Sunday, December 03, 2017

Хлеба: This has been taking so long! Where are they?

Kzahmuh: Scott, can we celebrate Candy Day today too?

Scott: What, Kzahmuh, oh Candy Day? Yes, I think we are, can we skip the main meal?

Хлеба: Pies Day too, Scott, is that okay?

Scott: How many?

Travaia: Kisses?

Kzahmuh: I think he meant pies, but I'll accept kisses instead of pies.

Хлеба: I want both, and lots.

Ima: Lots of what? Oh, Уовгитьчамыща, if you're still a superhero

Уовгитьчамыща: What? Why do you say like that to me?!

Ima: No, I didn't mean it that way. Forget it, I meant where is our other Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Oh that's alright, Ima, I see you were trying to start a joke. I think she's got our Anything and her crew and they're over at a fast food restaurant, and they're lost.

Scott: I feel that they're coming.

Ima: a hunch?

Scott: lunch? you meant they're eating a very long lunch?

Хлеба: Add a couple more very's, Scott.

Ima: Look out the window, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: Why?

Ima: Just look!

Уовгитьчамыща: It's kinda steamed up.

Ima: Travaia, I knew you were gonna try to start smooching Scott with your Christmas lights lipstick on your lips, and

Ding Dong, Ding Dong!

Travaia: Okay, Ima, I'm in love, or I have a crush.

Ima: Oh take that back, Travaia, he's mine.

Travaia: hehehe

Хлеба: Get the door, Ima!

Ima: Sure.

Хлеба: Who is it?

Ima: Hi Jane! It's Jane!

Хлеба: Who is Jane?

Jane: Hi. My name is Jane or Jasmine.

Ima: Johnson?

Jane: Johnson, Jackson, or Brighton, or

Хлеба: Huh? Why don't you know your name?

Jane: I

Ima: Jane's the head of, I mean she's in charge of

Jane: Please look outside.

Ima: ask her, Jane.

Jane: oh I'm sorry, yes

Хлеба: What's going on?

Ima: Wait a minute,  Хлеба.

Jane: Уовгитьчамыща, your friends want you to enjoy this fashion show!

Уовгитьчамыща: Where?

Ima: Are you ready, Уовгитьчамыща, let's go out and she will show you.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, I am. Thanks, Ima.

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Yavki. We're all here to enjoy your special day! We heard it's your birthday. I'm just not sure why it's not my birthday too, since I'm you in this parallel universe.

Уовгитьчамыща: It's not my birthday.

Travaia: It's okay to have a birthday and get...

Ima: Shh don't say that, Travaia, tell her how beautiful she is.

Уовгитьчамыща: Thanks, Ima. What are you really saying though? I'm not getting any

Ima: Don't say that word, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: older

Ima: Oops, too late!

Уовгитьчамыща: It's a surprise for everyone, but first I want to have fun at your fashion show. Jane, or Jasmine, I'm ready...

Jane: And on the right we have a new dress like no other dress before it, with tiny

Уовгитьчамыща: hehehe are those what I think they are?

Ima: yes, they are Yavki. They're tiny cakes.

Уовгитьчамыща: Are they real?

Ima: Are they real, Jane?

Jane: I don't know.

Ima: Can we taste the cakes?

Jane: I better ask the model. Oh okay, thanks. Her name is Gertrude.

Ima: Wow! She's beautiful.

Уовгитьчамыща: The cakes dress is what's beautiful. I love it! so funny too.

Travaia: Ima did it.

Уовгитьчамыща: Really, Ima? Thanks, I love these dresses!

Jane: And next, we have a Pies Dress...

Kzahmuh: I wonder whose idea that was?!

Хлеба: Yeah, I was getting hungry.

Travaia: I'm hungry, we're all hungry, and

Ima: Scott said we're going to eat after the fashion show.

Scott: I hope this night is fun for everyone.

Уовгитьчамыща: What's that big building, and why is changing, wait, what's that another restaurant, and another one...

Ima: hehehe Yeah, it's spinning!

Уовгитьчамыща: Why? or How?

Anything: You're going to have fun, Уовгитьчамыща.

Ima: Anything, we'll tell her later...

Anything: Okay, Ima, I'll miss you.

Ima: We're only going to be in the next parallel universe from here.

Anything: Alright, Ima. then no problem...

Ima: Did you have a surprise for us, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, you're not going to get much older either, Ima.

Ima: Thanks for saying you like how I look.

Уовгитьчамыща: It's more than that, Ima.

Scott: Are you ready, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, Scott, but you know it's not my birthday.

