Friday, June 23, 2017

Kzahmuh

Friday, June 24, 2016

Уовгитьчамыща: Hello. My name is Уовгитьчамыща. What's your name?

My name is Kzahmuh. Nice to meet you.

Ima: My name is Ima

Kzahmuh: Hi Ima. Scott told me you're going to the Love Planet...

Ima: Yeah, that's Center.

Уовгитьчамыща:and that's right too but yes, that's Center.

Kzahmuh: What's Center?

Ima: the Love Planet

Kzahmuh: that'll be fun!

Ima: Yeah! You're sure pretty Kzahmuh!

Kzahmuh: thanks, I'm a transgender girl.

Ima: Transgender girl? Are you still in school?

Kzahmuh: Yes and no. I go to a parallel university...

Ima: Where?

Kzahmuh: A parallel universe.

Ima: How do you know Scott? (Ima looks jealous.)

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure but he said he was dreaming when...

Ima: Yeah okay, he's bothered by the news. Me too and...

Kzahmuh: What Ima, you wanted the Warriors to win the NBA title?

Ima: No Kzahmuh, I like the Cavaliers.

Kzahmuh: Oh you mean the mass shooting at that nightclub. Yeah, I'm sad too and I guess all of our minds and hearts came together, and Scott somehow found me in a parallel universe and I wanted to comfort him and also go with you to make the Love Planet a world where everyone is loved and no one is threatened or hurt.

Ima: I'm happy you're here.

Уовгитьчамыща: Girls, we need to get some sleep.

Ima: alright Yavki

Уовгитьчамыща: Ee, what do you think we're gonna dream about tonight?

Ima: Scott dreaming about us.

Kzahmuh: that sounds like fun! Can I do that too?

Ima: Yeah! The three of us against one Scott, we'll win!

Уовгитьчамыща: No Ima, we'll all win when we get into Anything and he's with us.

Kzahmuh: I forget, what's Anything? Lingerie?

Ima: LOL Kzahmuh

Kzahmuh: Yeah, I was trying to make a joke.

Ima: I'm happy you're here in our universe, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Me too, Ima. I think I'll stay.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Scott: Are they on the ground?

Kzahmuh: They?

Scott: the Boletes

Kzahmuh: Yes. I think so, but...

Scott: but what?

Kzahmuh: there's a problem with the past.

Scott: in the past?

Kzahmuh: no, I can't say for sure, but someone could be erasing the past or history...

Scott: How do you know that?

Хлеба: Kzahmuh, did you tell Scott about Wonder Woman and Yavkitchamitcha?

Scott: What do I need to know, Хлеба?

Kzahmuh: Oh, Scott and I are talking about a problem with the past.

Хлеба: Yes, look at this, Scott.

Scott: What is it?

Kzahmuh: It's like a map.

Scott: a map of?

Kzahmuh: the past and both of our universes...

Scott: why?

Хлеба: Kzahmuh says Wonder Woman or Уовгитьчамыща could be in danger in the past.

Scott: What makes you think that?

Kzahmuh: Our arch enemy, and one of this galaxy's most-feared villains I've found has achieved the ability to time travel, and if my theory is correct he's, umm they have taken Wonder Woman there before she's reached her potential of her powers, for some sort of a test...

Scott: This could explain the bad dreams and the reason we've been worried. Ima has been having nightmares, and...

Ima: Did you call me, Scott?

Scott: Sure, I miss you. What were you doing?

Ima: Travaia and I are hanging out together on the beach. 

Scott: Where is Уовгитьчамыща? And of course, Уовгитьчамыща.

Ima: They went out to get us more food.

Scott: Well, that's good... I don't think we're going to decide what to do today, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: That's okay, but we'll keep trying to find out more but so far I don't see the bad guy we're looking for in the past.

Scott: I wish all bad guys would stay in the past, but not go there and cause problems.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, that's true.

Scott: Hey, what's (pointing at the screen) this!

Kzahmuh: It looks like some sort of flying objects. UFOs?!

Scott: Boletes?

Kzahmuh: Maybe!







Tuesday, June 06, 2017

I went to the new "Wonder Woman" movie on Friday and it's a great movie. I like this Wonder Woman because she is nice, friendly, and kind, unless you're the bad guy, and then she is an amazing warrior. She is pretty, cute, and beautiful and I like this kind of character who has so many of my favorite character attributes all rolled into one.

