Friday, January 20, 2017

Хлеба: Kzahmuh, don't you think it's time we go back, they're waiting for us at the beach.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, we need to look at this problem some more and decide whether or not we're needed to go down there to protect Wonder Woman, umm or Yavkitchamitcha. And then we'll go into action.

Хлеба: Yes, I'm into kicking some action.

Kzahmuh: Did you mean ass? 

Хлеба: I'm not sure, but yeah!

Kzahmuh: Hey, what's that thing you're looking at?

Хлеба: It's nothing.

Kzahmuh: It's something, and hey, what does that say?

Хлеба: Don't worry, it's just a thoughts, dreams, and concerns sharing path. S-path!

Kzahmuh: Why does it say Wonder Woman Takes Over?

Хлеба: I don't know. I think we better get back to the beach now. 

Kzahmuh: Okay, but I want to know more about that. What is it and why does it think she is going to take over and take over what?

Хлеба: One of us or someone is thinking that Wonder Woman is gonna take over, and it's not me.

Kzahmuh: Yes it is. You're worried Scott will love Wonder Woman instead of you.

Хлеба: Yes, well I'm jealous and so are you.

Kzahmuh: Yes, that's right, I am.

Хлеба: All the more reason to get back to the beach right now.








Sunday, January 08, 2017


Wonder Woman Takes Over

Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Ima: Where are they? I thought they were coming back.

Scott: Yeah, me too.


Уовгитьчамыща: I'm going to start... (taking off clothes with a bikini underneath) Oh this is better.


The Cool Shadow: Hey, I brought the shake maker.


Scott: That's great, Cool.


Ima: Yavki, you're blessed.


Scott: Did you mean her bikini is the best you've seen?


Ima: The game's not over until I... (taking off her clothes to show her bikini) So, take that Yavki. haha


Scott: Okay, I know what you mean, you're both blessed, Ima, you and Yavki. Wow!


Ima: Yeah, blessed and best!!


Уовгитьчамыща: Are we tied at number 1 in the bikini and beautiful body competition?


Ima: We're not competing, but Yes.


Ima: Now help me untie my bikini top.


Scott: Nooo! 


Anything: Yesss!


Ima: I didn't know Anything could talk.


Scott: Only when it's turned on.


Уовгитьчамыща: Lol Scott.


Уовгитьчамыща: Let's go over to the beach, guys.


Ima: I'm not a guy, but Scott is and I want to find out what he's not wearing under his clothes.


Scott: Oops that should have been censored by beach no-fun censorship committee.


Ima: Is there really such a committee?


Scott: No, I hope not.


Уовгитьчамыща: C'mon let's go to the beach.


Ima: Yeah, I'm excited.  Kzahmuh and Хлеба are gonna miss all the fun, but whatever.


Уовгитьчамыща: Maybe they're doing something important, or maybe not. Okay, let's go.






Saturday, December 31, 2016

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, okay now that we're alone, look at this.

Хлеба: Yeah, what is it, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: Oh wait a minute, not that.

Хлеба: Where is this photo from? Did you, umm... is this around here somewhere?

Kzahmuh: No, when I went back in time to

Хлеба: to the '90s?

Kzahmuh: Yes.

Хлеба: So it looks like a forest or something.

Kzahmuh: Yes, it is.

Хлеба: And who's that?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure.

Kzahmuh: I think it's Wonder Woman.

Хлеба: That's not Wonder Woman. It's just some woman and her hair is done up and she's beautiful, and

Kzahmuh: No, not her.

Хлеба: I don't see any other pretty young women in the photo.

Kzahmuh: Look again.

Хлеба: Yeah, I did and hey, why aren't we at the beach. Scott is gonna wonder what we're doing.

Kzahmuh: Anyway, look again at the photo.

Хлеба: And?

Kzahmuh: It's her.

Хлеба: Who's her?

Kzahmuh: the child

Хлеба: huh?!

Kzahmuh: My research  says that can only be one of two people.

Хлеба: How could you come up with that kind of research?

Kzahmuh: Our arch enemy, and one of this galaxy's most-feared villains I've found has achieved the ability to time travel, and if my theory is correct he's, umm they have taken Wonder Woman there before she's reached her potential of her powers, for some sort of a test...

Хлеба: So, what's the other possibility?

Kzahmuh: What?

Хлеба: Who else do you think that little girl could be?

Kzahmuh: Okay, but don't laugh.

Хлеба: Well, I'm waiting.

Kzahmuh: Уовгитьчамыща

Хлеба: He He He He He.

Kzahmuh: Quit giggling.

Хлеба: He He He He He

Kzahmuh: Hey Хлеба, we gotta get serious! We're superheroes.

Хлеба: Yes, I agree.









Friday, December 30, 2016

Kzahmuh: Hi Scott. I'm back!