Scott: I know, it's because you're in charge, you're taking over our Anything, but you have to work with Ima, so she's like your assistant.

Ima: What? Me and Yavki working together. Alright that sounds fun!

Scott: And I'll be working with both of you, but The Cool Shadow also will be in charge of some things...

Ima: Shakes?

Travaia: What am I in charge of?

Ima: You're making me afraid, Travaia.

Travaia: I feel the same way about you, Ima.

Scott: Travaia, you, Kzahmuh and Хлеба will all be in charge and be leaders.

Kzahmuh: Thanks, Scott. When will I be in charge? Can Хлеба and Travaia be my assistants?

Scott: Yes, I think it will work out that way...

Уовгитьчамыща: Really, Scott, I don't know...

Ima: I accept for you, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: Whatever you say, Cakes Dress girl.

Ima: Friends forever, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, friends forever, Ima!

Kzahmuh: Thanks, Scott. When will I be in charge. Can Хлеба and Travaia be my assistants?

Kzahmuh: Thanks, Scott. When will I be in charge? Can Хлеба and Travaia be my assistants?

Kzahmuh: Thanks, Scott. When will I be in charge. Can Хлеба and Travaia be my assistants?

Kzahmuh: Thanks, Scott. When will I be in charge? Can Хлеба and Travaia be my assistants?

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Travaia: So then, you push on this one and it blocks the action of the gun, it prevents it from working, essentially freezing it. Or if you push a little harder...

Kzahmuh: hehehe

Kzahmuh: Harder, Travaia, push harder...

Travaia: Very funny, Kzahmuh.
Okay, I mean press down more, and

Kzahmuh: And what?

Travaia: The weapon and the bad guy just kinda freeze.

Kzahmuh: Like a big ice sculpture.

Travaia: Well, we hope they're not too big to begin with.

Kzahmuh: You wanta see what I created?

Travaia: Sure, what is it?

Kzahmuh: an invisible armor suit.

Travaia: Wow! Cool! How does it  work?

Kzahmuh: Touch here, and pull it out and around you.

Travaia: I don't see anything.

Kzahmuh: That's right.

Travaia: What is it? 

Kzahmuh: I can't tell you, not yet anyway.

Travaia: We better get back to the beach. They said we are going out. Scott didn't look happy when he came here to the other room to check on us.

Kzahmuh: That's because you were testing your, um what do you call it? out on him.

Travaia: Do you like Diva-Ice?

Kzahmuh: Not really but I see your point. 

Travaia: I'm still afraid there might be some bad guys where we're going tonight for fun.

Kzahmuh: Don't be afraid, Travaia.

Travaia: Yeah, you're right, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Cake and Cookies are no match for us.

Travaia: Coz we're superheroes?

Kzahmuh: Never ask, because you know we are. But I meant because we're hungry and they better not stop us. It's Yavki's birthday, or something...

Travaia: I'm not sure what we're celebrating but I'm ready for 

Scott: Hi ladies, are you ready to go?

Kzahmuh: Are you mad at us?

Scott: No, I'm not. Why?

Kzahmuh: Travaia tested her device out on your papers and pen.

Scott: And then Хлеба

Kzahmuh: did what?

Хлеба: I flipped him, and his papers went everywhere.

Travaia: hehehe

Хлеба: It's not funny, Travaia, and I'm sorry about what I did.

Travaia: So why did you do that to him?

Ima: I said she wasn't acting like a superhero.

Уовгитьчамыща: It's not an act.

Ima: What do you mean by that, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Уовгитьчамыща told me something happened to me long ago, which is why my mother told me to become an actress, and I'm really a

Ima: What? Уовгитьчамыща

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm a superhero.

Ima: Me too. Me too.

Saturday, November 11, 2017


Ima: I know I'm a superhero.
Хлеба: hehe
Ima: what's funny?
Хлеба: we're superheroes.
Ima: I haven't seen it from you.
Хлеба: oh! You don't think I am?
Ima: I do, I guess, but...
Хлеба: but what?
Ima: oh, forget it.
Хлеба: No. I'm not going to.
Ima: Hey Scott.
Scott: Are you girls ready to go
         out to eat?
Ima: First, we want to know
        if Хлеба is
Scott: is what? Let me put these
         papers down. Whoa! Oh no.
         Why did you do that?
Хлеба: Are you alright , Scott?
Ima: Nice job, Хлеба. You flipped
        Scott because his writing
        is dangerous? Hehe
Хлеба: I'm sorry, Scott dear.
Ima: Dear?  Nooo!!! Grrr  You're
        not the leading lady, Хлеба.
        I am!
Хлеба: hehe
Scott: Where is Уовгитьчамыща?
Хлеба: No. She is, Ima.

