Sunday, December 31, 2017

M: What's this, Uladocha?
U: I don't know, Meirohma. It could be a conversation, but it doesn't make any sense.
M: and what's that in your hand?
U: It's a laype or it has a Yakhoyan spelling, or it looks similar to bread in Russian.
M: hehe What does it do?
U: this
M: oh my gosh, what are you doing?
U: trying to figure out how far above the planet surface we are... Wait, what's that over there?
M: it looks like some spinning building, says something about cakes and cookies, and hehehe Yavkitchmitcha.
U: very funny
M: now who would say someone was wearing cookie dough and frosting on their face because she didn't know how to put on makeup?
U: Yeah, that's strange. Do you want to stop and eat cake and cookies?
M: Sure, I'm hungry and I'll eat anything about now.


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Хлеба: Scott, do you believe in...
Travaia: What, Хлеба?
Kzahmuh: He believes in us and
               knows we're going to succeed.
Travaia: Okay, success. I see.
Хлеба: No! Not success. It's a fairytale!
Kzahmuh: Success isn't a fairytale!
Хлеба: No, Kzahmuh, that's not what
           I'm talking about!
Scott: I know what Хлеба wants to say.
Хлеба: Yeah! Scott knows.
Travaia: So, is it a secret, Хлеба?
Хлеба: No. I'll tell you. It's a place
           we heard about as kids. It's real,
           I think. Maybe... it has
lots of beautiful mermaids.
it's not a real fairy tale, it's a real place

Friday, December 29, 2017

Monday, December 25, 2017

Love
ворона
Ima: Scott?!
Scott: Yes? oh, hi Ima.
Ima: What happened to the map?
Scott: map?
Ima: the Dress Store map...
Scott: my, um, you know who has it
Уовгитьчамыща: I'm glad it's not
                          my birthday!
Ima: Me too, Yavki. Ha ha why?
Уовгитьчамыща: coz I'd rather
                          be in charge. Ha ha
Scott: That's good, Yavki. someone
          has to be.
Ima: I'll be in charge of your lips, Scott.
Уовгитьчамыща: I thought you would
give me a special time, Ima, seeing that 
it's almost like my birthday!
Ima: Almost like, yes! okay, I'll be in
        charge of kisses tomorrow. can I eat
        one of your cakes, Yavki?
Уовгитьчамыща: sure, Ima. Have two!
Ima: I think I will.
Scott: I'll have what you're having.
Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah! This is fun!
    I want to be in charge of cakes forever!

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Friday, December 15, 2017


             
                         

Sunday, December 03, 2017

Хлеба: This has been taking so long! Where are they?

Kzahmuh: Scott, can we celebrate Candy Day today too?

Scott: What, Kzahmuh, oh Candy Day? Yes, I think we are, can we skip the main meal?

Хлеба: Pies Day too, Scott, is that okay?

Scott: How many?

Travaia: Kisses?

Kzahmuh: I think he meant pies, but I'll accept kisses instead of pies.

Хлеба: I want both, and lots.

Ima: Lots of what? Oh, Уовгитьчамыща, if you're still a superhero

Уовгитьчамыща: What? Why do you say like that to me?!

Ima: No, I didn't mean it that way. Forget it, I meant where is our other Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Oh that's alright, Ima, I see you were trying to start a joke. I think she's got our Anything and her crew and they're over at a fast food restaurant, and they're lost.

Scott: I feel that they're coming.

Ima: a hunch?

Scott: lunch? you meant they're eating a very long lunch?

Хлеба: Add a couple more very's, Scott.

Ima: Look out the window, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: Why?

Ima: Just look!

Уовгитьчамыща: It's kinda steamed up.

Ima: Travaia, I knew you were gonna try to start smooching Scott with your Christmas lights lipstick on your lips, and

Ding Dong, Ding Dong!

Travaia: Okay, Ima, I'm in love, or I have a crush.

Ima: Oh take that back, Travaia, he's mine.

Travaia: hehehe

Хлеба: Get the door, Ima!

Ima: Sure.

Хлеба: Who is it?

Ima: Hi Jane! It's Jane!

Хлеба: Who is Jane?

Jane: Hi. My name is Jane or Jasmine.

Ima: Johnson?

Jane: Johnson, Jackson, or Brighton, or

Хлеба: Huh? Why don't you know your name?

Jane: I

Ima: Jane's the head of, I mean she's in charge of

Jane: Please look outside.

Ima: ask her, Jane.

Jane: oh I'm sorry, yes

Хлеба: What's going on?

Ima: Wait a minute,  Хлеба.

Jane: Уовгитьчамыща, your friends want you to enjoy this fashion show!

Уовгитьчамыща: Where?

Ima: Are you ready, Уовгитьчамыща, let's go out and she will show you.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, I am. Thanks, Ima.

