Saturday, November 11, 2017


Ima: I know I'm a superhero.
Хлеба: hehe
Ima: what's funny?
Хлеба: we're superheroes.
Ima: I haven't seen it from you.
Хлеба: oh! You don't think I am?
Ima: I do, I guess, but...
Хлеба: but what?
Ima: oh, forget it.
Хлеба: No. I'm not going to.
Ima: Hey Scott.
Scott: Are you girls ready to go
         out to eat?
Ima: First, we want to know
        if Хлеба is
Scott: is what? Let me put these
         papers down. Whoa! Oh no.
         Why did you do that?
Хлеба: Are you alright , Scott?
Ima: Nice job, Хлеба. You flipped
        Scott because his writing
        is dangerous? Hehe
Хлеба: I'm sorry, Scott dear.
Ima: Dear?  Nooo!!! Grrr  You're
        not the leading lady, Хлеба.
        I am!
Хлеба: hehe
Scott: Where is Уовгитьчамыща?
Хлеба: No. She is, Ima.

Friday, November 10, 2017

Friday, November 03, 2017

Ima: We're Beautiful!
Let's go out now.
open the door,
Хлеба: No, not yet.
Kzahmuh: Why not?
Хлеба: The others
aren't here. Where
are they?
Travaia: Do you
mean Scott and
The Cool Shadow?
She means our
Ima, Хлеба, and
The Cool Shadow
of this universe.
Ima: Yeah, where
did she go?
She went to our
Kzahmuh: And
Хлеба: Is Scott
  with them?
Travaia: Scott said
something about a
Ima: Don't tell her, it's
 a surprise!
Уовгитьчамыща: what is?
Хлеба: what's that in you hand, Kzahmuh.
Kzahmuh: something I am working on, it's a...

Friday, October 27, 2017

Ima: what are we gonna do today?
Scott: I thought or I think we're going to eat cakes.
Хлеба: cakes? pies too?!
Kzahmuh: It's Уовгитьчамыща's birthday?
Travaia: cake and cookies? I'm afraid.
Scott: Don't be afraid, Travaia...
Travaia: okay, Scott...
I invented a...
Хлеба: a what? Travaia
Travaia: You'll see!
Kzahmuh: I wanna see it, too.
Ima: our new superhero mind at work.Travaia, say it!
Travaia: say what?
oh, yeah sure.
we're superheroes!            

Friday, October 20, 2017


until i got
and it started raining

i said that i would come back
after it stopped raining
and i did
Starbucks is new
i mean this particular Starbucks
is new in town

i liked it 
though no sirens
or girl superheroes
were with me

and of course it wasn't
the Bedroom Beach...

Saturday, October 14, 2017

U: Did we just now
     go down a snow-covered
     mountain, and
     are we really
     over the ocean?
M: You were dreaming!
U: Oh I feel better then...
M: Don't get used to that feeling.
U: Why do you say that?
M: Look out the window, wonder woman
U: I said not to call me... I mean, call me Uladocha.
M: okay.
U: What?! we're over water?
M: I think it is... this map says it's the Black Sea...
U: we were flying, but now it feels like we're on land, driving?
M: Yes. The sign says "welcome to яхёа (pronounced Yakhoya)... Down and to the center.
U: center of what?
M: I don't know.
U: I wonder what they
have there to eat. I'm getting
      hungry. M: Me too.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

don't be 
under duress
be in a
dress at
Celestial Body
"light up any room"

Ima: Hello!
Is this the 
Celestial Body
dress store...
I see it on
the dress map.
store worker: 
we don't have
a map.
Ima: Really?
It's on the side
of this bag.
store worker: Is that
a fast food bag?
Ima: Yes, it is
Is that a
store worker:
would you like
to come in and 
see our
beautiful dresses?
Ima: Yes, I'm
planning a party for
our superhero
leader since 
we're going to 
the love planet
store owner: Hmm... It must be a club I never heard of... Sure!
c'mon in, bring her and we'll give her the royal treatment.
Ima: Do you have a cake and cookies dress?
store worker: what?