Friday, November 10, 2017

Friday, November 03, 2017

Ima: We're Beautiful!
Let's go out now.
open the door,
Хлеба: No, not yet.
Kzahmuh: Why not?
Хлеба: The others
aren't here. Where
are they?
Travaia: Do you
mean Scott and
The Cool Shadow?
She means our
Ima, Хлеба, and
The Cool Shadow
of this universe.
Ima: Yeah, where
did she go?
She went to our
Kzahmuh: And
Хлеба: Is Scott
  with them?
Travaia: Scott said
something about a
Ima: Don't tell her, it's
 a surprise!
Уовгитьчамыща: what is?
Хлеба: what's that in you hand, Kzahmuh.
Kzahmuh: something I am working on, it's a...

Friday, October 27, 2017

Ima: what are we gonna do today?
Scott: I thought or I think we're going to eat cakes.
Хлеба: cakes? pies too?!
Kzahmuh: It's Уовгитьчамыща's birthday?
Travaia: cake and cookies? I'm afraid.
Scott: Don't be afraid, Travaia...
Travaia: okay, Scott...
I invented a...
Хлеба: a what? Travaia
Travaia: You'll see!
Kzahmuh: I wanna see it, too.
Ima: our new superhero mind at work.Travaia, say it!
Travaia: say what?
oh, yeah sure.
we're superheroes!            

Friday, October 20, 2017


until i got
and it started raining

i said that i would come back
after it stopped raining
and i did
Starbucks is new
i mean this particular Starbucks
is new in town

i liked it 
though no sirens
or girl superheroes
were with me

and of course it wasn't
the Bedroom Beach...

Saturday, October 14, 2017

U: Did we just now
     go down a snow-covered
     mountain, and
     are we really
     over the ocean?
M: You were dreaming!
U: Oh I feel better then...
M: Don't get used to that feeling.
U: Why do you say that?
M: Look out the window, wonder woman
U: I said not to call me... I mean, call me Uladocha.
M: okay.
U: What?! we're over water?
M: I think it is... this map says it's the Black Sea...
U: we were flying, but now it feels like we're on land, driving?
M: Yes. The sign says "welcome to яхёа (pronounced Yakhoya)... Down and to the center.
U: center of what?
M: I don't know.
U: I wonder what they
have there to eat. I'm getting
      hungry. M: Me too.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

don't be 
under duress
be in a
dress at
Celestial Body
"light up any room"

Ima: Hello!
Is this the 
Celestial Body
dress store...
I see it on
the dress map.
store worker: 
we don't have
a map.
Ima: Really?
It's on the side
of this bag.
store worker: Is that
a fast food bag?
Ima: Yes, it is
Is that a
store worker:
would you like
to come in and 
see our
beautiful dresses?
Ima: Yes, I'm
planning a party for
our superhero
leader since 
we're going to 
the love planet
store owner: Hmm... It must be a club I never heard of... Sure!
c'mon in, bring her and we'll give her the royal treatment.
Ima: Do you have a cake and cookies dress?
store worker: what?

Monday, October 09, 2017



Thursday, October 05, 2017

Sunday, October 01, 2017

Love Is Forever
Scott Loves His
Where's my surprise?
I hope it's cake and cookies...
Ima: I hope so, too, Уовгитьчамыща.
Уовгитьчамыща: You called me
   by my full name. Thanks, Ima.
Ima: You're my favorite superhero.
Уовгитьчамыща: Is it my birthday, 
  I feel important today.
Ima: You are... Travaia, she's helping
(whispering to Travaia: Did you get us
 out of harm's way)
Travaia: I will !!
Уовгитьчамыща: What will you do, Travaia?
Travaia: Make sure the cake and cookies
   are say um still for sale, I meant
   and sweet, have sugar, haven't been
   destroyed, I mean not divided, we
   want the cake and cookies to be dense
   and not eat...
Уовгитьчамыща: What? Travaia
   oh I'm happy you care about me
   and want to make sure I get 
   to eat cake and cookies...
Travaia: I do, but
Anything: Do                 
  (Yes, I know we can if we put aside
           partisan differences.)
Ima: What? Anything?
Anything: Sorry, Ima. My memory has
     some news program, and I should FORGET?!
Ima: It's not a problem
Travaia: but this is...
Scott: What? Travaia
Travaia: Yeah, the cookies look kinda strange.

and the cake isn't equal on both sides.
Ima: the dessert equation, Travaia?

