Saturday, March 17, 2018

Ima: I'm sad, Scott
Scott: Why? Ima
Ima: because Anything
        isn't with us, also
        because we're going
        back to our Anything
        and leaving this Anything
Scott: Yeah, I know.
Хлеба: I'm sad, too, Scott.
Kzahmuh: me moo!
Ima: Moooo !!!!
Yavkitchamitcha: Why?         
                         and What?!
Ima: Oh, that's instead of
        Me too , I guess, to
        be different.
Travaia: Me moo! boo hoo!
Yavkitchamitcha: What's that
      in your hand, Хлеба?
Хлеба: oh it's nothing, Yavki.
Ima: c'mon Хлеба, it's something.
Хлеба: we're going to let Anything
      see and experience the pies
Ima: waffles too?
Kzahmuh: I hope Anything can be with me to eat candy!
Gertrude: I hope for that too
  and I don't know much about Anything.
Jane or Jasmine: I'm confused but
I like you guys because you came
back for me...
Yavki: we like you, Jane.
Jane or Jasmine: or Jasmine. can you
call me by both names.
Yavki: sure, honey!

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Jane or Jasmine
is okay and great
let's celebrate
call Ima
Scott calls Ima
back, we
will have
fun now.
Tell everybody!
We're going to
party with
our favorites.
Ima: I want waffles.
Хлеба: Pies!
Kzahmuh: Candy!
Gertrude: All and Everything!
Ann: I'm not here yet but when I am, I'll love desserts.
Yavki: It's for more than dessert! I want really real cookies!
Scott: Me Moo!
Travaia: chakuhbesha!
Jane or Jasmine:
what she said
+ more sugar...
The Cool Shadow: Shakes!
                         me up!
voice by Ima:
Fried corny

Thursday, March 08, 2018

Ima: I have something to say
        when I can figure out
        what it is...
Kzahmuh: Are you calling Scott
               or talking to yourself, Ima?
Ima: Yeah, Scott left and
        so did Travaia, and...
Kzahmuh: You don't trust her,
                do you? Oh and where
                is the other you, from here?
Ima: Aaahhh oh no, I forgot about her.
Scott: Hi Ima! What's happening there?
Ima: Where are you?
Scott: Looking for Jane or Jasmine.
Kzahmuh: Look at this, Хлеба.
Хлеба: What is that thing, Kzahmuh?
Kzahmuh: It's a Kzahmuh-vision
   a TV of the future that allows viewers
   to see
   the past.
Хлеба: and the future? for example
what's going to happen tonight? I want my pies.
Kzahmuh: Let me see... Who's that?
Хлеба: She looks like
           she wants
           to fight.
           but she's
Kzahmuh: Yeah!
She's ready to fight us
or coming for a job
Ima: I invited her.
Kzahmuh: Who is she?
Ima: You can read, right?
Kzahmuh: Yes, of course.
Oh, is she a superhero.
It says on her dress
Amazing Ann !!
Is she a black lady?
Ima: Yes and she's
very nice and encourages me.
She is about 
my age and
easy to talk to
and will help us.
Хлеба: but
what's that up
above in the sky,
it says at just
before 8 p.m., it
looks like a
spaceship or flying saucer.
Gertrude: I had to freshen up a bit
               but I'm back. Let's go and
               get Jane or Jasmine. I hope
               she's OKay.
Ima: Yeah, she'll be okay, Gertrude 
        don't worry, Gertrude.
Scott: What's going on now?
Ima: We have to wait for Ann, but Yavki
  is coming with Cool.
Scott: OK but who's Ann?
Ima: I invited her
and there's something strange
                        in the sky.
I can't
wait to
see who
or what
is in that
Me Many.
I want
to meet an

Thursday, March 01, 2018


Gertrude: I think evil Cookies liked my cookies dress, or

Ima: or what, Gertrude?

Gertrude: or I just punched out two hundred cookies!

Ima: That's great! and that's SUPER!!!

Gertrude: thanks, Ima!

Ima: Yeah, the evil Cookies were bad guys, and nobody likes those kinds of cookies.

Kzahmuh: Those Cookies aren't cookies

Ima: What are they?

Kzahmuh: I don't know, but they're not really real cookies.

Ima: Did you taste one, Kzahmuh? haha

Kzahmuh: Don't laugh. Yes, I was stuck to Gertrude for

Хлеба: for a long time.

