Monday, March 27, 2017

Just Like a Beach Movie Song

Scott - Bedroom Beach

Anything

Уовгитьчамыща
Ima
Kzahmuh
Хлеба
Уовгитьчамыща
Scott
The Cool Shadow
Taco Bell Dog's Voice by Ima
Where-Every

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Ima: Oh that's my favorite song.

Anything: I don't hear anything.

Ima: Nice joke Anything.

Anything: Yeah, Sci-fi can make you feel good.

Ima: Where's Scott?

Хлеба: Was that a question for me or Anything?

Scott: I'm here, Ima.

Ima: Touch me, Scott.

Хлеба: Ima, this is a family-friendly story.

Ima: No it's not, Хлеба. Besides, we're a family, or

Уовгитьчамыща: really good friends.

Ima: the BEST!!

Ima: which Yavki are you?

Уовгитьчамыща: the one you've been joking with for a long time.

Ima: the beach sure is a lot of fun today.

Уовгитьчамыща: Scott, give me a hug.

Scott: okay, sure, I like hugs.

Ima: Me too.

Scott: yeah, you too.

Хлеба: should I ask too?

Scott: for a hug?

Хлеба: Yeah!

Scott: Wow! I like hugging you, Хлеба, but you didn't show you wanted that before.

Хлеба: Kzahmuh and I have been busy. 

Scott: Hey, where is Kzahmuh?

Хлеба: She's looking at something and we need to show you but 

Scott: but what?

Ima: now I'm not the one in trouble.

Scott: you never really are, Ima, but you do make a lot of jokes, so that's good, we don't want to be too serious in space.

Ima: yeah, Space! (sigh) I wish we could stay here on this beach together forever!

Scott: the Beach is going with us.

Ima: oh YEAH!! so I will show you HAPPY Ima!!

Хлеба: Scott, we need to get Kzahmuh and discuss... ohhh Ima you're really

Уовгитьчамыща: showing how beautiful she is.

Ima: thanks Yavki.

Уовгитьчамыща: Sure, but I'm the Уовгитьчамыща in this universe.  

Ima: where's Yavki?

Уовгитьчамыща: Would you miss me if I wasn't here with you?

Ima: Yes, of course I would. So would Scott, Kzahmuh, Хлеба, The Cool Shadow, Anything, and oh well, the Taco Bell Dog isn't here but I do the voice sometimes to make everybody happy! and Уовгитьчамыща of this universe also, you're my friend now too, right?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, Ima.

Kzahmuh: Hi everyone. The beach is great!

Уовгитьчамыща: Show us your bikini, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Sure.

Хлеба: Wow! that's perfect, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Your bikini is very sexy, Хлеба.

Хлеба: thanks Kzahmuh.

Хлеба: but shouldn't we tell Scott about what we were looking at...

Kzahmuh: later. let's have some fun and not be too serious right now. Besides, did you notice that Ima is naked?

Хлеба: Yeah, she's funny.

Уовгитьчамыща: and beautiful.

Хлеба: yeah, you're right Уовгитьчамыща. I think I finally get it. We're at the beach.

Kzahmuh: in Anything.

Ima: And we're going to go all over the universe like this.

Хлеба: But we'll have clothes on, right?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, of course we will.

Ima: Sometimes...

Anything: Like I said, Sci-Fi can make you feel good.

Уовгитьчамыща: I feel like this is real.

Ima: I sure hope so. 

Хлеба: Maybe too real.

Ima: What, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Oh let's just keep having fun, Ima. 

Ima: Okay I can do that.
















Tuesday, March 14, 2017


Wonder Woman

Is Real

Уовгитьчамыща: What's that, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: Oh, that? Don't worry about it.

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm not, but is that a video?

Хлеба: We are trying to decide what to do about

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, let's go to the beach now.

Хлеба: I mean, that place in the video is kinda creepy and

Уовгитьчамыща: it looks sorta familiar. I feel scared but I don't know why.

Kzahmuh: I think this will make us all feel better. When I was a kid, I was watching television and stayed up a bit past my bedtime, and the late-night news was about some teenagers who were saved. They were transgender teens and were being attacked but they were saved by, and I know you won't believe this, by Wonder Woman. 

