Friday, February 16, 2018

       : I said watch them. Where did SHE go?

Cookie Leader: Who is SHE, boss?

        : I'm FrostIng! I'm FrostIng! and SHE... she is the annoying superhero friend!

Хлеба: Her name's Ima, and she's a good friend and great superhero!

        : Quiet! I'm not talking to you, unless you want to be next because I'm going to eliminate superheroes, but you don't look too super.

Хлеба: I wouldn't try your luck.

         : I said QUIET! Cookie, what did I say last time, just so these GIRLS won't forget.

Cookie Leader: You said "duh..." Sir.

Ima: Can I complete your word?

Хлеба: Yay! It's Ima! Go for it, complete it!

Ima: You can if you like, Хлеба.

Хлеба: would that be: n, but I like "ON" better!

           : don't you mean "UN"?

Уовгитьчамыща: ON
Kzahmuh: ON
Gertrude: ON
Хлеба: ON
Scott: ON
The Cool Shadow: ON
Ima: ON and now I'll say that word: DONE!

Ima: Let Travaia and Jane or Jasmine go right now, or else!

          : HAHA HAHAHAHA

Ima with lightning speed appears behind FrostIng, grabs him and throws him to the ground. FrostIng bounces back up reaching for his gun, as Travaia gets free...

Ima: Here, Travaia, catch.

Travaia: I know it works against this type of gun and bad guy.


Хлеба: Watch out, Travaia! Cookies behind you, they have guns!

a Cookie: You're the one who's done. HA HA! 
                boom boom!

another Cookie: hey, the bullets went right off her! Get her!

Хлеба: Your in trouble, Cookies!

Kzahmuh: Yaaaaahhhhh!!!
                  Kzahmuh punches a Cookie and it falls to the floor!

Scott: This feels good throwing a Cookie down!
The Cool Shadow: Uwaahaahh pow!
Gertrude: This is fun!
Kzahmuh: Watch out, Gertrude!
Хлеба: How could there be so many evil cookies?!
There must be hundreds...


Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
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Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!
Gertrude: How do you like my cookies dress?! Whack! Pow!

Ima leads the fight against FrostIng and Cookies published Friday February 16 2018 Fast Food Yummy 

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

     : well, this is going to be easy for me, eliminate some superheroes, or hmm starting with the superhero friend, is it I'm A

Ima: that's Eemuh you idiot.

     : Idiot? I'm the one with all the cookies, so keep an eye on her, watch 'em all and yes, she's first, a very unimportant footnote in history HAHA HAHAHA or just like a bookmark Edit..., Remove, and duh

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Today, Friday, February 9
2018, I want to say
I love our superheroes
and I care about us
and our travels and story.
Ima: I love our love 
        together, forever.
Scott: wow, thanks Ima.
Yavki: I love what
           we're doing.
Ima: What are we doing?
Yavki: Everything in
Ima: Anything makes
  everything within reach.
Yavki: Yeah! Let's go to
    the beach.
Ima: to the beat, beat
        beat, beat.
Хлеба: I'm dancing.
Ima: *censored*
what?!! I'm not allowed to say
her butt
always bounces
when she
that part 
at the
end of
the song.
cute and

