Thursday, February 16, 2017

Kzahmuh: Oh I'm up in the headline, so I guess I better say something important...

Kzahmuh: Tell Ima about the thing you created, Хлеба.

Ima: Yeah, tell me, Хлеба.

Хлеба: What thing?

Ima: The thing you're keeping a secret.

Хлеба: It's not a secret.

Ima: Okay then, what is it?

Хлеба: It's to see if we're able to get along with each other.

Kzahmuh: Not exactly, Хлеба, you know it's more than that, much more.

Scott: Hi Хлеба! I thought you

Ima: can I finish your sentence, Scott?

Scott: Do you know what I'm thinking, Ima?

Ima: No, but I had a bad dream and in my dream Хлеба was upset because she thought you would wonder why she was gone so long. And that Kzahmuh and Хлеба were jealous and also they thought

Scott: thought what?

Ima: I think it's the same thing I was dreaming about, right Хлеба?

Хлеба: What thing?

Уовгитьчамыща: I hope we're not arguing unless it's about what kind of shake The Cool Shadow is going to make for us.

Kzahmuh: Can I have the last word this time too?

Scott: Sure, Kzahmuh, what?

Kzahmuh: Unbelievable!

Scott: Ok. Was that it?

Kzahmuh: Yeah




Sunday, February 12, 2017

It was sort of like evening and

we were about to discuss this thing and That and also What thing? Or maybe not, but one thing is for sure, we were all together again on the Beach in Anything, and...

Kzahmuh: Hi Scott. I missed you, so did Хлеба.

Scott: Hi Kzahmuh. What did you do?

Kzahmuh: Not much, just girl talk.

Scott: Are you sure? Ima was concerned.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, she always is, when she's not goofing around...

Scott: and around, and around...

Kzahmuh: haha Yeah, I know. She will be here in a minute.


Tuesday, February 07, 2017

Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, wake up!

Уовгитьчамыща: Are you okay, Ima?

Ima: yeah, I think so. Where are we?

Уовгитьчамыща: Here in Anything. Where's Scott?

Scott: I'm over here. What's this, some kind of gadget or something? Is it yours, Yavkitchamitcha?

Уовгитьчамыща: No. It's not mine.

Ima: It's mine, Scott.

Scott: What is it?

Ima: I'm using a similar technology to my device I use to talk like the Taco Bell Dog.

Уовгитьчамыща: Is that why you were talking in your sleep, Ima. That sure was some kind of a nap you were taking.

Ima: No. I probably was just worried about our trip.

Scott: Really? Me too. I hope That works the way it's supposed to.

Ima: Yeah, I really believe in the ability That has to help us to adapt and deal with any situation in space travel.

Уовгитьчамыща: What does that thing you have actually do, Ima?

Ima: This thing is a very special thing indeed.

Scott: and it does what?

Ima: It's for better communication with...

Уовгитьчамыща: I hear something.

Scott: Yeah, so do I.

Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, why don't you go out there and see what's going on. Hey, maybe Kzahmuh and Хлеба got back.

Scott: I can't understand what took them so long.

Ima: Yeah, I know and sure I'll find out. (Ima thinking: that dream seemed real... I don't know what Kzahmuh, um what or why would I dream that she said we have to save Wonder Woman, or maybe save Yavkitchamitcha? Save her from what?)

Уовгитьчамыща: What were you saying, Ima?

Ima: Oh, just that I'll go find out what's that sound we heard. (while walking out of the beach.)

Kzahmuh: Hi Ima. How are you?

Ima: How come it took you so much time?

Kzahmuh: Why didn't you greet me with Hi Kzahmuh...

Ima: We were waiting, and

Kzahmuh: I'm sorry, Ima. Yeah, we were doing something.

Хлеба: Hi Ima.

Ima: Okay, let me start over. Hi Kzahmuh. Hi Хлеба. How are you?

Хлеба: Fine, Ima. How are you?

Ima: I had a bad dream, and Kzahmuh, you were in it.

Kzahmuh: Really?! I'm sorry it was a bad dream, but I hope I get in one of your good dreams too. So, it was sort of like a nightmare?

Ima: Yeah, but it's daytime and on the beach when I was taking a nap.

