Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Meirohma: Уовгитьчамыща, I'm happy we're working together. This is an amazing...

Uladocha: What's this?

Meirohma: I don't know, Уовгитьчамыща.

Uladocha: Please, call me Uladocha.

Meirohma: I don't know, Uladocha. It could be um, song titles?

Uladocha: this seems to be from 2016?

Meirohma: has this been entered, is it a document or are we viewing a transmission or what was going on at that time?

Uladocha: And that is a very good question. and I want to know where this took place and if it's important for us and our mission.

Meirohma: Ok let me look on this side... no, I don't see anything on this page or screen...

Uladocha: Oh wait, here it is: is this on Earth? Anything
Have you ever heard of this place?

Meirohma: Yeah, it says Scott McLean

Uladocha: I can see it:  

Scott McLean
Nonexistent Reality
Boletus Transportus

Meirohma: oh, look down a bit haha do you think they've been watching us, too? It says something about Wonder Woman...

Uladocha: Takes Over?

Meirohma: ha ha ha this time viewer is funny!

Uladocha: yeah, haha I'm getting hungry...

Sunday, July 09, 2017

Miley Cyrus at the top "Malibu" is #1

Pop Songs Top 10 - first half of 2017
1. Miley Cyrus, Malibu
2. Scott McLean, The Andy Griffith Show, Returns with Last Time On The Andy Griffith Show, Starring Eddie Murphy
3. Kygo, Selena Gomez, It Ain't Me
4. Bruno Mars, That's What I Like
5. Conan Gray, Idle Town
6. FROST*, Numbers
7. Ed Sheeran, Castle On The Hill
8. The Weeknd, I Feel It Coming ft. Daft Punk
9. Hey Violet, Break My Heart
10. Katy Perry, Swish Swish ft. Nicki Minaj
10. HAIM, Want You Back

Note: This is my list and my opinion. Tie at #10 which means there are 11 songs.

Friday, July 07, 2017

Do you ever wonder who you are?

No. Should I?

I'm not sure, but I'm glad they chose us to work together, and go to...

What's that loud noise?!

Meirohma: I'm not sure. Maybe um...

Uladocha: the Kzahmniya. This might cause insomnia.

Meirohma: haha Uladocha... Can I ask you something?

Uladocha: Yeah, as long as we can keep going to the future and get the newest and best one of these devices so we can get back to the past and...

Meirohma: I was just going to say you have such a pretty name! Where did you get it? 

Uladocha: thanks. haha My mother gave me the name, but it's not my name.

Meirohma: What's you name? Wonder Woman?

Uladocha: No, I didn't really do that much...

Meirohma: You saved some teenagers and that was wonderful!

Uladocha: Yeah, they're okay and that is what's important.

Meirohma: So then, what's our next stop, and you still haven't told me your real name?

Uladocha: We're going to Yakhoya and the year 2024 to see if... what's this name?

Meirohma: It looks like it says Kzahmuh

Uladocha: if Kzahmuh's device to pinpoint the past and transport us there is in the store, oh yeah and my name is Уовгитьчамыща. And you can say Yavkitchamitcha.

Thursday, July 06, 2017


Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Scott: I want to visit a planet that's very sweet

Ima: And hope it's ok to eat

Scott: We will love while we have a slice of pie

Хлеба: If you eat mine I will cry

Kzahmuh: Don't worry Хлеба, we won't eat yours

Уовгитьчамыща: Do I have to rhyme or can I just say my name and bringing you the beat?

Ima: And Scott, like your song where you sing "The universe ends with a zombie?"

Хлеба: Or I like Scott's song about a crow and it's fast food bag with a dress map on it?

Scott: How did you know those songs, girls? 

The Cool Shadow: Yeah yeah, haha I want to go where it's all shake, yeah all shake every minute of every day.

Уовгитьчамыща: Wow! That's lots of shakes.

Хлеба: And it's all because of 

Ima: Anything

Kzahmuh:  I want to say it

Scott: Sure, Kzahmuh

 Kzahmuh: Anything

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Kzahmuh: Scott, you said I can have lots of candy?

Scott: Yes, Kzahmuh, let's go out and get some candy to celebrate one year since you joined us.

Kzahmuh: That sounds fun! thanks!

Scott: Where is Хлеба?

Хлеба: I'm right here, Scott.

Scott: What do you want to do to celebrate?

Хлеба: Eat pies!

Kzahmuh: haha How many?

Хлеба: How many can I have?

Scott: We should...oh well, you can have what you want.

Хлеба: thanks, I do want all I can eat all-day pies.

Kzahmuh: That's funny, Хлеба, I can eat way too much candy too, but you know, never enough. 

Хлеба: Travaia, are you going with us?

Travaia: Thanks for asking me, Хлеба, even if I haven't been here very long.

Хлеба: Sure, Travaia. You're nice and I apologize if I didn't show you good friendship right away.

Travaia: That's okay, let's go have some fun! I'm glad that I'm with you guys. Did you say you're going to the Love Planet or going out for candy and pies?

Scott: Both and all three, or more.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, Morfuka.

Travaia: Morfuka?