Monday, October 09, 2017



Thursday, October 05, 2017

Sunday, October 01, 2017

Love Is Forever
Scott Loves His
Where's my surprise?
I hope it's cake and cookies...
Ima: I hope so, too, Уовгитьчамыща.
Уовгитьчамыща: You called me
   by my full name. Thanks, Ima.
Ima: You're my favorite superhero.
Уовгитьчамыща: Is it my birthday, 
  I feel important today.
Ima: You are... Travaia, she's helping
(whispering to Travaia: Did you get us
 out of harm's way)
Travaia: I will !!
Уовгитьчамыща: What will you do, Travaia?
Travaia: Make sure the cake and cookies
   are say um still for sale, I meant
   and sweet, have sugar, haven't been
   destroyed, I mean not divided, we
   want the cake and cookies to be dense
   and not eat...
Уовгитьчамыща: What? Travaia
   oh I'm happy you care about me
   and want to make sure I get 
   to eat cake and cookies...
Travaia: I do, but
Anything: Do                 
  (Yes, I know we can if we put aside
           partisan differences.)
Ima: What? Anything?
Anything: Sorry, Ima. My memory has
     some news program, and I should FORGET?!
Ima: It's not a problem
Travaia: but this is...
Scott: What? Travaia
Travaia: Yeah, the cookies look kinda strange.

and the cake isn't equal on both sides.
Ima: the dessert equation, Travaia?

Уовгитьчамыща: Dessert?
I want cake and cookies for dinner.
Ima: I agree.
Kzahmuh: Let's get this party ready, Хлеба.
Хлеба: Where's The Cool Shadow?
He was supposed 
             to bring shakes.
Kzahmuh: He's coming but he's running late...
Хлеба: okay
I'm getting 
for cake!!

Saturday, September 30, 2017

Sunday, September 24, 2017

Travaia: Why are you looking at me like that, Ima?

Ima: Because your lips look like Christmas tree lights.

Travaia: Yeah, it's the Christmas lights lipstick that I'm wearing on my lips. How do you like it?

Ima: Okay, you're ahead of holidays, or I mean you passed some of them, some of the holidays...

Travaia: Are we there yet? You said we're landing?

Ima: Look out the window.

Уовгитьчамыща: I can't seem to reach Anything...  Wait a minute, I'll try again, um Anything to Anything, please come in. We're at the restaurant.

Kzahmuh: Did you leave them a message, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, I did but I don't know what's wrong, I thought they'd be here by now.

Хлеба: Do you think they went to a different location?

Уовгитьчамыща: Maybe.

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, hey come'ere for a moment.

Хлеба: Why?

Ima: Are you girls whispering again.

Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, there's a call for you?

Ima: Who is it?! I never get any calls, and Scott and I are in a competition because we're not getting much attention from elsewhere.

Хлеба: he he he... You sure make up for it here.

Kzahmuh: Yeah. Ima is most likely to be most popular superhero I know.

Scott: She's a lot of fun though, right girls?

Kzahmuh: Right. She is fun.

Хлеба: I'm sorry Ima, I'm glad we're all together and looking for love for everybody.

Уовгитьчамыща: Okay, Ima, push there and talk.

Ima: Sure. Yes, I see... Hello. This is Ima.

Caller: Hello. This is Ima.

Ima: What? Is this an echo?

Caller: What? Is this an echo?

Ima: Grrrr... Who is this?!

Caller: Grrrr... Who is this?!

Уовгитьчамыща: Ask that person what they want?

Ima: What do you want?

Caller: Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Ima: What?

Ima: Уовгитьчамыща, is this the Taco Bell Dog calling?

Уовгитьчамыща: No Ima, it's you.

Ima: Me?

Ima: I don't want to talk to me.

Travaia: And don't talk to yourself either.

Ima: Nice one, Travaia.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Уовгитьчамыща: I wish pies the best then, Хлеба, because I know how much you love pies.

Хлеба: Yeah, I do but I share some with you, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: Thanks. I'll eat a pie or two. Lol

Travaia: Уовгитьчамыща, did you bring me some fries too, I can smell them and I'm hungry.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, I did Travaia but I think they're gone. How come you didn't get any fries?

