Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Monday, April 17, 2017

Pow!

Scott: What was that sound?

УовгитьчамыщаI don't know.

Scott: Did you write Pow!,Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: No, I didn't. Did you?

Scott: No, I knew it would happen, and I put it there.

Уовгитьчамыща: To tell what happened?

Scott: Maybe.

Уовгитьчамыща: That's because...

Уовгитьчамыща: I thought it would be easier to be a writer than

Scott: than what?

Уовгитьчамыща: I remember when I was a child and...
Pow!

Scott: What was that sound?

УовгитьчамыщаI don't know.

Scott: Did you write Pow!, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: No, I didn't. Did you?

Scott: No, I knew it would happen, and I put it there.

Уовгитьчамыща: To tell what happened?

Scott: Maybe.

Уовгитьчамыща: That's because...

Уовгитьчамыща: I thought it would be easier to be a writer than

Scott: than what?

Уовгитьчамыща: I remember when I was a child and...

Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Уовгитьчамыщаawaahh what's that noise?

Уовгитьчамыщаoh hi. I fell asleep.

Уовгитьчамыщa: me too. where did everyone else go?

Ima: hi Yavkis.

Уовгитьчамыща: I prefer Yavkitchamitcha.

Ima: okay

Уовгитьчамыща: What happened to Scott?

Ima: I don't know, Yavkitchamitcha, but we were going to

Уовгитьчамыща: I like Yavki. well, sometimes.

Ima: argh grrr....

Ima: Oh okay you're just waking up and hopefully this is going to get back to a happy day on the beach.

Уовгитьчамыща and Уовгитьчамыща  (speaking at the same time): What was that you said, Ima?

Ima: Oh nothing, don't worry about it.

Ima: Oh Scott, you're back, I'm so glad.

Scott: I just wanted to see what there was to eat and

Ima: Okay, I'll go and check on the two busy superheroes.

Уовгитьчамыща: I will go with you, Ima.

Scott: No, Хлеба said you better stay here for now.

Уовгитьчамыща: Why?

Scott: I don't know.

Ima: C'mon Yavki.

Уовгитьчамыща: okay Ee.

Ima: I prefer Ima. Let's go!






Уовгитьчамыща: awaahh what's that noise?

Уовгитьчамыща: oh hi. I fell asleep.


Уовгитьчамыщa: me too. where did everyone else go?


Ima: hi Yavkis.


Уовгитьчамыща: I prefer Yavkitchamitcha.


Ima: okay


Уовгитьчамыща: What happened to Scott?


Ima: I don't know, Yavkitchamitcha, but we were going to


Уовгитьчамыща: I like Yavki. well, sometimes.


Ima: argh grrr....


Ima: Oh okay you're just waking up and hopefully this is going to get back to a happy day on the beach.


Уовгитьчамыщаs (speaking at the same time): What was that you said, Ima?


Ima: Oh nothing, don't worry about it.


Ima: Oh Scott, you're back, I'm so glad.


Scott: I just wanted to see what there was to eat and


Ima: Okay, I'll go and check on the two busy superheroes.


Уовгитьчамыща: I will go with you, Ima.


Scott: No, Хлеба said you better stay here for now.


Уовгитьчамыща: Why?

Scott: I don't know.


Ima: C'mon Yavki.


Уовгитьчамыща: okay Ee.


Ima: I prefer Ima. Let's go!








Monday, April 03, 2017

Ima: the Yavkitchamitchas are cute sleeping together on the beach.

Scott: well, they're tired, it's not like you meet you every day.

Ima: we have plenty of time to

Scott: I know what you're thinking and

Ima: You want to?

Scott: okay, but where are Kzahmuh and Хлеба?

Ima: in the other room, I guess.

Scott: why?

Scott: I thought they were enjoying being here with us on the beach.

Ima: yeah, they do but

whap! smash! thwiir, zhimak...
and other loud, scary noises coming from the other room.

Ima: What were all those noises, I didn't recognize some of them.

Scott: the noises?

Ima: Yeah, I'm scared!

Anything: You're a superhero, Ima!