Sunday, June 04, 2017

Wonder Woman

Before she was Wonder Woman, she was Diana, princess of the Amazons, trained to be an unconquerable warrior. Raised on a sheltered island paradise, when an American pilot crashes on their shores and tells of a massive conflict raging in the outside world, Diana leaves her home, convinced she can stop the threat. Fighting alongside man in a war to end all wars, Diana will discover her full powers…and her true destiny. (Warner Bros. website)
Photos: Warner Bros.

Friday, June 02, 2017

Thursday, June 01, 2017


Monday, December 26, 2016
12:50 am
Kzahmuh: "I saw Boletes
                in the Past-ure."
                (Past + Future)
  1:00 am " I saw Boletus "
  I wrote
  these down
  for her.

What would a Superhero do? Kzahmuh: Are you asking me? Scott: No, it's a question in the headline to get some interest. Kzahmuh: Why? Scott: What? Kzahmuh: Huh? oh, um what did you think about the Boletes I told you about? Can you put that up here?



Saturday, December 31, 2016


Kzahmuh: Хлеба, okay now that we're alone, look at this.

Хлеба: Yeah, what is it, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: Oh wait a minute, not that.

Хлеба: Where is this photo from? Did you, umm... is this around here somewhere?

Kzahmuh: No, when I went back in time to

Хлеба: to the '90s?

Kzahmuh: Yes.

Хлеба: So it looks like a forest or something.

Kzahmuh: Yes, it is.

Хлеба: And who's that?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure.

Kzahmuh: I think it's Wonder Woman.

Хлеба: That's not Wonder Woman. It's just some woman and her hair is done up and she's beautiful, and

Kzahmuh: No, not her.

Хлеба: I don't see any other pretty young women in the photo.

Kzahmuh: Look again.

Хлеба: Yeah, I did and hey, why aren't we at the beach. Scott is gonna wonder what we're doing.

Kzahmuh: Anyway, look again at the photo.

Хлеба: And?

Kzahmuh: It's her.

Хлеба: Who's her?

Kzahmuh: the child

Хлеба: huh?!

Kzahmuh: My research  says that can only be one of two people.

Хлеба: How could you come up with that kind of research?

Kzahmuh: Our arch enemy, and one of this galaxy's most-feared villains I've found has achieved the ability to time travel, and if my theory is correct he's, umm they have taken Wonder Woman there before she's reached her potential of her powers, for some sort of a test...

Хлеба: So, what's the other possibility?

Kzahmuh: What?

Хлеба: Who else do you think that little girl could be?

Kzahmuh: Okay, but don't laugh.

Хлеба: Well, I'm waiting.

Kzahmuh: Уовгитьчамыща

Хлеба: He He He He He.

Kzahmuh: Quit giggling.

Хлеба: He He He He He

Kzahmuh: Hey Хлеба, we gotta get serious! We're superheroes.

Хлеба: Yes, I agree.








Sunday, May 28, 2017

Anything: I'm Bored
I want to go out.
Ima: ha ha ha
        Where?
Anything: What?
Ima: Where do you
         want to go?
Anything: on the town
Ima: he he nice one,
        Anything.
Anything: I'm not joking, Ima.
Ima: Anything said my name. Yeah!

Friday, May 26, 2017

Scott McLean
"Wonder Woman Takes Over" or "Уовгитьчамыща"



Ima: What's going on, Scott?

Scott: Well, I'm posting this picture from the video? Wait a minute and let me post

Ima: No, I can't. Хлеба and Kzahmuh are doing something and where's Уовгитьчамыща? She was walking over there but I thought she was going to find out what they're up to.

Scott: Ok, let me put this picture up, then I, um I mean we can go in the other room or go out and look for her.


Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Scott. Hi Ima. I'm back and I have food for everybody. 

Ima: Oh I'm glad you're back.

Уовгитьчамыща: Really, Ima? thanks.

Scott: Me too, Уовгитьчамыща. We were worried about you.

Уовгитьчамыща: Wow! Thanks Scott. I guess now I know what it's like to be the popular girl.

Ima: Yeah, it's fun! but remember we're

Уовгитьчамыща: superheroes?

Ima: Yeah! haha

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Ima: Scott, what's going on?

Scott: I'm not sure. We're still waiting.


Ima: okay.


Scott: Where's Уовгитьчамыща?


Ima: Which one?


