Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Уовгитьчамыща:
bzzz ooht
bzzz ooht
it's me, Ima, hello?
Ima: haha, Yavki !
I'm glad you're back.
I heard you kicked
some ass.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Not just the ass, Ima.
Ima: hahaha...
You know, I'm so happy.
bzzz ooht
oh that's for real.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Is that Scott?
Ima: No, it's Kzahmuh.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Where is she?
Ima: I don't know but
she wants to know if
there's lots of candy.
Chamomile: Ima, there's
a whole bunch of candy
Superpower Grape Punch Candy
and the picture of this one here
looks like a super strange banana
but they say it's like mango flavor
and
Уовгитьчамыща: and what, Chamomile?
Chamomile: Starfruit and of course
ugimers fruits
Ima: Of course that ugimersht. I love it!
Wow! Is that all for Kzahmuh?
Chamomile: Did she save and protect?
Ima: Kzahmuh, are you still there?
okay,  did you save and protect?
Kzahmuh: Why did you ask me like that?
Yeah, I did um and I was saved
or brought back.
Ima: okay, whatever, there's a huge
little mountain of candy waiting
here for you, so hurry up!
Kzahmuh: I'll be right there!

Friday, June 21, 2019

Ann: do-do-do-do
  do-do-do-do-do...
      do-do-do-do
  do-do-do-do-do...

    :  don't
      ah ha ha ha
they can't see me.
I'll change what
happens into doesn't
       from
do to don't
does to doesn't
I hope they
can't see me.

Ann: do-do-do-do
  do-do-do-do-do...
Уовгитьчамыща:
Great tune, Ann!
We can make our
grand entrance!
ha ha of course
I'm joking.
knock. knock.
Хлеба: Who goes there?
Ann: Khleba, open the door.
Hurry! That villain could
be after us.
Хлеба: Are you afraid?
Ann: Of course not! Yavki
pounded them. I've never
seen such a flurry of punches.
but the villain escaped.
Уовгитьчамыща: and he
could be invisible.

: Damnit! they know
  I'm invisible. Hey somebody
  reversed us beating them.
: Nobody beats me !
  aaaerr ga dahmaah!
Kzahmuh: Nobody? okay
I've never been called that,
um I outwit the greatest
villains. It's a lot of fun!
    oh no! We time reset back to...

...oh no, they're kissing.
Wait! I need to go
invisible, and eww he
is giving her a ring?
Okay, um well it's not me,
it's me in the other
universe, at least he's
growing his hair longer.

Cookie: I can do this job,
boss. Mr. Changer, we'll
get her, now! Hey! Where
did she go? She disappeared.

Хлеба: Yeah! Come on in,
we're ready for a party!
Ann: Thanks Khleba. So are we!

Sunday, June 16, 2019


Hours ago
Kzahmuh: Got him!
Haha I'm sure glad
I met you, Ann.
Ann: Who is that?!
Kzahmuh: I don't know.
but this person looks
a bit like me. wait. hmm...
What's this thing?
Ann: Don't touch it.
Kzahmuh: I already did...
ooh ee ooh woot ah ee ah
oot...
Ann: that sounds bad!
(like new)
Kzahmuh: So, this is what
happened? I guess I'm glad
they met each other. They saved me...

Kzahmuh: What's this? oh yeah,
my research on other writers in
other parallel universes...
What?!! Oh no, there are no other
Scott or Yavkitchamitcha writers.
I hope they're okay because
we need them to continue
writing our story.

Monday, June 10, 2019

Chamomile: Wow! That's a nice dress,
Gertrude. I like it very much.
Can I have one?
Gertrude: Sure, Chamomile. It has
secret pockets for your devices.
Chamomile: Yeah, I have a fun button.
It works, too.
Хлеба: That's funny, Chamomile.
Chamomile: I also have a new
blueberry pie!
Хлеба: Where?
Chamomile: Right here. But you already
have eaten too much.
Хлеба: No. I'm just getting started.
ugimers ugimers
ugimers ugimers...
Chamomile: Oh it's my phone!
Hello?
I wondered where you went.
Хлеба: Who is it?
Chamomile: It's the  woman
that was here.
Хлеба: woman?
Chamomile: Is, um
Is your name Vulla?
Yes, okay, what?!!
The policeman and
a reporter are what?
Хлеба, some bad man
has them, or something.
Where's Number Joe?
Хлеба: I think he went
outside to look around
and see if there were
any more problems.
Where's Ima? Did she
go out there too?
Chamomile: oh Vulla
did you mean Joe?
Vulla: Yes, it's him
and some reporter. I heard
him say, um ask that guy
if he thinks he's one of the best villain characters ever.
Chamomile:
really? What did he say?
Vulla: Something
about this being real.
Chamomile: 
Real?! Oh yes, it is.
Хлеба: What's real,
Chamomile? Oh that
blueberry pie, it sure does taste real.

