Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Ima: I'm very happy our waffle
       date is here at last.
Уовгитьчамыща (this universe) :
     Remember, Scott, we just write
     what the girls do and we don't
     write their lines.
Ima: I've been waiting for
       my waffle. What's going on?
       Where's Scott? I'm in love
       with him and stuff.
Ann: Where's Number Joe,
         I thought he was investigating
         the attacker?!
Waitress: Number Ima! Your
              waffle's ready!
Ima: Number Ima?
Хлеба: hahaha that's funny
Ima: not really.
Ann: What, did she run out of numbers?
Хлеба: hahaha
Waitress: 114 is where our numbers
               stop.
Хлеба: hahaha You know
            about 115, right?
Ima: Grr... my date?!! (is bad so far)
Хлеба: Don't look at me. I've only
            had 3 waffles.
Ann: And I only 
        helped her
        (eat) a little bit.

Ima: Is this episode 
   over? I sure hope so.
Уовгитьчамыща (this universe) :
   Good! Good! Wonderful!
   See, Scott, this is what I meant.
   She did something and you
   wrote it down.
Scott: Yeah! I get it now,
  it feels very natural.
Ima: Feel this!
Хлеба: hahaha that's funny!

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

heart LOVE
Waffle Party
+
Candy and Pies
Kzahmuh: Is it time for Candy and Pies Day yet?
Хлеба: Yes, it is! My pies plus your candy!
Ima: This is our date day.
Kzahmuh: Thanks for inviting us.
Ima: What?! It's just Scott and me and that's all.
Уовгитьчамыща: Wrong! Ima
Ima: I'm sorry, Yavki. You too.
Хлеба: Us too?
Ann: I want to go along!
Travaia: I'm back guys, like my new lipstick?
Jane or Jasmine: I helped her.
Gertrude: I came up with the idea.
Travaia: Yeah! It's great!
Waffle date lights flash love! lipstick
Ann: haha cute!
Ima: No! You'll ruin my date.
Хлеба: No. I want to do that!
Ann: That's a good outfit, Хлеба.
Хлеба: I'm not wearing anything.
Ima: Horrible!

Sunday, July 08, 2018

Kendrick Lamar, SZA travel to #1 on Pop List with hit song "All The Stars"

Pop Songs Top 10 List for the First Half of 2018

1. Kendrick Lamar, SZA, All The Stars
2. Camila Cabello, Never Be The Same
3. Ariana Grande, No Tears Left To Cry
4. Abbey Glover, I’m Cold-hearted
5. Drake, God’s Plan
6. Halsey, Alone ft. Big Sean, Stefflon Don
7. Imagine Dragons, Whatever It Takes
8. Post Malone, Psycho ft. Ty Dolla $ign
9. Nicki Minaj, Barbie Tingz
9. Zedd, Maren Morris, Grey, The Middle
10. Bazzi, Mine
10. Azealia Banks, Anna Wintour

Friday, July 06, 2018

Ariana Grande is #1


Rock Songs Top 10 List for the First Half of 2018

1. Ariana Grande, No Tears Left To Cry
2. Abbey Glover, I’m Cold-hearted
3. Camila Cabello, Never Be The Same
4. Kendrick Lamar, SZA, All The Stars
5. Three Days Grace, The Mountain
6. Judas Priest, Spectre
7. Jonathan Davis, What It Is
8. Stone Temple Pilots, “Roll Me Under”
9. BAND-MAID, DOMINATION
10. Alice In Chains, The One You Know
10. Nicki Minaj, Chun-Li
10. The Chainsmokers & Coldplay, Something Just Like This

