Friday, May 18, 2018

Ann: Ima, since we're waiting I'm glad I brought you this as a gift.

Ima: What is it?

Ann: A bag of cookies.

Хлеба: oh cookies! hahaha

Ann: why funny?

Ima: You wouldn't believe it, we just finished fighting cookies.

Ann: You fight cookies, I recommend eating them.

Ima: These cookies were big and mean and

Kzahmuh: They weren't really real cookies, they were

Ann: What?

Kzahmuh: I'm still not sure but they could be the product of an experiment by a mad scientist or an evil genius.

Ann: okay

Travaia: Look who's here!

Ima: oh huh? she's wearing green, wow! that's a cute hat, or is it a hairstyle?

Ima: hi. how are you, Ima?

Ima: I'm fine, Ima. How are you?

Ima: I'm okay. Nice to see me again. I mean nice to see you again.

Travaia: haha

Ima: Travaia, stop it!

Travaia: OK and look!

Ima: Wow! so pretty!

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi. I'm back! Did you miss me?

Ima: Yes, Уовгитьчамыща. We missed you! How are you doing today?

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm okay, and I feel pretty good. We landed your Anything, but I think Хлеба is bringing it closer.

Ima: ah hahahah another Хлеба eee hehehe.

Хлеба: Shut up, Ima! or it's our turn, order a waffle.

Ima: I would like a blueberry waffle, with the special Hurenguleiyen syrup. ooh is that a special fruit syrup, or what?

Хлеба: yeah! I mean, it's not Yakhoyan (the word) or hmm is that a picture of the fruit?

Ima: It's kind of strange looking but beautiful. 

Kzahmuh: hey, where's Scott?

Уовгитьчамыща: Maybe he's helping Хлеба move Anything closer to this place.

Хлеба: This is The Waffle Planet and Scott is closer to that Хлеба than me and he doesn't even know her. I'm mad now.

Ima: Scott likes you, Хлеба.

Хлеба: Really?!

Ima: yeah, he does! 

POW! Whappp!!

Ima: Good punch, Ann!

Ann: Who was that?!

Kzahmuh: Let's find out.

Travaia: I don't see anyone.

Kzahmuh: What happened to my invisible armor suit?

Travaia: I don't know.

Kzahmuh: You got it back from Jane or Jasmine?

Travaia: Yeah!

Kzahmuh: And?

Travaia: I put it down.

Хлеба: Why can't we see him at all?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure, maybe he or it found the other setting.

Хлеба: What other setting?

Kzahmuh: Completely invisible.

Хлеба: When's that useful.

Kzahmuh: When you don't want to be seen or detected, or

Хлеба: or what?

Kzahmuh: you're having a bad hair day, for example.

Хлеба: hahaha

Kzahmuh: Order, Хлеба!

Хлеба: I'll take whatever that fruit with the strange name is and a glass of that fruit juice.

Worker: Don't you want a waffle?

Хлеба: Yes, I'm sorry. I want the fruit on the waffle or the way you make it.

Worker: next, please!

Ima: I'm beginning to see who that is and I don't like it.

Ann: Who is it?

Ima: or What?

Kzahmuh: It's a Cookie!

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi everybody! What's going on? What happened?!

Ima: First, Уовгитьчамыща, I want to say you look beautiful in that dress. Wow!

Уовгитьчамыща: but who is that on the floor?

Ima: guess?

Уовгитьчамыща: You're still in charge, Ima, so tell me.

Ima: It's a Cookie! Ann punched the Cookie, but she gave us some cookies, too.

Ann: Hi Уовгитьчамыща, you're beautiful! Have a cookie!

Уовгитьчамыща: Thank you! Why can I barely see the Cookie?

Ima: It was invisible and it's becoming visible to the naked eyes right now.

Хлеба: You just wanted to say naked, Ima.

Ima: Yes I did, but maybe with a special device, new glasses invention, we could see him.

Kzahmuh: Yes. perhaps, see it, him, or her, or

Хлеба: or what? Kzahmuh

Kzahmuh: it's not a Cookie.

Хлеба: Who is it?

Kzahmuh: is it Frosting?

Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, I thought you called the Police to come and pick up Frosting and take him to a place with bars, where he can't hurt anyone again.

Ima: Yeah-uh, well I did call, but they said we'd have to handle it or something like that.

Уовгитьчамыща: So, do you think this is Frosting?

Ima: I don't know.

Уовгитьчамыща: Make sure he doesn't have any guns or weapons of any kind.  And

Ima: And what?

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm getting hungry. It's your party, Ima! Happy Waffle Planet Day! Let's eat!

Ima: I hope Waffle Planet Day lasts for a long time, and that we can eat many delicious waffles!

Хлеба: Amen! and Yum!








Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Хлеба: Wow! What a big menu and many different waffles!

Ima: I thought this was my date.

Хлеба: with?

Ima: with Scott. What's wrong with you.

Хлеба: you

Ima: what?

Хлеба: nothing.

Scott: what's 

Ima: what's what, Scott, is this our date now because Хлеба and everyone else, they're just distracting from us and waffles.

Scott: They're here to eat waffles.

Kzahmuh: Yeah! It's The Waffle Planet!!! Why are you guys arguing? There's plenty for all of us.