Friday, June 07, 2019

Gertrude: This
new dress is
absolutely the best,
girls, and it's for
everywhere and
any occasion! It's
for fun of all kinds,
just use your
imagination. Even
if you're hoping to
meet an alien like
I am um like I want to
do or just the man of
your dreams...

Tuesday, June 04, 2019

don't condense
my waffles date
if you do, i will be
very mad at you
put some verys
on top of very
at the table
on my plate
in the bed
stay up late
in the morning
very very very
it's pouring verys
i'm pouring verys
on top of verys
it's raining the very, very
we're merry never to the contrary
very sweet like syrup
on top of my waffles
date all twenty four times seven
always continue to add and increase verys for the perfect waffles date.

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Хлеба: Travaia, 
are you alright?
Travaia: (thinking) 
What should I do,
shock them with
my new lipstick?
Ima: I think she's
moving... Are you
awake Travaia?
Travaia: No.
Хлеба: haha yay!
famous Travaia is OK.
Travaia: (thinking)
famous? me? She's joking.
Maybe it's time for this

umwack
Hi everybody,
my name is
Travaia. This
is for our new
leader.
Ima: Who is
that, me?
Travaia: 
Waffles Date
lipstick, that
should bring
in Yavkitchamitcha,
Scott, Kzahmuh,
and The
Cool Shadow
twins.
Хлеба:
Travaia's
okay, yay!
Have
a pie!
Ima: Yavki and Scott,
Where are you guys?!
You're ruining my
waffle date!!
Hmm... the flashy lipsticker
is really out of it. How
unserious can you get?!

Travaia: (thinking with 
her head down, eyes closed
but not really asleep)
Flashy lipsticker, yes
indeed, she'll see that
I'm tired of being serious.
Watch out for the lips everywhere
flashing many colors. Then I'll do
my Ima is a talking doggy joke...

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Uhrayuh:  Pongk!
pzuuu wuuee knituuu
Ima: What? is it?
Uhrayuh: Don't worry!
bwauwaw bwauwaw!!
Uhrayuh: Hello?!
are you there?
Eyaruh , dyo sci-oh
kuh ur puhkl escht ict
Ima: What?
Uhrayuh: She's not
there. It was her
assistant. I will
take this one in and
Mold: Where?!! no!
Ima: now you're afraid?
Mold: She's mean.
Uhrayuh: no, I'm not.
Ima: Well, Number Joe
is out of it because of
what he did.
Yavki and Scott aren't
here. I think he should
be returned to 2018?
Хлеба: Is that when
he escaped from...
Ima: we don't know.
Kzahmuh sent him
and that other one
back in time. To
rehabilitate, I mean
change them.
Хлеба: What's  wrong
with Travaia?
Hey, wake up! It's
time to party.
Uhrayuh: Oh she
is back. great.
tku'yu wuh ee lah
Eyaruh Did you talk
with the human
council about what to do?
Eyaruh: Yes. They sent
representatives/law officers.

Human-Mermaid
Council officer:
Hello. We're here to get
the escaped prisoner.
Ima: He's right here.
we hope we don't get
any more problems.
Хлеба: Time to party!
Chamomile: Here, Khleba,
you'll like these new pies!
Ima: Wow! ugimersht cream pie!

Thursday, May 16, 2019

Chamomile: Hey, where's 
my fun button?
Ima: haha, Chamomile.
What?!
Chamomile: You girls
were sleeping and THAT
did it.
Ima: Mold ?! It's time
for him to go.
ugimers ugimers
ugimers ugimers
Ima: That's your phone,
Chamomile?
Chamomile: Yeah, I put
that on there coz it's
very sweet.
And your 
phone rings
like this
bzzz ooht
bzzz ooht.

