Tuesday, August 09, 2016

Ima: Whaaattt?!! Oh you're so sexy Kzahmuh. 

Kzahmuh: Thanks Ima. I was out shopping and...

Хлеба: nice swimsuit Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: I bought a swimsuit because we're going to the beach.

Хлеба How come you knew but I didn't?

Ima: We wanted to surprise you Хлеба.

Kzahmuh: What do you think Scott will think of my swimsuit, Ima?

Ima: grrrrr... (Ima thinking: I thought this was going to be fun. Hmm... competition)

Saturday, August 06, 2016

Ima: Hi Хлеба
         How are You?

Хлеба: Great! I'm going to the Love Planet with you. Where's everybody else?

Ima: Scott said we're going to the beach but it's in his bedroom in Anything, our time and space travel vehicle.

Хлеба: I love the beach. 

Ima: Me too. I think they are getting ready and it's a party for you because you told us you were going with us to the Love Planet. 

Хлеба: thanks

Ima: but Scott's mine.

Хлеба: yours?!

Ima: Okay well, he kissed me when we had a shake together.

Хлеба: So, I'm thinking he really liked that shake.

Ima: yes, he does like shakes.

Хлеба: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said it that way.

Ima: thanks, and I know he has been with  Уовгитьчамыща for a long time.

Хлеба: How long?

Scott: Hi Хлеба. Hi Ima. 

Хлеба Hi Scott.

Ima: Hi Scott.

Ima: When did you meet Уовгитьчамыща, Scott?

Scott: It was about a year ago.

Scott: Why?

Ima: No reason.

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Ima.

Ima: Hi Уовгитьчамыща

Monday, August 01, 2016

Хлеба: Hi. I'm going to the Love Planet.

Thursday, July 14, 2016

"Take Me to Heaven" #1 for the second time

It was the top song on the first-half rock songs list too.
Top 10 Pop Songs list - first half of 2016

1. Filter, Take Me to Heaven
2. ZAYN, Pillowtalk
3. Rihanna, Kiss It Better
4. Meghan Trainor, NO
5. Marvin Muhammad & Gracia Andrea, Polar Bear
6. Rihanna, Work ft. Drake
7. Kevin Gates, 2 Phones
8. Zara Larsson, MNEK - Never Forget You
9. The Chainsmokers, Don't Let Me Down ft. Daya
10. Fifth Harmony, All In My Head (Flex) ft. Fetty Wap

Note: This is my list and my opinion.
Now for music, then I need to know if Хлеба is going with us to the love planet.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Хлеба: Hiiiiiiiii

Ima: Hi Хлеба. Are you going with us to the love planet?

Хлеба: yes but i've been there before.

Ima: really?


Ima: What did you say?

Хлеба: I was thinking.

Ima: thinking what?

Хлеба: I'll tell you later. but why is everything we're saying black and white now?

Ima: it's sure not in honor of newspapers.

Хлеба: Hiiiiiiiii

Ima: Hi Хлеба. Are you going with us to the love planet?

Хлеба: yes but i've been there before.

Ima: really?

Ima: wait, what's wrong, I think we're in one of those spaced-out time warps Scott warned us about. Conversation loops are a very bad sign. Love loops would be fun though.

Хлеба: Mmm love loops

Friday, June 24, 2016

Уовгитьчамыща: Hello. My name is Уовгитьчамыща. What's your name?

My name is Kzahmuh. Nice to meet you.

Ima: My name is Ima

Kzahmuh: Hi Ima. Scott told me you're going to the Love Planet...

Ima: Yeah, that's Center.

Уовгитьчамыща:and that's right too but yes, that's Center.

Kzahmuh: What's Center?

Ima: the Love Planet

Kzahmuh: that'll be fun!

Ima: Yeah! You're sure pretty Kzahmuh!

Kzahmuh: thanks, I'm a transgender girl.

Ima: Transgender girl? Are you still in school?

Kzahmuh: Yes and no. I go to a parallel university...

Ima: Where?

Kzahmuh: A parallel universe.

Ima: How do you know Scott? (Ima looks jealous.)

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure but he said he was dreaming when...

Ima: Yeah okay, he's bothered by the news. Me too and...

Kzahmuh: What Ima, you wanted the Warriors to win the NBA title?

Ima: No Kzahmuh, I like the Cavaliers.

