Kzahmuh: Scott, you said I can have lots of candy?

Scott: Yes, Kzahmuh, let's go out and get some candy to celebrate one year since you joined us.

Kzahmuh: That sounds fun! thanks!

Scott: Where is Хлеба?

Хлеба: I'm right here, Scott.

Scott: What do you want to do to celebrate?

Хлеба: Eat pies!

Kzahmuh: haha How many?

Хлеба: How many can I have?

Scott: We should...oh well, you can have what you want.

Хлеба: thanks, I do want all I can eat all-day pies.

Kzahmuh: That's funny, Хлеба, I can eat way too much candy too, but you know, never enough. 

Хлеба: Travaia, are you going with us?

Travaia: Thanks for asking me, Хлеба, even if I haven't been here very long.

Хлеба: Sure, Travaia. You're nice and I apologize if I didn't show you good friendship right away.

Travaia: That's okay, let's go have some fun! I'm glad that I'm with you guys. Did you say you're going to the Love Planet or going out for candy and pies?

Scott: Both and all three, or more.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, Morfuka.

Travaia: Morfuka?

Хлеба: I think Morfuka is enjoy your favorites and have fun! Listen to Bedroom Beach song...

Scott: Yeah, I can put it back up again for us to listen to, and

Хлеба: I like to dance at end to the beat, beat, beat, beat...

Kzahmuh: Yeah, you're cute doing that dance, Хлеба, and Very funny!

Kzahmuh

Friday, June 24, 2016

Уовгитьчамыща: Hello. My name is Уовгитьчамыща. What's your name?

My name is Kzahmuh. Nice to meet you.

Ima: My name is Ima

Kzahmuh: Hi Ima. Scott told me you're going to the Love Planet...

Ima: Yeah, that's Center.

Уовгитьчамыща:and that's right too but yes, that's Center.

Kzahmuh: What's Center?

Ima: the Love Planet

Kzahmuh: that'll be fun!

Ima: Yeah! You're sure pretty Kzahmuh!

Kzahmuh: thanks, I'm a transgender girl.

Ima: Transgender girl? Are you still in school?

Kzahmuh: Yes and no. I go to a parallel university...

Ima: Where?

Kzahmuh: A parallel universe.

Ima: How do you know Scott? (Ima looks jealous.)

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure but he said he was dreaming when...

Ima: Yeah okay, he's bothered by the news. Me too and...

Kzahmuh: What Ima, you wanted the Warriors to win the NBA title?

Ima: No Kzahmuh, I like the Cavaliers.

Kzahmuh: Oh you mean the mass shooting at that nightclub. Yeah, I'm sad too and I guess all of our minds and hearts came together, and Scott somehow found me in a parallel universe and I wanted to comfort him and also go with you to make the Love Planet a world where everyone is loved and no one is threatened or hurt.

Ima: I'm happy you're here.

Уовгитьчамыща: Girls, we need to get some sleep.

Ima: alright Yavki

Уовгитьчамыща: Ee, what do you think we're gonna dream about tonight?

Ima: Scott dreaming about us.

Kzahmuh: that sounds like fun! Can I do that too?

Ima: Yeah! The three of us against one Scott, we'll win!

Уовгитьчамыща: No Ima, we'll all win when we get into Anything and he's with us.

Kzahmuh: I forget, what's Anything? Lingerie?

Ima: LOL Kzahmuh

Kzahmuh: Yeah, I was trying to make a joke.

Ima: I'm happy you're here in our universe, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Me too, Ima. I think I'll stay.

Scott: Are they on the ground?

Kzahmuh: They?

Scott: the Boletes

Kzahmuh: Yes. I think so, but...

Scott: but what?

Kzahmuh: there's a problem with the past.

Scott: in the past?

Kzahmuh: no, I can't say for sure, but someone could be erasing the past or history...

Scott: How do you know that?

Хлеба: Kzahmuh, did you tell Scott about Wonder Woman and Yavkitchamitcha?

Scott: What do I need to know, Хлеба?

Kzahmuh: Oh, Scott and I are talking about a problem with the past.

Хлеба: Yes, look at this, Scott.

Scott: What is it?

Kzahmuh: It's like a map.

Scott: a map of?

Kzahmuh: the past and both of our universes...