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Yavki. We're all here to enjoy your special day! We heard it's your birthday. I'm just not sure why it's not my birthday too, since I'm you in this parallel universe.

Уовгитьчамыща: It's not my birthday.

Travaia: It's okay to have a birthday and get...

Ima: Shh don't say that, Travaia, tell her how beautiful she is.

Уовгитьчамыща: Thanks, Ima. What are you really saying though? I'm not getting any

Ima: Don't say that word, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: older

Ima: Oops, too late!

Уовгитьчамыща: It's a surprise for everyone, but first I want to have fun at your fashion show. Jane, or Jasmine, I'm ready...

Jane: And on the right we have a new dress like no other dress before it, with tiny

Уовгитьчамыща: hehehe are those what I think they are?

Ima: yes, they are Yavki. They're tiny cakes.

Уовгитьчамыща: Are they real?

Ima: Are they real, Jane?

Jane: I don't know.

Ima: Can we taste the cakes?

Jane: I better ask the model. Oh okay, thanks. Her name is Gertrude.

Ima: Wow! She's beautiful.

Уовгитьчамыща: The cakes dress is what's beautiful. I love it! so funny too.

Travaia: Ima did it.

Уовгитьчамыща: Really, Ima? Thanks, I love these dresses!

Jane: And next, we have a Pies Dress...

Kzahmuh: I wonder whose idea that was?!

Хлеба: Yeah, I was getting hungry.

Travaia: I'm hungry, we're all hungry, and

Ima: Scott said we're going to eat after the fashion show.

Scott: I hope this night is fun for everyone.

Уовгитьчамыща: What's that big building, and why is changing, wait, what's that another restaurant, and another one...

Ima: hehehe Yeah, it's spinning!

Уовгитьчамыща: Why? or How?

Anything: You're going to have fun, Уовгитьчамыща.

Ima: Anything, we'll tell her later...

Anything: Okay, Ima, I'll miss you.

Ima: We're only going to be in the next parallel universe from here.

Anything: Alright, Ima. then no problem...

Ima: Did you have a surprise for us, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, you're not going to get much older either, Ima.

Ima: Thanks for saying you like how I look.

Уовгитьчамыща: It's more than that, Ima.

Scott: Are you ready, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, Scott, but you know it's not my birthday.

Scott: I know, it's because you're in charge, you're taking over our Anything, but you have to work with Ima, so she's like your assistant.

Ima: What? Me and Yavki working together. Alright that sounds fun!

Scott: And I'll be working with both of you, but The Cool Shadow also will be in charge of some things...

Ima: Shakes?

Travaia: What am I in charge of?

Ima: You're making me afraid, Travaia.

Travaia: I feel the same way about you, Ima.

Scott: Travaia, you, Kzahmuh and Хлеба will all be in charge and be leaders.

Kzahmuh: Thanks, Scott. When will I be in charge? Can Хлеба and Travaia be my assistants?

Scott: Yes, I think it will work out that way...

Уовгитьчамыща: Really, Scott, I don't know...

Ima: I accept for you, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: Whatever you say, Cakes Dress girl.

Ima: Friends forever, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, friends forever, Ima!










Kzahmuh: Thanks, Scott. When will I be in charge. Can Хлеба and Travaia be my assistants?

Kzahmuh: Thanks, Scott. When will I be in charge? Can Хлеба and Travaia be my assistants?


Kzahmuh: Thanks, Scott. When will I be in charge. Can Хлеба and Travaia be my assistants?

Kzahmuh: Thanks, Scott. When will I be in charge? Can Хлеба and Travaia be my assistants?


Thursday, November 23, 2017

Travaia: So then, you push on this one and it blocks the action of the gun, it prevents it from working, essentially freezing it. Or if you push a little harder...

Kzahmuh: hehehe

Kzahmuh: Harder, Travaia, push harder...

Travaia: Very funny, Kzahmuh.
Okay, I mean press down more, and

Kzahmuh: And what?

Travaia: The weapon and the bad guy just kinda freeze.

Kzahmuh: Like a big ice sculpture.

Travaia: Well, we hope they're not too big to begin with.

Kzahmuh: You wanta see what I created?

Travaia: Sure, what is it?

Kzahmuh: an invisible armor suit.

Travaia: Wow! Cool! How does it  work?

Kzahmuh: Touch here, and pull it out and around you.

Travaia: I don't see anything.

Kzahmuh: That's right.

Travaia: What is it? 

Kzahmuh: I can't tell you, not yet anyway.

Travaia: We better get back to the beach. They said we are going out. Scott didn't look happy when he came here to the other room to check on us.

Kzahmuh: That's because you were testing your, um what do you call it? out on him.

Travaia: Do you like Diva-Ice?

Kzahmuh: Not really but I see your point. 

