Thursday, May 28, 2020

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Yavkitchamitcha:
I hope Ima is not gonna
be mad at me. I better
call her. Hmm...

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: It's Yavki.
Yavkitchamitcha:
Hi , Ima. Did you know
we're celebrating five years
and
Ima: Hi Yavki. If some
of this strange


Ui: Did you hear her say strange?
Pnah: Yeah. Who is. . .  ?? Huh?

Chihuahua:  Yo
Yavkitchamitcha: What? Who said, Yo ?
Ima:  Yo? I'm not sure.

The Cool Shadow: I never did find
a Taco Bell Dog replacement who
could talk …  but one can say you,
or something.
Vulla Vila: It sounded like  yo
not you.
The Cool Shadow: Oh there you are.
Chamomile:  Have a waffle, Cool.
Vulla Vila: Can I have one too?
Chamomile:  Sure Vulla.

Thursday, May 07, 2020

Ui:  ut oh!
Pnah: What  oh?
Ui:  Look. I think she sees us.
Pnah:  Ut oh!
Ui:  Yeah. We're in trouble.
Pnah:  Huh?
Ui:  Huh  what?

Ima:  Someone is watching us.
Khleba: wow!  Fun.
Let's put on a show.
Kzahmuh: We need to go to
The Other Room to decide how
to send the bad guys back
to their universe.
Gertrude:  Hi.
Kzahmuh: Hi. You look nice.
Ima: They were doing the fashion
show and
Gertrude: Yes, over in our ship.
Kzahmuh: We need to go to the ship
and spend some time figuring out
what to do.

Ui:  Do they mean a spaceship?
Pnah:  I don't know but I hope so.
           They sure are strange.

Jane or Jasmine: almost back to The Waffle Planet
Gertrude: How do I look?
Jane or Jasmine: Great!
I wonder how Cookie Child is getting along.
Gertrude: Yeah. I felt like he needed to
study or something. Maybe bored.
Khleba: Oh they're back.
Gertrude: Hi girls. How do you like my new
dress?  I just put it on.
Jane or Jasmine: yes.  just now, while
walking here.
Ima:  Good job. We also
like the Dit
Jane or Jasmine:
It's like  Did it or
I'd
Gertrude: I'd wear it
if I were you.
Cookie Child: Wear what?
Gertrude:  Oh no, it's not
for you.
Ann: I combed his hair
but he didn't
like it.
Cookie Child:
That's because
Gertrude:
Because what,
honey?
Kzahmuh:
I found some
candy...
Khleba: Give it
to the cookie child.
Gertrude: honey?
Cookie Child: I'm a girl.

Saturday, April 18, 2020


Travaia: These two trees are identical.
Am I dreaming?
Pow!
Travaia: Music two my ears.
Pwhwuu ...
Travaia: First you meet my punch
then my throw down. but who did that?
Wow! the ground everything repeats?
Two of everything?
Cookie: I can't move.
Travaia: Yes. that's the point.
You're a villain and now we have you?
Who's the child?
Cookie Child: I'm a little cookie.
Travaia: Oh no! This is too dangerous for you.
Cookie Child: Yeah! I'm scared.

Ann: okay stand still, I'll comb your hair.
Cookie Child: Where's mommy?
Ann: You mean Gertrude?
Cookie Child: Yeah. Why did you make my
hair look like a boy?
Ann:  What?

Jane or Jasmine: Put some clothes on, Gertrude.
Gertrude: Yes. How do you like this dress?
Jane or Jasmine: Wow, it's beautiful!
Gertrude: I knew you'd like all the flowers
of spring pretty dress.

Pnah: What's wrong with this TV?
Ui: I don't know but then again I don't know
how we got the channel in the first place.
Pnah: Oh look, she put on a dress . . .

Ui: I don't know what
     I'm going to say.
Pnah: Huh?
Ui: How much is that bikini?
Pnah:  the Dit?  haha
I think she said "free" to
the girls of Anything.
Whatever that means.
Ui : What if this is just a dream?
Pnah: or a movie or if it doesn't,
um isn't ...
Ui: What? Doesn't really exist?
Pnah: I'd be sad.
Ui: Yeah, I know.
Pnah: and
Yeah, I feel.
Ui : Feel. Yeah, I feel.

Sunday, April 12, 2020


Ui: I hope we're not too smart.
Pnah: and I hope we are...