Kzahmuh: oh the beach, let's go...

Ima: What's that thing in your hand, Хлеба?

Хлеба: What thing?






Wednesday, February 01, 2017

Ima: What is that?!

Kzahmuh: A gift wrapped door?

Ima: Well, thanks for answering my question with a question, but it looks like someone put wrapping paper over the door. But why? And let me see, what does it say?

Ima: Grrr. ou oh no, it says Wonder Woman Takes Over... I'm confused, why would Scott put something like that on the door of Anything?

Kzahmuh: Maybe he didn't but how can we save Wonder Woman or Yavkitchamitcha if we're so jealous that someone else might go out with him?

Ima: Did you me go in with him? We're still going in Anything to the Love Planet, aren't we?

Kzahmuh: I hope so. Now I'm feeling sad.

Ima: Yeah, me too.

Хлеба: Hello. Scott, Yavkitchamitcha, Ima we're back, where are you guys? Kzahmuh, I thought they would be here waiting for us.

Kzahmuh:  I'm even happy to see Ima.

Хлеба: (sits down and closes her eyes) Yeah, me too. Wow! What's all that wrapping paper on the door. It looks like it says...

Хлеба: Wonder Woman Takes Over?!

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, wake up! I thought we were going to see where they are and what they're doing.

Хлеба: Yeah, I guess I needed a nap and...

Kzahmuh: Oh wait a minute, did you leave that thoughts, dreams, and concerns sharing path on and open?

Хлеба: yeah

Kzahmuh: What?!

Хлеба: Yes, and maybe

Kzahmuh: maybe someone else is having or had the same dream?

Хлеба: I know, yeah maybe, and we're both jealous!

Anything: Yes, you're jealous!

Kzahmuh: Who said that?

Anything: I don't know but they're at the beach. Go there now!

Kzahmuh: Did you hear that voice, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Yes, and I hope it's another one of Ima's funny tricks.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, me too.




Хлеба



Monday, January 30, 2017

Meghan Trainor finishes with #1 Pop song of 2016. The reason I wrote it that way was her song "NO" was #4 for the first half and would have been #5 on my list. Then that changed.

When I was almost done comparing songs, "24K Magic" by Bruno Mars went past "Take Me to Heaven" by Filter. However, "24K Magic" hadn't been compared with "NO" and when I listened to both and thought about it, I felt "NO" should be #1. There's a getting lost story (and listening to the radio) that helps her song but I liked his song on the radio too. Maybe I'll write about what happened some other time.

"24K Magic" went into a tie with "Take Me to Heaven".
"24K Magic" went past "Take Me to Heaven" but didn't compare as well to "NO". That's how Meghan Trainor went to #1. 

Friday, January 27, 2017

2016 Pop Songs List

1. Meghan Trainor, NO 
Tie at #2
2. Filter, Take Me to Heaven 
2. Bruno Mars, 24K Magic
3. ZAYN, Pillowtalk
4. Rihanna, Kiss It Better
Note: Some songs, lyrics, music videos on YouTube and other websites and blogs are not for children. Please be careful.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Meghan Trainor finishes with #1 Pop song of 2016

This is going to be hard to explain


1. 5. Meghan Trainor, NO

2. Filter, Take Me to Heaven   tie
2. Bruno Mars, 24K Magic

3. ZAYN, Pillowtalk
4. Rihanna, Kiss It Better

5. Meghan Trainor, NO


Tuesday, January 24, 2017

It's going to be possibly the strangest

moment in Pop Music History. But let's look at it over and over again...

Next time. (above)


Friday, January 20, 2017

Хлеба: Kzahmuh, don't you think it's time we go back, they're waiting for us at the beach.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, we need to look at this problem some more and decide whether or not we're needed to go down there to protect Wonder Woman, umm or Yavkitchamitcha. And then we'll go into action.

Хлеба: Yes, I'm into kicking some action.

Kzahmuh: Did you mean ass? 

Хлеба: I'm not sure, but yeah!

Kzahmuh: Hey, what's that thing you're looking at?

Хлеба: It's nothing.

Kzahmuh: It's something, and hey, what does that say?

Хлеба: Don't worry, it's just a thoughts, dreams, and concerns sharing path. S-path!