Thursday, February 08, 2018

Scott: Are you okay, Kzahmuh?
Ima saved you and Gertrude, and Хлеба helped her.
Kzahmuh: Where am I, Scott? What happened?!
Scott: I'll let Хлеба explain because she knows.
Хлеба: You told me she didn't put her makeup on right, and she put some frosting on her face, and
Ima: Okay, now I understand now, that's why you licked her face. The taste test, Kzahmuh?
Kzahmuh: So I licked her, what's the problem with that, I was worried about Travaia because she was nervous looking at the cookies like they were bad guys...
Уовгитьчамыща: It's nice you're back with us again.
Kzahmuh: Back with you? What do you mean?
Хлеба: She means you were doing that for a long, long time and many, many times?
Kzahmuh: Really?
Ima: Yeah, Travaia's anti-gun probably works against typical bad guys, but Gertrude is too beautiful and sweet to be a bad guy. And like Хлеба said, she's a part of that group that are the same or try to be the same.
Kzahmuh: Yes, but we should ask her. Gertrude, I hope we can get to know more about you.
Gertrude: I know what you think about me, that I don't understand makeup and I only wanted to be a model because they didn't let me be beautiful before.
Хлеба: they?
Gertrude: you know us as Pattern or repeating Pattern mob.
I don't like that name, it's saying bad about us.
Kzahmuh: I'm sorry Gertrude.
Хлеба: me too, Gertrude.
Gertrude: I was always told I had to stay down on the end of the pattern so nobody ever got to see me or talk to me.
Хлеба: Really?!! that's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that, Gertrude.
Kzahmuh: hmm that must be why I don't remember you.
Gertrude: but I remember you, Kzahmuh. that's why I tried to be a model.
Kzahmuh: you succeeded at being a model and you're a great model, Gertrude!
Ima: sorry to change the topic, but where's Travaia and Jane or Jasmine?
       : HAHAHAHAHA I have them! and the world's going to have less superheroes very soon!
Уовгитьчамыща: Whose voice is that, Kzahmuh, do you recognize it? Another member of pattern?
Kzahmuh: I don't know. But those big cookies aren't cookies.
Travaia: Ima! 
        : OH so funny, she's calling her friend's name!
Ima: Superhero friend!!!

Thursday, February 01, 2018


Ima: That was too much, Хлеба. I'm gonna try harder to be
Хлеба: a nicer person?
Ima: What?
Хлеба: You're going to be a nicer person now?
Ima: no. 
Хлеба: no?!
Ima: We're superheroes! I'm going to try harder to be
a nicer superhero.
Хлеба: Show Scott and Уовгитьчамыща
Ima: and Anything. It's based on 
Хлеба: We can't say that, Ima, in case someone else is listening, and...
Ima: You're right.
Уовгитьчамыща: What?
Ima: Here it is, we know what to do to get Kzahmuh and Gertrude back with us again.
Уовгитьчамыща: How did you figure it out?
Хлеба: Gertrude is Pattern or one of the former members of Pattern, or as they were known the repeating pattern mob, but I think she's really nice so I don't understand how she could have ever been a bad guy.
Уовгитьчамыща: She's a guy? I thought Kzahmuh said all of Pattern were guys.
Scott: Yeah, that's confusing but I'm sure she will tell us more about it.
Ima: So then, this is the way to stop them from repeating what they're doing over and over and
Уовгитьчамыща: What's Kzahmuh saying?
Ima: and what's that device, Хлеба?
Хлеба: I think something, or someone else found out about it already and
Ima: Is it bad or dangerous?
Хлеба: No! It's just how I know 
Ima: What?
Хлеба: that Gertrude doesn't know how to put makeup on and she put frosting on her face.
Уовгитьчамыща: hahaha You're kidding.
Хлеба: No, I'm not, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща: okay, Khleba, what will you do?
Хлеба: Show her, Ima.
Ima: I push the STOP button to stop them from repeating! Then, I restart them by pushing the, no actually it's a, um pull down on this
Хлеба: I shouldn't let you be alone with him, but Scott helped you come up with that idea. It's based on what me and Scott, Kzahmuh and Travaia were working on for candy and pies.
Scott: Don't worry, Хлеба, we're going for candy and pies as soon as we get Kzahmuh and Gertrude back, and where are Travaia and Jane or Jasmine? Also, where's the other ship?
Ima: The other Anything is coming and
Хлеба: Kzahmuh has it all worked out, we're going to be able to cross over into our parallel universe and back again with no problem.
Scott: okay, They stopped!
Уовгитьчамыща: Start them up again, Ima!
Ima: should I push or pull?
Scott: I'm not sure.
Хлеба: We decided to pull
Ima: Then I pull on:  чагобжа
Хлеба: It's our new word, right, Ima?
Ima: Yeah, and it's powerful!!!