Scott: Yavki. 


Ima: I don't know if she likes to be called that nickname anymore. Well, by you she does.


Scott: What? Really? I'm not sure, OK, I meant her, our Уовгитьчамыща.


Ima: I don't know. She was walking and...


Scott: What's that loud crashing sound!


Ima: Хлеба said it's some kind of reality video or reality show or something like that.


Уовгитьчамыща: I'm your Уовгитьчамыща too, Scott, right? I'm a writer, just like you.


Scott: Yes, you're our Уовгитьчамыща from this universe.


Ima: Do you want to visit our universe, Уовгитьчамыща?


Уовгитьчамыща: Sure, if Уовгитьчамыща says it's OK. he he he


Scott: there's only one problem.


Уовгитьчамыща: What? It won't fit into that (search for) one equation to explain everything?


Scott: I was thinking more like how are you going to write about what's going on here?


Уовгитьчамыща: I'll choose Ima to do the writing for me?


Ima: I'm scared to stay here in this new universe all by myself.


Уовгитьчамыща: It's not new.


Ima: Well, it's new to me.


Scott: Yeah, you're coming with me, Ima.


Ima: Oh thank God, I'm in love.


Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, you're good at... um flirting. he he he


Ima: with Scott, yeah, whatever, I mean he's mine.


Уовгитьчамыща: yours? that's cute.


Ima: Yeah, it is. Hey, what's that flashing light on your... um what is that thing?


Уовгитьчамыща: It's similar to one of your smart phones, only much smarter.


Ima: Is someone calling?


Уовгитьчамыща: yes.


Ima: You better answer it.


Уовгитьчамыща: Are you sure?


Ima: Yes, I am.


Уовгитьчамыща: I'll go in the other room.


Scott: ok but see what they are  doing in there?


Ima: Let's enjoy the beach some more and I'll give you some more delicious Ima kisses.


Уовгитьчамыща (walking to the other room): he he he Ima you're funny.


Уовгитьчамыща: What's going on in here? (as she closes the door behind her.)


Хлеба: Don't worry. It's nothing.


Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Ima. 


Хлеба: No, I'm Хлеба. Oh, I'm sorry, you're on the phone?


Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, it's like a phone. Just a minute...


Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, are you girls about ready to come back.


Ima: Yes, we are, but we kind of made a mess. The Cool Shadow doesn't know how to make shakes, and then Хлеба and I were fighting, I mean practicing our superhero preparations for real life battles with villains and we broke some stuff... And we couldn't find Kzahmuh. You said to look for Kzahmuh's real counterpart. But I did see someone who looked like Scott.


Уовгитьчамыща: He's here with us. And you know that our Scott died and that's how I became the writer.


Ima: Oh that's good. Are you writing everything down that we're doing? Don't leave anything out.


Уовгитьчамыща: It's going to sound and seem very real.


Ima: I guess you would know.


Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, maybe their Уовгитьчамыща will know that feeling, too.


Ima: I'll see you soon. How do you want us to arrive? Right where you're standing now?


Уовгитьчамыща: Yes. I'll be waiting.


Ima: OK bye.


Уовгитьчамыща: bye.


Уовгитьчамыща: Ladies, what's that machine?


Kzahmuh: It's a whole bunch of stuff all in one.


Уовгитьчамыща: Such as?


Kzahmuh: It will enable us to pinpoint a place and time to time travel to and also cross over to the other universe and back.

Уовгитьчамыща: Is that a good idea?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure, but there's a problem in the past, and


Уовгитьчамыща: Where's Уовгитьчамыща?


Хлеба: You're right here talking with us.


Уовгитьчамыща: I mean your Уовгитьчамыща.


Хлеба: I don't know. She said she was hungry and went out.


Уовгитьчамыща: OK then, it's time we have Scott and Ima come in here and we will all decide what to do.


Хлеба: No, you're in danger.


Kzahmuh: Don't worry, okay get them.





"Wonder Woman Takes Over"

Scott McLean
"Wonder Woman Takes Over" or "Уовгитьчамыща" 
(Original Song)

video
Scott McLean - piano, song/composition
Avant-garde, progressive rock, jazz, theme song
 for our superheroes story

I recorded this song this afternoon Tuesday, May 23, 2017.


Wednesday, May 17, 2017

хуубщжа г яхёа


Хлеба: Scott, hey Scott...