Kzahmuh: Why does it say Wonder Woman Takes Over?

Хлеба: I don't know. I think we better get back to the beach now. 

Kzahmuh: Okay, but I want to know more about that. What is it and why does it think she is going to take over and take over what?

Хлеба: One of us or someone is thinking that Wonder Woman is gonna take over, and it's not me.

Kzahmuh: Yes it is. You're worried Scott will love Wonder Woman instead of you.

Хлеба: Yes, well I'm jealous and so are you.

Kzahmuh: Yes, that's right, I am.

Хлеба: All the more reason to get back to the beach right now.








Sunday, January 08, 2017


Wonder Woman Takes Over

Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Ima: Where are they? I thought they were coming back.

Scott: Yeah, me too.


Уовгитьчамыща: I'm going to start... (taking off clothes with a bikini underneath) Oh this is better.


The Cool Shadow: Hey, I brought the shake maker.


Scott: That's great, Cool.


Ima: Yavki, you're blessed.


Scott: Did you mean her bikini is the best you've seen?


Ima: The game's not over until I... (taking off her clothes to show her bikini) So, take that Yavki. haha


Scott: Okay, I know what you mean, you're both blessed, Ima, you and Yavki. Wow!


Ima: Yeah, blessed and best!!


Уовгитьчамыща: Are we tied at number 1 in the bikini and beautiful body competition?


Ima: We're not competing, but Yes.


Ima: Now help me untie my bikini top.


Scott: Nooo! 


Anything: Yesss!


Ima: I didn't know Anything could talk.


Scott: Only when it's turned on.


Уовгитьчамыща: Lol Scott.


Уовгитьчамыща: Let's go over to the beach, guys.


Ima: I'm not a guy, but Scott is and I want to find out what he's not wearing under his clothes.


Scott: Oops that should have been censored by beach no-fun censorship committee.


Ima: Is there really such a committee?


Scott: No, I hope not.


Уовгитьчамыща: C'mon let's go to the beach.


Ima: Yeah, I'm excited.  Kzahmuh and Хлеба are gonna miss all the fun, but whatever.


Уовгитьчамыща: Maybe they're doing something important, or maybe not. Okay, let's go.






Saturday, December 31, 2016

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, okay now that we're alone, look at this.

Хлеба: Yeah, what is it, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: Oh wait a minute, not that.

Хлеба: Where is this photo from? Did you, umm... is this around here somewhere?

Kzahmuh: No, when I went back in time to

Хлеба: to the '90s?

Kzahmuh: Yes.

Хлеба: So it looks like a forest or something.

Kzahmuh: Yes, it is.

Хлеба: And who's that?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure.

Kzahmuh: I think it's Wonder Woman.

Хлеба: That's not Wonder Woman. It's just some woman and her hair is done up and she's beautiful, and

Kzahmuh: No, not her.

Хлеба: I don't see any other pretty young women in the photo.

Kzahmuh: Look again.

Хлеба: Yeah, I did and hey, why aren't we at the beach. Scott is gonna wonder what we're doing.

Kzahmuh: Anyway, look again at the photo.

Хлеба: And?

Kzahmuh: It's her.

Хлеба: Who's her?

Kzahmuh: the child

Хлеба: huh?!

Kzahmuh: My research  says that can only be one of two people.

Хлеба: How could you come up with that kind of research?

Kzahmuh: Our arch enemy, and one of this galaxy's most-feared villains I've found has achieved the ability to time travel, and if my theory is correct he's, umm they have taken Wonder Woman there before she's reached her potential of her powers, for some sort of a test...

Хлеба: So, what's the other possibility?

Kzahmuh: What?

Хлеба: Who else do you think that little girl could be?

Kzahmuh: Okay, but don't laugh.

Хлеба: Well, I'm waiting.

Kzahmuh: Уовгитьчамыща

Хлеба: He He He He He.

Kzahmuh: Quit giggling.

Хлеба: He He He He He

Kzahmuh: Hey Хлеба, we gotta get serious! We're superheroes.

Хлеба: Yes, I agree.









Friday, December 30, 2016

Kzahmuh: Hi Scott. I'm back!

Хлеба: That really was fast, Kzahmuh!

