Saturday, February 24, 2018

Ima: I'm sure glad you're here, Gertrude! But I can't see anything, and I also can't see Anything!

Уовгитьчамыща: Gertrude is everywhere, or she's many Gertrudes!

Хлеба: I hope they don't hurt her dresses!

Scott: That would be a shame, Хлеба!

The Cool Shadow: Yeah, it would, but hit a cookie, man!

Scott: Okay, but this could get ugly!

Kzahmuh: Where's Travaia?

Ima: I don't know, like I said, I can't see what's going on!

a rude, disgusting Cookie: yeah baby, what's going on with you?

Ima: Can I answer that question with a question?

Kzahmuh: Will it be something about the cookie crumbles?

Ima: I thought more like how it would like to be turned back into ingredients with one of my Ima punches?

Хлеба: Nice one, Ima. You know, now I can't see and...

Ima: Yaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Ima: You're DONE!

Kzahmuh: hahaha another Ima to the rescue!

Ima: aaaahhhh oh it's her! but I'm glad you're here! Punch a cookie! 

Ima: I'm looking forward to it right now!

Хлеба: Where's everybody else?

Ima: They're coming! Уовгитьчамыща is landing your Anything!

Хлеба: How did you get here before them?

Ima: Don't tell anyone, but I fly a little bit!

Хлеба: Teach me!

Ima: Хлеба, don't worry about flying. Get back to fighting!

Travaia: I'm over here, girls! I can't find Jane or Jasmine. Maybe they have her?!!

Ima: Cookies, you better give Jane or Jasmine back!

Travaia: Yeah! Let's make this a cookie mess!

Хлеба: I've never seen so much of one person in all my life, Gertrudes are all over here!

Ima: This is fun but like the other me said, and I said earlier, the Cookies are DONE!

Уовгитьчамыща: Am I still in charge?

Ima: Yes, Yavki, you are. What do you want us to do?

Уовгитьчамыща: Let's show them what we're made of!

Ima: And that we're Superheroes?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, we're Superheroes, Ima!

Хлеба: Like she said, fight!

Ima: Time for some noise!

whack!
uwah!
sheoo!
boink!
plop!
pow!
vzeyew!
zzhhuukh!
kuu,uah!
vwhoowah!
dzz,dzz,dzz,dzz
fweeah
cheuhh,cheuhh
kuhhhh, kuhhhhwa






Friday, February 16, 2018

       : I said watch them. Where did SHE go?

Cookie Leader: Who is SHE, boss?

        : I'm FrostIng! I'm FrostIng! and SHE... she is the annoying superhero friend!

Хлеба: Her name's Ima, and she's a good friend and great superhero!

        : Quiet! I'm not talking to you, unless you want to be next because I'm going to eliminate superheroes, but you don't look too super.

Хлеба: I wouldn't try your luck.

         : I said QUIET! Cookie, what did I say last time, just so these GIRLS won't forget.

Cookie Leader: You said "duh..." Sir.

Ima: Can I complete your word?

Хлеба: Yay! It's Ima! Go for it, complete it!

Ima: You can if you like, Хлеба.

Хлеба: would that be: n, but I like "ON" better!

           : don't you mean "UN"?

Уовгитьчамыща: ON
Kzahmuh: ON
Gertrude: ON
Хлеба: ON
Scott: ON
The Cool Shadow: ON
Ima: ON and now I'll say that word: DONE!

Ima: Let Travaia and Jane or Jasmine go right now, or else!

          : HAHA HAHAHAHA

Ima with lightning speed appears behind FrostIng, grabs him and throws him to the ground. FrostIng bounces back up reaching for his gun, as Travaia gets free...

Ima: Here, Travaia, catch.

Travaia: I know it works against this type of gun and bad guy.

hwowoooowowoooohwowoooowowoooo-thoowapp

Хлеба: Watch out, Travaia! Cookies behind you, they have guns!

a Cookie: You're the one who's done. HA HA! 
                boom boom!

another Cookie: hey, the bullets went right off her! Get her!

Хлеба: Your in trouble, Cookies!

Kzahmuh: Yaaaaahhhhh!!!
                  Kzahmuh punches a Cookie and it falls to the floor!

Scott: This feels good throwing a Cookie down!
The Cool Shadow: Uwaahaahh pow!
Gertrude: This is fun!
Kzahmuh: Watch out, Gertrude!
Хлеба: How could there be so many evil cookies?!
There must be hundreds...

Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh-SheoohSheooh-Sheooh-Sheooh...

Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
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Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
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Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
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Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
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Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
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Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
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Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!







Ima leads the fight against FrostIng and Cookies published Friday February 16 2018 Fast Food Yummy 

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

     : well, this is going to be easy for me, eliminate some superheroes, or hmm starting with the superhero friend, is it I'm A

Ima: that's Eemuh you idiot.

     : Idiot? I'm the one with all the cookies, so keep an eye on her, watch 'em all and yes, she's first, a very unimportant footnote in history HAHA HAHAHA or just like a bookmark Edit..., Remove, and duh

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Scott:
Today, Friday, February 9
2018, I want to say
I love our superheroes
and I care about us
and our travels and story.
Ima: I love our love 
        together, forever.
Scott: wow, thanks Ima.
Yavki: I love what
           we're doing.
Ima: What are we doing?
         Yavki
Yavki: Everything in
     Anything.
Ima: Anything makes
  everything within reach.
Yavki: Yeah! Let's go to
    the beach.
Ima: to the beat, beat
        beat, beat.
Хлеба: I'm dancing.
Ima: *censored*
what?!! I'm not allowed to say
her butt
always bounces
when she
dances
that part 
at the
end of
the song.
she's
cute and
funny!