Хлеба: I think Morfuka is enjoy your favorites and have fun! Listen to Bedroom Beach song...

Scott: Yeah, I can put it back up again for us to listen to, and

Хлеба: I like to dance at end to the beat, beat, beat, beat...

Kzahmuh: Yeah, you're cute doing that dance, Хлеба, and Very funny!

Friday, June 23, 2017


Friday, June 24, 2016

Уовгитьчамыща: Hello. My name is Уовгитьчамыща. What's your name?

My name is Kzahmuh. Nice to meet you.

Ima: My name is Ima

Kzahmuh: Hi Ima. Scott told me you're going to the Love Planet...

Ima: Yeah, that's Center.

Уовгитьчамыща:and that's right too but yes, that's Center.

Kzahmuh: What's Center?

Ima: the Love Planet

Kzahmuh: that'll be fun!

Ima: Yeah! You're sure pretty Kzahmuh!

Kzahmuh: thanks, I'm a transgender girl.

Ima: Transgender girl? Are you still in school?

Kzahmuh: Yes and no. I go to a parallel university...

Ima: Where?

Kzahmuh: A parallel universe.

Ima: How do you know Scott? (Ima looks jealous.)

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure but he said he was dreaming when...

Ima: Yeah okay, he's bothered by the news. Me too and...

Kzahmuh: What Ima, you wanted the Warriors to win the NBA title?

Ima: No Kzahmuh, I like the Cavaliers.

Kzahmuh: Oh you mean the mass shooting at that nightclub. Yeah, I'm sad too and I guess all of our minds and hearts came together, and Scott somehow found me in a parallel universe and I wanted to comfort him and also go with you to make the Love Planet a world where everyone is loved and no one is threatened or hurt.

Ima: I'm happy you're here.

Уовгитьчамыща: Girls, we need to get some sleep.

Ima: alright Yavki

Уовгитьчамыща: Ee, what do you think we're gonna dream about tonight?

Ima: Scott dreaming about us.

Kzahmuh: that sounds like fun! Can I do that too?

Ima: Yeah! The three of us against one Scott, we'll win!

Уовгитьчамыща: No Ima, we'll all win when we get into Anything and he's with us.

Kzahmuh: I forget, what's Anything? Lingerie?

Ima: LOL Kzahmuh

Kzahmuh: Yeah, I was trying to make a joke.

Ima: I'm happy you're here in our universe, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Me too, Ima. I think I'll stay.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Scott: Are they on the ground?

Kzahmuh: They?

Scott: the Boletes

Kzahmuh: Yes. I think so, but...

Scott: but what?

Kzahmuh: there's a problem with the past.

Scott: in the past?

Kzahmuh: no, I can't say for sure, but someone could be erasing the past or history...

Scott: How do you know that?

Хлеба: Kzahmuh, did you tell Scott about Wonder Woman and Yavkitchamitcha?

Scott: What do I need to know, Хлеба?

Kzahmuh: Oh, Scott and I are talking about a problem with the past.

Хлеба: Yes, look at this, Scott.

Scott: What is it?

Kzahmuh: It's like a map.

Scott: a map of?

Kzahmuh: the past and both of our universes...

Scott: why?

Хлеба: Kzahmuh says Wonder Woman or Уовгитьчамыща could be in danger in the past.

Scott: What makes you think that?

Kzahmuh: Our arch enemy, and one of this galaxy's most-feared villains I've found has achieved the ability to time travel, and if my theory is correct he's, umm they have taken Wonder Woman there before she's reached her potential of her powers, for some sort of a test...

Scott: This could explain the bad dreams and the reason we've been worried. Ima has been having nightmares, and...

Ima: Did you call me, Scott?

Scott: Sure, I miss you. What were you doing?

Ima: Travaia and I are hanging out together on the beach. 

Scott: Where is Уовгитьчамыща? And of course, Уовгитьчамыща.

Ima: They went out to get us more food.

Scott: Well, that's good... I don't think we're going to decide what to do today, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: That's okay, but we'll keep trying to find out more but so far I don't see the bad guy we're looking for in the past.

Scott: I wish all bad guys would stay in the past, but not go there and cause problems.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, that's true.

Scott: Hey, what's (pointing at the screen) this!

Kzahmuh: It looks like some sort of flying objects. UFOs?!

Scott: Boletes?

Kzahmuh: Maybe!

Tuesday, June 06, 2017

I went to the new "Wonder Woman" movie on Friday and it's a great movie. I like this Wonder Woman because she is nice, friendly, and kind, unless you're the bad guy, and then she is an amazing warrior. She is pretty, cute, and beautiful and I like this kind of character who has so many of my favorite character attributes all rolled into one.

Sunday, June 04, 2017

Wonder Woman

Before she was Wonder Woman, she was Diana, princess of the Amazons, trained to be an unconquerable warrior. Raised on a sheltered island paradise, when an American pilot crashes on their shores and tells of a massive conflict raging in the outside world, Diana leaves her home, convinced she can stop the threat. Fighting alongside man in a war to end all wars, Diana will discover her full powers…and her true destiny. (Warner Bros. website)
Photos: Warner Bros.

Friday, June 02, 2017