Уовгитьчамыща: Dessert?
I want cake and cookies for dinner.
Ima: I agree.
Kzahmuh: Let's get this party ready, Хлеба.
Хлеба: Where's The Cool Shadow?
He was supposed 
             to bring shakes.
Kzahmuh: He's coming but he's running late...
Хлеба: okay
I'm getting 
for cake!!

Saturday, September 30, 2017

Sunday, September 24, 2017

Travaia: Why are you looking at me like that, Ima?

Ima: Because your lips look like Christmas tree lights.

Travaia: Yeah, it's the Christmas lights lipstick that I'm wearing on my lips. How do you like it?

Ima: Okay, you're ahead of holidays, or I mean you passed some of them, some of the holidays...

Travaia: Are we there yet? You said we're landing?

Ima: Look out the window.

Уовгитьчамыща: I can't seem to reach Anything...  Wait a minute, I'll try again, um Anything to Anything, please come in. We're at the restaurant.

Kzahmuh: Did you leave them a message, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, I did but I don't know what's wrong, I thought they'd be here by now.

Хлеба: Do you think they went to a different location?

Уовгитьчамыща: Maybe.

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, hey come'ere for a moment.

Хлеба: Why?

Ima: Are you girls whispering again.

Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, there's a call for you?

Ima: Who is it?! I never get any calls, and Scott and I are in a competition because we're not getting much attention from elsewhere.

Хлеба: he he he... You sure make up for it here.

Kzahmuh: Yeah. Ima is most likely to be most popular superhero I know.

Scott: She's a lot of fun though, right girls?

Kzahmuh: Right. She is fun.

Хлеба: I'm sorry Ima, I'm glad we're all together and looking for love for everybody.

Уовгитьчамыща: Okay, Ima, push there and talk.

Ima: Sure. Yes, I see... Hello. This is Ima.

Caller: Hello. This is Ima.

Ima: What? Is this an echo?

Caller: What? Is this an echo?

Ima: Grrrr... Who is this?!

Caller: Grrrr... Who is this?!

Уовгитьчамыща: Ask that person what they want?

Ima: What do you want?

Caller: Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Ima: What?

Ima: Уовгитьчамыща, is this the Taco Bell Dog calling?

Уовгитьчамыща: No Ima, it's you.

Ima: Me?

Ima: I don't want to talk to me.

Travaia: And don't talk to yourself either.

Ima: Nice one, Travaia.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Уовгитьчамыща: I wish pies the best then, Хлеба, because I know how much you love pies.

Хлеба: Yeah, I do but I share some with you, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: Thanks. I'll eat a pie or two. Lol

Travaia: Уовгитьчамыща, did you bring me some fries too, I can smell them and I'm hungry.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, I did Travaia but I think they're gone. How come you didn't get any fries?

Travaia: Maybe I was getting ready to go out.

Kzahmuh: She was putting on lipstick to get Scott's attention.

Хлеба: he he he... Yes, she was busy being a girl.

Ima: Did I have to be the serious one this time?

Kzahmuh: Lol, Ima. You're always goofing off, but we welcome your help.

Ima: Anything wanted to go out and

Kzahmuh: Yeah, we figured that out, but where are we going? We worked together or we thought about how fun it would be to go for candy and pies...

Scott: Yes, we did and

Ima: Waffles, too? Remember, Scott, that you and I wanted to look for a waffle planet even though we said it probably didn't exist.

Travaia: That's funny!

Ima: What's funny, Travaia? We were laughing at how you're trying hard to get Scott's attention, but I have it, his attention, that is.

Travaia: Yeah, I think you did but now...

Хлеба: now you're the new Ima? maybe that's what you were going to say.

Ima: he he he, Хлеба.

Kzahmuh: So then, Хлеба, who will Ima act like.

Хлеба: maybe you, Kzahmuh, we'll have to wait and find out.

Kzahmuh: oh no, that is bad idea.

Ima: Let's just be who we are and have some fun!

Уовгитьчамыща: So then, where are we going to have fun?

Travaia: I still want some fries.

Уовгитьчамыща: We have to find out where our very own Anything is going and meet them there.

Ima: Okay, I'll tell them and this Anything, who is my friend, to go to... where did you say you bought the food that you brought back here, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: It's the place we went before.

Ima: Oh yeah, okay, (off to the side and speaking to Anything: let's go to the restaurant we talked about and then we'll look for pies and candy after that.)

Anything: OK, got it.

Ima: Landing!!!

Travaia: Landing? Already?! I gotta fix my makeup...

Хлеба: he he he...