Tuesday, April 07, 2020

Monday, March 16, 2020

Gertrude: I want to
dress up in beautiful
dresses and put on
another fashion show.
Where is Jane or Jasmine?
Jane or Jasmine: 
I'm here.
Gertrude: oh!  I didn't
see you.
Jane or Jasmine:
I went outside to help
Vulla and Uhrayuh
hold those criminals.
and Then...
Travaia:  then
we wondered what
um how my kisses
were bouncing back.
Gertrude: Hey Travaia
I like the ancient
goth  um clothing...
beautiful, did
Khleba really wear it?
Хлеба: I'm not
ancient, it's more
like from maybe
hmm I don't know
the Fifteenth, no
the 16th Century.
Ima: So then, um
you're young.
oh hi, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща: Hi, Ima.
Yes, she is young.
Ima: Yeah. I'm sorry.
We have a problem.
Уовгитьчамыща: Yes.
We do. Kzahmuh says,
based on the theoretical
physicist's interview,
we could be stuck in
this universe.
Ima: Would that be so bad?
Уовгитьчамыща: Who is
stopping Mold in our
universe?
Travaia: Don't forget (about)
Time Travel Changer
Reporter: and that evil Cookie.
Travaia: Hello.
Reporter: Hello.
Ima: He's interviewing
         us. How did you
         change clothes?
Reporter: I didn't change
clothes. What ? !
Reporter (Emeri Jackson) : Hello!
                    I have a problem.
                  : What is it?
Reporter (Emeri Jackson): There's
someone here who looks just
like me, asking a bunch of questions.

Ima: I don't know.
If this gets out
someone's gonna find
out about us, that 
we're not from  here...
Chamomile: and we
have lots of waffles.
Who's hungry?!
Ima: What is this?!  No !!
The Overthinkers Club? or what?
Gosh, these guys think too much ...
Хлеба: It's a Girl !
The Overthinkers Club:
Pnah:  Universes  could
become mixed, even confused.
Hence, pop songs repeating...
Ima: What? I like pop songs.
Undercover Mermaid:  ahem uh hemum (clearing her throat) There is a bad man trying                                                       to hurt some
uwhee ooh  uwhee  ooh
Vulla Vila:  Got him!
Thanks, Ima.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Ima Speed Button, Vulla?
Vulla Vila: Yes! one
There was a bad man trying
to hurt some one. Now he can't
hurt anyone.

Your Enemy: 
ha ha ha
Ima: Who's
that laughing
at us!
Your Enemy:
I am Your
Enemy.
Ima: Write him
out of the story,
Scott and Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща:
They're not back yet.
I'll try to write him out of
the story.
Undercover Mermaid: (singing)
and The Waffles Date continued
Ima: Thanks sweet mermaid!

Friday, March 06, 2020

This is like    Live ...

It's probably  um

um yes, it is   right now

Megan Thee Stallion & Normani (Birds of Prey: The Album) - Diamonds [Official Music Video]

                                             VS.

Justin Bieber - Yummy (Official Video)

the two best songs so far this year.

"Yummy" has been on the radio a lot but I haven't heard "Diamonds" on the radio.

Many other great songs in 2020!!
I will mention other music stars and their songs another time.
Ima: People are saying this is
        Trippy!
Хлеба: Rip  tbg a new trippy!
Ima:  huh?
Хлеба:  Ð§Ñ‚о?
              um   what?
Ima:  tender love in place of salt ?  tbg ?
Хлеба: the bad guy
Ima:  eww
Хлеба:  correct
Ima: yes
Хлеба: and no
Ima:  how can you be a leader
         and nobody?
Хлеба: I don't know. It was a dream.
but remember the most import part.
I punched out Cookie.
Ima: So you're a success.

In or near ex-Cookie oid Factory
Хлеба:  stay down.
Cookie:  Yes sir.
Хлеба: What are you doing?
Cookie: nothing
Хлеба: not you. her!
Travaia (too) : kisses lipstick
searchlight. They'll come now.

Ima: so you're a success, I said...
Хлеба (Khleba) Where did you go?
Хлеба: Ima, Travaia asked
me something.
Ima: What?
Хлеба: She said that her lipstick
lip lights or whatever are coming from
over there.
Ima: How can that be?
Kzahmuh: Look at this! There's another
Travaia.
Хлеба: I hope she, I mean they
like each other.
Ima: You're waking up... I mean the other you.
Хлеба: This is not too good.

Tuesday, February 25, 2020

The Cool Shadow:
Don't get up and
try that again and
you'll be okay.
Cookie: You made
a mess of my
cookie business.
The Cool Shadow:
You're the cause of
your own problems.
I only ...
puh wuhoooo
Cookie: What's
that noise?
The Cool Shadow:
My phone
um Yes?
Pink Ima: Is
Anything ready?
Anything: Yes
I'm ready to go.
The Cool Shadow:
I'm sorry for
making that mess.
I got carried away
with shakes.
Anything: What
did he say? oh
about spilling
shakes and Khleba
getting pie filling
on my floor.
Pink Ima: Who
are you?
Anything: I'm
your universe
to parallel
universe ship...
The Cool Shadow:
Cookie is causing
problems.
Cookie: No I'm not.
The Cool Shadow:
Yes you are. Ima?
Anything: She
can't talk.
The Cool Shadow:
Who are you?
Anything: The one
you spilled shakes
in and on.
The Cool Shadow:
What?!
Anything: This Anything

Speaking ! 
Cookie: Now
maybe I can escape!
Who are you?!
Nobody: Oh don't
worry, I'm Nobody.
(to herself: I hope they don't recognize
me. Their old friend.
I miss you my
science partner.
It's lonely on the top.
I never thought I'd have
to fill in for the leader. It's
                                  boring.
                                  and
                               Kzahmuh
                              is a professor?
                                 Nooo!!
Cookie: Nooo! What?!
Nobody (Хлеба
this universe)
Pow! Gotcha!