Хлеба: You mean she's real. I always thought she was only a superhero character.

Kzahmuh: Well, I believed it was the truth.

Хлеба: Did you ever think maybe you fell asleep and were having a dream?

Kzahmuh: Yeah, I did think that but it gave me more comfort and a feeling of safety to know that there was really a Wonder Woman who cares about someone like me.

Уовгитьчамыща: You're right, Kzahmuh, I know you're telling the truth.

Kzahmuh: Thanks for believing me, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: You're welcome, but the reason I believe you is I met her before.

Kzahmuh: really?

Хлеба: I don't believe it. Well, I do, or I guess I do.

Уовгитьчамыща: that video of yours, Kzahmuh, somehow reminded me of the time when

Kzahmuh: hey girls, let's go to the beach.

Уовгитьчамыща: I just wanted to say that

Kzahmuh: Can we finish discussing this on the sand and with our bikinis on?

Уовгитьчамыща: Wonder Woman is real.











Scott Isn't Real

Уовгитьчамыща: I always wondered what I looked like in another universe and I really like that Уовгитьчамыща and she

Kzahmuh: Looks just like you. 

Уовгитьчамыща: but

Kzahmuh: I know what you're thinking.

Уовгитьчамыща: She thinks she's an actress, and

Kzahmuh: you're a writer with a blog and your blog looks like Scott's blog where he writes about fast food and what we're doing.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah I know, but, Kzahmuh, you don't understand.

Kzahmuh: Understand what?

Уовгитьчамыща: Scott died years ago, and I kept his blog going, and I

Kzahmuh: You really love Scott.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, I do love him.



Scott Isn't Real

Friday, March 10, 2017

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Ima:
Is Scott a good character? I love him and all but you know...


Ima: Hey guys, let's go to the beach and celebrate Scott's first year as a character.

Уовгитьчамыща: You weren't sure about that at first, Ima.

Ima: What?

Уовгитьчамыща: Look into my mind. I think now you're glad he's one of us. Right?




Tuesday, March 07, 2017

Friday, March 03, 2017

Ima: Oh, ooh and aahh, that felt great!

Scott: I'm glad you liked it.

Ima: Was that the end of our season?

Scott: Like what?

Ima: I thought we would end the season with a sex scene.

Хлеба: That would be some kind of feel good...

Ima: moment, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Let's not love short time, Ima. 

Ima: Yeah, love me long time, Scott!

Хлеба: Me too. Can we, finally, spend some time on the beach, all of us together?!

Ima: Mmm... Fun!

Ima: Where did Kzahmuh go?

Хлеба: She's looking at something, it's like a video...

Ima: oh okay.

Scott: Уовгитьчамыща said she is going to give us a bikini fashion show and

Ima: and, Scott, what about our Уовгитьчамыща. She already showed us her nice bikini. Do you miss her? What would you do if there were two of me?

Scott: Yes, I miss her and I'm glad she is coming here soon.

Уовгитьчамыща: But you like me too, don't you, Scott?

Scott: Yes, I like you and

Ima: you want to see her bikini?

Scott: Well, I want to see her

Kzahmuh: Her blog? Oh wait a minute, I hear something outside...

Хлеба: Someone!

Ima: Is this going to slow us down even more getting to the beach?

Scott: Hey, where's The Cool Shadow? He said he was coming right back with shakes!

Kzahmuh: Hi! Oh you're beautiful in that dress! You know what they say about dressing for succ

Ima: sex?

Kzahmuh: No success, but that's better, Ima.

Ima: yeah and I want Scott to continue massaging me.

Ima: Oh no, and oh gorgeous Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: I look good too, right?

Ima: Yes, Уовгитьчамыща too, I mean you do too.

Уовгитьчамыща: and I'm a writer, and

Ima: a superhero

Kzahmuh: With a familiar looking blog

Уовгитьчамыща: You do know the theory of 

Ima: anything?

Уовгитьчамыща:  or it could be everything

Ima: No, we're going to Where-Every but

Уовгитьчамыща: After we go to the beach and have some fun!

Ima: Oh I love your dress Уовгитьчамыща one!