Scott: Хлеба, we've been waiting for you and Kzahmuh. 

Хлеба: Yeah I know, we're sorry but we're working on a project.

Scott: Okay, but can you come back in here now. They're wondering what's going on and I'm getting hungry.

Хлеба: Do you want me to feed you grapes?

Scott: LOL OK, sure and then Ima will really be upset.

Хлеба: Yeah, that sounds funny.

Scott: I want to introduce you to someone.

Хлеба: Sure, but I wanted to ask if I could go home for a few days before we leave.

Scott: Ask Уовгитьчамыща because she's

Хлеба: going to marry you?

Scott: No. She's making the decisions about our crew.

Хлеба: OK that's fine. Who is she?

Scott: This is травайа.

Хлеба: Hi. My name is Khleba.

травайа: Nice to meet you, Khleba. I'm Travaia.

Хлеба: Are you going with us to Where-Every, Travaia. It's the Love Planet.

Travaia: I don't know. If you want me to go.

Хлеба: We already have a big crew and 

Scott: Хлеба, she's nice and friendly, and

Хлеба: I got it, Scott. You like her.

Scott: You're all going to like her. 

Хлеба: Scott?

Scott: What Хлеба?

Хлеба: Can we go somewhere and get some pie? Do you believe in пайамоноем ?

Scott: Huh? How do you know about пайамоноем ?

Хлеба: I was dreaming about it and I thought maybe someone else knew about it, maybe you know.

Scott: That's interesting you say this because I was thinking about it. Do you think Ima is doing something to cause us to think the same thing?

Хлеба: I don't think so, Scott. (Хлеба looking a bit nervous, hoping Scott won't find out why they are thinking about a planet with...)

Scott: Well, I thought she was...  I am wondering if there is a planet with

Хлеба: Lots and Lots of pies.

Scott: Yes. I know you love pie.

Хлеба: I really do.

Scott: If you're going home, how long will you be gone?

Хлеба: Not long.

Scott: I'll miss you. We'll all miss you.

Хлеба: Really?

Scott: Yeah! 

Хлеба: Do you want a hug?

Scott: OK.

Хлеба: Oh wow!

Scott: Thanks. I like hugs.

Хлеба: Me too.

Scott: Where do you live?

Kzahmuh: I'll take care of her.

Scott: Are you going too, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: Yeah, but she didn't tell me where she's from?

Хлеба: I'm from right here (pointing to the map)...

Kzahmuh: I don't see anything there.

Хлеба: OK I'll explain.

Kzahmuh: What's this area?

Хлеба: I live near Crimea?

Kzahmuh: You live there?

Хлеба: near Crimea?

Kzahmuh: which direction?

Хлеба: around there?

Scott: I was thinking this, what does it say?

Хлеба: what?

Scott: хуубщжа г яхёа

Хлеба: It's like, um, around Yakhoya.

Scott: It's not on this map.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, Хлеба, where is it?

Хлеба: Right there!

Kzahmuh: Where? You're pointing up above Crimea.

Хлеба: Yeah.

Kzahmuh: Really?

Хлеба: Yes.



Tuesday, May 09, 2017


Ima: Is that me? I'm pretty.

Scott: Well, it's my drawing and

Ima: I love it.

Scott: thanks

Ima: but there's just one thing, and I'm confused how you knew... well, it looks just like me.

Scott: Knew what?

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Scott

Ima: Grrr...


Уовгитьчамыща: hehehe


Scott: I'm sorry, Ima. Let's talk again later.


Ima: Yeah, thanks for loving me.


Scott: I love you and Уовгитьчамыща.


Уовгитьчамыща: and Wonder Woman?!


Ima: What?! No!


Уовгитьчамыща: Show her what you bought.


Scott: It's nothing, or not that important.


Уовгитьчамыща: okay then, we won't mind if you show us.


Ima: Maybe not. I'll tell you later.




I'm Ima

Monday, May 08, 2017


Scott: Ima, I forgot to ask you, can we do our superheroes forever

Ima: Sure, but would you rather just do a superheroes week or month?

Scott: But you will be just as pretty forever as you are right now.

Ima: Really, that's awesome!


Sunday, May 07, 2017

Ima: Scott, can we go back to our own beach?

Scott: Yeah, let's make sure everybody is ready to go first.

Ima: Yeah, OK I'm ready to leave because

Уовгитьчамыща: Can I go with you guys, then I guess I have to come back here because I'm from this universe...