Friday, January 26, 2018

Ima: I'm the Love Princess.
Scott: What else?
Ima: Isn't that enough?
Scott: Yes, but
Хлеба: Are you trying to say
           she's also a leader, Scott?
Ima: really? thanks, Scott!
Хлеба: hehehe
Ima: shut up, Хлеба!
Хлеба: shut up?
Ima: Yeah! I'm a leader and
        the Love Princess.
Хлеба: If you say so... funny
Ima: what, Хлеба?
Хлеба: no comment

Thursday, January 18, 2018

хуж няь хем 
Хлеба: Mermaids are real !!
Ima: Really?
Хлеба: Yes, they are.
Scott: I believe it, Хлеба.
Хлеба: Thanks, Scott, let's go
           find them.
Scott: What about Kzahmuh
          and Gertrude?
Ima: Yeah, they're cute
        and real.
Хлеба: hehe
Ima: Okay, what are we going
        to do?
Scott: Turn them off
Ima: Yeah, they do look
        turned on!
Хлеба: Scott didn't mean that,
           did you, Scott?
Scott: They're unable to stop
Ima: Is Kzahmuh kissing
Хлеба: It looks like
           she's licking her.
Ima: Eww Gross. but she
Хлеба: Scott
Scott: What, Хлеба?
Хлеба: She likes you, Scott.
Scott: Really? It looks like
         she wants Gertrude
Хлеба: hehehe
Ima: Shut up, Хлеба! Let's stop
        this nonsense.
Хлеба: Yeah, I need my sexy
science partner back.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

This party could continue
well into... whenever
and ever...
(or forever if you prefer)
Ima: but Yavki will pop!
Anything: Me too.
Ima: haha nice one, Anything.
Anything: I should do stand-up.
Ima: That would be difficult,
         but I'd laugh. 
Хлеба: Yeah, me too. Yavki, can
    we switch topics now?
Scott: Хлеба, there's  a whole
    building out there...
Хлеба: Whole universe?
Scott: that too, yeah!
Хлеба: ok, I just want um...
(thinking) about 5 pieces of pies,
well big slices, I'll start with five.
Ima: You and Anything
    are hard to please, Хлеба.
Хлеба: Yeah, I'm a
Ima: Superhero
Хлеба: no, a princess.
Ima: hehehe Хлеба ...
Хлеба: Are those all restaurants
in that slowly spinning building,
Scott: Yes, Хлеба. It will stop
  spinning around when we go to eat.
Ima: What kind of food?
Scott: More cakes, cookies and
pies, candy, waffles, shakes, and...
Ima: I hope Anything can figure
out how to reverse Travaia's
thing she did to Kzahmuh and
Gertrude so we can go out for
more desserts...
Уовгитьчамыща: It's not just
Ima, it's
cakes for

Tuesday, January 09, 2018

The Cool Shadow: 
 That was some kinda
 waffle, Scott.
Ima: A 2017 favorite
Хлеба: but what?
Ima: Will this start
a space race?!
Kzahmuh: We can only hope..
Хлеба: Hope for what?
Kzahmuh: Anything is fast enough
   to beat any starship.
Ima: And Anything has an
        opinion on everything.
Хлеба: Really?
Ima: Yes, he does
Kzahmuh: He?
Хлеба: he he he
Ima: Knock it off, guys.
Kzahmuh: Where's Gertrude?
Ima: She told me there are
        several dresses, so I think
        she's putting on another dress.
Уовгитьчамыща: Mmm Wuhmm tnich                                mmnWuhmmtnichwah...
Ima: he he Yavki, still eating little cakes?
Scott: Yeah! She's happy. Ha ha.
Ima: What would she eat if it really
         was her birthday?
Хлеба: Yeah! It would be scary.
Ima: That's funny, Хлеба.
Kzahmuh: Yeah. Yavki loves cake.
Хлеба: Hey, where's Travaia?
Ima: Is that her over there, looking
        at all those cookies?
Kzahmuh: I'll go see if she's alright.
Хлеба: Wow! There's Gertrude!
Ima: The Cookies Dress is stunning.
Уовгитьчамыща: She's gorgeous!
Ima: What's Kzahmuh doing?!
Хлеба: Ha ha ha
  I thought you
  liked guys.
Ima: Why is she
licking Gertrude's
Хлеба: What's going
on anyway?
wait! What's
Gertrude doing with
that gun?
Ima: She's
just using that
    to put frosting 
        on the
  Travaia, no!
  Scott: Travaia
has an anti-gun
device to stop
a shooter from
shooting at
   Ima: Good 
      shot, Travaia
      but now 
      and Kzahmuh
         look funny
      in suspended animation.
  Хлеба: Technology of the future is here.

