Thursday, September 14, 2017

Уовгитьчамыща: I wish pies the best then, Хлеба, because I know how much you love pies.

Хлеба: Yeah, I do but I share some with you, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: Thanks. I'll eat a pie or two. Lol

Travaia: Уовгитьчамыща, did you bring me some fries too, I can smell them and I'm hungry.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, I did Travaia but I think they're gone. How come you didn't get any fries?

Travaia: Maybe I was getting ready to go out.

Kzahmuh: She was putting on lipstick to get Scott's attention.

Хлеба: he he he... Yes, she was busy being a girl.

Ima: Did I have to be the serious one this time?

Kzahmuh: Lol, Ima. You're always goofing off, but we welcome your help.

Ima: Anything wanted to go out and

Kzahmuh: Yeah, we figured that out, but where are we going? We worked together or we thought about how fun it would be to go for candy and pies...

Scott: Yes, we did and

Ima: Waffles, too? Remember, Scott, that you and I wanted to look for a waffle planet even though we said it probably didn't exist.

Travaia: That's funny!

Ima: What's funny, Travaia? We were laughing at how you're trying hard to get Scott's attention, but I have it, his attention, that is.

Travaia: Yeah, I think you did but now...

Хлеба: now you're the new Ima? maybe that's what you were going to say.

Ima: he he he, Хлеба.

Kzahmuh: So then, Хлеба, who will Ima act like.

Хлеба: maybe you, Kzahmuh, we'll have to wait and find out.

Kzahmuh: oh no, that is bad idea.

Ima: Let's just be who we are and have some fun!

Уовгитьчамыща: So then, where are we going to have fun?

Travaia: I still want some fries.

Уовгитьчамыща: We have to find out where our very own Anything is going and meet them there.

Ima: Okay, I'll tell them and this Anything, who is my friend, to go to... where did you say you bought the food that you brought back here, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: It's the place we went before.

Ima: Oh yeah, okay, (off to the side and speaking to Anything: let's go to the restaurant we talked about and then we'll look for pies and candy after that.)

Anything: OK, got it.

Ima: Landing!!!

Travaia: Landing? Already?! I gotta fix my makeup...

Хлеба: he he he...

Friday, September 01, 2017

Travaia: Wake up, Scott.

Scott: What's going on? Are we moving?

Travaia: Yeah! 
Do you like how I look with my new makeup? You can invite me out on a date now!

Scott: Yeah? we're going somewhere?

Travaia: A nice romantic, candlelight dinner for two?

Scott: I meant Anything... Are we in the air?

Travaia: Sort of, you didn't ask me out yet.

Ima: Travaia, I knew you'd be trying to get Scott away from me.

Travaia: Not forever, just right now. He's fun! When he's not asleep on the bedroom beach in Anything.

Scott: Is Anything taking us somewhere?

Ima: Yeah, Anything said it wanted to go out for some fun.

Scott: This Anything said that to you, Ima?

Travaia: Where are we going?

Ima: We couldn't decide but the way both Anythings make decisions in space involve multiple simultaneous comparisons, we also have some ways to deal with any kinds of problems... well, we thought about going out for waffles, and then candy and pies, also shakes and fries...

Travaia: pies? oh, that's fun! Am I your little pie, Scott?

Scott: What?

Хлеба: ow oog ikh

Scott: Hi Хлеба. What?

Хлеба: Oh nothing. but yes, I hope we can go out for pie.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Anything: Do

The Cool Shadow: I didn't drink
                               many shakes today!

Ima: How many?

The Cool Shadow: Only 5

Ima: Five?

The Cool Shadow: Yes! They were
                               5 for $5 (dollars)

Ima: Full?

The Cool Shadow: Yes. Am I seeing things?

Хлеба: Things, Cool, what things?

The Cool Shadow: Anythings

Хлеба: Our Anything couldn't wait for us to get back and

Ima: Anything missed us, and this
        girl who looks like me is a jerk, and

Хлеба: Oh no!

Ima: What?

Хлеба: Look!

Kzahmuh: haha cute!

Ima: um hehe

Travaia: Am I your little pie, Scott?

Хлеба: ow oog ikh

Travaia: What was that, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Words in my language you 
             don't want to know or hear.

Уовгитьчамыща: Ladies, are we ready
                            to go out?

Ima: but we're already eating the food 
        you bought for us. Thanks.

Уовгитьчамыща: I know what
                            you're thinking.

Ima: What?

Уовгитьчамыща: That Anything wants
                   to go out on the town, so

Ima: OK and?

Уовгитьчамыща: Our Anything... we
did some thinking and came up with
a way to transport Anything to
this universe

Anything: Do

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Kzahmuh: Scott, sorry that took so long.

Scott: How come it took that long, were you getting Something Else or something different?

Kzahmuh: No, it was Ima...

Scott: She just left and went to the bathroom, then I think she was looking for Уовгитьчамыща and Уовгитьчамыща, and getting nervous and upset waiting for them.

Kzahmuh: She said, I can't understand what she said, actually, or what she was talking about.

Scott: What?