Monday, July 02, 2018

LOVE
The Waffle Planet
#
Number Joe: What are you ladies doing?!!
Ima: Doing? Oh, finally! You're here officer.
Number Joe: Finally?! I've been here for 45 mins.
   or at least a half hour. In the other room, there.
   waiting to get a waffle. This is the waffle planet
   isn't it? uh huh haha
Ima: Aren't you going to ask me if I'm okay
 and who did it? Someone tried to hurt me
 and my friend stopped them.
Number Joe: Is this the weapon?
Ima: Yes, I think so, but I don't know where
 he, she, or it is...
Number Joe: This weapon looks like its from
 a science fiction movie I saw once. But
 it was a long time ago.
Ima: Okay, but do something.
Number Joe: I was going to do something.
Ima: What?
Number Joe: Eat a waffle.
Ima: Oh boy, this is a big mistake.
Ann, tell him what happened.
Ann: Hi. officer, my name is Ann.
      Someone came up from behind us and
      tried to hurt my friend. And I
      protected her. Then, we couldn't figure
      out where he, she, or it went, the
      person vanished.
Ima: Yeah, we were looking at him
    and then he or she disappeared.
Number Joe: Did you get a look at his, or
     her, face?
Ima: No, it was fuzzy or no specific
     or easy to see facia face features.
Number Joe: I'm getting hungry.
  Where's the waitress?
I'm over here. Just taking a break.
Ima: ha ha She's eating a waffle!
   Good for her! Me too!

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Yavkitchamitcha Ima Scott Superhero Shake Tuesday June 19 2018 4 39 PM

Superhero Shake
Yavkitchamitcha Ima Scott

Superhero Shake

 

Saturday, June 23, 2018

Scott: oh wow! I'm first. Hey, there he is.

The Cool Shadow: Yeah, it's me, the real me.

Scott: Which one isn't the real you, Cool?

The Cool Shadow: Just kidding, Scott.

Travaia: I like the way you're dressed, Scott dear.

The Cool Shadow: Do you like how I'm dressed, Travaia?

Travaia: Yeah, I guess but

The Cool Shadow: Scott, Ima said

Travaia: Ima? She's right over there. And she looks mad or maybe she's just getting full.

The Cool Shadow: You interrupted me, Travaia.

Travaia: Sorry, Cool.

The Cool Shadow: So then, Scott am I a superhero?

Scott: um I think you are a superhero.

The Cool Shadow: Are you?

Scott: a superhero?

The Cool Shadow: yeah!

Scott: I'm a writer and I have a good imagination.

The Cool Shadow: Wow! haha me too.

Scott: but I don't know if I'm a

Whack! pow! swish!

Ima: I heard a bunch of noise and oh delicious Scott! nice clothes! This really will be a date!
Who's that?

The Cool Shadow (looking in his large pocket mirror) : It's me! How do you like the way I look?

Ima: No, Cool, I meant who is that on the floor? Hey! Grab him! He's fading like the guy or thing that Ann was holding until the police get here.

Scott: Is that the police, Ima?

The Cool Shadow: They look like

Ima (with a sad face): the police from an old TV comedy.

The Cool Shadow: I saw you in my "Cool is handsome" mirror, Scott.

Scott: What?!

The Cool Shadow: You saved me.

Scott: about that, Cool, I did bring you a new shake and sometime if there aren't too many bad guys trying to stop us or, you know, if there aren't too many waffles to eat, or something, I'll post a picture of the shake.

The Cool Shadow: What do you call it?

Scott: a shake.

The Cool Shadow: specifically

Ima: yeah, Scott, I'll try it on our date.

Scott: sure, Ima.

Ima: what's the name of it?

Scott: Superhero Shake

Ima: Wow! Great name!

Scott: well, it's a superhero shake but there could be many different kinds, I don't know.

The Cool Shadow: I want to try it. Hey! That guy on the floor! He's gone!

Ima: He disappeared like the other one!

The Cool Shadow: do you think they're working together to stop us from eating waffles?

Ima: maybe! but they better not stop my date with Scott, because I'm fast.

Yavki: You sure are, Ima.

Ima: oh hi, Yavki.

Yavki: How do you like being in charge, Ima?

Ima: I like it.