Travaia: Maybe I was getting ready to go out.

Kzahmuh: She was putting on lipstick to get Scott's attention.

Хлеба: he he he... Yes, she was busy being a girl.

Ima: Did I have to be the serious one this time?

Kzahmuh: Lol, Ima. You're always goofing off, but we welcome your help.

Ima: Anything wanted to go out and

Kzahmuh: Yeah, we figured that out, but where are we going? We worked together or we thought about how fun it would be to go for candy and pies...

Scott: Yes, we did and

Ima: Waffles, too? Remember, Scott, that you and I wanted to look for a waffle planet even though we said it probably didn't exist.

Travaia: That's funny!

Ima: What's funny, Travaia? We were laughing at how you're trying hard to get Scott's attention, but I have it, his attention, that is.

Travaia: Yeah, I think you did but now...

Хлеба: now you're the new Ima? maybe that's what you were going to say.

Ima: he he he, Хлеба.

Kzahmuh: So then, Хлеба, who will Ima act like.

Хлеба: maybe you, Kzahmuh, we'll have to wait and find out.

Kzahmuh: oh no, that is bad idea.

Ima: Let's just be who we are and have some fun!

Уовгитьчамыща: So then, where are we going to have fun?

Travaia: I still want some fries.

Уовгитьчамыща: We have to find out where our very own Anything is going and meet them there.

Ima: Okay, I'll tell them and this Anything, who is my friend, to go to... where did you say you bought the food that you brought back here, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: It's the place we went before.

Ima: Oh yeah, okay, (off to the side and speaking to Anything: let's go to the restaurant we talked about and then we'll look for pies and candy after that.)

Anything: OK, got it.

Ima: Landing!!!

Travaia: Landing? Already?! I gotta fix my makeup...

Хлеба: he he he...

Friday, September 01, 2017

Travaia: Wake up, Scott.

Scott: What's going on? Are we moving?

Travaia: Yeah! 
Do you like how I look with my new makeup? You can invite me out on a date now!

Scott: Yeah? we're going somewhere?

Travaia: A nice romantic, candlelight dinner for two?

Scott: I meant Anything... Are we in the air?

Travaia: Sort of, you didn't ask me out yet.

Ima: Travaia, I knew you'd be trying to get Scott away from me.

Travaia: Not forever, just right now. He's fun! When he's not asleep on the bedroom beach in Anything.

Scott: Is Anything taking us somewhere?

Ima: Yeah, Anything said it wanted to go out for some fun.

Scott: This Anything said that to you, Ima?

Travaia: Where are we going?

Ima: We couldn't decide but the way both Anythings make decisions in space involve multiple simultaneous comparisons, we also have some ways to deal with any kinds of problems... well, we thought about going out for waffles, and then candy and pies, also shakes and fries...

Travaia: pies? oh, that's fun! Am I your little pie, Scott?

Scott: What?

Хлеба: ow oog ikh

Scott: Hi Хлеба. What?

Хлеба: Oh nothing. but yes, I hope we can go out for pie.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Anything: Do

The Cool Shadow: I didn't drink
                               many shakes today!

Ima: How many?

The Cool Shadow: Only 5

Ima: Five?

The Cool Shadow: Yes! They were
                               5 for $5 (dollars)

Ima: Full?

The Cool Shadow: Yes. Am I seeing things?

Хлеба: Things, Cool, what things?

The Cool Shadow: Anythings

Хлеба: Our Anything couldn't wait for us to get back and

Ima: Anything missed us, and this
        girl who looks like me is a jerk, and

Хлеба: Oh no!

Ima: What?

Хлеба: Look!

Kzahmuh: haha cute!

Ima: um hehe

Travaia: Am I your little pie, Scott?

Хлеба: ow oog ikh

Travaia: What was that, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Words in my language you 
             don't want to know or hear.

Уовгитьчамыща: Ladies, are we ready
                            to go out?

Ima: but we're already eating the food 
        you bought for us. Thanks.

Уовгитьчамыща: I know what
                            you're thinking.

Ima: What?