Уовгитьчамыща: That's Уовгитьчамыща to you, Ima.

Ima: Yeah, you're right!

















Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Scott: Yeah! Wow! That was some...

Kzahmuh: my pleasure

Scott: kiss, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Will Ima be angry?

Ima: I'm angry!

Kzahmuh: and Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Angry? Why?

Kzahmuh: I gave Scott a kiss.

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm glad, because guess what, I will try that kind of kiss on him later.

Scott: Oh um, yes!

Ima: Yes? Scott, what?

Scott: Sorry

Ima: and?

Ima: Give me a kiss and I'll forgive you.

Scott: sure

Kzahmuh: Hey guys, the phone's ringing...

Уовгитьчамыща: phone?

Ima: someone told me to get a phone, and so that's

Хлеба: Can I finish your sentence, Ima?

Ima: No.

Хлеба: But you interrupted Scott last time.

Ima: so?

Хлеба: you said you were going to finish his sentence, then you told us about your dream.

Ima: yeah, I still want to talk about that and

Kzahmuh: yeah sure, I'll get him.

Kzahmuh: Scott, the phone's for you.

Scott: Who is it?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure.

Scott: Hello.

Уовгитьчамыща: Hello Scott. I told Хлеба that I'd call.

Scott: Sure, I'll get her. Who is this?

Уовгитьчамыща: Scott, it's me. Уовгитьчамыща.

Scott: Уовгитьчамыща? But you're here now?

Уовгитьчамыща: I am? I'm with you? No, I'm still back here in Anything?

Уовгитьчамыща: Is that what you call it? Did you mean Whatever?

Уовгитьчамыща: Who is that talking?!

Scott: I thought it was you.

Хлеба: Me too.

Ima: Me not sure.

Kzahmuh: Me scared.

Ima: Ahh don't worry Kzahmuh, you're a sweet kisser.

Kzahmuh: Thanks?











Thursday, February 16, 2017

Kzahmuh: Oh I'm up in the headline, so I guess I better say something important...

Kzahmuh: Tell Ima about the thing you created, Хлеба.

Ima: Yeah, tell me, Хлеба.

Хлеба: What thing?

Ima: The thing you're keeping a secret.

Хлеба: It's not a secret.

Ima: Okay then, what is it?

Хлеба: It's to see if we're able to get along with each other.

Kzahmuh: Not exactly, Хлеба, you know it's more than that, much more.

Scott: Hi Хлеба! I thought you

Ima: can I finish your sentence, Scott?

Scott: Do you know what I'm thinking, Ima?

Ima: No, but I had a bad dream and in my dream Хлеба was upset because she thought you would wonder why she was gone so long. And that Kzahmuh and Хлеба were jealous and also they thought

Scott: thought what?

Ima: I think it's the same thing I was dreaming about, right Хлеба?

Хлеба: What thing?

Уовгитьчамыща: I hope we're not arguing unless it's about what kind of shake The Cool Shadow is going to make for us.

Kzahmuh: Can I have the last word this time too?

Scott: Sure, Kzahmuh, what?

Kzahmuh: Unbelievable!

Scott: Ok. Was that it?

Kzahmuh: Yeah




Sunday, February 12, 2017

It was sort of like evening and

we were about to discuss this thing and That and also What thing? Or maybe not, but one thing is for sure, we were all together again on the Beach in Anything, and...

Kzahmuh: Hi Scott. I missed you, so did Хлеба.

Scott: Hi Kzahmuh. What did you do?

Kzahmuh: Not much, just girl talk.

Scott: Are you sure? Ima was concerned.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, she always is, when she's not goofing around...

Scott: and around, and around...

Kzahmuh: haha Yeah, I know. She will be here in a minute.


Tuesday, February 07, 2017

Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, wake up!

Уовгитьчамыща: Are you okay, Ima?

Ima: yeah, I think so. Where are we?

Уовгитьчамыща: Here in Anything. Where's Scott?

Scott: I'm over here. What's this, some kind of gadget or something? Is it yours, Yavkitchamitcha?

Уовгитьчамыща: No. It's not mine.

Ima: It's mine, Scott.

Scott: What is it?