Yavki: Okay, I decided that I'll take over again. I want the three of us to have fun on "our" date.

Ima: Yes, Yavki.




 

Monday, June 18, 2018

Ann: I love Scott now, too.

Ima: What kind of love?

Ann: Just love, love…

Ima: ok, no it’s not

Ann: I’m kidding, Ima.

I know you love him.

Ima: Yes. I do. thanks Ann.

Ann: Sure, buddy.

Ima: Yeah! We’re buddies.

Ann: He told us to eat now,

When will he get here.

Ima: I don’t know, the speaker

on the phone wasn’t working.

Ann: I gotta hold this character

until the police get here.

Ima: Yeah, character is right.

who or what is it?

Ann: I don’t know, Ima.

Ima: Where did he go?

Ann: I don’t know,

He’s gone. Huh?!

Ima: Now I’m mad!

Ann: Me too!

Хлеба: Mwyah Mmyuh Mmyuh…

Ima: Good waffle,

Хлеба?

Хлеба: Yeah! It is!

Have some!

Let’s share, Yum!

Chew gah beesha!!!

Monday, June 11, 2018

Scott proposes
that we eat waffles now
on/in The Waffle Planet
restaurant.
Ima: Did he say he's gonna propose?
        to me?
Уовгитьчамыща: Waffles, Ima.
     He said let's eat.

 

Monday, June 04, 2018

Хлеба: Where's Scott? Is he with the other me, better not be.

Ima: What, Хлеба? He said we're going to eat pretty soon, or something, but I thought he was asking me to marry him.

Хлеба: Really? no, you're confused. maybe hungry, or   
                                                                             







 

Friday, May 18, 2018

Ann: Ima, since we're waiting I'm glad I brought you this as a gift.

Ima: What is it?

Ann: A bag of cookies.

Хлеба: oh cookies! hahaha

Ann: why funny?

Ima: You wouldn't believe it, we just finished fighting cookies.

Ann: You fight cookies, I recommend eating them.

Ima: These cookies were big and mean and

Kzahmuh: They weren't really real cookies, they were

Ann: What?

Kzahmuh: I'm still not sure but they could be the product of an experiment by a mad scientist or an evil genius.

Ann: okay

Travaia: Look who's here!

Ima: oh huh? she's wearing green, wow! that's a cute hat, or is it a hairstyle?

Ima: hi. how are you, Ima?

Ima: I'm fine, Ima. How are you?

Ima: I'm okay. Nice to see me again. I mean nice to see you again.

Travaia: haha

Ima: Travaia, stop it!

Travaia: OK and look!

Ima: Wow! so pretty!

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi. I'm back! Did you miss me?

Ima: Yes, Уовгитьчамыща. We missed you! How are you doing today?

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm okay, and I feel pretty good. We landed your Anything, but I think Хлеба is bringing it closer.

Ima: ah hahahah another Хлеба eee hehehe.

Хлеба: Shut up, Ima! or it's our turn, order a waffle.

Ima: I would like a blueberry waffle, with the special Hurenguleiyen syrup. ooh is that a special fruit syrup, or what?

Хлеба: yeah! I mean, it's not Yakhoyan (the word) or hmm is that a picture of the fruit?

Ima: It's kind of strange looking but beautiful. 

Kzahmuh: hey, where's Scott?

Уовгитьчамыща: Maybe he's helping Хлеба move Anything closer to this place.

Хлеба: This is The Waffle Planet and Scott is closer to that Хлеба than me and he doesn't even know her. I'm mad now.

Ima: Scott likes you, Хлеба.

Хлеба: Really?!

Ima: yeah, he does! 

POW! Whappp!!

Ima: Good punch, Ann!

Ann: Who was that?!

Kzahmuh: Let's find out.

Travaia: I don't see anyone.

Kzahmuh: What happened to my invisible armor suit?

Travaia: I don't know.

Kzahmuh: You got it back from Jane or Jasmine?

Travaia: Yeah!

