Sunday, April 28, 2019

Уовгитьчамыща: Ima speed
button, hmm... this could
come in handy. Press here.
whee ooo whee ooo
whee ooo whee ooo
wow everything went by
so fast. trees, bushes, rocks,
everything and back. that's cool.
Ima. thanks.
Ann: What Yavki?
Уовгитьчамыща: I think
you'll like this little button.
Ann: there's no buttons
on Travaia's dress. She's a 
great designer.
Уовгитьчамыща: I mean
inside button.
Ann: I have your long
dress description / tail
Let's go to the Waffle Planet.
Did you leave the light
on in Anything?
Уовгитьчамыща: yes of course
we always do.
Ann: flashing lights.
something's wrong.
Уовгитьчамыща: There's
another little device inside
my dress.
Ann: What does it say?
Уовгитьчамыща: nothing.
oh, wait, um strange sequins.
What's that mean?
Ann: I don't know. Don't
push it.
Уовгитьчамыща: I didn't.
and I won't until I talk
to Travaia.
Ann: There's some movement,
I mean I think someone's
inside of Anything and
moving around in there.

Saturday, April 27, 2019

Kawabata Makoto w/ kinski



Intelligently and powerfully affecting the universe. This is great and a lot of fun.

Friday, April 26, 2019

Mold: so, this is my line?
Travaia: yes, it is.
Mold: "I don't know if we'll be able
           to get out of this and   "
I like, hmm here's one that will
boost your ratings   ha ha HA!
ukh pwooohh (((
Ima: What did you do?
Mold: Say hello to the nano
technology of the now. ha HA!
bink boin boin blig back bling boink
Travaia: What does that
Mold: mean? Yes I am, and
you're getting very sleepy.
No permanent harm to you
and you and you. ha ha ha
but you'll wake up with
bad headache.

knock knock?
Хлеба: (in the kitchen)
Get the door, somebody?!
okay, then I'll get it.
oh hi, sister. I missed
aзaa: pie-ow (pie
in the face)...
miss me? Yes, you did!
haha  Oh I'm so sleepy...
Хлеба: What's going
on in here?!
Everyone's sleeping
and in strange positions.

Wow! this is a 
delicious pie.
thanks  sis!
Mold: HA! you idiot.
Хлеба: wait a minute!
What did you do?
(running back into
  the kitchen.)
Chamomile, Helen,
there's a bad problem.
and who are you?
     : my name is Uhrayuh
and I'll solve your Mold problem.

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Mold: ha! ooh ha,ha
Your relationships
are at risk!
Ima: Shut up!
Travaia, where's Yavki?
We gotta get rid
of this dirty creep.
Mold: thank you
Ima: for what?
Mold: letting me go.
Ima: oh we're not
letting you go.
Number Joe:
I'll take him to jail
after I finish
my waffle.
Mold: by then it will be too late...

Sunday, April 21, 2019

Vulla Vila: Do you guys like me?
Travaia: We don't know you yet,
and that dumbass fired his
weapon at me, and argh er grr...
I'm (so upset)
*Hey, I wanted to say "pissed".
Vulla Vila: Wow! You ladies
are
Хлеба: mwach  mwach yum!
are what? pretty lady
Vulla Vila: actresses.
Mold: Yeah! I told Time
Travel Changer , they're actresses
and we'll win vs. them no problem!
Ima: Yes, you're winning,
Mr. dirty Mold man
or whatever. We're just
waiting for Joe to take
you away.
Number Joe: Did you
get my waffle?
Chamomile: Right here,sir.
Ima: Hey, officer Joe.
Number Joe: Yes, what?
Ima: I thought you were
here to arrest this crud.
Number Joe: Well, what
did he do?
Mold: Nothing officer.
Pink Ima: bull****.
I'm mad! He took me hostage,
then he shot at and wounded
my friend, Travaia.
Travaia: Hey, what's going on?!
beeuu fweeuu pweeuu...
that's a giant
Хлеба: a giant PIE
she's spinning it on her fingertip.
Chamomile, No! careful.
Vulla Vila: Gee!
That pie's as big
as a table top.
How did I wind up
with the last line.
I should have been an actress.
Ima: second to last line, newcomer.

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Pink Ima: Well, I'm here guys.
Travaia: How did you get here?
I didn't see you come in.
Mold: Open the door!
Travaia: Shut up!
Mold: I can't think of
a comeback line.
Travaia: That's good.
Pink Ima: Is this ?
Travaia: Yes it is.
Mold: Oh argh ga ha!
I recognize someone.
Pink Ima: Eww gross.
Here, take that!
Super Pink!
thaa wush waa thush
Travaia: Wow! He's
a terrible type of pink.
Pink Ima: Yeah, I did good
but nobody's perfect!
Chamomile: Number Ima
Your Ima waffle is ready!
Travaia: Okay, Hello!
Oh are you? I mean,
Where are you ? um how?
Vulla Vila: Hello! I'm
looking for someone.
Mold: It's me, they
got me and I need
your help.
Vulla Vila: Help! Help!
Stop being a baby.
Why are you pink?
Pink Ima: I did that
to him.
Vulla Vila: I like it,
giving evil a makeover.

Chamomile: Number Ima!
Ima: Yes! Oh wow thanks
My waffle.
Chamomile: with hot syrup
ugimers fruits on top.
Ima: Is that what it is?
Chamomile: I'm not sure.
It says we can call this
fruit topping what ever
we want to call it.
Ima: ugimersht ?
I like it, or what
or  arg i'm tired and
don't want to argue.
Mold: Oh that good,
give me another bite!
Chamomile: Is it okay
to feed him, Ima?

Ima: I don't know.
At least he won't talk.
Mold: I can talk
and eat at the same time.
Travaia: So who
are you?
Vulla Vila:
I'm Vulla Vila
from around here.
What's she doing?!

Хлеба: This one
was lemon meringue 
and this one
is or was
coconut cream.
Ima: How does
it taste off the
floor?
Хлеба: umm
mwach gwach
It's okay, pretty
good.

Thursday, April 04, 2019

Vulla Vila: 
ok hmm yeah!
wow I figured
this out. Now umm
Where am I?
Oh I see. wait! huh?
What's this? "Red Woman
From The Red Planet"
These idiots, turning me
into a porn star? damnit!

This is a long walk. It's
getting cloudy, gray, and
depressing... ok there it is.
The Waffle Planet ?
Travaia: Just a minute, you loser.
             Someone's knocking. Are we open?
             Chamomile, are
             we open for breakfast?
             Hello! Chamomile?
           Chamomile: Yes!
           well actually no,
           this jerk knocked over
           the pies on the pie rack.
           Хлеба: The pies! The pies!
                                       Nooo...
                                       No! oh
                                             no.          
       

Tuesday, April 02, 2019

       : oooh aah booo
Mold: What's that, I hear a strange voice.
       : Is that you, Mr. Mold?
Mold: No, I mean yes, I hear
         something.
Ima: Yes, you're hearing things.
        Soon officer Joe will be
        here to take you to jail.
       : Remember when I came
        down from the sky? and
        got you!
Mold: Yes! I remember
Travaia:  Remember what? You hurt
             me, you foul idiot.
Mold:   You're still , um you're a little
            girl who never got anywhere
            in life.
Travaia: I got somewhere! in the
           best place I could be, to stop you!