Tuesday, January 02, 2018

Sunday, December 31, 2017

M: What's this, Uladocha?
U: I don't know, Meirohma. It could be a conversation, but it doesn't make any sense.
M: and what's that in your hand?
U: It's a laype or it has a Yakhoyan spelling, or it looks similar to bread in Russian.
M: hehe What does it do?
U: this
M: oh my gosh, what are you doing?
U: trying to figure out how far above the planet surface we are... Wait, what's that over there?
M: it looks like some spinning building, says something about cakes and cookies, and hehehe Yavkitchmitcha.
U: very funny
M: now who would say someone was wearing cookie dough and frosting on their face because she didn't know how to put on makeup?
U: Yeah, that's strange. Do you want to stop and eat cake and cookies?
M: Sure, I'm hungry and I'll eat anything about now.



























Хлеба: Scott, do you believe in...
Travaia: What, Хлеба?
Kzahmuh: He believes in us and
               knows we're going to succeed.
Travaia: Okay, success. I see.
Хлеба: No! Not success. It's a fairytale!
Kzahmuh: Success isn't a fairytale!
Хлеба: No, Kzahmuh, that's not what
           I'm talking about!
Scott: I know what Хлеба wants to say.
Хлеба: Yeah! Scott knows.
Travaia: So, is it a secret, Хлеба?
Хлеба: No. I'll tell you. It's a place
           we heard about as kids. It's real,
           I think. Maybe... it has
lots of beautiful mermaids.
it's not a real fairy tale, it's a real place

Friday, December 29, 2017

Monday, December 25, 2017

Ima: Scott?!
Scott: Yes? oh, hi Ima.
Ima: What happened to the map?
Scott: map?
Ima: the Dress Store map...
Scott: my, um, you know who has it
Уовгитьчамыща: I'm glad it's not
                          my birthday!
Ima: Me too, Yavki. Ha ha why?
Уовгитьчамыща: coz I'd rather
                          be in charge. Ha ha
Scott: That's good, Yavki. someone
          has to be.
Ima: I'll be in charge of your lips, Scott.
Уовгитьчамыща: I thought you would
give me a special time, Ima, seeing that 
it's almost like my birthday!
Ima: Almost like, yes! okay, I'll be in
        charge of kisses tomorrow. can I eat
        one of your cakes, Yavki?
Уовгитьчамыща: sure, Ima. Have two!
Ima: I think I will.
Scott: I'll have what you're having.
Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah! This is fun!
    I want to be in charge of cakes forever!

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Friday, December 15, 2017


Sunday, December 03, 2017

Хлеба: This has been taking so long! Where are they?

Kzahmuh: Scott, can we celebrate Candy Day today too?

Scott: What, Kzahmuh, oh Candy Day? Yes, I think we are, can we skip the main meal?

Хлеба: Pies Day too, Scott, is that okay?

Scott: How many?

Travaia: Kisses?

Kzahmuh: I think he meant pies, but I'll accept kisses instead of pies.

Хлеба: I want both, and lots.

Ima: Lots of what? Oh, Уовгитьчамыща, if you're still a superhero

Уовгитьчамыща: What? Why do you say like that to me?!

Ima: No, I didn't mean it that way. Forget it, I meant where is our other Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Oh that's alright, Ima, I see you were trying to start a joke. I think she's got our Anything and her crew and they're over at a fast food restaurant, and they're lost.

Scott: I feel that they're coming.

Ima: a hunch?

Scott: lunch? you meant they're eating a very long lunch?

Хлеба: Add a couple more very's, Scott.

Ima: Look out the window, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: Why?

Ima: Just look!

Уовгитьчамыща: It's kinda steamed up.

Ima: Travaia, I knew you were gonna try to start smooching Scott with your Christmas lights lipstick on your lips, and

Ding Dong, Ding Dong!