Ima: but the love is limited.

Kzahmuh: LOL Ima, what?

Ima: Scott

Kzahmuh: Scott what?

Ima: I thought he was taking me there on a date.

Kzahmuh: It is a date and you're the person of honor.

Ima: Superhero of honor.

Kzahmuh: Okay then, I agree.

Ima: thanks

Kzahmuh: Hey Хлеба, what is this on my Kzahmuh-vision past&future device?

Хлеба: What's what on what?

Kzahmuh: I see like more than one version of what happened tonight while we were waiting for Ann.

Хлеба: And? Maybe it's a malfunction of your device or something.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, the or something sounds like it. because you did something, right?

Хлеба: What I did was the right thing to do because I didn't have another choice.

Kzahmuh: Do nothing?

Хлеба: Like what Scott wrote, create... care, or something like that, but I'm hungry.

Kzahmuh: huh?! I was dead?

Хлеба: You or perhaps someone just like you or who looks like you from here.

Kzahmuh: You mean from THERE, there, or there...
I'm from here, this parallel universe.

Хлеба: but what if that death altered everything.

Kzahmuh: for me and my life? then I guess I wouldn't be hungry for a waffle right now?

Travaia: hey guys, there's a bunch of kids here, let's let them go ahead of us in line and can we eat in that other room?

Ima: it's gonna be too crowded in there for a date.

Travaia: who's going on a date, I thought this was a waffle party.

Ima: yes, apparently is it. (sad face)

Wednesday, May 09, 2018

Ima: this is the worst sleep ever, i thought we were going to eat, oh is that the sunlight, good it's morning! Finally! Where have you been, Travaia? 

Travaia: Nowhere, Ima, just kind of out doing some things.

Ima: At night?

Travaia: Well, yeah I did.

Ima: What?!

Travaia: Let's go for a walk.

Ima: Scott isn't paying attention to me and I'm upset, and I'm bored too.

Kzahmuh: Hi Ima. 

Ima: Did you see her yet?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Ima: that other Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: don't worry, you'll see.

Ima: see what?

Travaia: Kzahmuh, we're going to go for a walk.

Kzahmah: ok, I'll join you.

Ann: Hi Ima. What were you guys doing in there? Where's Scott?

Ima: He went to see where our own Anything and they are.

Ann: Who are they?

Ima: You'll see. The girl that looks like me. I'm so sad.

Ann: Why? oh I was going to tell you

Kzahmuh: No, Ann. Scott's going to

Ima: What is Scott going to do, Kzahmuh, say he doesn't like me!?

Kzahmuh: No, nothing like that, Ima. He likes you...

Хлеба: Hi Kzahmuh, it's ready! or at least I think it's ready...

Уовгитьчамыща: What's wrong, buddy?

Ima: Hi Yavki. I don't know.

Уовгитьчамыща: You're my best friend.

Ima: Really? You too, you're my best friend.

Уовгитьчамыща: so I hope you're not sad...

Хлеба: Let's go, this took a lot of work.

Kzahmuh: No, Khlebuh, don't say it.

Yavkitchamitcha: Say what?

Eemuh: Yeah, what?

Ann: C'mon let's go!

Truhvaiuh: Yeah, I like our names to see similar to how they're pronounced.

Gurtrude: What?

Jayne or Jazmin: Oh I see, our names. hehe

Thuh Coo el Shad oh: haha this is fun!

Anything: I don't know how my name should sound... but have fun, Ima. You're my best friend.

Ima: Really? Anything, I don't want to leave

Anything: We'll always be friends, right?

Ima: For sure, Anything!

Anything: I want to see The Wah

Kzahmuh: No, Anything, don't tell her!

The Cool Shadow: Yeah! What she said!

Kzahmuh: hahaha Cool, nice one!

Хлеба: Out, we have to go out now!

Anything: We're going to land closer to the Wah

Хлеба: Shhh Don't tell her, Anything!

Anything: Well, at least I'm glad you can all hear me now!

Ima: I had to share, because

Уовгитьчамыща: because you're a good person and nice girl.

Ima: No, I'm a superhero. a superhero who is one year older.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, you're a superhero, Ima. but not one year older.

Ima: Really? Thanks, Yavki!

Уовгитьчамыща: Scott's here, Ima.

Scott: Let's go outside and look over there!

a few minutes later...


Ima: What that?!

Scott: Guess.

Ima: It looks like a little planet, or something.

Scott: Yeah, let's go over there.

Уовгитьчамыща: How do you like it, Ima?

Ima: Wow! It says The Waffle Planet!!!

Хлеба: Scott said you used to talk about if there is really a waffle planet, before I knew you guys.

Kzahmuh: You're going to enjoy this restaurant, Ima, we worked on it just for you.

Хлеба: When do we get to eat our pies and candy, my science partner and inventor/friend.

Kzahmuh: As soon as Ima and Scott

Ann: Can I say it?

Kzahmuh: Sure you can, Ann.

Ann: go out on their date.

Уовгитьчамыща: then I'm going too.

Хлеба: I guess I'll have to go out with Scott when you're asleep or something.

Ima: I don't sleep much, Хлеба.



Thursday, May 03, 2018


Dear Gertrude,

your pattern applies
your beauty multiplies