Kzahmuh: And?

Travaia: I put it down.

Хлеба: Why can't we see him at all?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure, maybe he or it found the other setting.

Хлеба: What other setting?

Kzahmuh: Completely invisible.

Хлеба: When's that useful.

Kzahmuh: When you don't want to be seen or detected, or

Хлеба: or what?

Kzahmuh: you're having a bad hair day, for example.

Хлеба: hahaha

Kzahmuh: Order, Хлеба!

Хлеба: I'll take whatever that fruit with the strange name is and a glass of that fruit juice.

Worker: Don't you want a waffle?

Хлеба: Yes, I'm sorry. I want the fruit on the waffle or the way you make it.

Worker: next, please!

Ima: I'm beginning to see who that is and I don't like it.

Ann: Who is it?

Ima: or What?

Kzahmuh: It's a Cookie!

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi everybody! What's going on? What happened?!

Ima: First, Уовгитьчамыща, I want to say you look beautiful in that dress. Wow!

Уовгитьчамыща: but who is that on the floor?

Ima: guess?

Уовгитьчамыща: You're still in charge, Ima, so tell me.

Ima: It's a Cookie! Ann punched the Cookie, but she gave us some cookies, too.

Ann: Hi Уовгитьчамыща, you're beautiful! Have a cookie!

Уовгитьчамыща: Thank you! Why can I barely see the Cookie?

Ima: It was invisible and it's becoming visible to the naked eyes right now.

Хлеба: You just wanted to say naked, Ima.

Ima: Yes I did, but maybe with a special device, new glasses invention, we could see him.

Kzahmuh: Yes. perhaps, see it, him, or her, or

Хлеба: or what? Kzahmuh

Kzahmuh: it's not a Cookie.

Хлеба: Who is it?

Kzahmuh: is it Frosting?

Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, I thought you called the Police to come and pick up Frosting and take him to a place with bars, where he can't hurt anyone again.

Ima: Yeah-uh, well I did call, but they said we'd have to handle it or something like that.

Уовгитьчамыща: So, do you think this is Frosting?

Ima: I don't know.

Уовгитьчамыща: Make sure he doesn't have any guns or weapons of any kind.  And

Ima: And what?

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm getting hungry. It's your party, Ima! Happy Waffle Planet Day! Let's eat!

Ima: I hope Waffle Planet Day lasts for a long time, and that we can eat many delicious waffles!

Хлеба: Amen! and Yum!








Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Хлеба: Wow! What a big menu and many different waffles!

Ima: I thought this was my date.

Хлеба: with?

Ima: with Scott. What's wrong with you.

Хлеба: you

Ima: what?

Хлеба: nothing.

Scott: what's 

Ima: what's what, Scott, is this our date now because Хлеба and everyone else, they're just distracting from us and waffles.

Scott: They're here to eat waffles.

Kzahmuh: Yeah! It's The Waffle Planet!!! Why are you guys arguing? There's plenty for all of us.

Ima: but the love is limited.

Kzahmuh: LOL Ima, what?

Ima: Scott

Kzahmuh: Scott what?

Ima: I thought he was taking me there on a date.

Kzahmuh: It is a date and you're the person of honor.

Ima: Superhero of honor.

Kzahmuh: Okay then, I agree.

Ima: thanks

Kzahmuh: Hey Хлеба, what is this on my Kzahmuh-vision past&future device?

Хлеба: What's what on what?

Kzahmuh: I see like more than one version of what happened tonight while we were waiting for Ann.

Хлеба: And? Maybe it's a malfunction of your device or something.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, the or something sounds like it. because you did something, right?

Хлеба: What I did was the right thing to do because I didn't have another choice.

Kzahmuh: Do nothing?

Хлеба: Like what Scott wrote, create... care, or something like that, but I'm hungry.

Kzahmuh: huh?! I was dead?

Хлеба: You or perhaps someone just like you or who looks like you from here.