Travaia: Okay, Ima, I'm in love, or I have a crush.

Ima: Oh take that back, Travaia, he's mine.

Travaia: hehehe

Хлеба: Get the door, Ima!

Ima: Sure.

Хлеба: Who is it?

Ima: Hi Jane! It's Jane!

Хлеба: Who is Jane?

Jane: Hi. My name is Jane or Jasmine.

Ima: Johnson?

Jane: Johnson, Jackson, or Brighton, or

Хлеба: Huh? Why don't you know your name?

Jane: I

Ima: Jane's the head of, I mean she's in charge of

Jane: Please look outside.

Ima: ask her, Jane.

Jane: oh I'm sorry, yes

Хлеба: What's going on?

Ima: Wait a minute,  Хлеба.

Jane: Уовгитьчамыща, your friends want you to enjoy this fashion show!

Уовгитьчамыща: Where?

Ima: Are you ready, Уовгитьчамыща, let's go out and she will show you.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, I am. Thanks, Ima.

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Yavki. We're all here to enjoy your special day! We heard it's your birthday. I'm just not sure why it's not my birthday too, since I'm you in this parallel universe.

Уовгитьчамыща: It's not my birthday.

Travaia: It's okay to have a birthday and get...

Ima: Shh don't say that, Travaia, tell her how beautiful she is.

Уовгитьчамыща: Thanks, Ima. What are you really saying though? I'm not getting any

Ima: Don't say that word, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: older

Ima: Oops, too late!

Уовгитьчамыща: It's a surprise for everyone, but first I want to have fun at your fashion show. Jane, or Jasmine, I'm ready...

Jane: And on the right we have a new dress like no other dress before it, with tiny

Уовгитьчамыща: hehehe are those what I think they are?

Ima: yes, they are Yavki. They're tiny cakes.

Уовгитьчамыща: Are they real?

Ima: Are they real, Jane?

Jane: I don't know.

Ima: Can we taste the cakes?

Jane: I better ask the model. Oh okay, thanks. Her name is Gertrude.

Ima: Wow! She's beautiful.

Уовгитьчамыща: The cakes dress is what's beautiful. I love it! so funny too.

Travaia: Ima did it.

Уовгитьчамыща: Really, Ima? Thanks, I love these dresses!

Jane: And next, we have a Pies Dress...

Kzahmuh: I wonder whose idea that was?!

Хлеба: Yeah, I was getting hungry.

Travaia: I'm hungry, we're all hungry, and

Ima: Scott said we're going to eat after the fashion show.

Scott: I hope this night is fun for everyone.

Уовгитьчамыща: What's that big building, and why is changing, wait, what's that another restaurant, and another one...

Ima: hehehe Yeah, it's spinning!

Уовгитьчамыща: Why? or How?

Anything: You're going to have fun, Уовгитьчамыща.

Ima: Anything, we'll tell her later...

Anything: Okay, Ima, I'll miss you.

Ima: We're only going to be in the next parallel universe from here.

Anything: Alright, Ima. then no problem...

Ima: Did you have a surprise for us, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, you're not going to get much older either, Ima.

Ima: Thanks for saying you like how I look.

Уовгитьчамыща: It's more than that, Ima.

Scott: Are you ready, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, Scott, but you know it's not my birthday.

Scott: I know, it's because you're in charge, you're taking over our Anything, but you have to work with Ima, so she's like your assistant.

Ima: What? Me and Yavki working together. Alright that sounds fun!

Scott: And I'll be working with both of you, but The Cool Shadow also will be in charge of some things...

Ima: Shakes?

Travaia: What am I in charge of?

Ima: You're making me afraid, Travaia.

Travaia: I feel the same way about you, Ima.

Scott: Travaia, you, Kzahmuh and Хлеба will all be in charge and be leaders.

Kzahmuh: Thanks, Scott. When will I be in charge? Can Хлеба and Travaia be my assistants?

Scott: Yes, I think it will work out that way...

Уовгитьчамыща: Really, Scott, I don't know...

Ima: I accept for you, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: Whatever you say, Cakes Dress girl.

Ima: Friends forever, Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, friends forever, Ima!