Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Ima: Scott, what's going on?

Scott: I'm not sure. We're still waiting.


Ima: okay.


Scott: Where's Уовгитьчамыща?


Ima: Which one?


Scott: Yavki. 


Ima: I don't know if she likes to be called that nickname anymore. Well, by you she does.


Scott: What? Really? I'm not sure, OK, I meant her, our Уовгитьчамыща.


Ima: I don't know. She was walking and...


Scott: What's that loud crashing sound!


Ima: Хлеба said it's some kind of reality video or reality show or something like that.


Уовгитьчамыща: I'm your Уовгитьчамыща too, Scott, right? I'm a writer, just like you.


Scott: Yes, you're our Уовгитьчамыща from this universe.


Ima: Do you want to visit our universe, Уовгитьчамыща?


Уовгитьчамыща: Sure, if Уовгитьчамыща says it's OK. he he he


Scott: there's only one problem.


Уовгитьчамыща: What? It won't fit into that (search for) one equation to explain everything?


Scott: I was thinking more like how are you going to write about what's going on here?


Уовгитьчамыща: I'll choose Ima to do the writing for me?


Ima: I'm scared to stay here in this new universe all by myself.


Уовгитьчамыща: It's not new.


Ima: Well, it's new to me.


Scott: Yeah, you're coming with me, Ima.


Ima: Oh thank God, I'm in love.


Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, you're good at... um flirting. he he he


Ima: with Scott, yeah, whatever, I mean he's mine.


Уовгитьчамыща: yours? that's cute.


Ima: Yeah, it is. Hey, what's that flashing light on your... um what is that thing?


Уовгитьчамыща: It's similar to one of your smart phones, only much smarter.


Ima: Is someone calling?


Уовгитьчамыща: yes.


Ima: You better answer it.


Уовгитьчамыща: Are you sure?


Ima: Yes, I am.


Уовгитьчамыща: I'll go in the other room.


Scott: ok but see what they are  doing in there?


Ima: Let's enjoy the beach some more and I'll give you some more delicious Ima kisses.


Уовгитьчамыща (walking to the other room): he he he Ima you're funny.


Уовгитьчамыща: What's going on in here? (as she closes the door behind her.)


Хлеба: Don't worry. It's nothing.


Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Ima. 


Хлеба: No, I'm Хлеба. Oh, I'm sorry, you're on the phone?


Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, it's like a phone. Just a minute...


Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, are you girls about ready to come back.


Ima: Yes, we are, but we kind of made a mess. The Cool Shadow doesn't know how to make shakes, and then Хлеба and I were fighting, I mean practicing our superhero preparations for real life battles with villains and we broke some stuff... And we couldn't find Kzahmuh. You said to look for Kzahmuh's real counterpart. But I did see someone who looked like Scott.


Уовгитьчамыща: He's here with us. And you know that our Scott died and that's how I became the writer.


Ima: Oh that's good. Are you writing everything down that we're doing? Don't leave anything out.


Уовгитьчамыща: It's going to sound and seem very real.


Ima: I guess you would know.


Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, maybe their Уовгитьчамыща will know that feeling, too.


Ima: I'll see you soon. How do you want us to arrive? Right where you're standing now?


Уовгитьчамыща: Yes. I'll be waiting.


Ima: OK bye.


Уовгитьчамыща: bye.


Уовгитьчамыща: Ladies, what's that machine?


Kzahmuh: It's a whole bunch of stuff all in one.


Уовгитьчамыща: Such as?


Kzahmuh: It will enable us to pinpoint a place and time to time travel to and also cross over to the other universe and back.

Уовгитьчамыща: Is that a good idea?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure, but there's a problem in the past, and


Уовгитьчамыща: Where's Уовгитьчамыща?


Хлеба: You're right here talking with us.


Уовгитьчамыща: I mean your Уовгитьчамыща.


Хлеба: I don't know. She said she was hungry and went out.


Уовгитьчамыща: OK then, it's time we have Scott and Ima come in here and we will all decide what to do.


Хлеба: No, you're in danger.


Kzahmuh: Don't worry, okay get them.





"Wonder Woman Takes Over"

Scott McLean
"Wonder Woman Takes Over" or "Уовгитьчамыща" 
(Original Song)

video
Scott McLean - piano, song/composition
Avant-garde, progressive rock, jazz, theme song
 for our superheroes story

I recorded this song this afternoon Tuesday, May 23, 2017.


Wednesday, May 17, 2017

хуубщжа г яхёа


Хлеба: Scott, hey Scott...

Scott: Хлеба, we've been waiting for you and Kzahmuh. 

Хлеба: Yeah I know, we're sorry but we're working on a project.

Scott: Okay, but can you come back in here now. They're wondering what's going on and I'm getting hungry.