Kzahmuh: You mean from THERE, there, or there...
I'm from here, this parallel universe.

Хлеба: but what if that death altered everything.

Kzahmuh: for me and my life? then I guess I wouldn't be hungry for a waffle right now?

Travaia: hey guys, there's a bunch of kids here, let's let them go ahead of us in line and can we eat in that other room?

Ima: it's gonna be too crowded in there for a date.

Travaia: who's going on a date, I thought this was a waffle party.

Ima: yes, apparently is it. (sad face)

Wednesday, May 09, 2018

Ima: this is the worst sleep ever, i thought we were going to eat, oh is that the sunlight, good it's morning! Finally! Where have you been, Travaia? 

Travaia: Nowhere, Ima, just kind of out doing some things.

Ima: At night?

Travaia: Well, yeah I did.

Ima: What?!

Travaia: Let's go for a walk.

Ima: Scott isn't paying attention to me and I'm upset, and I'm bored too.

Kzahmuh: Hi Ima. 

Ima: Did you see her yet?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Ima: that other Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: don't worry, you'll see.

Ima: see what?

Travaia: Kzahmuh, we're going to go for a walk.

Kzahmah: ok, I'll join you.

Ann: Hi Ima. What were you guys doing in there? Where's Scott?

Ima: He went to see where our own Anything and they are.

Ann: Who are they?

Ima: You'll see. The girl that looks like me. I'm so sad.

Ann: Why? oh I was going to tell you

Kzahmuh: No, Ann. Scott's going to

Ima: What is Scott going to do, Kzahmuh, say he doesn't like me!?

Kzahmuh: No, nothing like that, Ima. He likes you...

Хлеба: Hi Kzahmuh, it's ready! or at least I think it's ready...

Уовгитьчамыща: What's wrong, buddy?

Ima: Hi Yavki. I don't know.

Уовгитьчамыща: You're my best friend.

Ima: Really? You too, you're my best friend.

Уовгитьчамыща: so I hope you're not sad...

Хлеба: Let's go, this took a lot of work.

Kzahmuh: No, Khlebuh, don't say it.

Yavkitchamitcha: Say what?

Eemuh: Yeah, what?

Ann: C'mon let's go!

Truhvaiuh: Yeah, I like our names to see similar to how they're pronounced.

Gurtrude: What?

Jayne or Jazmin: Oh I see, our names. hehe

Thuh Coo el Shad oh: haha this is fun!

Anything: I don't know how my name should sound... but have fun, Ima. You're my best friend.

Ima: Really? Anything, I don't want to leave

Anything: We'll always be friends, right?

Ima: For sure, Anything!

Anything: I want to see The Wah

Kzahmuh: No, Anything, don't tell her!

The Cool Shadow: Yeah! What she said!

Kzahmuh: hahaha Cool, nice one!

Хлеба: Out, we have to go out now!

Anything: We're going to land closer to the Wah

Хлеба: Shhh Don't tell her, Anything!

Anything: Well, at least I'm glad you can all hear me now!

Ima: I had to share, because

Уовгитьчамыща: because you're a good person and nice girl.

Ima: No, I'm a superhero. a superhero who is one year older.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, you're a superhero, Ima. but not one year older.

Ima: Really? Thanks, Yavki!

Уовгитьчамыща: Scott's here, Ima.

Scott: Let's go outside and look over there!

a few minutes later...


Ima: What that?!

Scott: Guess.

Ima: It looks like a little planet, or something.

Scott: Yeah, let's go over there.

Уовгитьчамыща: How do you like it, Ima?

Ima: Wow! It says The Waffle Planet!!!

Хлеба: Scott said you used to talk about if there is really a waffle planet, before I knew you guys.

Kzahmuh: You're going to enjoy this restaurant, Ima, we worked on it just for you.

Хлеба: When do we get to eat our pies and candy, my science partner and inventor/friend.

Kzahmuh: As soon as Ima and Scott

Ann: Can I say it?