Kzahmuh: Oh you mean the mass shooting at that nightclub. Yeah, I'm sad too and I guess all of our minds and hearts came together, and Scott somehow found me in a parallel universe and I wanted to comfort him and also go with you to make the Love Planet a world where everyone is loved and no one is threatened or hurt.

Ima: I'm happy you're here.

Уовгитьчамыща: Girls, we need to get some sleep.

Ima: alright Yavki

Уовгитьчамыща: Ee, what do you think we're gonna dream about tonight?

Ima: Scott dreaming about us.

Kzahmuh: that sounds like fun! Can I do that too?

Ima: Yeah! The three of us against one Scott, we'll win!

Уовгитьчамыща: No Ima, we'll all win when we get into Anything and he's with us.

Kzahmuh: I forget, what's Anything? Lingerie?

Ima: LOL Kzahmuh

Kzahmuh: Yeah, I was trying to make a joke.

Ima: I'm happy you're here in our universe, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Me too, Ima. I think I'll stay.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

хлеба could be a character if she wants to go to the love planet

Before the word мозг brain is the word лифчик bra and before that a couple of seconds earlier I think of the Russian words before and around it on the list and also хлеб bread, would that be a good character? хлеба maybe but I don't know.

Friday, June 17, 2016

Ima: We have decided to stay here on Earth.

Уовгитьчамыща: Why do I look different than you Ima?

Scott: You look like me Уовгитьчамыща only larger and you're stronger than I am.

Ima: I feel like something strange is happening to us.

Scott: We're sad, Ima, and we're emotionally down because of the shootings that evil guy did in that gay nightclub.

Уовгитьчамыща: Now I'm feeling blue too Scott and really sad and like the world is terrible. And I've lost my strength and size.

Scott: It is strange Ima, when someone kills so many innocent people. Don't worry Уовгитьчамыща, you look strong and it was just the size of your name. You are a great superhero.

Ima: I'm not sure I want to stay here on Earth, guys. 

Уовгитьчамыща: Wow! I'm feeling better.

Ima: Not me

Уовгитьчамыща: You will

Scott: Ima, Let's talk about something else.

Ima: Okay, Scott and I were talking about something funny.

Уовгитьчамыща: a joke?

Scott: No Уовгитьчамыща, we were talking about

Ima: Butts


Scott: What are you thinking?

Уовгитьчамыща: About Butts?


Уовгитьчамыща: Is this going to be like a spinoff?

Scott: a new series?

Уовгитьчамыща: Well, I guess that's what I'm saying.

Ima: Oh we changed colors Scott.

Scott: Does that matter?

Ima: No. I like this color. Just having a hard time seeing what I'm saying.

Уовгитьчамыща: LOL

Scott: Yeah, for sure. Wait, I'll make it easier to see.

Ima:Oh that's not much better.

Scott: Oops wait a minute...

The Cool Shadow: Hey, I can't see what you're saying. But I can feel it.hahaha

Ima: Hi Cool Shadow

The Cool Shadow:That's The Cool Shadow to you Ima.


Уовгитьчамыща:Nice one Cool

The Cool Shadow: LOL Уовгитьчамыща
Ima: Now that we know we're all funny can we get back to what we were talking about


Ima:Yeah Butts! Also Scott, make it so we can see what we're saying.

Sunday, June 05, 2016

Iced Coffee - Spring 2016

Of the Iced Coffees I had, Taco Bell was the best for Spring 2016 but I did it for two months, April and May. However, I also decided to do this for the month of April by itself and Carl's Jr. had the best Iced Coffee for that month. 

How sweet was the Iced Coffee at Taco Bell? It depended on how many sugars. The one time it had 6 and 6, and that meant six sugar and six of the creamer. That was the best Iced Coffee, but it was also good another time with 3 and 3.

I wasn't able to get to all the fast food restaurants I wanted to. Jack in the Box and McDonald's were included, but I felt that they fell out of the competition in April.

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Ima: This is from our mail of thoughts.

Scott: Oh yeah, that's interesting. Wait a minute, what is that? Is that something you and Yavki are doing.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yavki? That sounds pretty the way you say it, Scott, but remember I'm gonna protect you.

Ima: I say Yavki in a nice voice too.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes you do, Ima. You and Scott are fun to be with.

Scott: I feel up, up and can't wait for us get out of here way, way away.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, and that is what the thoughts are asking. When are you going to leave? Look down, guys.