Хлеба: Do you want me to feed you grapes?

Scott: LOL OK, sure and then Ima will really be upset.

Хлеба: Yeah, that sounds funny.

Scott: I want to introduce you to someone.

Хлеба: Sure, but I wanted to ask if I could go home for a few days before we leave.

Scott: Ask Уовгитьчамыща because she's

Хлеба: going to marry you?

Scott: No. She's making the decisions about our crew.

Хлеба: OK that's fine. Who is she?

Scott: This is травайа.

Хлеба: Hi. My name is Khleba.

травайа: Nice to meet you, Khleba. I'm Travaia.

Хлеба: Are you going with us to Where-Every, Travaia. It's the Love Planet.

Travaia: I don't know. If you want me to go.

Хлеба: We already have a big crew and 

Scott: Хлеба, she's nice and friendly, and

Хлеба: I got it, Scott. You like her.

Scott: You're all going to like her. 

Хлеба: Scott?

Scott: What Хлеба?

Хлеба: Can we go somewhere and get some pie? Do you believe in пайамоноем ?

Scott: Huh? How do you know about пайамоноем ?

Хлеба: I was dreaming about it and I thought maybe someone else knew about it, maybe you know.

Scott: That's interesting you say this because I was thinking about it. Do you think Ima is doing something to cause us to think the same thing?

Хлеба: I don't think so, Scott. (Хлеба looking a bit nervous, hoping Scott won't find out why they are thinking about a planet with...)

Scott: Well, I thought she was...  I am wondering if there is a planet with

Хлеба: Lots and Lots of pies.

Scott: Yes. I know you love pie.

Хлеба: I really do.

Scott: If you're going home, how long will you be gone?

Хлеба: Not long.

Scott: I'll miss you. We'll all miss you.

Хлеба: Really?

Scott: Yeah! 

Хлеба: Do you want a hug?

Scott: OK.

Хлеба: Oh wow!

Scott: Thanks. I like hugs.

Хлеба: Me too.

Scott: Where do you live?

Kzahmuh: I'll take care of her.

Scott: Are you going too, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: Yeah, but she didn't tell me where she's from?

Хлеба: I'm from right here (pointing to the map)...

Kzahmuh: I don't see anything there.

Хлеба: OK I'll explain.

Kzahmuh: What's this area?

Хлеба: I live near Crimea?

Kzahmuh: You live there?

Хлеба: near Crimea?

Kzahmuh: which direction?

Хлеба: around there?

Scott: I was thinking this, what does it say?

Хлеба: what?

Scott: хуубщжа г яхёа

Хлеба: It's like, um, around Yakhoya.

Scott: It's not on this map.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, Хлеба, where is it?

Хлеба: Right there!

Kzahmuh: Where? You're pointing up above Crimea.

Хлеба: Yeah.

Kzahmuh: Really?

Хлеба: Yes.



Tuesday, May 09, 2017


Ima: Is that me? I'm pretty.

Scott: Well, it's my drawing and

Ima: I love it.

Scott: thanks

Ima: but there's just one thing, and I'm confused how you knew... well, it looks just like me.

Scott: Knew what?

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Scott

Ima: Grrr...


Уовгитьчамыща: hehehe


Scott: I'm sorry, Ima. Let's talk again later.


Ima: Yeah, thanks for loving me.


Scott: I love you and Уовгитьчамыща.


Уовгитьчамыща: and Wonder Woman?!


Ima: What?! No!


Уовгитьчамыща: Show her what you bought.


Scott: It's nothing, or not that important.


Уовгитьчамыща: okay then, we won't mind if you show us.


Ima: Maybe not. I'll tell you later.




I'm Ima

Monday, May 08, 2017


Scott: Ima, I forgot to ask you, can we do our superheroes forever

Ima: Sure, but would you rather just do a superheroes week or month?

Scott: But you will be just as pretty forever as you are right now.

Ima: Really, that's awesome!


Sunday, May 07, 2017

Ima: Scott, can we go back to our own beach?

Scott: Yeah, let's make sure everybody is ready to go first.

Ima: Yeah, OK I'm ready to leave because

Уовгитьчамыща: Can I go with you guys, then I guess I have to come back here because I'm from this universe...

Scott: I want you to come along, but then who is going to write about your trip to

Уовгитьчамыща: to Where-Every?

Scott: Yeah. 

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm not sure how any of this works or if something will go wrong, and

Ima: Don't worry about it, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: Thanks, Ima.

Уовгитьчамыща: You're just like a sister to me, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, an identical twin, except

Уовгитьчамыща: Except I'm the writer, and you're the actress. And okay, a few other small differences.

Ima: That's like a beautiful dream, but girls, I've been unable to get rid of my nightmares. Now they're like sequels.