Kzahmuh: Sure you can, Ann.

Ann: go out on their date.

Уовгитьчамыща: then I'm going too.

Хлеба: I guess I'll have to go out with Scott when you're asleep or something.

Ima: I don't sleep much, Хлеба.



Thursday, May 03, 2018


Dear Gertrude,

your pattern applies
your beauty multiplies

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Хлеба: I think this right here will bring back your conversation and memory of it. Scott: Thanks. Ima: Yeah. Thanks, Ann is here. Хлеба: Kzahmuh made it so we can find out what really happened if someone changes stuff in the past. Always remember the good stuff, coz it's people, friends, and love. Ima: But what's this, Scott? Something for Gertrude. A few words...can I add them? Хлеба: Sure, Scott, put them at the end. Ima: THE END! Хлеба: Quit joking, Ima...


Ima: I don't feel super today, Scott, just hungry.

Scott: Yeah, I feel the same way.

Ima: What's Хлеба doing over there? She has that Kzahmuh device thing? What does that do?

Scott: I'm not sure, they can see the past and the future, I guess.

Ima: cool but is she changing something, she's turning some knobs or pushing keys or buttons, turning dials, etc. and it bothers me.

Scott: I heard you girls talking

Ima: Ann is here and we're all ready to eat.

Scott: I'm typing this up to tell Gertrude.

Ima: Oh-Kay!!

Scott: Don't get angry with me, you invited Gertrude and Jane or Jasmine to put on the fashion show for Уовгитьчамыща and we had fun.

Ima: Yes, we sure did.

Scott: So then, to Gertrude:

your pattern applies
your beauty multiplies

-------------/----------

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Ima: I don't feel super today, Scott, just hungry.

Scott: Yeah, I feel the same way.

Ima: What's Хлеба doing over there? She has that Kzahmuh device thing? What does that do?

Scott: I'm not sure, they can see the past and the future, I guess.

Ima: cool but is she changing something, she's turning some knobs or pushing keys or buttons, turning dials, etc. and it bothers me.

Scott: I heard you girls talking

Ima: Ann is here and we're all ready to eat.

Scott: I'm typing this up to tell Gertrude.

Ima: Oh-Kay!!

Scott: Don't get angry with me, you invited Gertrude and Jane or Jasmine to put on the fashion show for Уовгитьчамыща and we had fun.

Ima: Yes, we sure did.

Scott: So then, to Gertrude:

-------------/----------

Ima: Hi Scott. I don't feel super today, just hungry.

Scott: Yeah, I feel the same way.

Ima: Hey Хлеба. What are you doing? I've been waiting for Ann to show up and

Хлеба: I'm not doing much, I'm a bit upset. Scott, look at this, I'm sorry but I had to do something.

Scott: We need to go outside and see if it works. You did a great job. 

Ima: Wait! She's what?! Ann is hurt? and Kzahmuh is dead? Noooo!!!!

Scott: Let me see that... Oh no! What happened?!
              
(Ima and Scott both crying.)

Хлеба: Don't worry guys, it will be alright.

Ima: Ann and Kzahmuh got hurt by that spaceship, that's terrible, it will never be all right again. Kzahmuh is dead and Ann is injured.

Хлеба: Was! Kzahmuh was dead and Ann was injured. Not now.

Ima: What are you saying, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Maybe I shouldn't have, but I went back and changed what happened?

Scott: How did you do that?

Хлеба: Went back in time and put out a field with a landing strip for them to safely land on.

Ima: OK I'm looking out the window and don't see it.

Хлеба: Look up!

Ima: I don't see anything up above.

Хлеба: Press here on Kzahmuh's device.

Ima: Ohhh Wow! It's like magic!

Хлеба: It's real!

Ima: Where is the spaceship?

Хлеба: It lowered them to the ground, the field goes down in that area.

Ann: Hey Ima! What's going on in there? I thought we were going out to eat treats.

Хлеба: I thought you said Ann wasn't here yet.

