Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Хлеба: I think this right here will bring back your conversation and memory of it. Scott: Thanks. Ima: Yeah. Thanks, Ann is here. Хлеба: Kzahmuh made it so we can find out what really happened if someone changes stuff in the past. Always remember the good stuff, coz it's people, friends, and love. Ima: But what's this, Scott? Something for Gertrude. A few words...can I add them? Хлеба: Sure, Scott, put them at the end. Ima: THE END! Хлеба: Quit joking, Ima...


Ima: I don't feel super today, Scott, just hungry.

Scott: Yeah, I feel the same way.

Ima: What's Хлеба doing over there? She has that Kzahmuh device thing? What does that do?

Scott: I'm not sure, they can see the past and the future, I guess.

Ima: cool but is she changing something, she's turning some knobs or pushing keys or buttons, turning dials, etc. and it bothers me.

Scott: I heard you girls talking

Ima: Ann is here and we're all ready to eat.

Scott: I'm typing this up to tell Gertrude.

Ima: Oh-Kay!!

Scott: Don't get angry with me, you invited Gertrude and Jane or Jasmine to put on the fashion show for Уовгитьчамыща and we had fun.

Ima: Yes, we sure did.

Scott: So then, to Gertrude:

your pattern applies
your beauty multiplies

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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Ima: I don't feel super today, Scott, just hungry.

Scott: Yeah, I feel the same way.

Ima: What's Хлеба doing over there? She has that Kzahmuh device thing? What does that do?

Scott: I'm not sure, they can see the past and the future, I guess.

Ima: cool but is she changing something, she's turning some knobs or pushing keys or buttons, turning dials, etc. and it bothers me.

Scott: I heard you girls talking

Ima: Ann is here and we're all ready to eat.

Scott: I'm typing this up to tell Gertrude.

Ima: Oh-Kay!!

Scott: Don't get angry with me, you invited Gertrude and Jane or Jasmine to put on the fashion show for Уовгитьчамыща and we had fun.

Ima: Yes, we sure did.

Scott: So then, to Gertrude:

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Ima: Hi Scott. I don't feel super today, just hungry.

Scott: Yeah, I feel the same way.

Ima: Hey Хлеба. What are you doing? I've been waiting for Ann to show up and

Хлеба: I'm not doing much, I'm a bit upset. Scott, look at this, I'm sorry but I had to do something.

Scott: We need to go outside and see if it works. You did a great job. 

Ima: Wait! She's what?! Ann is hurt? and Kzahmuh is dead? Noooo!!!!

Scott: Let me see that... Oh no! What happened?!
              
(Ima and Scott both crying.)

Хлеба: Don't worry guys, it will be alright.

Ima: Ann and Kzahmuh got hurt by that spaceship, that's terrible, it will never be all right again. Kzahmuh is dead and Ann is injured.

Хлеба: Was! Kzahmuh was dead and Ann was injured. Not now.

Ima: What are you saying, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Maybe I shouldn't have, but I went back and changed what happened?

Scott: How did you do that?

Хлеба: Went back in time and put out a field with a landing strip for them to safely land on.

Ima: OK I'm looking out the window and don't see it.

Хлеба: Look up!

Ima: I don't see anything up above.

Хлеба: Press here on Kzahmuh's device.

Ima: Ohhh Wow! It's like magic!

Хлеба: It's real!

Ima: Where is the spaceship?

Хлеба: It lowered them to the ground, the field goes down in that area.

Ann: Hey Ima! What's going on in there? I thought we were going out to eat treats.

Хлеба: I thought you said Ann wasn't here yet.

Ima: Oh I forgot, I guess... Yeah Ann! I'll be out in a few minutes.

Scott: What's going on? I'm confused.

Хлеба: Same! I thought I had this all worked out, this is getting weird!


Sunday, April 08, 2018

Kzahmuh: Ima, Get the door.

Ima: OK who is it, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: I don't know. (exhaling in frustration)

Ima: Alright, sure!

Ann: Hi Ima. I'm so happy to finally meet you.

Ima: Hi Ann. Me too, I've been waiting for you to come.

Ima: Kzahmuh, I want you to meet my friend, Ann, she wants to be with us.

Kzahmuh: Hi Ann, I'm happy you're here. Are you from around here?

Ann: Nice to meet you. Yes, I just walked here. I wanted to tell you, when I was walking I met someone, another girl who said she was looking for you Ima, and said you like pink and black clothes

Ima: grrr...it's her. aaah I'm so mad.