Уовгитьчамыща: Have you had a prequel yet, Ima? Just kidding.

Ima: I don't know but do you think any of that stuff is real or could happen?

Scott: I'm not sure, but I don't think so, Ima.

Уовгитьчамыща: I'd say No.

Уовгитьчамыща: I agree.

Ima: I've been dreaming that Wonder Woman is coming here and she's going to take over. Do you know her, Scott?

Scott: No, I don't. I had some strange feeling too that something strange or unexpected might happen. 

Уовгитьчамыща and Уовгитьчамыща (together): Yeah, me too. hahaha

Ima: What's so funny?

Уовгитьчамыща: Nothing. Oh, I suppose it's that we said it at the same time. 

Ima: Do you like me?

Уовгитьчамыща: We like you very much, Ima. Don't worry.

Ima: Ok yeah, sometimes I wish all of us felt the same way.

Scott: I think we do, but we do need to show we care.

Ima: Right, I agree.

Scott: Okay, everything will be alright.

Ima: I think that I was afraid you would go off with Wonder Woman and forget about me, and about us.

Scott: No. I love you girls, young ladies,

Ima: superheroes.

Scott: Sure, you can say that again.

Ima: superheroes




Thursday, May 04, 2017

The Cool Shadow: I love us too.

Ima: Hi Cool.

The Cool Shadow: Hi Ima.

Ima: What are you doing?

The Cool Shadow: I have been developing new shakes, and I want some of Scott's new Sci-Fi waffle for space travel to help us stay relaxed and calm. 

Ima: really? Hey Scott, I want a piece of your waffle!

Уовгитьчамыща: New way to say something else, Ima?

Ima: Yeah! hehehe

Уовгитьчамыща: You do know we are

Ima: superheroes? 

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes.

The Cool Shadow: Am I a superhero, Ima?

Ima: Ask Scott.

The Cool Shadow: Oh okay, yeah, he said to experiment a bit with shakes and fries...  Should I mix them?

Ima: umm no, I'd have to say no to that.

Уовгитьчамыща: Me too, but where did Scott (and this universe's Уовгитьчамыща) go to and why aren't we enjoying this beach some more before we leave?

The Cool Shadow: I heard Wonder

Ima: no, you didn't

The Cool Shadow: Woman was going to be involved with

Уовгитьчамыща: with Scott?

The Cool Shadow: No. but something is going to happen.

Ima: You were having a nightmare, Cool.

The Cool Shadow: Maybe, but it seemed real to me.

Ima: No it didn't.

Уовгитьчамыща: Are you sure, Ima? 

Ima: Yes, I am sure.

The Cool Shadow: You know, um, anything can happen!

Anything: Can you hear me? It's Anything, I already did happen, and I'm going to keep happening, and

Ima: Anything, they can't hear you, but I'm not sure about that. Guys, did you hear something?

The Cool Shadow: Hear what?

Уовгитьчамыща: No, Ima, I didn't hear anything.

Ima: ok, good. no, they can't hear you.

Уовгитьчамыща: Who are you talking to, Ima?

Ima: nobody. well, I mean, um if I was talking to somebody they wouldn't have to ask me something right now?

Уовгитьчамыща: Why not?

Ima: Don't worry and let's enjoy this beach. It's just like our own in our universe.

Anything: Who owns the universe, Ima?

Ima: Not now.

The Cool Shadow: Why not? Don't you want my newest shake?

Ima: Yeah sure, Cool.

Anything: Why does Уовгитьчамыща say my name as whatever. I don't like it.

Ima: What? Oh I'm sorry, she's different than our Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: What are you talking about, Ima?

Ima: Oh, I was just thinking how much I ... well, I'm happy we're friends, and we're two unstoppable

Уовгитьчамыща: superheroes?

Ima: exactly!

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Уовгитьчамыща: 1 what?

Scott: Oh, Hi Уовгитьчамыща.

Scott: I'm sorry about the colors being wrong. It was my mistake and...

Уовгитьчамыща: Maybe it wasn't because Love isn't a mistake.

Scott: Love?

Уовгитьчамыща: You love her, don't you?

Scott: Yes. I love her and I love you too.

Ima: Do you love me too, Scott?

Scott: Hi Ima. What's going on in the other room. We heard a lot of strange noises coming from there.

Ima: Nothing. Do you love me?

Scott: Yes. I love you, Ima.

Уовгитьчамыща: Where is Уовгитьчамыща? Scott's worried about her.

Scott: Yeah, I was thinking about one Уовгитьчамыща while I was talking with the other one.

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm the other one?

Scott: No, I was only saying there are two of you, and...

Ima: That's funny, Scott.

Scott: Not really, Ima.

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi, I'm back.

Scott: What's taking them so long in there?