Kzahmuh: thanks for finishing what I was going to say, science partner.

Хлеба: Wow! thanks, I thought I was only your assistant.

Kzahmuh: No, you're doing great! You helped save us...

Ima: What are we gonna do with the rest of those bad-guy Cookies? I'm getting hungry and want a waffle. Scott, said we were going to eat soon.

Gertrude: Can I go with you?

Ima: Yes, of course, you saved us. We were outnumbered and you multiplied?!! How did you and what was that you did?

Gertrude: It's an old Pattern defense mechanism when invaders or enemies approach or try to hurt us.

Ima: You get hurt, I thought Pattern couldn't be hurt or feel pain.

Gertrude: Well, I was always on the end of the repeating pattern and I felt like I wasn't a part of anything, I got injured before battling a dangerous enemy and other times I was sad with no one to talk to, and

Kzahmuh: and We care about you and want you to be with us.

Gertrude: Sure, Kzahmuh, I'd like that.

Ima: Do you like waffles, Gertrude?

Kzahmuh: No. She likes candy

Хлеба: and pies.

Gertrude: thanks, I want to eat all.

Ima: what happened to the cookies on your cookies dress?

Gertrude: I ate some while I was fighting.

Ima: Don't tell Уовгитьчамыща. It was for her kinda like a birthday party.

Gertrude: but it's not really her birthday, and she won't be mad at me.

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm not mad and I'm not getting older either.

Ima: haha I hope I can stay the same age forever!

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm working on it, Ima, and I'll tell you when I've figured out how to make it possible.

Kzahmuh: Cand... I mean can I work on that too?

Хлеба: haha Kzahmuh, really thinking about candy?

Kzahmuh: Yes, you figured out what I want.

Уовгитьчамыща: See! You can have fun and get something done!

Ima: We sure did! Now let the party give us pleasure!

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Ima: I'm sure glad you're here, Gertrude! But I can't see anything, and I also can't see Anything!

Уовгитьчамыща: Gertrude is everywhere, or she's many Gertrudes!

Хлеба: I hope they don't hurt her dresses!

Scott: That would be a shame, Хлеба!

The Cool Shadow: Yeah, it would, but hit a cookie, man!

Scott: Okay, but this could get ugly!

Kzahmuh: Where's Travaia?

Ima: I don't know, like I said, I can't see what's going on!

a rude, disgusting Cookie: yeah baby, what's going on with you?

Ima: Can I answer that question with a question?

Kzahmuh: Will it be something about the cookie crumbles?

Ima: I thought more like how it would like to be turned back into ingredients with one of my Ima punches?

Хлеба: Nice one, Ima. You know, now I can't see and...

Ima: Yaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Ima: You're DONE!

Kzahmuh: hahaha another Ima to the rescue!

Ima: aaaahhhh oh it's her! but I'm glad you're here! Punch a cookie! 

Ima: I'm looking forward to it right now!

Хлеба: Where's everybody else?

Ima: They're coming! Уовгитьчамыща is landing your Anything!

Хлеба: How did you get here before them?

Ima: Don't tell anyone, but I fly a little bit!

Хлеба: Teach me!

Ima: Хлеба, don't worry about flying. Get back to fighting!

Travaia: I'm over here, girls! I can't find Jane or Jasmine. Maybe they have her?!!

Ima: Cookies, you better give Jane or Jasmine back!

Travaia: Yeah! Let's make this a cookie mess!

Хлеба: I've never seen so much of one person in all my life, Gertrudes are all over here!

Ima: This is fun but like the other me said, and I said earlier, the Cookies are DONE!

Уовгитьчамыща: Am I still in charge?

Ima: Yes, Yavki, you are. What do you want us to do?

Уовгитьчамыща: Let's show them what we're made of!

Ima: And that we're Superheroes?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, we're Superheroes, Ima!

Хлеба: Like she said, fight!

Ima: Time for some noise!

kuhhhh, kuhhhhwa

Friday, February 16, 2018

       : I said watch them. Where did SHE go?

Cookie Leader: Who is SHE, boss?

        : I'm FrostIng! I'm FrostIng! and SHE... she is the annoying superhero friend!

Хлеба: Her name's Ima, and she's a good friend and great superhero!

        : Quiet! I'm not talking to you, unless you want to be next because I'm going to eliminate superheroes, but you don't look too super.