Kzahmuh: She didn't know me and said she was looking for me in another universe, or something like that, and she said that Уовгитьчамыща is captain...

Scott: Well, you are from another universe, this one, and I've been considering Уовгитьчамыща for

Хлеба: Can we look at this new way to bring up our notes from what we did? I want to get in the mood for pies. Oh hi, Kzahmuh, what's going on in The Other Room?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure, Хлеба, and for a change I can say I'm scared.

Хлеба: Scared? Scared of what?

Kzahmuh: Ima. Well, one of us needs to get more sleep.

Хлеба: Ima's just having fun!

Kzahmuh: yeah, I know. What's this?

Хлеба: It's so what can see everything we've done already 

Kzahmuh: and we could put that in our devices for time, space, and crossing over to the parallel universe and back.

Scott: I haven't seen what you are working on... what's this, for example?

Хлеба: sure, I can show you, Scott. This is a recent time we were talking:

хлеба: I want pies to the Scott power.
kzahmuh: I want my candy and Scott.
travaia: I'm happy. Scott, yum!
scott: where are we going?
Ima: our space/universe ship is very cool.
Anything: I wanna have some fun!

Scott: yeah, that's great but why

Хлеба: I thought I heard someone whisper 

Kzahmuh: I didn't hear it but it could be that someone is ringing the doorbell. It's kind of old-fashioned and futuristic style, too.

Хлеба: cool. 

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi everybody! We're back  with food!

Уовгитьчамыща: Where is everyone else? Oh no! I forgot they were going to meet me.

Kzahmuh: Did you girls get together with someone else? We were waiting for you.

Уовгитьчамыща: No, we didn't. 

Kzahmuh: Ima has been kind of strange.

Уовгитьчамыща: What?

Хлеба: She probably just misses you or she was getting hungry.

Kzahmuh: Ima, is that you?

Scott: yeah, that's her. Ima, Уовгитьчамыща and Уовгитьчамыща are here now and they have the food.

Ima: Just a minute, Scott.

Ima: Try not to go too fast, but NOW GO, GO, GO Anything.

Anything: What's that below? It looks like me, but I'm up in the air...

Ima: Don't worry, Anything, we're going out on the town and have some fun!

Anything: This is fun!

Kzahmuh: What's going on? We're moving! Where is everyone else? I'm going to look outside and see what's going on...

Хлеба: I can see on this screen everything around Anything, and I see that

Kzahmuh: what?

Хлеба: We're in the air and Anything is moving in the direction of 

Kzahmuh: the direction of what?

Хлеба: Town

Kzahmuh: Where's Travaia?

Хлеба: In the bathroom, putting makeup on to show Scott.

Kzahmuh: hahaha Ima will be upset.

Ima: about what?

Kzahmuh: What's going on? Why is Anything in the air?

Ima: I don't know.

Хлеба: Where's The Cool Shadow?

Ima: already in Town, drinking shakes

Kzahmuh: already? Ima, you think we can land this in town?

Хлеба: I need to show you something on this screen, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: That looks like Anything.

Ima: I don't know where we're going.

Kzahmuh: Ask your captain. She's right over there.

Ima: captain? I don't have a captain.

Ima: but I do.

Ima: Who are you? You look exactly like me.

Ima: Yes. oh, there's your Scott, I do like him

Ima: No you don't!

Ima: I'll be over there for a few

whee-ohh umallpaka

Хлеба: Did anyone hear that sound?

Ima: No, but I'm angry 

Friday, August 04, 2017

my research to prepare for Kzahmuh and Хлеба happy Candy and Pie Days

The teenager I meant was... well, if you actually know me, and understand, um lawn rolling? haha and Reese's Snack Size Peanut Butter Cup toss and catch, yeah! and of course Mermaid Barbie.

Thursday, August 03, 2017


I like this song and wish it was on the radio. It's better than many of the songs on 103.5 KISSFM which is one of the radio stations I listen to sometimes.

Teenager, and yes I mean you, I think you can listen to this song but ask that person who tells you what to do. LOL

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Ima: Scott, what are you doing?

Scott: Oh we're wondering what you were doing? We were talking about having a Pie Day and a Candy Day.

Ima: Wow! Those will be fun days!

Scott: Yeah, they will but we wanted to know what you think.

Ima: Sure, I love that, but I have to tell you something...

Scott: What?

Ima: Anything wants to

Хлеба: Hi guys!

Ima: Hi Хлеба
Come a little closer, we can't hear you.

Scott: What were you saying, Ima?

Ima: Anything wants to go out.

Хлеба: What? How do you... Where?

Ima: to town. Anything is bored and wants to go out and do something.

Хлеба: Being a spaceship isn't enough?
I'm sorry, Anything is a space and time travel ship

Ima: Yes. but I understand

Хлеба: Understand what? How would you know what Anything wants?

Ima: and needs. 

Scott: Hey, where did Kzahmuh go?

Хлеба: She had to go back to The Other Room to get something?

Ima: Do you mean Something or something?

Хлеба: Actually, it's Something Else.

Ima: Something Else?

Хлеба: Yeah, as in, Is that a phone? No, it's something else... or capitalized as Something Else.