Уовгитьчамыща: They wouldn't let me look at what they were doing, it's some sort of machine they're making.

Ima: Yeah, they said it's going to change some stuff.

Уовгитьчамыща: Which is why he was worried about you, Уовгитьчамыща. Wow! This takes talking to myself to a whole new level.

Ima: he he he

Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, I was being serious! not really he he he

Уовгитьчамыща: I'll second that. 

Ima: Just so we always love us.

Уовгитьчамыща: I like the sound of your words, Ima.

Уовгитьчамыща: I agree, Ima. We really do

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Monday, April 17, 2017

Pow!

Scott: What was that sound?

УовгитьчамыщаI don't know.

Scott: Did you write Pow!,Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: No, I didn't. Did you?

Scott: No, I knew it would happen, and I put it there.

Уовгитьчамыща: To tell what happened?

Scott: Maybe.

Уовгитьчамыща: That's because...

Уовгитьчамыща: I thought it would be easier to be a writer than

Scott: than what?

Уовгитьчамыща: I remember when I was a child and...
Pow!

Scott: What was that sound?

УовгитьчамыщаI don't know.

Scott: Did you write Pow!, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: No, I didn't. Did you?

Scott: No, I knew it would happen, and I put it there.

Уовгитьчамыща: To tell what happened?

Scott: Maybe.

Уовгитьчамыща: That's because...

Уовгитьчамыща: I thought it would be easier to be a writer than

Scott: than what?

Уовгитьчамыща: I remember when I was a child and...

Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Уовгитьчамыщаawaahh what's that noise?

Уовгитьчамыщаoh hi. I fell asleep.

Уовгитьчамыщa: me too. where did everyone else go?

Ima: hi Yavkis.

Уовгитьчамыща: I prefer Yavkitchamitcha.

Ima: okay

Уовгитьчамыща: What happened to Scott?

Ima: I don't know, Yavkitchamitcha, but we were going to

Уовгитьчамыща: I like Yavki. well, sometimes.

Ima: argh grrr....

Ima: Oh okay you're just waking up and hopefully this is going to get back to a happy day on the beach.

Уовгитьчамыща and Уовгитьчамыща  (speaking at the same time): What was that you said, Ima?

Ima: Oh nothing, don't worry about it.

Ima: Oh Scott, you're back, I'm so glad.

Scott: I just wanted to see what there was to eat and

Ima: Okay, I'll go and check on the two busy superheroes.

Уовгитьчамыща: I will go with you, Ima.

Scott: No, Хлеба said you better stay here for now.

Уовгитьчамыща: Why?

Scott: I don't know.

Ima: C'mon Yavki.

Уовгитьчамыща: okay Ee.

Ima: I prefer Ima. Let's go!






Уовгитьчамыща: awaahh what's that noise?

Уовгитьчамыща: oh hi. I fell asleep.


Уовгитьчамыщa: me too. where did everyone else go?


Ima: hi Yavkis.


Уовгитьчамыща: I prefer Yavkitchamitcha.


Ima: okay


Уовгитьчамыща: What happened to Scott?


Ima: I don't know, Yavkitchamitcha, but we were going to


Уовгитьчамыща: I like Yavki. well, sometimes.


Ima: argh grrr....


Ima: Oh okay you're just waking up and hopefully this is going to get back to a happy day on the beach.


Уовгитьчамыщаs (speaking at the same time): What was that you said, Ima?


Ima: Oh nothing, don't worry about it.


Ima: Oh Scott, you're back, I'm so glad.


Scott: I just wanted to see what there was to eat and


Ima: Okay, I'll go and check on the two busy superheroes.


Уовгитьчамыща: I will go with you, Ima.


Scott: No, Хлеба said you better stay here for now.


Уовгитьчамыща: Why?

Scott: I don't know.


Ima: C'mon Yavki.


Уовгитьчамыща: okay Ee.


Ima: I prefer Ima. Let's go!








Monday, April 03, 2017

Ima: the Yavkitchamitchas are cute sleeping together on the beach.

Scott: well, they're tired, it's not like you meet you every day.

Ima: we have plenty of time to

Scott: I know what you're thinking and

Ima: You want to?

Scott: okay, but where are Kzahmuh and Хлеба?

Ima: in the other room, I guess.

Scott: why?

Scott: I thought they were enjoying being here with us on the beach.

Ima: yeah, they do but

whap! smash! thwiir, zhimak...
and other loud, scary noises coming from the other room.

Ima: What were all those noises, I didn't recognize some of them.

Scott: the noises?

Ima: Yeah, I'm scared!

Anything: You're a superhero, Ima!

Ima: What's going on, Anything?

Anything: I don't know, but can Scott hear me talking with you?

Ima: I don't know, but maybe I should see what is going on in the other room.

Anything: maybe