Ima: Oh I forgot, I guess... Yeah Ann! I'll be out in a few minutes.

Scott: What's going on? I'm confused.

Хлеба: Same! I thought I had this all worked out, this is getting weird!


Sunday, April 08, 2018

Kzahmuh: Ima, Get the door.

Ima: OK who is it, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: I don't know. (exhaling in frustration)

Ima: Alright, sure!

Ann: Hi Ima. I'm so happy to finally meet you.

Ima: Hi Ann. Me too, I've been waiting for you to come.

Ima: Kzahmuh, I want you to meet my friend, Ann, she wants to be with us.

Kzahmuh: Hi Ann, I'm happy you're here. Are you from around here?

Ann: Nice to meet you. Yes, I just walked here. I wanted to tell you, when I was walking I met someone, another girl who said she was looking for you Ima, and said you like pink and black clothes

Ima: grrr...it's her. aaah I'm so mad.

Ann: what's wrong, Ima?

Ima: It's the other Ima who likes those colors.

Ann: Another Ima? This is pretty strange.

Kzahmuh: Don't worry about this, it's nothing, Ann. We're very glad you're here.

Ann: Thank you, Kzahmuh.
I understand competition, that girl who I talked to while I was walking here looked a little bit like me.

Хлеба: uht oh! 

Ann: Hi. We haven't met. My name is Ann. What's wrong.

Ima: Oh it's no big deal, universes intersect, all hell breaks loose, that kind of stuff.

Ann: How do you know that?

Хлеба: Don't worry about it, Ann, there could be trouble.

Ann: Really? That sounds fun!

Ima: My kind of girl. Yay!

Tuesday, April 03, 2018

Kzahmuh: I think there's something wrong with my Kzahmuh-vision, Хлеба.

Хлеба: What?

Kzahmuh: I don't know, but Ann was supposed to be here by around 8 p.m. and it's, well what time is it?

Хлеба: I don't know but you're right. Maybe your TV of the future is only good at seeing the past.

Kzahmuh: Whatever the problem is, let's not tell Scott and Yavkitchamitcha, they'll be upset.

Хлеба: I hope Ann is alright and she'll be here soon.

Kzahmuh: oh here comes Ima, I don't know if we should

Ima: hi. What are you two doing?

Хлеба: nothing. why?

Ima: just thought I'd ask.

Kzahmuh: Ann is late.

Ima: yeah. I'm going to call her.

Хлеба: Maybe she can meet us at those restaurants.

Kzahmuh: I still think this is strange or wrong.

Ima: What's strange or wrong?

Kzahmuh: I'll see what happened an hour ago.

Хлеба: What do you see?

Kzahmuh: It looks like, wait a minute, oh no that spaceship crash landed and

Хлеба: I'm worried, Kzahmuh.

Ima: Me too, Хлеба.

Kzahmuh: Is that, um someone walking.

Хлеба: Yes. oh and now she's sitting down...

Ima: What's that in the sky? I mean, it looks like another spaceship. It looks like the same spaceship, but it can't be.

Kzahmuh: Can I ask something, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Sure, what?

Kzahmuh: Do you think we should have come to this parallel universe?

Хлеба: Why not? It's your parallel universe, isn't it?

Ima: What are you guys talking about?

Kzahmuh: Maybe this is all part of something we did that's going to change everything

Ima: or maybe this is what's supposed to happen.

Ima: oh yeah, Scott wants to say some nice words about Gertrude, then we better get out there and figure out if Ann is out there, but I'll call her first.

Хлеба: oh there's Scott.

Ima: hi. Where's Gertrude, and Yavkitchamitcha, Travaia, Jane or Jasmine, and The Cool Shadow? 

Scott: They're getting ready to go out to eat but we're waiting for Ann.

Ima: oh okay, here's Gertrude.

Scott: I'll say it next time.

Gertrude: What?

Scott: I just wanted to say thank you for helping us!