Ima: What's going on, Anything?

Anything: I don't know, but can Scott hear me talking with you?

Ima: I don't know, but maybe I should see what is going on in the other room.

Anything: maybe


Monday, March 27, 2017

Just Like a Beach Movie Song

Scott - Bedroom Beach

Anything

Уовгитьчамыща
Ima
Kzahmuh
Хлеба
Уовгитьчамыща
Scott
The Cool Shadow
Taco Bell Dog's Voice by Ima
Where-Every

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Ima: Oh that's my favorite song.

Anything: I don't hear anything.

Ima: Nice joke Anything.

Anything: Yeah, Sci-fi can make you feel good.

Ima: Where's Scott?

Хлеба: Was that a question for me or Anything?

Scott: I'm here, Ima.

Ima: Touch me, Scott.

Хлеба: Ima, this is a family-friendly story.

Ima: No it's not, Хлеба. Besides, we're a family, or

Уовгитьчамыща: really good friends.

Ima: the BEST!!

Ima: which Yavki are you?

Уовгитьчамыща: the one you've been joking with for a long time.

Ima: the beach sure is a lot of fun today.

Уовгитьчамыща: Scott, give me a hug.

Scott: okay, sure, I like hugs.

Ima: Me too.

Scott: yeah, you too.

Хлеба: should I ask too?

Scott: for a hug?

Хлеба: Yeah!

Scott: Wow! I like hugging you, Хлеба, but you didn't show you wanted that before.

Хлеба: Kzahmuh and I have been busy. 

Scott: Hey, where is Kzahmuh?

Хлеба: She's looking at something and we need to show you but 

Scott: but what?

Ima: now I'm not the one in trouble.

Scott: you never really are, Ima, but you do make a lot of jokes, so that's good, we don't want to be too serious in space.

Ima: yeah, Space! (sigh) I wish we could stay here on this beach together forever!

Scott: the Beach is going with us.

Ima: oh YEAH!! so I will show you HAPPY Ima!!

Хлеба: Scott, we need to get Kzahmuh and discuss... ohhh Ima you're really

Уовгитьчамыща: showing how beautiful she is.

Ima: thanks Yavki.

Уовгитьчамыща: Sure, but I'm the Уовгитьчамыща in this universe.  

Ima: where's Yavki?

Уовгитьчамыща: Would you miss me if I wasn't here with you?

Ima: Yes, of course I would. So would Scott, Kzahmuh, Хлеба, The Cool Shadow, Anything, and oh well, the Taco Bell Dog isn't here but I do the voice sometimes to make everybody happy! and Уовгитьчамыща of this universe also, you're my friend now too, right?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, Ima.

Kzahmuh: Hi everyone. The beach is great!

Уовгитьчамыща: Show us your bikini, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Sure.

Хлеба: Wow! that's perfect, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Your bikini is very sexy, Хлеба.

Хлеба: thanks Kzahmuh.

Хлеба: but shouldn't we tell Scott about what we were looking at...

Kzahmuh: later. let's have some fun and not be too serious right now. Besides, did you notice that Ima is naked?

Хлеба: Yeah, she's funny.

Уовгитьчамыща: and beautiful.

Хлеба: yeah, you're right Уовгитьчамыща. I think I finally get it. We're at the beach.

Kzahmuh: in Anything.

Ima: And we're going to go all over the universe like this.

Хлеба: But we'll have clothes on, right?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, of course we will.

Ima: Sometimes...

Anything: Like I said, Sci-Fi can make you feel good.

Уовгитьчамыща: I feel like this is real.

Ima: I sure hope so. 

Хлеба: Maybe too real.

Ima: What, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Oh let's just keep having fun, Ima. 

Ima: Okay I can do that.
















Tuesday, March 14, 2017


Wonder Woman

Is Real

Уовгитьчамыща: What's that, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: Oh, that? Don't worry about it.

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm not, but is that a video?

Хлеба: We are trying to decide what to do about

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, let's go to the beach now.

Хлеба: I mean, that place in the video is kinda creepy and

Уовгитьчамыща: it looks sorta familiar. I feel scared but I don't know why.