Kzahmuh: Yeah, it is!

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Scott! Hi Ima! Hi Хлеба! Hi Kzahmuh! I'm glad you are back here in Anything!
Let's have some fun! Oh, I see the beach! It's similar to the beach in Anything in our own universe. Isn't it?

Scott: I'm not sure, Уовгитьчамыща, but we could

Ima: Count every piece of sand?

Scott: yes, Ima. As long as you're with us, we'll always have a fun, funny, and happy time.

Kzahmuh: I agree.

Хлеба: What's that?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure yet.

Хлеба: And that's a photo of...?


Kzahmuh: Хлеба, it's


Хлеба: Hey Scott, I wanted to show you


Kzahmuh: I need get a few things and I'll be right back. Хлеба, are you gonna come along?

Хлеба: Sure, but first I want to show Scott

Kzahmuh: We don't have time to

Хлеба: a picture of where I'm from

Scott: Where is this?

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, let's go now so we can get back for the beach party.

Хлеба: Okay I'm ready to go.

Ima: Where were they going in such a hurry?

Уовгитьчамыща: Who knows, I thought they were ready to go to the beach.


Ima: I don't know but I want to have some fun






Friday, December 23, 2016

Scott: Hi Хлеба

Хлеба: Yes! uh, just a minute...

Хлеба: I have to tell Scott what's keeping you from getting back for our party.

Kzahmuh: Okay, I'll be back in a few minutes.

Хлеба: Minutes? Wow, you're faster than Ima.

Ima: What Хлеба? 

Хлеба: Where are you, Ima?

Ima: I needed a nap?

Хлеба: Really? 

Ima: Yeah, I was getting tired waiting for you guys, and

Kzahmuh: Hey, what's going on there, Хлеба?!

Хлеба: Nothing. Ima was taking a nap.

Kzahmuh: I need one too, the Pattern made me kind of tired.

Хлеба: Why? 

Kzahmuh: They wanted to try shakes and fries.

Хлеба: Ha Ha Ha Did you tell them about The Cool Shadow and he's gonna make more shakes?

Kzahmuh: Yeah, I wish I hadn't made that mistake, and like I said I don't know where they went to in the present time. I mean right now they could be anywhere or maybe they're not a Pattern anymore.

Хлеба: Huh? Oh I forgot, Scott's waiting.

Kzahmuh: OK, I'll come back right now.

Scott: Хлеба, what are you doing?

Хлеба: Hi Scott. I'm sorry it took so long, I was having a conversation with

Scott: with Kzahmuh?

Хлеба: Yes, that's right and

Ima: I heard her say Kzahmuh is coming back.

Хлеба: Thanks for finishing my sentence, Ima.

Ima: Sure, Хлеба.

Хлеба: Can we start the party soon?

Scott: Yes!

Scott: Our party girls are waiting.

Ima: Me?

Scott: yes, Ima, and Уовгитьчамыща, Хлеба, and Kzahmuh. I hope she will be here too.

Ima: Is Уовгитьчамыща going to be here, I miss her.

Scott: Really? That's great, I'm glad we're going to have some fun.

Ima: I love you, Scott.

Scott: I love you too, Ima. 

Kzahmuh: Hi Scott. I'm back!

Хлеба: That really was fast, Kzahmuh!

Kzahmuh: Yeah, it is!

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Scott! Hi Ima! Hi Хлеба! Hi Kzahmuh! I'm glad you are back here in Anything!
Let's have some fun! Oh, I see the beach! It's similar to the beach in Anything in our own universe. Isn't it?

Scott: I'm not sure, Уовгитьчамыща, but we could

Ima: Count every piece of sand?

Scott: yes, Ima. As long as you're with us, we'll always have a fun, funny, and happy time.

Kzahmuh: I agree.

Хлеба: What's that?







Note: the next part (above) happened the same time
it was ready on December 18 and 19, 2016

Monday, December 19, 2016

Scott: Hi Хлеба

Хлеба: Yes! uh, just a minute...

Хлеба: I have to tell Scott what's keeping you from getting back for our party.

Kzahmuh: Okay, I'll be back in a few minutes.

Хлеба: Minutes? Wow, you're faster than Ima.