Ima: ok, I see.

Meanwhile in The Other Room.


Kzahmuh: What's that loud noise?!!

Kzahmuh: Is that Something Else? Oh, hmm I'm talking to myself. Whatever.

Kzahmuh: (talking in almost a whispering voice) The lights flashing green, and that means GO!!!

Kzahmuh: Ok I guess I should push right Here! No, that's not it. I wonder if Уовгитьчамыща will answer if I call?


Kzahmuh: There's that loud noise again. Hmm...


Kzahmuh: What was that sound? I can almost taste that noise and it's a bright blue but smells just like...

Ima: Who are you? Where is our captain?

Kzahmuh: What are you talking about, Ima? We don't have a captain. And why did you ask "Who are you?"

Ima: Because I've never seen you before... are you transgender?

Kzahmuh: What? You know that I am a transgender girl because I told you before, Ima.

Ima: I've never met you before... wait a minute, you're Kzahmuh, like the Kzahmuh we've been looking for in the other universe...
Where's our captain?

Kzahmuh: I don't know what you mean.

Ima: Уовгитьчамыща
Where is she?
She told us to meet her here.

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Meirohma: Уовгитьчамыща, I'm happy we're working together. This is an amazing...

Uladocha: What's this?

Meirohma: I don't know, Уовгитьчамыща.

Uladocha: Please, call me Uladocha.

Meirohma: I don't know, Uladocha. It could be um, song titles?

Uladocha: this seems to be from 2016?

Meirohma: has this been entered, is it a document or are we viewing a transmission or what was going on at that time?

Uladocha: And that is a very good question. and I want to know where this took place and if it's important for us and our mission.

Meirohma: Ok let me look on this side... no, I don't see anything on this page or screen...

Uladocha: Oh wait, here it is: is this on Earth? Anything
Have you ever heard of this place?

Meirohma: Yeah, it says Scott McLean

Uladocha: I can see it:  

Scott McLean
Nonexistent Reality
Boletus Transportus

Meirohma: oh, look down a bit haha do you think they've been watching us, too? It says something about Wonder Woman...

Uladocha: Takes Over?

Meirohma: ha ha ha this time viewer is funny!

Uladocha: yeah, haha I'm getting hungry...

Sunday, July 09, 2017

Miley Cyrus at the top "Malibu" is #1

Pop Songs Top 10 - first half of 2017
1. Miley Cyrus, Malibu
2. Scott McLean, The Andy Griffith Show, Returns with Last Time On The Andy Griffith Show, Starring Eddie Murphy
3. Kygo, Selena Gomez, It Ain't Me
4. Bruno Mars, That's What I Like
5. Conan Gray, Idle Town
6. FROST*, Numbers
7. Ed Sheeran, Castle On The Hill
8. The Weeknd, I Feel It Coming ft. Daft Punk
9. Hey Violet, Break My Heart
10. Katy Perry, Swish Swish ft. Nicki Minaj
10. HAIM, Want You Back

Note: This is my list and my opinion. Tie at #10 which means there are 11 songs.

Friday, July 07, 2017

Do you ever wonder who you are?

No. Should I?

I'm not sure, but I'm glad they chose us to work together, and go to...

What's that loud noise?!

Meirohma: I'm not sure. Maybe um...

Uladocha: the Kzahmniya. This might cause insomnia.

Meirohma: haha Uladocha... Can I ask you something?

Uladocha: Yeah, as long as we can keep going to the future and get the newest and best one of these devices so we can get back to the past and...

Meirohma: I was just going to say you have such a pretty name! Where did you get it? 

Uladocha: thanks. haha My mother gave me the name, but it's not my name.

Meirohma: What's you name? Wonder Woman?

Uladocha: No, I didn't really do that much...

Meirohma: You saved some teenagers and that was wonderful!

Uladocha: Yeah, they're okay and that is what's important.

Meirohma: So then, what's our next stop, and you still haven't told me your real name?

Uladocha: We're going to Yakhoya and the year 2024 to see if... what's this name?

Meirohma: It looks like it says Kzahmuh

Uladocha: if Kzahmuh's device to pinpoint the past and transport us there is in the store, oh yeah and my name is Уовгитьчамыща. And you can say Yavkitchamitcha.

Thursday, July 06, 2017


Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Scott: I want to visit a planet that's very sweet

Ima: And hope it's ok to eat

Scott: We will love while we have a slice of pie

Хлеба: If you eat mine I will cry

Kzahmuh: Don't worry Хлеба, we won't eat yours

Уовгитьчамыща: Do I have to rhyme or can I just say my name and bringing you the beat?

Ima: And Scott, like your song where you sing "The universe ends with a zombie?"

Хлеба: Or I like Scott's song about a crow and it's fast food bag with a dress map on it?

Scott: How did you know those songs, girls? 

The Cool Shadow: Yeah yeah, haha I want to go where it's all shake, yeah all shake every minute of every day.

Уовгитьчамыща: Wow! That's lots of shakes.

Хлеба: And it's all because of 

Ima: Anything

Kzahmuh:  I want to say it

Scott: Sure, Kzahmuh

 Kzahmuh: Anything