Хлеба: That really was fast, Kzahmuh!

Kzahmuh: Yeah, it is!

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Scott! Hi Ima! Hi Хлеба! Hi Kzahmuh! I'm glad you are back here in Anything!
Let's have some fun! Oh, I see the beach! It's similar to the beach in Anything in our own universe. Isn't it?

Scott: I'm not sure, Уовгитьчамыща, but we could

Ima: Count every piece of sand?

Scott: yes, Ima. As long as you're with us, we'll always have a fun, funny, and happy time.

Kzahmuh: I agree.

Хлеба: What's that?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure yet.

Хлеба: And that's a photo of...?


Kzahmuh: Хлеба, it's


Хлеба: Hey Scott, I wanted to show you


Kzahmuh: I need get a few things and I'll be right back. Хлеба, are you gonna come along?

Хлеба: Sure, but first I want to show Scott

Kzahmuh: We don't have time to

Хлеба: a picture of where I'm from

Scott: Where is this?

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, let's go now so we can get back for the beach party.

Хлеба: Okay I'm ready to go.

Ima: Where were they going in such a hurry?

Уовгитьчамыща: Who knows, I thought they were ready to go to the beach.


Ima: I don't know but I want to have some fun






Friday, December 23, 2016

Scott: Hi Хлеба

Хлеба: Yes! uh, just a minute...

Хлеба: I have to tell Scott what's keeping you from getting back for our party.

Kzahmuh: Okay, I'll be back in a few minutes.

Хлеба: Minutes? Wow, you're faster than Ima.

Ima: What Хлеба? 

Хлеба: Where are you, Ima?

Ima: I needed a nap?

Хлеба: Really? 

Ima: Yeah, I was getting tired waiting for you guys, and

Kzahmuh: Hey, what's going on there, Хлеба?!

Хлеба: Nothing. Ima was taking a nap.

Kzahmuh: I need one too, the Pattern made me kind of tired.

Хлеба: Why? 

Kzahmuh: They wanted to try shakes and fries.

Хлеба: Ha Ha Ha Did you tell them about The Cool Shadow and he's gonna make more shakes?

Kzahmuh: Yeah, I wish I hadn't made that mistake, and like I said I don't know where they went to in the present time. I mean right now they could be anywhere or maybe they're not a Pattern anymore.

Хлеба: Huh? Oh I forgot, Scott's waiting.

Kzahmuh: OK, I'll come back right now.

Scott: Хлеба, what are you doing?

Хлеба: Hi Scott. I'm sorry it took so long, I was having a conversation with

Scott: with Kzahmuh?

Хлеба: Yes, that's right and

Ima: I heard her say Kzahmuh is coming back.

Хлеба: Thanks for finishing my sentence, Ima.

Ima: Sure, Хлеба.

Хлеба: Can we start the party soon?

Scott: Yes!

Scott: Our party girls are waiting.

Ima: Me?

Scott: yes, Ima, and Уовгитьчамыща, Хлеба, and Kzahmuh. I hope she will be here too.

Ima: Is Уовгитьчамыща going to be here, I miss her.

Scott: Really? That's great, I'm glad we're going to have some fun.

Ima: I love you, Scott.

Scott: I love you too, Ima. 

Kzahmuh: Hi Scott. I'm back!

Хлеба: That really was fast, Kzahmuh!

Kzahmuh: Yeah, it is!

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Scott! Hi Ima! Hi Хлеба! Hi Kzahmuh! I'm glad you are back here in Anything!
Let's have some fun! Oh, I see the beach! It's similar to the beach in Anything in our own universe. Isn't it?

Scott: I'm not sure, Уовгитьчамыща, but we could

Ima: Count every piece of sand?

Scott: yes, Ima. As long as you're with us, we'll always have a fun, funny, and happy time.

Kzahmuh: I agree.

Хлеба: What's that?







Note: the next part (above) happened the same time
it was ready on December 18 and 19, 2016

Monday, December 19, 2016

Scott: Hi Хлеба

Хлеба: Yes! uh, just a minute...

Хлеба: I have to tell Scott what's keeping you from getting back for our party.

Kzahmuh: Okay, I'll be back in a few minutes.

Хлеба: Minutes? Wow, you're faster than Ima.

Ima: What Хлеба? 

Хлеба: Where are you, Ima?

Ima: I needed a nap?

Хлеба: Really? 

Ima: Yeah, I was getting tired waiting for you guys, and

Kzahmuh: Hey, what's going on there, Хлеба?!

Хлеба: Nothing. Ima was taking a nap.

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Хлеба: What's going on there, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: Not much, Хлеба.

Хлеба: Scott said we have to do something serious, for example go to the beach, so you need to come back so we can party. What happened to the repeating Pattern mob now that you gave them some education on what superheroes are made of.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, there's sort of a little problem.