Kzahmuh: It still really
                 works!
No, push down  and
class dismissed...

Ima: Wake up!
What did you
say?
Хлеба: I had
a dream that
I was the leader of Yakhoya
and nobody too. And I punched out Cookie!
Ima: That('s)
a strange but
great dream!

Friday, February 21, 2020

Number Joe:
I want to get there
before she does?
 arrowpointingup
(afewminutesagoorsomething) 

Number Joe: So, hmm
Kzahmuh:(I guess the
the writers chose me to)
shh quiet (you).
Number Joe: What? Why?
(whispering)
Kzahmuh: Let her
do it. I mean her.
Number Joe: Oh. Oh?!
Ima: Good acting...
Just checking on you.
(whispering)
Kzahmuh: Yeah! but
they don't believe us.
Ima: because you're
a better scientist than
an actress.

Mold: Stop saying that.
I'm not a coward.
Time Travel Changer:
You are.
Mold: What's your excuse?
Time Travel Changer:
I want to go to Tahiti
or somewhere...
Mold: They're not actresses!
Yes men, surround the
waffle building.
Mold's
Yes Men: It says it's a Planet, sir.
Mold: whatever.
Travaia: pwee oooh buhro
oh ah... Wow!
Ima: I heard that sound
and what a special effect.
oh Yavki, Scott, and writer
Yavkitchamitcha.
Mold: Got 'em
Time Travel Changer: Good thing
you have five arms, Moldy.
Mold: What?! Noooo
Travaia: All men accounted for
and can't hurt anyone.
Ima: Travaia perfected it.
yeah and those Travaiangles
are amazing!
Vulla Vila: um (for lack of
a better expression)  Got 'em!
Mold: No! No! You were
inside that waffle place.
Vulla Vila: Yes I am. That's the
other me!
Reporter: You're that
woman.
Vulla Vila: One of them. (us).

Thursday, February 20, 2020

Хлеба: I gotta get
smth. for Yavki.
Ima: What? Why?
oh?!
Хлеба: almost five.
The Cool Shadow:  Shakes?
Ima: Hi Cool !! um. err
um?
Хлеба: What  um?
Ima: Who has Cookie?
The Cool Shadow:
I think the other Cool.
Ima: You think?
we're in trouble...
Reporter: oh you're back!
Great. I wanted to ask
who that was ... some creature
and there was a woman
wearing a bracelet.
Something happened and I'm
still trying to figure it out
The man or  um  he?  called
himself  Cookie. Is that right?
Хлеба: Yes. He's a very dangerous
Ima: She means that he's a man
who's  been  causing some problems.
and we're doing, I mean filming
a movie.
Kzahmuh: It's more of a TV series.
You'll like it.
Vulla Vila: Changer pushed, um he tapped on
some device and he and Mold are gone...
Ima: Oh finally,
you're back, we
can...
Reporter: Oh
ha ha. The
mold is gone.
What's that
about changer?
Хлеба: He is
Pink Ima: bad
and Mold
especially.
Ima: Mold is
bad. great actress.
Reporter: Is she,
                are
                you
               twins?
Pink Ima: sort of,
like...

Monday, February 17, 2020

Thursday, February 13, 2020



Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Ima:
Is Scott a good character? I love him and all but you know...

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

oh yeah, expect the unexpected.

be careful too
This story is GREAT and you know it so DO NOT envy me. I'm just great!
Someone was blocking this blog, in other words they were blocking me and blocking Us meaning our science fiction story.

You're wrong to do this because I do want to file a lawsuit and collect the money that you owe me. If I can find who did it then you will be sued.

There are more views now. Great.

Someone was blocking me.

Us.

Be careful.
I will bring a lawsuit against you.


Monday, February 10, 2020

 I love Gertrude
        and
 Jane or Jasmine
beautiful, pretty, cute
fashion models/fashion shows
There was some problem that it didn't post correctly. I fixed it.

Sunday, February 09, 2020

Ima: What's this?!
Хлеба: nothing
            i think
Kzahmuh: therefore?
Travaia: therefore what?
Kzahmuh: i'm not sure.
Pink Ima: Where's Cookie?
Travaia: Cools have him.
Хлеба: Cools.
Pink Ima: oh! Two Cool.
Хлеба: too
Ima: oh! I mean   um
THIS !

We The Overthinkers Club
seeking answers to all of
the questions, today think
more about  MUCH !!!

Kzahmuh: That or THIS
sounds serious.
Ima: and important.
Хлеба: You didn't capitalize
Important.
Ima: no
Kzahmuh: really? travel
back might be impossible?
Reporter: mmm good waffle!
Ima: What?!
Reporter: sorry. I thought this
was my break. What did you say?
Kzahmuh: What's this?
Reporter: Oh it's What the theoretical
physicist told us. But um you do know it's a theory.
Only. (whispering  it's not real.)
Хлеба: Don't say that.
Kzahmuh: I hope we
can get back.
Reporter: What?
Ima: nothing. we'll be right back.
Reporter: Oh sorry.
You need to use
the bathroom.
Хлеба: Yeah.