Kzahmuh: I think this will make us all feel better. When I was a kid, I was watching television and stayed up a bit past my bedtime, and the late-night news was about some teenagers who were saved. They were transgender teens and were being attacked but they were saved by, and I know you won't believe this, by Wonder Woman. 

Хлеба: You mean she's real. I always thought she was only a superhero character.

Kzahmuh: Well, I believed it was the truth.

Хлеба: Did you ever think maybe you fell asleep and were having a dream?

Kzahmuh: Yeah, I did think that but it gave me more comfort and a feeling of safety to know that there was really a Wonder Woman who cares about someone like me.

Уовгитьчамыща: You're right, Kzahmuh, I know you're telling the truth.

Kzahmuh: Thanks for believing me, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: You're welcome, but the reason I believe you is I met her before.

Kzahmuh: really?

Хлеба: I don't believe it. Well, I do, or I guess I do.

Уовгитьчамыща: that video of yours, Kzahmuh, somehow reminded me of the time when

Kzahmuh: hey girls, let's go to the beach.

Уовгитьчамыща: I just wanted to say that

Kzahmuh: Can we finish discussing this on the sand and with our bikinis on?

Уовгитьчамыща: Wonder Woman is real.











Scott Isn't Real

Уовгитьчамыща: I always wondered what I looked like in another universe and I really like that Уовгитьчамыща and she

Kzahmuh: Looks just like you. 

Уовгитьчамыща: but

Kzahmuh: I know what you're thinking.

Уовгитьчамыща: She thinks she's an actress, and

Kzahmuh: you're a writer with a blog and your blog looks like Scott's blog where he writes about fast food and what we're doing.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah I know, but, Kzahmuh, you don't understand.

Kzahmuh: Understand what?

Уовгитьчамыща: Scott died years ago, and I kept his blog going, and I

Kzahmuh: You really love Scott.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, I do love him.



Scott Isn't Real

Friday, March 10, 2017

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Ima:
Is Scott a good character? I love him and all but you know...


Ima: Hey guys, let's go to the beach and celebrate Scott's first year as a character.

Уовгитьчамыща: You weren't sure about that at first, Ima.

Ima: What?

Уовгитьчамыща: Look into my mind. I think now you're glad he's one of us. Right?




Tuesday, March 07, 2017

Friday, March 03, 2017

Ima: Oh, ooh and aahh, that felt great!

Scott: I'm glad you liked it.

Ima: Was that the end of our season?

Scott: Like what?

Ima: I thought we would end the season with a sex scene.

Хлеба: That would be some kind of feel good...

Ima: moment, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Let's not love short time, Ima. 

Ima: Yeah, love me long time, Scott!

Хлеба: Me too. Can we, finally, spend some time on the beach, all of us together?!

Ima: Mmm... Fun!

Ima: Where did Kzahmuh go?

Хлеба: She's looking at something, it's like a video...

Ima: oh okay.

Scott: Уовгитьчамыща said she is going to give us a bikini fashion show and

Ima: and, Scott, what about our Уовгитьчамыща. She already showed us her nice bikini. Do you miss her? What would you do if there were two of me?

Scott: Yes, I miss her and I'm glad she is coming here soon.

Уовгитьчамыща: But you like me too, don't you, Scott?

Scott: Yes, I like you and

Ima: you want to see her bikini?

Scott: Well, I want to see her

Kzahmuh: Her blog? Oh wait a minute, I hear something outside...

Хлеба: Someone!

Ima: Is this going to slow us down even more getting to the beach?

Scott: Hey, where's The Cool Shadow? He said he was coming right back with shakes!

Kzahmuh: Hi! Oh you're beautiful in that dress! You know what they say about dressing for succ

Ima: sex?

Kzahmuh: No success, but that's better, Ima.

Ima: yeah and I want Scott to continue massaging me.

Ima: Oh no, and oh gorgeous Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: I look good too, right?

Ima: Yes, Уовгитьчамыща too, I mean you do too.