Gertrude: Sure, anything else I can do, let me know.

Ima: Sure, anything else I can do, let me know. 

Gertrude: Why are you repeating what I said, Ima?

Хлеба: She's jealous, Gertrude, but don't worry she'll be mad at me tomorrow.

Kzahmuh: I think we really have to get out there. She could be hurt. and what, who is that

Хлеба: hahaha it's you, Kzahmuh! of course

Kzahmuh: of course, what?!

Хлеба: and Ima, is that, um is that Ann?

Ima: you mean what?

Kzahmuh: What's better than one Ann?

Ima: I don't know, what?

Kzahmuh: two

Хлеба: really?!

Kzahmuh: I don't know but we need to find out. and you're saying that's me? Talk about a bad hair day!

Ima: hehehe

Хлеба: hey, your phone is ringing, Ima.

Ima: Oh-Kay! I'll get it! Hello!

Ann: Sorry, Ima, I had to do a few things and haven't left yet. I can come in a few minutes... (conversation continues...)

Kzahmuh: One more Ann makes three.

Хлеба: hehehehehe

Kzahmuh: this is gonna be a mess.

Scott: did you ladies forget

Ima: forget what, Scott?
oh okay, Ann, I will call you back, Scott said we forgot something.

Scott: our Anything, and our friend Yavkitchamitcha from this parallel universe, and the others.

Ima: no, we didn't forget about them.

Kzahmuh: this is going to be a long night.

Хлеба: yeah! but I'm looking forward to meeting the other you, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: yeah! hahaha

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Ima: Do you guys
        think I'm cute?
        I pretty cute, right?
Хлеба: Left.
           Why are you winking
           and blinking your
           eyes?
Scott: Ima, where's Ann?
          It's getting late, and I thought
          she would be here by now.
Ima: Yeah, I'm getting nervous
        and worried.
Хлеба: It doesn't look like it.
Уовгитьчамыща: You're in charge
             right now, Ima. I thought
             you'd have this figured out.
Ima: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Gertrude: Should I get defensive
               or put on a new desserts dress...
               oh yeah, Yavki, it's for more
               than desserts only.
Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, that's right,
         and we'll be going out for breakfast
         by the time she gets here if...
Travaia: Can you kiss this better?
Ima: What is this?
Travaia: No. not you
Ima: What?! Why not me? I'm in charge
        today, umm tonight!
Travaia: I want Scott to kiss it.
             It's a battle wound. I was hit.
Kzahmuh: You had my invisible armor suit ON
                didn't you?
Travaia: Yes and No!  I did but then I gave
     it to Jane or Jasmine, and
Уовгитьчамыща: and what?
Travaia: I was hit by a
Уовгитьчамыща: What's this?!
Travaia: It's a nut !
Ima: You mean like a nut
         you put on cookies?
Jane or Jasmine: Yes! but
      I can eat them by the
      handful. Well, that and sugar.
Ima: by the handful?!
Jane or Jasmine: Yeah. It gets
      kind of messy but I don't like
      to measure.
The Cool Shadow: I'll try that with shakes next time!
Kzahmuh: Ladies, we have a problem, where's Ann?!!

Friday, March 23, 2018

heart LOVE
My Superheroes 
and to Where Every Ship
Ima: It's the Ship of Love
Scott: Yes, you're right Ima, honey.
Ima: Wow! Scott called me honey.
Уовгитьчамыща: I'm your honey too, Scott?
Scott: Yes, you're my honey, Уовгитьчамыща
Kzahmuh: He loves me even better!
Хлеба: Just like the other night, Scott?
Scott: What? Yes, I love you.
Travaia: What kind of love, Scotty dear?
        (flashing her smile and Easter egg lipstick)
Jane or Jasmine: I like your lipstick, Travaia.
       It says: C'mon baby, share my candy!
Ima: ahraa nooo, stop it!
Gertrude: You love Scott, don't you, Ima?
Ima: Yes! umm yes, I do!