Хлеба: What?

Kzahmuh: I was in the wrong decade.

Хлеба: That's kinda cool.

Kzahmuh: Lol, Хлеба. I was in the '90s. And I

Хлеба: Did you find The Cool Shadow?

Kzahmuh: No. But I think I saw the Taco Bell Dog, or some other talking dog.

Хлеба: Really?!!

Kzahmuh: I don't know but I think some of the time travel technology stuff Yavki was working on got on my device, and I umm, I ... well, this could be a problem later, or two problems...

Хлеба: Don't worry, it will be alright

Kzahmuh: I went to our present time and the repeating Pattern mob weren't around.

Хлеба: So what! Maybe they're tired of bothering people, or umm superheroes.

Kzahmuh: Well, I did give them a bit of education, they I learned from me. Let's discuss the Pattern later.

Хлеба: What's the other problem?

Kzahmuh: I met Scott back in the late '90s.

Хлеба: Uht oh. Yeah, we're in trouble. But I don't understand how this will work out.

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure either, Scott might not remember me and

Хлеба: Were you in a disguise?

Kzahmuh: Maybe I can get some different makeup or do my hair a different way.

Хлеба: So then, where's The Cool Shadow?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure!

The Cool Shadow: Hi Хлеба!

Хлеба: Where have you been?!

The Cool Shadow: I went over to some fast food restaurants to try some of their shakes to see if I'm making my shakes the way they do.

Kzahmuh: Hi Cool. I'm glad you're Okay.

The Cool Shadow: Me too.

Kzahmuh: Ha Ha Ha...






Thursday, December 08, 2016

Ima: He was talking like the Taco Bell Dog, then I didn't know where he went.

Kzahmuh: It's all my fault. I was using my very um universe-many many device which gets us to other parallel universes, like mine.

Scott: and?

Kzahmuh: and some of it got on the Taco Bell Dog voice device that Ima came up with.

Ima: So then, I'm not sorry after all.

Kzahmuh:

Scott: Where did you go, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: I'm traveling right now, or rather universe hopping to see if I can find The Cool Shadow.

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi guys, I had to go out for a few minutes. I brought you some shakes and french fries. I was getting hungry. Where's Kzahmuh?

Ima: She's looking for The Cool Shadow.

Уовгитьчамыща: Where?

Хлеба: Some other universes. I'm not sure though because 

Kzahmuh: Oh no, they're here... 

We've got her... yeah, and she can't get away...

Pow! Wham!

We've got her... yeah, and she can't get away...

Kzahmuh: ha ha ha  You just said that...

Kzahmuh flips one of the bad guys, punches another, and the third appears unable to move.

Kzahmuh: What's wrong? You scared!... Oh yeah, it's the repeating Pattern mob.

Уовгитьчамыща: What happened Kzahmuh? I heard the fighting, are you alright?!

Kzahmuh: Yes, I think so. Oh no, he broke one of my nails.

Уовгитьчамыща: But you're a superhero, don't worry about it. Hey Kzahmuh, you're missing out on shakes and fries.

Kzahmuh: I wish you could send me some. I need to tell you that repeating Pattern mob is in every parallel universe, but I'm not sure what HE says about it.

Хлеба: I think Pattern caused all the problems for us too, and

Kzahmuh: and what?

Уовгитьчамыща: Kzahmuh, we will be safe in Anything. Um what should we do if they're outside?

Kzahmuh: Lock the doors, turn off the lights, and put the fast food away.

Ima: And what if they try to break in?

Kzahmuh: Kick their ass! I mean, you know how to do whatever it takes.

Ima: yeah, we're superheroes!













Saturday, December 03, 2016

Ima: Where's The Cool Shadow?

Scott: That's what I've been wondering, Ima.

Ima: I'm sorry.

Scott: For what?

Уовгитьчамыща: What's the problem?

Ima: Hi Уовгитьчамыща. Surprise!

Уовгитьчамыща: Thanks? Um why?

Ima: You're here.

Уовгитьчамыща: I think so.

Ima: I'm sorry.

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm not sure what you're talking about or what you're sorry for.

Хлеба: Don't worry, Yavkitchamitcha.

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, I think Ima ought to tell her.

Уовгитьчамыща:  Ima, what do you want to tell me?

Ima: Well, I was

The Cool Shadow:

Scott: Cool, are you there?

The Cool Shadow: I'm not sure where I am, I'm here but I don't know where here is...

Friday, December 02, 2016

Dairy Queen (DQ) is one of the leaders in Iced Coffee.

Thursday, December 01, 2016

Monday, November 28, 2016

Уовгитьчамыща: Хлеба, where are you?

Хлеба: I'm with Scott, Ima, and Kzahmuh.