Travaia: I'm still afraid there might be some bad guys where we're going tonight for fun.

Kzahmuh: Don't be afraid, Travaia.

Travaia: Yeah, you're right, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Cake and Cookies are no match for us.

Travaia: Coz we're superheroes?

Kzahmuh: Never ask, because you know we are. But I meant because we're hungry and they better not stop us. It's Yavki's birthday, or something...

Travaia: I'm not sure what we're celebrating but I'm ready for 

Scott: Hi ladies, are you ready to go?

Kzahmuh: Are you mad at us?

Scott: No, I'm not. Why?

Kzahmuh: Travaia tested her device out on your papers and pen.

Scott: And then Хлеба

Kzahmuh: did what?

Хлеба: I flipped him, and his papers went everywhere.

Travaia: hehehe

Хлеба: It's not funny, Travaia, and I'm sorry about what I did.

Travaia: So why did you do that to him?

Ima: I said she wasn't acting like a superhero.

Уовгитьчамыща: It's not an act.

Ima: What do you mean by that, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Уовгитьчамыща told me something happened to me long ago, which is why my mother told me to become an actress, and I'm really a

Ima: What? Уовгитьчамыща

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm a superhero.

Ima: Me too. Me too.


Saturday, November 11, 2017

💗 LOVE

Ima: I know I'm a superhero.
Хлеба: hehe
Ima: what's funny?
Хлеба: we're superheroes.
Ima: I haven't seen it from you.
Хлеба: oh! You don't think I am?
Ima: I do, I guess, but...
Хлеба: but what?
Ima: oh, forget it.
Хлеба: No. I'm not going to.
Ima: Hey Scott.
Scott: Are you girls ready to go
         out to eat?
Ima: First, we want to know
        if Хлеба is
Scott: is what? Let me put these
         papers down. Whoa! Oh no.
         Why did you do that?
Хлеба: Are you alright , Scott?
Ima: Nice job, Хлеба. You flipped
        Scott because his writing
        is dangerous? Hehe
Хлеба: I'm sorry, Scott dear.
Ima: Dear?  Nooo!!! Grrr  You're
        not the leading lady, Хлеба.
        I am!
Хлеба: hehe
Scott: Where is Уовгитьчамыща?
Хлеба: No. She is, Ima.

Friday, November 10, 2017

Friday, November 03, 2017

Ima: We're Beautiful!
Let's go out now.
open the door,
Уовгитьчамыща.
Хлеба: No, not yet.
Kzahmuh: Why not?
Хлеба: The others
aren't here. Where
are they?
Travaia: Do you
mean Scott and
The Cool Shadow?
Уовгитьчамыща:
She means our
Anything, 
Уовгитьчамыща,
Ima, Хлеба, and
The Cool Shadow
of this universe.
Ima: Yeah, where
did she go?
Уовгитьчамыща:
She went to our
Anything...
Kzahmuh: And
   why?
Хлеба: Is Scott
  with them?
Travaia: Scott said
something about a
Ima: Don't tell her, it's
 a surprise!
Уовгитьчамыща: what is?
Хлеба: what's that in you hand, Kzahmuh.
Kzahmuh: something I am working on, it's a...

Friday, October 27, 2017

Ima: what are we gonna do today?
Scott: I thought or I think we're going to eat cakes.
Хлеба: cakes? pies too?!
Kzahmuh: It's Уовгитьчамыща's birthday?
Travaia: cake and cookies? I'm afraid.
Scott: Don't be afraid, Travaia...
Travaia: okay, Scott...
I invented a...
Хлеба: a what? Travaia
Travaia: You'll see!
Kzahmuh: I wanna see it, too.
Ima: our new superhero mind at work.Travaia, say it!
Travaia: say what?
oh, yeah sure.
we're superheroes!            

Friday, October 20, 2017

Starbucks

today
was
okay
until i got
in the DRIVE THRU
and it started raining

i said that i would come back
after it stopped raining
and i did
Starbucks is new
i mean this particular Starbucks
is new in town

i liked it 
though no sirens
mermaids 
women
or girl superheroes
were with me

and of course it wasn't
the Bedroom Beach...


Saturday, October 14, 2017

U: Did we just now
     go down a snow-covered
     mountain, and
     are we really
     over the ocean?
M: You were dreaming!
U: Oh I feel better then...
M: Don't get used to that feeling.
U: Why do you say that?
M: Look out the window, wonder woman
U: I said not to call me... I mean, call me Uladocha.
M: okay.
U: What?! we're over water?
M: I think it is... this map says it's the Black Sea...
U: we were flying, but now it feels like we're on land, driving?
M: Yes. The sign says "welcome to яхёа (pronounced Yakhoya)... Down and to the center.
U: center of what?
M: I don't know.
U: I wonder what they
have there to eat. I'm getting
      hungry. M: Me too.