Хлеба: I wouldn't try your luck.

         : I said QUIET! Cookie, what did I say last time, just so these GIRLS won't forget.

Cookie Leader: You said "duh..." Sir.

Ima: Can I complete your word?

Хлеба: Yay! It's Ima! Go for it, complete it!

Ima: You can if you like, Хлеба.

Хлеба: would that be: n, but I like "ON" better!

           : don't you mean "UN"?

Уовгитьчамыща: ON
Kzahmuh: ON
Gertrude: ON
Хлеба: ON
Scott: ON
The Cool Shadow: ON
Ima: ON and now I'll say that word: DONE!

Ima: Let Travaia and Jane or Jasmine go right now, or else!

          : HAHA HAHAHAHA

Ima with lightning speed appears behind FrostIng, grabs him and throws him to the ground. FrostIng bounces back up reaching for his gun, as Travaia gets free...

Ima: Here, Travaia, catch.

Travaia: I know it works against this type of gun and bad guy.


Хлеба: Watch out, Travaia! Cookies behind you, they have guns!

a Cookie: You're the one who's done. HA HA! 
                boom boom!

another Cookie: hey, the bullets went right off her! Get her!

Хлеба: Your in trouble, Cookies!

Kzahmuh: Yaaaaahhhhh!!!
                  Kzahmuh punches a Cookie and it falls to the floor!

Scott: This feels good throwing a Cookie down!
The Cool Shadow: Uwaahaahh pow!
Gertrude: This is fun!
Kzahmuh: Watch out, Gertrude!
Хлеба: How could there be so many evil cookies?!
There must be hundreds...


Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
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Ima leads the fight against FrostIng and Cookies published Friday February 16 2018 Fast Food Yummy 

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

     : well, this is going to be easy for me, eliminate some superheroes, or hmm starting with the superhero friend, is it I'm A

Ima: that's Eemuh you idiot.

     : Idiot? I'm the one with all the cookies, so keep an eye on her, watch 'em all and yes, she's first, a very unimportant footnote in history HAHA HAHAHA or just like a bookmark Edit..., Remove, and duh

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Today, Friday, February 9
2018, I want to say
I love our superheroes
and I care about us
and our travels and story.
Ima: I love our love 
        together, forever.
Scott: wow, thanks Ima.
Yavki: I love what
           we're doing.
Ima: What are we doing?
Yavki: Everything in
Ima: Anything makes
  everything within reach.
Yavki: Yeah! Let's go to
    the beach.
Ima: to the beat, beat
        beat, beat.
Хлеба: I'm dancing.
Ima: *censored*
what?!! I'm not allowed to say
her butt
always bounces
when she
that part 
at the
end of
the song.
cute and

Thursday, February 08, 2018

Scott: Are you okay, Kzahmuh?
Ima saved you and Gertrude, and Хлеба helped her.
Kzahmuh: Where am I, Scott? What happened?!
Scott: I'll let Хлеба explain because she knows.
Хлеба: You told me she didn't put her makeup on right, and she put some frosting on her face, and
Ima: Okay, now I understand now, that's why you licked her face. The taste test, Kzahmuh?
Kzahmuh: So I licked her, what's the problem with that, I was worried about Travaia because she was nervous looking at the cookies like they were bad guys...
Уовгитьчамыща: It's nice you're back with us again.
Kzahmuh: Back with you? What do you mean?
Хлеба: She means you were doing that for a long, long time and many, many times?
Kzahmuh: Really?
Ima: Yeah, Travaia's anti-gun probably works against typical bad guys, but Gertrude is too beautiful and sweet to be a bad guy. And like Хлеба said, she's a part of that group that are the same or try to be the same.
Kzahmuh: Yes, but we should ask her. Gertrude, I hope we can get to know more about you.
Gertrude: I know what you think about me, that I don't understand makeup and I only wanted to be a model because they didn't let me be beautiful before.
Хлеба: they?
Gertrude: you know us as Pattern or repeating Pattern mob.
I don't like that name, it's saying bad about us.
Kzahmuh: I'm sorry Gertrude.
Хлеба: me too, Gertrude.
Gertrude: I was always told I had to stay down on the end of the pattern so nobody ever got to see me or talk to me.
Хлеба: Really?!! that's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that, Gertrude.
Kzahmuh: hmm that must be why I don't remember you.
Gertrude: but I remember you, Kzahmuh. that's why I tried to be a model.
Kzahmuh: you succeeded at being a model and you're a great model, Gertrude!
Ima: sorry to change the topic, but where's Travaia and Jane or Jasmine?
       : HAHAHAHAHA I have them! and the world's going to have less superheroes very soon!
Уовгитьчамыща: Whose voice is that, Kzahmuh, do you recognize it? Another member of pattern?
Kzahmuh: I don't know. But those big cookies aren't cookies.
Travaia: Ima! 
        : OH so funny, she's calling her friend's name!
Ima: Superhero friend!!!