Ann: what's wrong, Ima?

Ima: It's the other Ima who likes those colors.

Ann: Another Ima? This is pretty strange.

Kzahmuh: Don't worry about this, it's nothing, Ann. We're very glad you're here.

Ann: Thank you, Kzahmuh.
I understand competition, that girl who I talked to while I was walking here looked a little bit like me.

Хлеба: uht oh! 

Ann: Hi. We haven't met. My name is Ann. What's wrong.

Ima: Oh it's no big deal, universes intersect, all hell breaks loose, that kind of stuff.

Ann: How do you know that?

Хлеба: Don't worry about it, Ann, there could be trouble.

Ann: Really? That sounds fun!

Ima: My kind of girl. Yay!

Tuesday, April 03, 2018

Kzahmuh: I think there's something wrong with my Kzahmuh-vision, Хлеба.

Хлеба: What?

Kzahmuh: I don't know, but Ann was supposed to be here by around 8 p.m. and it's, well what time is it?

Хлеба: I don't know but you're right. Maybe your TV of the future is only good at seeing the past.

Kzahmuh: Whatever the problem is, let's not tell Scott and Yavkitchamitcha, they'll be upset.

Хлеба: I hope Ann is alright and she'll be here soon.

Kzahmuh: oh here comes Ima, I don't know if we should

Ima: hi. What are you two doing?

Хлеба: nothing. why?

Ima: just thought I'd ask.

Kzahmuh: Ann is late.

Ima: yeah. I'm going to call her.

Хлеба: Maybe she can meet us at those restaurants.

Kzahmuh: I still think this is strange or wrong.

Ima: What's strange or wrong?

Kzahmuh: I'll see what happened an hour ago.

Хлеба: What do you see?

Kzahmuh: It looks like, wait a minute, oh no that spaceship crash landed and

Хлеба: I'm worried, Kzahmuh.

Ima: Me too, Хлеба.

Kzahmuh: Is that, um someone walking.

Хлеба: Yes. oh and now she's sitting down...

Ima: What's that in the sky? I mean, it looks like another spaceship. It looks like the same spaceship, but it can't be.

Kzahmuh: Can I ask something, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Sure, what?

Kzahmuh: Do you think we should have come to this parallel universe?

Хлеба: Why not? It's your parallel universe, isn't it?

Ima: What are you guys talking about?

Kzahmuh: Maybe this is all part of something we did that's going to change everything

Ima: or maybe this is what's supposed to happen.

Ima: oh yeah, Scott wants to say some nice words about Gertrude, then we better get out there and figure out if Ann is out there, but I'll call her first.

Хлеба: oh there's Scott.

Ima: hi. Where's Gertrude, and Yavkitchamitcha, Travaia, Jane or Jasmine, and The Cool Shadow? 

Scott: They're getting ready to go out to eat but we're waiting for Ann.

Ima: oh okay, here's Gertrude.

Scott: I'll say it next time.

Gertrude: What?

Scott: I just wanted to say thank you for helping us!

Gertrude: Sure, anything else I can do, let me know.

Ima: Sure, anything else I can do, let me know. 

Gertrude: Why are you repeating what I said, Ima?

Хлеба: She's jealous, Gertrude, but don't worry she'll be mad at me tomorrow.

Kzahmuh: I think we really have to get out there. She could be hurt. and what, who is that

Хлеба: hahaha it's you, Kzahmuh! of course

Kzahmuh: of course, what?!

Хлеба: and Ima, is that, um is that Ann?

Ima: you mean what?

Kzahmuh: What's better than one Ann?

Ima: I don't know, what?

Kzahmuh: two

Хлеба: really?!

Kzahmuh: I don't know but we need to find out. and you're saying that's me? Talk about a bad hair day!

Ima: hehehe

Хлеба: hey, your phone is ringing, Ima.

Ima: Oh-Kay! I'll get it! Hello!

Ann: Sorry, Ima, I had to do a few things and haven't left yet. I can come in a few minutes... (conversation continues...)

Kzahmuh: One more Ann makes three.

Хлеба: hehehehehe

Kzahmuh: this is gonna be a mess.

Scott: did you ladies forget

Ima: forget what, Scott?
oh okay, Ann, I will call you back, Scott said we forgot something.

Scott: our Anything, and our friend Yavkitchamitcha from this parallel universe, and the others.

Ima: no, we didn't forget about them.

Kzahmuh: this is going to be a long night.

Хлеба: yeah! but I'm looking forward to meeting the other you, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: yeah! hahaha