Уовгитьчамыща: where?

Хлеба: Just think about us and love.

Уовгитьчамыща: why?

Хлеба: There's a surprise.

Уовгитьчамыща: For me?

Хлеба: Yes.

Уовгитьчамыща:





Хлеба: Ima told me just now that they'll be here soon, Kzahmuh. Uh, where did you go, Kzahmuh, I can't see you.

Уовгитьчамыща: Хлеба, you're talking to Ima now?

Хлеба: Not talking, she's telling me they will be here?

Уовгитьчамыща: We could go there. Where's Kzahmuh?

Хлеба: Scott is telling me something...

Уовгитьчамыща: what is it?

Хлеба: 






Sunday, November 27, 2016

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi. We're here. 

Kzahmuh: Hi Уовгитьчамыща

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Kzahmuh. Hi Хлеба. The beach is perfect.

Хлеба: Where are Scott and Ima?

Уовгитьчамыща: They'll be here in a few minutes.

Kzahmuh: 

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Friday, November 25 -  3 Iced Coffees

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Scott: Hi Kzahmuh. Hi Хлеба.

Kzahmuh: Hi Scott. Where are you guys?

Scott: I see you Kzahmuh. There's something strange going on.

Kzahmuh: What?

Scott: I'll tell you later, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Do you like my name, Scott?

Scott: I love your name, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Wow! thanks.

Хлеба: Do you love my name too, Scott?

Scott: Yes. Of course I love your name, Хлеба.

Хлеба: It's important to say nice about someone's name, right?

Scott: Yes. Everyone. Be nice to everyone and say their names and tell them you like or love names.

Хлеба: What are Yavkitchamitcha and Ima doing?

Scott: They're here with me Хлеба, and we'll try to solve this problem and be with you soon.

Хлеба: What problem, Scott?

Scott: I'm not sure but 

Kzahmuh: I'm worried.

Scott: Don't be, Kzahmuh.

Хлеба: Me too, Scott.

Scott: Everything will be alright, Хлеба and Kzahmuh.





Saturday, November 19, 2016

Kzahmuh: I love this beach!

Хлеба: Me too.

Kzahmuh: I hope they get here soon. I thought I heard them talking. They gave me this cool thing.

Хлеба: a smart phone?

Kzahmuh: lol

Хлеба: what?

Kzahmuh: it's much, much more than that...

Хлеба: and?

Kzahmuh: Check this out!

Хлеба: Wow! that was incredible!

Kzahmuh: We could also go on a quick trip. Where would you like to visit?

Хлеба: My homeland.

Kzahmuh: Where is that Хлеба? Some where up there?

Хлеба: Yeah, sorta like that. 

Kzahmuh: where?

Хлеба: I just want to be with you Kzahmuh, and Scott, Yavkitchamitcha, Ima

Kzahmuh: and don't forget about The Cool Shadow and the Taco Bell Dog.

Хлеба: Do we have to go back and get him?

Kzahmuh: The Taco Bell Dog?

Хлеба: I don't know how we're going to do that, is it what Yavki was working on?

Kzahmuh: I think so. Let's go to your homeland first.

Хлеба: What?

Kzahmuh: Where you're from or the place you love?

Хлеба: I love it here on the beach.

Kzahmuh: Me too.

Хлеба: Do you, um your people and universe have beaches?

Kzahmuh: Yes, we do, but we don't have Anything, like this

Хлеба: I like this Anything the best.

Kzahmuh: For sure.


I'm hoping this will be faster

from now on so there won't be as many days in between.

Ima: yes that's better

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Ima. Scott decided to make this faster than 


Sunday, November 13, 2016

I'm looking forward to holding you in my arms and kissing you.

Yeah, baby! Yum!

It's gonna be fun to be with you when we're going to the love planet.

Oh I can't wait.

hmm wait, no I can't and that's funny haha you're cute, today that suit, oh what is this okay yeah i'll be here sure...

Уовгитьчамыща: Scott, you fell asleep and wow, thanks.

Scott: thanks?

Уовгитьчамыща: You want to hold me and kiss me?

Scott: I was having a dream.

Ima: Hi Scott. I hope I'm in your dream.

Scott: I'm sorry it was a dream about our trip to Where-Every, The Love Planet.

Ima: Oh that's nice. We've been down at the beach and it's great there.

Уовгитьчамыща: Are you coming?

Scott: Yes, I am. Let's go!

Ima: We have fast

Scott: food?

Ima: AND

Scott: and what?

Ima: guess.

Scott: can I just think about it?

Ima: Ok we'll surprise you.

Scott: will it be a pleasant surprise?

Ima: I should say pleasure.

Уовгитьчамыща: say? what kind?

Scott: Ladies, am I still dreaming?

Ima: What do you think, Scott?