Thursday, February 01, 2018


Ima: That was too much, Хлеба. I'm gonna try harder to be
Хлеба: a nicer person?
Ima: What?
Хлеба: You're going to be a nicer person now?
Ima: no. 
Хлеба: no?!
Ima: We're superheroes! I'm going to try harder to be
a nicer superhero.
Хлеба: Show Scott and Уовгитьчамыща
Ima: and Anything. It's based on 
Хлеба: We can't say that, Ima, in case someone else is listening, and...
Ima: You're right.
Уовгитьчамыща: What?
Ima: Here it is, we know what to do to get Kzahmuh and Gertrude back with us again.
Уовгитьчамыща: How did you figure it out?
Хлеба: Gertrude is Pattern or one of the former members of Pattern, or as they were known the repeating pattern mob, but I think she's really nice so I don't understand how she could have ever been a bad guy.
Уовгитьчамыща: She's a guy? I thought Kzahmuh said all of Pattern were guys.
Scott: Yeah, that's confusing but I'm sure she will tell us more about it.
Ima: So then, this is the way to stop them from repeating what they're doing over and over and
Уовгитьчамыща: What's Kzahmuh saying?
Ima: and what's that device, Хлеба?
Хлеба: I think something, or someone else found out about it already and
Ima: Is it bad or dangerous?
Хлеба: No! It's just how I know 
Ima: What?
Хлеба: that Gertrude doesn't know how to put makeup on and she put frosting on her face.
Уовгитьчамыща: hahaha You're kidding.
Хлеба: No, I'm not, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща: okay, Khleba, what will you do?
Хлеба: Show her, Ima.
Ima: I push the STOP button to stop them from repeating! Then, I restart them by pushing the, no actually it's a, um pull down on this
Хлеба: I shouldn't let you be alone with him, but Scott helped you come up with that idea. It's based on what me and Scott, Kzahmuh and Travaia were working on for candy and pies.
Scott: Don't worry, Хлеба, we're going for candy and pies as soon as we get Kzahmuh and Gertrude back, and where are Travaia and Jane or Jasmine? Also, where's the other ship?
Ima: The other Anything is coming and
Хлеба: Kzahmuh has it all worked out, we're going to be able to cross over into our parallel universe and back again with no problem.
Scott: okay, They stopped!
Уовгитьчамыща: Start them up again, Ima!
Ima: should I push or pull?
Scott: I'm not sure.
Хлеба: We decided to pull
Ima: Then I pull on:  чагобжа
Хлеба: It's our new word, right, Ima?
Ima: Yeah, and it's powerful!!!

Friday, January 26, 2018

Ima: I'm the Love Princess.
Scott: What else?
Ima: Isn't that enough?
Scott: Yes, but
Хлеба: Are you trying to say
           she's also a leader, Scott?
Ima: really? thanks, Scott!
Хлеба: hehehe
Ima: shut up, Хлеба!
Хлеба: shut up?
Ima: Yeah! I'm a leader and
        the Love Princess.
Хлеба: If you say so... funny
Ima: what, Хлеба?
Хлеба: no comment

Thursday, January 18, 2018

хуж няь хем 
Хлеба: Mermaids are real !!
Ima: Really?
Хлеба: Yes, they are.
Scott: I believe it, Хлеба.
Хлеба: Thanks, Scott, let's go
           find them.
Scott: What about Kzahmuh
          and Gertrude?
Ima: Yeah, they're cute
        and real.
Хлеба: hehe
Ima: Okay, what are we going
        to do?
Scott: Turn them off
Ima: Yeah, they do look
        turned on!
Хлеба: Scott didn't mean that,
           did you, Scott?
Scott: They're unable to stop
Ima: Is Kzahmuh kissing
Хлеба: It looks like
           she's licking her.
Ima: Eww Gross. but she
Хлеба: Scott
Scott: What, Хлеба?
Хлеба: She likes you, Scott.
Scott: Really? It looks like
         she wants Gertrude
Хлеба: hehehe
Ima: Shut up, Хлеба! Let's stop
        this nonsense.
Хлеба: Yeah, I need my sexy
science partner back.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