Ima: I'm using a similar technology to my device I use to talk like the Taco Bell Dog.

Уовгитьчамыща: Is that why you were talking in your sleep, Ima. That sure was some kind of a nap you were taking.

Ima: No. I probably was just worried about our trip.

Scott: Really? Me too. I hope That works the way it's supposed to.

Ima: Yeah, I really believe in the ability That has to help us to adapt and deal with any situation in space travel.

Уовгитьчамыща: What does that thing you have actually do, Ima?

Ima: This thing is a very special thing indeed.

Scott: and it does what?

Ima: It's for better communication with...

Уовгитьчамыща: I hear something.

Scott: Yeah, so do I.

Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, why don't you go out there and see what's going on. Hey, maybe Kzahmuh and Хлеба got back.

Scott: I can't understand what took them so long.

Ima: Yeah, I know and sure I'll find out. (Ima thinking: that dream seemed real... I don't know what Kzahmuh, um what or why would I dream that she said we have to save Wonder Woman, or maybe save Yavkitchamitcha? Save her from what?)

Уовгитьчамыща: What were you saying, Ima?

Ima: Oh, just that I'll go find out what's that sound we heard. (while walking out of the beach.)

Kzahmuh: Hi Ima. How are you?

Ima: How come it took you so much time?

Kzahmuh: Why didn't you greet me with Hi Kzahmuh...

Ima: We were waiting, and

Kzahmuh: I'm sorry, Ima. Yeah, we were doing something.

Хлеба: Hi Ima.

Ima: Okay, let me start over. Hi Kzahmuh. Hi Хлеба. How are you?

Хлеба: Fine, Ima. How are you?

Ima: I had a bad dream, and Kzahmuh, you were in it.

Kzahmuh: Really?! I'm sorry it was a bad dream, but I hope I get in one of your good dreams too. So, it was sort of like a nightmare?

Ima: Yeah, but it's daytime and on the beach when I was taking a nap.

Kzahmuh: oh the beach, let's go...

Ima: What's that thing in your hand, Хлеба?

Хлеба: What thing?






Wednesday, February 01, 2017

Ima: What is that?!

Kzahmuh: A gift wrapped door?

Ima: Well, thanks for answering my question with a question, but it looks like someone put wrapping paper over the door. But why? And let me see, what does it say?

Ima: Grrr. ou oh no, it says Wonder Woman Takes Over... I'm confused, why would Scott put something like that on the door of Anything?

Kzahmuh: Maybe he didn't but how can we save Wonder Woman or Yavkitchamitcha if we're so jealous that someone else might go out with him?

Ima: Did you me go in with him? We're still going in Anything to the Love Planet, aren't we?

Kzahmuh: I hope so. Now I'm feeling sad.

Ima: Yeah, me too.

Хлеба: Hello. Scott, Yavkitchamitcha, Ima we're back, where are you guys? Kzahmuh, I thought they would be here waiting for us.

Kzahmuh:  I'm even happy to see Ima.

Хлеба: (sits down and closes her eyes) Yeah, me too. Wow! What's all that wrapping paper on the door. It looks like it says...

Хлеба: Wonder Woman Takes Over?!

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, wake up! I thought we were going to see where they are and what they're doing.

Хлеба: Yeah, I guess I needed a nap and...

Kzahmuh: Oh wait a minute, did you leave that thoughts, dreams, and concerns sharing path on and open?

Хлеба: yeah

Kzahmuh: What?!

Хлеба: Yes, and maybe

Kzahmuh: maybe someone else is having or had the same dream?

Хлеба: I know, yeah maybe, and we're both jealous!

Anything: Yes, you're jealous!

Kzahmuh: Who said that?

Anything: I don't know but they're at the beach. Go there now!

Kzahmuh: Did you hear that voice, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Yes, and I hope it's another one of Ima's funny tricks.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, me too.




Хлеба



Monday, January 30, 2017

Meghan Trainor finishes with #1 Pop song of 2016. The reason I wrote it that way was her song "NO" was #4 for the first half and would have been #5 on my list. Then that changed.