Scott: I want you to come along, but then who is going to write about your trip to

Уовгитьчамыща: to Where-Every?

Scott: Yeah. 

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm not sure how any of this works or if something will go wrong, and

Ima: Don't worry about it, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: Thanks, Ima.

Уовгитьчамыща: You're just like a sister to me, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, an identical twin, except

Уовгитьчамыща: Except I'm the writer, and you're the actress. And okay, a few other small differences.

Ima: That's like a beautiful dream, but girls, I've been unable to get rid of my nightmares. Now they're like sequels.

Уовгитьчамыща: Have you had a prequel yet, Ima? Just kidding.

Ima: I don't know but do you think any of that stuff is real or could happen?

Scott: I'm not sure, but I don't think so, Ima.

Уовгитьчамыща: I'd say No.

Уовгитьчамыща: I agree.

Ima: I've been dreaming that Wonder Woman is coming here and she's going to take over. Do you know her, Scott?

Scott: No, I don't. I had some strange feeling too that something strange or unexpected might happen. 

Уовгитьчамыща and Уовгитьчамыща (together): Yeah, me too. hahaha

Ima: What's so funny?

Уовгитьчамыща: Nothing. Oh, I suppose it's that we said it at the same time. 

Ima: Do you like me?

Уовгитьчамыща: We like you very much, Ima. Don't worry.

Ima: Ok yeah, sometimes I wish all of us felt the same way.

Scott: I think we do, but we do need to show we care.

Ima: Right, I agree.

Scott: Okay, everything will be alright.

Ima: I think that I was afraid you would go off with Wonder Woman and forget about me, and about us.

Scott: No. I love you girls, young ladies,

Ima: superheroes.

Scott: Sure, you can say that again.

Ima: superheroes




Thursday, May 04, 2017

The Cool Shadow: I love us too.

Ima: Hi Cool.

The Cool Shadow: Hi Ima.

Ima: What are you doing?

The Cool Shadow: I have been developing new shakes, and I want some of Scott's new Sci-Fi waffle for space travel to help us stay relaxed and calm. 

Ima: really? Hey Scott, I want a piece of your waffle!

Уовгитьчамыща: New way to say something else, Ima?

Ima: Yeah! hehehe

Уовгитьчамыща: You do know we are

Ima: superheroes? 

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes.

The Cool Shadow: Am I a superhero, Ima?

Ima: Ask Scott.

The Cool Shadow: Oh okay, yeah, he said to experiment a bit with shakes and fries...  Should I mix them?

Ima: umm no, I'd have to say no to that.

Уовгитьчамыща: Me too, but where did Scott (and this universe's Уовгитьчамыща) go to and why aren't we enjoying this beach some more before we leave?

The Cool Shadow: I heard Wonder

Ima: no, you didn't

The Cool Shadow: Woman was going to be involved with

Уовгитьчамыща: with Scott?

The Cool Shadow: No. but something is going to happen.

Ima: You were having a nightmare, Cool.

The Cool Shadow: Maybe, but it seemed real to me.

Ima: No it didn't.

Уовгитьчамыща: Are you sure, Ima? 

Ima: Yes, I am sure.

The Cool Shadow: You know, um, anything can happen!

Anything: Can you hear me? It's Anything, I already did happen, and I'm going to keep happening, and

Ima: Anything, they can't hear you, but I'm not sure about that. Guys, did you hear something?

The Cool Shadow: Hear what?

Уовгитьчамыща: No, Ima, I didn't hear anything.

Ima: ok, good. no, they can't hear you.

Уовгитьчамыща: Who are you talking to, Ima?

Ima: nobody. well, I mean, um if I was talking to somebody they wouldn't have to ask me something right now?

Уовгитьчамыща: Why not?

Ima: Don't worry and let's enjoy this beach. It's just like our own in our universe.

Anything: Who owns the universe, Ima?

Ima: Not now.

The Cool Shadow: Why not? Don't you want my newest shake?

Ima: Yeah sure, Cool.

Anything: Why does Уовгитьчамыща say my name as whatever. I don't like it.

Ima: What? Oh I'm sorry, she's different than our Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: What are you talking about, Ima?

Ima: Oh, I was just thinking how much I ... well, I'm happy we're friends, and we're two unstoppable

Уовгитьчамыща: superheroes?

Ima: exactly!