Ima: Who is it?
Chamomile: It's Kzahmuh.
Ima: So ? What did
Kzahmuh say?
Chamomile: We'll all still
know each other and be friends.
And she is on the way here.
Хлеба: Nooooo!!! ?!!!
Travaia: What's wrong?!!
You woke me up.
Pink Ima: The mermaid
was singing about something sad.
It's horrible.
Хлеба: this is worse.
Travaia: Hey, wake him up!
Chamomile: I'll wave this
hot fresh waffle in front
of his face.
Travaia: Number Joe, I mean
policeman Joe, wake up and
take this, um this terrible person away.
Mold: Person? thank you
I like that you respect me.
Travaia: I don't respect you. They're going to lock you up

and throw
away the key.
Хлеба: oh no, 
I can't believe
this happened
or will happen.
oh noooo...
Travaia: What?
He has to go to jail
and don't let him out.
Хлеба: Not that.
(Whispering to Travaia...)
I saw in my mind Kzahmuh
in cutoffs and a t-shirt
talking to Scott but they
didn't really know each other.
Travaia: Where are we?
Mold: haha idiots You're right here!


Хлеба: Shut up!
It's a bad problem if true. I left THIS ON.
Travaia: What is that?

Kzahmuh: and this is what would
have happened. I'm not sure Changer
wanted to destroy superheroes, writers, or you.
Уовгитьчамыща (writer this universe):
You're doing a great
job, Kzahmuh. thanks.

Friday, May 10, 2019

Хлеба: Nooooo!!! ?!!!
Travaia: What's wrong?!!
You woke me up.
Pink Ima: The mermaid
was singing about something sad.
It's horrible.
Хлеба: this is worse.
Travaia: Hey, wake him up!
Chamomile: I'll wave this
hot fresh waffle in front
of his face.
Travaia: Number Joe, I mean
policeman Joe, wake up and
take this, um this terrible person away.
Mold: Person? thank you
I like that you respect me.
Travaia: I don't respect you. They're going to lock you up

and throw
away the key.
Хлеба: oh no, 
I can't believe
this happened
or will happen.
oh noooo...
Travaia: What?
He has to go to jail
and don't let him out.
Хлеба: Not that.
(Whispering to Travaia...)
I saw in my mind Kzahmuh
in cutoffs and a t-shirt
talking to Scott but they
didn't really know each other.
Travaia: Where are we?
Mold: haha idiots You're right here!

Kzahmuh: and this is what would
have happened. I'm not sure Changer
wanted to destroy superheroes, writers, or you.
Уовгитьчамыща (writer this universe):
You're doing a great
job, Kzahmuh. thanks.

Wednesday, May 08, 2019

Mermaid Helen:   khuh khuh nooo ukh
                            lumu nooo kelp urp eee
                            eek pwa pesha prr nooo...
Pink Ima: What honey? Are you okay?
Mermaid Helen: Yes. I'm singing.
Pink Ima: Singing? I don't know the words.
Хлеба: She said, hmm really? a dolphin
told her the ocean in danger so bad with
plastics and pollution sad for seas and
she said a baby dolphin cried about seeing
people getting hurt. and kelp and help
and she still doesn't want to be a manager
but she would be a good leader because
they just say a lot of stuff.
Pink Ima: oh yeah. hahaha that's
more than a mouthful.
Хлеба: but it's sad, we need to do
something about it.
Pink Ima: Yeah you're right.

Monday, May 06, 2019

Chamomile: 
Fun Button?
Wow! Cool. Press Here.
Jane or Jasmine: 
I'll fly over, um
out there and get him.
Хлеба: swim up?
Jane or Jasmine: yeah.
Gertrude: We have
new dresses , girls.
Pink Ima: and excesses?
I'll throw my pink
and make love win!

Gertrude: I'll surround
him with me, me, me
and um me in this
beautiful floral dress.
and PUNCH!!
Jane or Jasmine:
it's casual and formal
too ladies, and just
what you were looking
for to get the looks that you're looking for
and turn his head.

Mold: My neck, my neck.
Damnit, I shouldn't
have turned my head.
Chamomile: Press Here?
okay, yeah!
oh sleeping beauties
awaken, and ...
Ima: (yawns) ah ar
oh What's going on?
Vulla Vila: Your friend
got a pie in the face,
and I fell asleep.

Ima: Yeah, I fell
asleep and didn't get
to see it. oh Khleba
got a pie in the face.
ha ha ha
Хлеба: oh yeah!
wow! I did it!
finally.
Ima: What? ate
a delicious pie?
Хлеба: No. Well,
Yes. but watch this!
zub buh bzzruu...
Ima: Wow! Cool
sound!
Uhrayuh: 
Mold, give up!
Now!
Хлеба: 
Got him!
Mold: 
You got me!
Хлеба:
I'm gonna call
this a layp
or khlep or find
the villain and stop him!