Уовгитьчамыща: and I'm a writer, and

Ima: a superhero

Kzahmuh: With a familiar looking blog

Уовгитьчамыща: You do know the theory of 

Ima: anything?

Уовгитьчамыща:  or it could be everything

Ima: No, we're going to Where-Every but

Уовгитьчамыща: After we go to the beach and have some fun!

Ima: Oh I love your dress Уовгитьчамыща one!

Уовгитьчамыща: That's Уовгитьчамыща to you, Ima.

Ima: Yeah, you're right!

















Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Scott: Yeah! Wow! That was some...

Kzahmuh: my pleasure

Scott: kiss, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Will Ima be angry?

Ima: I'm angry!

Kzahmuh: and Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Angry? Why?

Kzahmuh: I gave Scott a kiss.

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm glad, because guess what, I will try that kind of kiss on him later.

Scott: Oh um, yes!

Ima: Yes? Scott, what?

Scott: Sorry

Ima: and?

Ima: Give me a kiss and I'll forgive you.

Scott: sure

Kzahmuh: Hey guys, the phone's ringing...

Уовгитьчамыща: phone?

Ima: someone told me to get a phone, and so that's

Хлеба: Can I finish your sentence, Ima?

Ima: No.

Хлеба: But you interrupted Scott last time.

Ima: so?

Хлеба: you said you were going to finish his sentence, then you told us about your dream.

Ima: yeah, I still want to talk about that and

Kzahmuh: yeah sure, I'll get him.

Kzahmuh: Scott, the phone's for you.

Scott: Who is it?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure.

Scott: Hello.

Уовгитьчамыща: Hello Scott. I told Хлеба that I'd call.

Scott: Sure, I'll get her. Who is this?

Уовгитьчамыща: Scott, it's me. Уовгитьчамыща.

Scott: Уовгитьчамыща? But you're here now?

Уовгитьчамыща: I am? I'm with you? No, I'm still back here in Anything?

Уовгитьчамыща: Is that what you call it? Did you mean Whatever?

Уовгитьчамыща: Who is that talking?!

Scott: I thought it was you.

Хлеба: Me too.

Ima: Me not sure.

Kzahmuh: Me scared.

Ima: Ahh don't worry Kzahmuh, you're a sweet kisser.

Kzahmuh: Thanks?











Thursday, February 16, 2017

Kzahmuh: Oh I'm up in the headline, so I guess I better say something important...

Kzahmuh: Tell Ima about the thing you created, Хлеба.

Ima: Yeah, tell me, Хлеба.

Хлеба: What thing?

Ima: The thing you're keeping a secret.

Хлеба: It's not a secret.

Ima: Okay then, what is it?

Хлеба: It's to see if we're able to get along with each other.

Kzahmuh: Not exactly, Хлеба, you know it's more than that, much more.

Scott: Hi Хлеба! I thought you

Ima: can I finish your sentence, Scott?

Scott: Do you know what I'm thinking, Ima?

Ima: No, but I had a bad dream and in my dream Хлеба was upset because she thought you would wonder why she was gone so long. And that Kzahmuh and Хлеба were jealous and also they thought

Scott: thought what?

Ima: I think it's the same thing I was dreaming about, right Хлеба?

Хлеба: What thing?

Уовгитьчамыща: I hope we're not arguing unless it's about what kind of shake The Cool Shadow is going to make for us.

Kzahmuh: Can I have the last word this time too?

Scott: Sure, Kzahmuh, what?

Kzahmuh: Unbelievable!

Scott: Ok. Was that it?

Kzahmuh: Yeah




Sunday, February 12, 2017

It was sort of like evening and

we were about to discuss this thing and That and also What thing? Or maybe not, but one thing is for sure, we were all together again on the Beach in Anything, and...

Kzahmuh: Hi Scott. I missed you, so did Хлеба.

Scott: Hi Kzahmuh. What did you do?

Kzahmuh: Not much, just girl talk.

Scott: Are you sure? Ima was concerned.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, she always is, when she's not goofing around...

Scott: and around, and around...

Kzahmuh: haha Yeah, I know. She will be here in a minute.