Tuesday, April 03, 2018

Kzahmuh: I think there's something wrong with my Kzahmuh-vision, Хлеба.

Хлеба: What?

Kzahmuh: I don't know, but Ann was supposed to be here by around 8 p.m. and it's, well what time is it?

Хлеба: I don't know but you're right. Maybe your TV of the future is only good at seeing the past.

Kzahmuh: Whatever the problem is, let's not tell Scott and Yavkitchamitcha, they'll be upset.

Хлеба: I hope Ann is alright and she'll be here soon.

Kzahmuh: oh here comes Ima, I don't know if we should

Ima: hi. What are you two doing?

Хлеба: nothing. why?

Ima: just thought I'd ask.

Kzahmuh: Ann is late.

Ima: yeah. I'm going to call her.

Хлеба: Maybe she can meet us at those restaurants.

Kzahmuh: I still think this is strange or wrong.

Ima: What's strange or wrong?

Kzahmuh: I'll see what happened an hour ago.

Хлеба: What do you see?

Kzahmuh: It looks like, wait a minute, oh no that spaceship crash landed and

Хлеба: I'm worried, Kzahmuh.

Ima: Me too, Хлеба.

Kzahmuh: Is that, um someone walking.

Хлеба: Yes. oh and now she's sitting down...

Ima: What's that in the sky? I mean, it looks like another spaceship. It looks like the same spaceship, but it can't be.

Kzahmuh: Can I ask something, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Sure, what?

Kzahmuh: Do you think we should have come to this parallel universe?

Хлеба: Why not? It's your parallel universe, isn't it?

Ima: What are you guys talking about?

Kzahmuh: Maybe this is all part of something we did that's going to change everything

Ima: or maybe this is what's supposed to happen.

Ima: oh yeah, Scott wants to say some nice words about Gertrude, then we better get out there and figure out if Ann is out there, but I'll call her first.

Хлеба: oh there's Scott.

Ima: hi. Where's Gertrude, and Yavkitchamitcha, Travaia, Jane or Jasmine, and The Cool Shadow? 

Scott: They're getting ready to go out to eat but we're waiting for Ann.

Ima: oh okay, here's Gertrude.

Scott: I'll say it next time.

Gertrude: What?

Scott: I just wanted to say thank you for helping us!

Gertrude: Sure, anything else I can do, let me know.

Ima: Sure, anything else I can do, let me know. 

Gertrude: Why are you repeating what I said, Ima?

Хлеба: She's jealous, Gertrude, but don't worry she'll be mad at me tomorrow.

Kzahmuh: I think we really have to get out there. She could be hurt. and what, who is that

Хлеба: hahaha it's you, Kzahmuh! of course

Kzahmuh: of course, what?!

Хлеба: and Ima, is that, um is that Ann?

Ima: you mean what?

Kzahmuh: What's better than one Ann?

Ima: I don't know, what?

Kzahmuh: two

Хлеба: really?!

Kzahmuh: I don't know but we need to find out. and you're saying that's me? Talk about a bad hair day!

Ima: hehehe

Хлеба: hey, your phone is ringing, Ima.

Ima: Oh-Kay! I'll get it! Hello!

Ann: Sorry, Ima, I had to do a few things and haven't left yet. I can come in a few minutes... (conversation continues...)

Kzahmuh: One more Ann makes three.

Хлеба: hehehehehe

Kzahmuh: this is gonna be a mess.

Scott: did you ladies forget

Ima: forget what, Scott?
oh okay, Ann, I will call you back, Scott said we forgot something.

Scott: our Anything, and our friend Yavkitchamitcha from this parallel universe, and the others.

Ima: no, we didn't forget about them.

Kzahmuh: this is going to be a long night.

Хлеба: yeah! but I'm looking forward to meeting the other you, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: yeah! hahaha