Scott: thoughts? asking? Hmmm...down? We're moving!! 

Уовгитьчамыща: You're happy with Yavki, right?

Ima: I'm a girl, I mean I'M A LADY. LOL 

Уовгитьчамыща: LOL Ima

Ima: but you realize I'm a strong lady that aliens wouldn't want to fight with on a distant planet, or even here.

Уовгитьчамыща: You're one of us guys and also you and I are the girliest girls in the universe when we're around Scott, except for when we are kicking alien a** and being serious to get us to Where-Every and protect love and fast food. I threw that in to get some attention from a few of our hungry thought senders.

Scott: Mail of thoughts? Thought senders? And how come I don't see the ground?

Уовгитьчамыща: That's because we didn't lift off?

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Уовгитьчамыща: I wanna hang out in Anything with Ima and Scott 

Ima: cool

Scott: very

Friday, May 20, 2016

Ima: oh Scott, she's here now. The three of us are gonna have some fun!

Scott: yes we are! I'll be back in few minutes.

Уовгитьчамыща: Mmmm!!

Ima: and also I wanna hear your purr, Yavki

Уовгитьчамыща: puhrrrr puhrrrr  hehe

Ima: What are we gonna do to Scott?

Уовгитьчамыща: to or with?

Ima: ok with Scott

Уовгитьчамыща: Anything, just so it's fun!

Ima: in Anything?

Уовгитьчамыща: yeah, do anything with Scott in Anything

Ima: I'm looking backward to it

Уовгитьчамыща: forward?

Ima: no, backward because we're going to the 1990s right?

Уовгитьчамыща: maybe

Ima: you sound bored. have you already been there?

Уовгитьчамыща: No. Yeah, when we were all talking last night about who's going to do what during our trip to the far-away world Where-Every, Scott asked you if you thought the Taco Bell Dog could cook or does he just eat.

Ima: I think he likes to talk.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, I'm tired of talk and I want to have some fun!

Ima: Yeah it will be fun to have some fun!

Уовгитьчамыща: I like your logic.

Ima: So then, we're both thinking about Scott

Уовгитьчамыща: and Anything 

Ima: anything in Anything


Friday, May 13, 2016

Scott: What I meant was you know what I'm thinking and I know what you're thinking.

Ima: You wanted to go see Dolly and Wander and

Scott: and?

Ima: and have me ask Уовгитьчамыща if she took our space and time travel ship Anything back to the '90s to see if the Taco Bell Dog is coming with us.

Scott: Yes

Ima: How come the Text color and Background text color changed and words in Italic from Anything  

Scott: Anything is How

Ima: Уовгитьчамыща told me she didn't.

Scott: When did you ask her?

Ima: When we were talking before and I knew what you were thinking, I asked her.

Scott: I thought you didn't know what I was thinking.

Ima: I thought you were going to keep talking, that's what I said.

Scott: You knew what I was thinking?

Ima: I did.

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Ima: I thought you were going to keep talking

Scott: I did

Tuesday, May 03, 2016

Scott: Hi

Ima: Hi

Scott: ?you are How .Hi

Ima: What?

Scott: It's like our theme song. I just reversed Hi. How are you?

Ima: уовгитьчамыща wants to talk to you about something. 

Scott: about milkshakes?

Ima: yes but also what's that fast-moving object in that Taco Bell commercial?

Scott: I don't know. I think it's like caused by the upload or so much action in the commercial or something. And it's from the 1990's so you know, like Grunge and stuff.  

Ima: lol yeah, I love action movies.

Scott: Really?

Ima: Yeah, but Science Fiction is the best!

Scott: I remember back in the '90s sitting in the theater always hoping every movie would turn into some strange sci-fi ending.

уовгитьчамыща: I'm not back!

Ima: LOL

уовгитьчамыща: yes, of course I'm making fun of I'm back!

Scott: I'm not here.

Ima: I miss you. Where are you?

Scott: LOL I'm here.

Ima: good

уовгитьчамыща: I'm here too.

Ima: I love you.

уовгитьчамыща: I love you too. Are we back in the '90s?

Scott: no, but that would be cool.

Ima: how would anyone know?

уовгитьчамыща: know what?

Ima: If we were traveling in Anything to the '90s.

уовгитьчамыща: Isn't it for space travel?

Ima: yes, but we wanted to see if we could time travel in it.

Ima: I want to meet the Taco Bell Dog.