Ima: What Хлеба? 

Хлеба: Where are you, Ima?

Ima: I needed a nap?

Хлеба: Really? 

Ima: Yeah, I was getting tired waiting for you guys, and

Kzahmuh: Hey, what's going on there, Хлеба?!

Хлеба: Nothing. Ima was taking a nap.

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Хлеба: What's going on there, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: Not much, Хлеба.

Хлеба: Scott said we have to do something serious, for example go to the beach, so you need to come back so we can party. What happened to the repeating Pattern mob now that you gave them some education on what superheroes are made of.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, there's sort of a little problem.

Хлеба: What?

Kzahmuh: I was in the wrong decade.

Хлеба: That's kinda cool.

Kzahmuh: Lol, Хлеба. I was in the '90s. And I

Хлеба: Did you find The Cool Shadow?

Kzahmuh: No. But I think I saw the Taco Bell Dog, or some other talking dog.

Хлеба: Really?!!

Kzahmuh: I don't know but I think some of the time travel technology stuff Yavki was working on got on my device, and I umm, I ... well, this could be a problem later, or two problems...

Хлеба: Don't worry, it will be alright

Kzahmuh: I went to our present time and the repeating Pattern mob weren't around.

Хлеба: So what! Maybe they're tired of bothering people, or umm superheroes.

Kzahmuh: Well, I did give them a bit of education, they I learned from me. Let's discuss the Pattern later.

Хлеба: What's the other problem?

Kzahmuh: I met Scott back in the late '90s.

Хлеба: Uht oh. Yeah, we're in trouble. But I don't understand how this will work out.

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure either, Scott might not remember me and

Хлеба: Were you in a disguise?

Kzahmuh: Maybe I can get some different makeup or do my hair a different way.

Хлеба: So then, where's The Cool Shadow?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure!

The Cool Shadow: Hi Хлеба!

Хлеба: Where have you been?!

The Cool Shadow: I went over to some fast food restaurants to try some of their shakes to see if I'm making my shakes the way they do.

Kzahmuh: Hi Cool. I'm glad you're Okay.

The Cool Shadow: Me too.

Kzahmuh: Ha Ha Ha...






Thursday, December 08, 2016

Ima: He was talking like the Taco Bell Dog, then I didn't know where he went.

Kzahmuh: It's all my fault. I was using my very um universe-many many device which gets us to other parallel universes, like mine.

Scott: and?

Kzahmuh: and some of it got on the Taco Bell Dog voice device that Ima came up with.

Ima: So then, I'm not sorry after all.

Kzahmuh:

Scott: Where did you go, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: I'm traveling right now, or rather universe hopping to see if I can find The Cool Shadow.

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi guys, I had to go out for a few minutes. I brought you some shakes and french fries. I was getting hungry. Where's Kzahmuh?

Ima: She's looking for The Cool Shadow.

Уовгитьчамыща: Where?

Хлеба: Some other universes. I'm not sure though because 

Kzahmuh: Oh no, they're here... 

We've got her... yeah, and she can't get away...

Pow! Wham!

We've got her... yeah, and she can't get away...

Kzahmuh: ha ha ha  You just said that...

Kzahmuh flips one of the bad guys, punches another, and the third appears unable to move.

Kzahmuh: What's wrong? You scared!... Oh yeah, it's the repeating Pattern mob.

Уовгитьчамыща: What happened Kzahmuh? I heard the fighting, are you alright?!

Kzahmuh: Yes, I think so. Oh no, he broke one of my nails.

Уовгитьчамыща: But you're a superhero, don't worry about it. Hey Kzahmuh, you're missing out on shakes and fries.

Kzahmuh: I wish you could send me some. I need to tell you that repeating Pattern mob is in every parallel universe, but I'm not sure what HE says about it.

Хлеба: I think Pattern caused all the problems for us too, and

Kzahmuh: and what?

Уовгитьчамыща: Kzahmuh, we will be safe in Anything. Um what should we do if they're outside?

Kzahmuh: Lock the doors, turn off the lights, and put the fast food away.

Ima: And what if they try to break in?

Kzahmuh: Kick their ass! I mean, you know how to do whatever it takes.

Ima: yeah, we're superheroes!