Thursday, February 08, 2018

Scott: Are you okay, Kzahmuh?
Ima saved you and Gertrude, and Хлеба helped her.
Kzahmuh: Where am I, Scott? What happened?!
Scott: I'll let Хлеба explain because she knows.
Хлеба: You told me she didn't put her makeup on right, and she put some frosting on her face, and
Ima: Okay, now I understand now, that's why you licked her face. The taste test, Kzahmuh?
Kzahmuh: So I licked her, what's the problem with that, I was worried about Travaia because she was nervous looking at the cookies like they were bad guys...
Уовгитьчамыща: It's nice you're back with us again.
Kzahmuh: Back with you? What do you mean?
Хлеба: She means you were doing that for a long, long time and many, many times?
Kzahmuh: Really?
Ima: Yeah, Travaia's anti-gun probably works against typical bad guys, but Gertrude is too beautiful and sweet to be a bad guy. And like Хлеба said, she's a part of that group that are the same or try to be the same.
Kzahmuh: Yes, but we should ask her. Gertrude, I hope we can get to know more about you.
Gertrude: I know what you think about me, that I don't understand makeup and I only wanted to be a model because they didn't let me be beautiful before.
Хлеба: they?
Gertrude: you know us as Pattern or repeating Pattern mob.
I don't like that name, it's saying bad about us.
Kzahmuh: I'm sorry Gertrude.
Хлеба: me too, Gertrude.
Gertrude: I was always told I had to stay down on the end of the pattern so nobody ever got to see me or talk to me.
Хлеба: Really?!! that's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that, Gertrude.
Kzahmuh: hmm that must be why I don't remember you.
Gertrude: but I remember you, Kzahmuh. that's why I tried to be a model.
Kzahmuh: you succeeded at being a model and you're a great model, Gertrude!
Ima: sorry to change the topic, but where's Travaia and Jane or Jasmine?
       : HAHAHAHAHA I have them! and the world's going to have less superheroes very soon!
Уовгитьчамыща: Whose voice is that, Kzahmuh, do you recognize it? Another member of pattern?
Kzahmuh: I don't know. But those big cookies aren't cookies.
Travaia: Ima! 
        : OH so funny, she's calling her friend's name!
Ima: Superhero friend!!!

Thursday, February 01, 2018

чагобжа

Ima: That was too much, Хлеба. I'm gonna try harder to be
Хлеба: a nicer person?
Ima: What?
Хлеба: You're going to be a nicer person now?
Ima: no. 
Хлеба: no?!
Ima: We're superheroes! I'm going to try harder to be
a nicer superhero.
Хлеба: Show Scott and Уовгитьчамыща
Ima: and Anything. It's based on 
Хлеба: We can't say that, Ima, in case someone else is listening, and...
Ima: You're right.
Уовгитьчамыща: What?
Ima: Here it is, we know what to do to get Kzahmuh and Gertrude back with us again.
Уовгитьчамыща: How did you figure it out?
Хлеба: Gertrude is Pattern or one of the former members of Pattern, or as they were known the repeating pattern mob, but I think she's really nice so I don't understand how she could have ever been a bad guy.
Уовгитьчамыща: She's a guy? I thought Kzahmuh said all of Pattern were guys.
Scott: Yeah, that's confusing but I'm sure she will tell us more about it.
Ima: So then, this is the way to stop them from repeating what they're doing over and over and
Уовгитьчамыща: What's Kzahmuh saying?
Ima: and what's that device, Хлеба?
Хлеба: I think something, or someone else found out about it already and
Ima: Is it bad or dangerous?
Хлеба: No! It's just how I know 
Ima: What?
Хлеба: that Gertrude doesn't know how to put makeup on and she put frosting on her face.
Уовгитьчамыща: hahaha You're kidding.
Хлеба: No, I'm not, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща: okay, Khleba, what will you do?
Хлеба: Show her, Ima.
Ima: I push the STOP button to stop them from repeating! Then, I restart them by pushing the, no actually it's a, um pull down on this
Хлеба: I shouldn't let you be alone with him, but Scott helped you come up with that idea. It's based on what me and Scott, Kzahmuh and Travaia were working on for candy and pies.
Scott: Don't worry, Хлеба, we're going for candy and pies as soon as we get Kzahmuh and Gertrude back, and where are Travaia and Jane or Jasmine? Also, where's the other ship?
Ima: The other Anything is coming and
Хлеба: Kzahmuh has it all worked out, we're going to be able to cross over into our parallel universe and back again with no problem.
Scott: okay, They stopped!
Уовгитьчамыща: Start them up again, Ima!
Ima: should I push or pull?
Scott: I'm not sure.
Хлеба: We decided to pull
Ima: Then I pull on:  чагобжа
Хлеба: It's our new word, right, Ima?
Ima: Yeah, and it's powerful!!!