Scott: why?

Хлеба: Kzahmuh says Wonder Woman or Уовгитьчамыща could be in danger in the past.

Scott: What makes you think that?

Kzahmuh: Our arch enemy, and one of this galaxy's most-feared villains I've found has achieved the ability to time travel, and if my theory is correct he's, umm they have taken Wonder Woman there before she's reached her potential of her powers, for some sort of a test...

Scott: This could explain the bad dreams and the reason we've been worried. Ima has been having nightmares, and...

Ima: Did you call me, Scott?

Scott: Sure, I miss you. What were you doing?

Ima: Travaia and I are hanging out together on the beach. 

Scott: Where is Уовгитьчамыща? And of course, Уовгитьчамыща.

Ima: They went out to get us more food.

Scott: Well, that's good... I don't think we're going to decide what to do today, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: That's okay, but we'll keep trying to find out more but so far I don't see the bad guy we're looking for in the past.

Scott: I wish all bad guys would stay in the past, but not go there and cause problems.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, that's true.

Scott: Hey, what's (pointing at the screen) this!

Kzahmuh: It looks like some sort of flying objects. UFOs?!

Scott: Boletes?

Kzahmuh: Maybe!

I went to the new "Wonder Woman" movie on Friday and it's a great movie. I like this Wonder Woman because she is nice, friendly, and kind, unless you're the bad guy, and then she is an amazing warrior. She is pretty, cute, and beautiful and I like this kind of character who has so many of my favorite character attributes all rolled into one.

Wonder Woman

Before she was Wonder Woman, she was Diana, princess of the Amazons, trained to be an unconquerable warrior. Raised on a sheltered island paradise, when an American pilot crashes on their shores and tells of a massive conflict raging in the outside world, Diana leaves her home, convinced she can stop the threat. Fighting alongside man in a war to end all wars, Diana will discover her full powers…and her true destiny. (Warner Bros. website)

Photos: Warner Bros.

Monday, December 26, 2016

12:50 am

Kzahmuh: "I saw Boletes

                in the Past-ure."

                (Past + Future)

  1:00 am " I saw Boletus "

  I wrote
  these down
  for her.

What would a Superhero do? Kzahmuh: Are you asking me? Scott: No, it's a question in the headline to get some interest. Kzahmuh: Why? Scott: What? Kzahmuh: Huh? oh, um what did you think about the Boletes I told you about? Can you put that up here?

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, okay now that we're alone, look at this.

Хлеба: Yeah, what is it, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: Oh wait a minute, not that.

Хлеба: Where is this photo from? Did you, umm... is this around here somewhere?

Kzahmuh: No, when I went back in time to

Хлеба: to the '90s?

Kzahmuh: Yes.

Хлеба: So it looks like a forest or something.

Kzahmuh: Yes, it is.

Хлеба: And who's that?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure.

Kzahmuh: I think it's Wonder Woman.

Хлеба: That's not Wonder Woman. It's just some woman and her hair is done up and she's beautiful, and

Kzahmuh: No, not her.

Хлеба: I don't see any other pretty young women in the photo.

Kzahmuh: Look again.

Хлеба: Yeah, I did and hey, why aren't we at the beach. Scott is gonna wonder what we're doing.

Kzahmuh: Anyway, look again at the photo.

Хлеба: And?

Kzahmuh: It's her.

Хлеба: Who's her?

Kzahmuh: the child

Хлеба: huh?!

Kzahmuh: My research  says that can only be one of two people.

Хлеба: How could you come up with that kind of research?

Kzahmuh: Our arch enemy, and one of this galaxy's most-feared villains I've found has achieved the ability to time travel, and if my theory is correct he's, umm they have taken Wonder Woman there before she's reached her potential of her powers, for some sort of a test...

Хлеба: So, what's the other possibility?

Kzahmuh: What?

Хлеба: Who else do you think that little girl could be?

Kzahmuh: Okay, but don't laugh.

Хлеба: Well, I'm waiting.

Kzahmuh: Уовгитьчамыща

Хлеба: He He He He He.

Kzahmuh: Quit giggling.

Хлеба: He He He He He

Kzahmuh: Hey Хлеба, we gotta get serious! We're superheroes.

Хлеба: Yes, I agree.