When I was almost done comparing songs, "24K Magic" by Bruno Mars went past "Take Me to Heaven" by Filter. However, "24K Magic" hadn't been compared with "NO" and when I listened to both and thought about it, I felt "NO" should be #1. There's a getting lost story (and listening to the radio) that helps her song but I liked his song on the radio too. Maybe I'll write about what happened some other time.

"24K Magic" went into a tie with "Take Me to Heaven".
"24K Magic" went past "Take Me to Heaven" but didn't compare as well to "NO". That's how Meghan Trainor went to #1. 

Friday, January 27, 2017

2016 Pop Songs List

1. Meghan Trainor, NO 
Tie at #2
2. Filter, Take Me to Heaven 
2. Bruno Mars, 24K Magic
3. ZAYN, Pillowtalk
4. Rihanna, Kiss It Better
Note: Some songs, lyrics, music videos on YouTube and other websites and blogs are not for children. Please be careful.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Meghan Trainor finishes with #1 Pop song of 2016

This is going to be hard to explain


1. 5. Meghan Trainor, NO

2. Filter, Take Me to Heaven   tie
2. Bruno Mars, 24K Magic

3. ZAYN, Pillowtalk
4. Rihanna, Kiss It Better

5. Meghan Trainor, NO


Tuesday, January 24, 2017

It's going to be possibly the strangest

moment in Pop Music History. But let's look at it over and over again...

Next time. (above)


Friday, January 20, 2017

Хлеба: Kzahmuh, don't you think it's time we go back, they're waiting for us at the beach.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, we need to look at this problem some more and decide whether or not we're needed to go down there to protect Wonder Woman, umm or Yavkitchamitcha. And then we'll go into action.

Хлеба: Yes, I'm into kicking some action.

Kzahmuh: Did you mean ass? 

Хлеба: I'm not sure, but yeah!

Kzahmuh: Hey, what's that thing you're looking at?

Хлеба: It's nothing.

Kzahmuh: It's something, and hey, what does that say?

Хлеба: Don't worry, it's just a thoughts, dreams, and concerns sharing path. S-path!

Kzahmuh: Why does it say Wonder Woman Takes Over?

Хлеба: I don't know. I think we better get back to the beach now. 

Kzahmuh: Okay, but I want to know more about that. What is it and why does it think she is going to take over and take over what?

Хлеба: One of us or someone is thinking that Wonder Woman is gonna take over, and it's not me.

Kzahmuh: Yes it is. You're worried Scott will love Wonder Woman instead of you.

Хлеба: Yes, well I'm jealous and so are you.

Kzahmuh: Yes, that's right, I am.

Хлеба: All the more reason to get back to the beach right now.








Sunday, January 08, 2017


Wonder Woman Takes Over

Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Ima: Where are they? I thought they were coming back.

Scott: Yeah, me too.


Уовгитьчамыща: I'm going to start... (taking off clothes with a bikini underneath) Oh this is better.


The Cool Shadow: Hey, I brought the shake maker.


Scott: That's great, Cool.


Ima: Yavki, you're blessed.


Scott: Did you mean her bikini is the best you've seen?


Ima: The game's not over until I... (taking off her clothes to show her bikini) So, take that Yavki. haha


Scott: Okay, I know what you mean, you're both blessed, Ima, you and Yavki. Wow!


Ima: Yeah, blessed and best!!


Уовгитьчамыща: Are we tied at number 1 in the bikini and beautiful body competition?


Ima: We're not competing, but Yes.


Ima: Now help me untie my bikini top.


Scott: Nooo! 


Anything: Yesss!


Ima: I didn't know Anything could talk.


Scott: Only when it's turned on.


Уовгитьчамыща: Lol Scott.


Уовгитьчамыща: Let's go over to the beach, guys.


Ima: I'm not a guy, but Scott is and I want to find out what he's not wearing under his clothes.


Scott: Oops that should have been censored by beach no-fun censorship committee.


Ima: Is there really such a committee?


Scott: No, I hope not.


Уовгитьчамыща: C'mon let's go to the beach.


Ima: Yeah, I'm excited.  Kzahmuh and Хлеба are gonna miss all the fun, but whatever.


Уовгитьчамыща: Maybe they're doing something important, or maybe not. Okay, let's go.