Уовгитьчамыща: That Anything wants
                   to go out on the town, so

Ima: OK and?

Уовгитьчамыща: Our Anything... we
did some thinking and came up with
a way to transport Anything to
this universe

Anything: Do

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Kzahmuh: Scott, sorry that took so long.

Scott: How come it took that long, were you getting Something Else or something different?

Kzahmuh: No, it was Ima...

Scott: She just left and went to the bathroom, then I think she was looking for Уовгитьчамыща and Уовгитьчамыща, and getting nervous and upset waiting for them.

Kzahmuh: She said, I can't understand what she said, actually, or what she was talking about.

Scott: What?

Kzahmuh: She didn't know me and said she was looking for me in another universe, or something like that, and she said that Уовгитьчамыща is captain...

Scott: Well, you are from another universe, this one, and I've been considering Уовгитьчамыща for

Хлеба: Can we look at this new way to bring up our notes from what we did? I want to get in the mood for pies. Oh hi, Kzahmuh, what's going on in The Other Room?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure, Хлеба, and for a change I can say I'm scared.

Хлеба: Scared? Scared of what?

Kzahmuh: Ima. Well, one of us needs to get more sleep.

Хлеба: Ima's just having fun!

Kzahmuh: yeah, I know. What's this?

Хлеба: It's so what can see everything we've done already 

Kzahmuh: and we could put that in our devices for time, space, and crossing over to the parallel universe and back.

Scott: I haven't seen what you are working on... what's this, for example?

Хлеба: sure, I can show you, Scott. This is a recent time we were talking:

хлеба: I want pies to the Scott power.
kzahmuh: I want my candy and Scott.
travaia: I'm happy. Scott, yum!
scott: where are we going?
Ima: our space/universe ship is very cool.
Anything: I wanna have some fun!

Scott: yeah, that's great but why

Хлеба: I thought I heard someone whisper 

Kzahmuh: I didn't hear it but it could be that someone is ringing the doorbell. It's kind of old-fashioned and futuristic style, too.

Хлеба: cool. 

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi everybody! We're back  with food!

Уовгитьчамыща: Where is everyone else? Oh no! I forgot they were going to meet me.

Kzahmuh: Did you girls get together with someone else? We were waiting for you.

Уовгитьчамыща: No, we didn't. 

Kzahmuh: Ima has been kind of strange.

Уовгитьчамыща: What?

Хлеба: She probably just misses you or she was getting hungry.

Kzahmuh: Ima, is that you?

Scott: yeah, that's her. Ima, Уовгитьчамыща and Уовгитьчамыща are here now and they have the food.

Ima: Just a minute, Scott.

Ima: Try not to go too fast, but NOW GO, GO, GO Anything.

Anything: What's that below? It looks like me, but I'm up in the air...

Ima: Don't worry, Anything, we're going out on the town and have some fun!

Anything: This is fun!

Kzahmuh: What's going on? We're moving! Where is everyone else? I'm going to look outside and see what's going on...

Хлеба: I can see on this screen everything around Anything, and I see that

Kzahmuh: what?

Хлеба: We're in the air and Anything is moving in the direction of 

Kzahmuh: the direction of what?

Хлеба: Town

Kzahmuh: Where's Travaia?

Хлеба: In the bathroom, putting makeup on to show Scott.

Kzahmuh: hahaha Ima will be upset.

Ima: about what?

Kzahmuh: What's going on? Why is Anything in the air?

Ima: I don't know.

Хлеба: Where's The Cool Shadow?

Ima: already in Town, drinking shakes

Kzahmuh: already? Ima, you think we can land this in town?

Хлеба: I need to show you something on this screen, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: That looks like Anything.

Ima: I don't know where we're going.

Kzahmuh: Ask your captain. She's right over there.

Ima: captain? I don't have a captain.

Ima: but I do.

Ima: Who are you? You look exactly like me.

Ima: Yes. oh, there's your Scott, I do like him

Ima: No you don't!

Ima: I'll be over there for a few

whee-ohh umallpaka

Хлеба: Did anyone hear that sound?

Ima: No, but I'm angry