This party could continue
well into... whenever
and ever...
(or forever if you prefer)
Ima: but Yavki will pop!
Anything: Me too.
Ima: haha nice one, Anything.
Anything: I should do stand-up.
Ima: That would be difficult,
         but I'd laugh. 
Хлеба: Yeah, me too. Yavki, can
    we switch topics now?
Scott: Хлеба, there's  a whole
    building out there...
Хлеба: Whole universe?
Scott: that too, yeah!
Хлеба: ok, I just want um...
(thinking) about 5 pieces of pies,
well big slices, I'll start with five.
Ima: You and Anything
    are hard to please, Хлеба.
Хлеба: Yeah, I'm a
Ima: Superhero
Хлеба: no, a princess.
Ima: hehehe Хлеба ...
Хлеба: Are those all restaurants
in that slowly spinning building,
Scott: Yes, Хлеба. It will stop
  spinning around when we go to eat.
Ima: What kind of food?
Scott: More cakes, cookies and
pies, candy, waffles, shakes, and...
Ima: I hope Anything can figure
out how to reverse Travaia's
thing she did to Kzahmuh and
Gertrude so we can go out for
more desserts...
Уовгитьчамыща: It's not just
Ima, it's
cakes for

Tuesday, January 09, 2018

The Cool Shadow: 
 That was some kinda
 waffle, Scott.
Ima: A 2017 favorite
Хлеба: but what?
Ima: Will this start
a space race?!
Kzahmuh: We can only hope..
Хлеба: Hope for what?
Kzahmuh: Anything is fast enough
   to beat any starship.
Ima: And Anything has an
        opinion on everything.
Хлеба: Really?
Ima: Yes, he does
Kzahmuh: He?
Хлеба: he he he
Ima: Knock it off, guys.
Kzahmuh: Where's Gertrude?
Ima: She told me there are
        several dresses, so I think
        she's putting on another dress.
Уовгитьчамыща: Mmm Wuhmm tnich                                mmnWuhmmtnichwah...
Ima: he he Yavki, still eating little cakes?
Scott: Yeah! She's happy. Ha ha.
Ima: What would she eat if it really
         was her birthday?
Хлеба: Yeah! It would be scary.
Ima: That's funny, Хлеба.
Kzahmuh: Yeah. Yavki loves cake.
Хлеба: Hey, where's Travaia?
Ima: Is that her over there, looking
        at all those cookies?
Kzahmuh: I'll go see if she's alright.
Хлеба: Wow! There's Gertrude!
Ima: The Cookies Dress is stunning.
Уовгитьчамыща: She's gorgeous!
Ima: What's Kzahmuh doing?!
Хлеба: Ha ha ha
  I thought you
  liked guys.
Ima: Why is she
licking Gertrude's
Хлеба: What's going
on anyway?
wait! What's
Gertrude doing with
that gun?
Ima: She's
just using that
    to put frosting 
        on the
  Travaia, no!
  Scott: Travaia
has an anti-gun
device to stop
a shooter from
shooting at
   Ima: Good 
      shot, Travaia
      but now 
      and Kzahmuh
         look funny
      in suspended animation.
  Хлеба: Technology of the future is here.

Tuesday, January 02, 2018

Sunday, December 31, 2017

M: What's this, Uladocha?
U: I don't know, Meirohma. It could be a conversation, but it doesn't make any sense.
M: and what's that in your hand?
U: It's a laype or it has a Yakhoyan spelling, or it looks similar to bread in Russian.
M: hehe What does it do?
U: this
M: oh my gosh, what are you doing?
U: trying to figure out how far above the planet surface we are... Wait, what's that over there?
M: it looks like some spinning building, says something about cakes and cookies, and hehehe Yavkitchmitcha.
U: very funny
M: now who would say someone was wearing cookie dough and frosting on their face because she didn't know how to put on makeup?
U: Yeah, that's strange. Do you want to stop and eat cake and cookies?
M: Sure, I'm hungry and I'll eat anything about now.