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Tuesday, September 10, 2024
Thursday, September 05, 2024
Sunday, September 01, 2024
Scott: Ima. Where are you?
Ima: I can hear him.
Khleba: Yeah, where is he?
bzzz ooht
Ima: Who is it?
Scott: Ima. It's Scott.
Ima: Where are you?
Scott: The Bedroom Beach.
Ima: So are we.
Thursday, August 29, 2024
Tuesday, August 27, 2024
Monday, August 26, 2024
Kzahmuh: Sorry, I'm concentrating. Khleba: I thought you were doing physics. Ima: $25, 253 per ride? Good job!
Yavkitchamitcha: An index of parallel universes, or
Kzahmuh: Yes, parallel Oregons. Look on the mountain.
Khleba: Three of them. That's what I think it is. It's, It's, it's
Eyana: The mermaids call him Mr. Large.
Khleba: it's Bigfoot!
Wednesday, August 21, 2024
Kzahmuh: Ima, look at this! The president didn't do it.
booo m n m!
Copy: Hello. Do you see me? And do you remember me?
Ima: Do I answer your question first, Kzahmuh, or his? Copy! Damm it. What are you up to?
Copy: And I made light. And rescued your president. Thank me later.
Monday, August 19, 2024
The Cool Shadow
this is LIVE
Scott: I have no knowledge about what will happen.
Yavki, where are we? Oh, by the way, how was your trip to the way out there?
Good, Ima, but did you realize that plant people are strong?
Yes, Plant Girl is, oh no!
What, Ima?
She's still in a Good Great protective home.
Oh. You're calling them homes now?
Yes, I want everyone to feel safe, Yavki.
So then, do you think we're home right now?
Pbooooommm!!
Yavki, where is everybody else?
Ima, that noise...
bzzz ooht buzz ooht
Hello?
Anything: Ima, don't be mad at me but I put you and Yavki in Good Great for your protection. Did you see the news?
Ima: No, Anything, I didn't. The TV went off.
Anything: Someone wants to overthrow our system and destroy society.
Ima: What was that loud noise?
Anything: The news reported that you're alive.
Ima: I already know that. Now tell me something I don't know.
Anything: The blast was meant for you. Sorry. That's why I sent you into Good Great.
Other Where
Copy: She's right here with me.
Central Computer/Leader: You must return her to the raw elements or to nature.
Copy: I cannot. She is special.
Central Computer/Leader: You, love? her.
Copy: Nooohoho ha I care about truth. She is a person. I gave her a genuine Ima personality. Humans call it a soul.
Central Computer/Leader: nonsense. I will have you detained and your movement restricted.
Copy: Nooo!! You can't.
Ima: What's wrong? Is he angry with me?
Copy: No, Ima, don't worry about it.
Another place
The Cool Shadow: I've never been scared. And I'm not about to start.
Cool Cool Loves Shakes!
Cool Cool Cool Cool!!!!
The Cool Shadow: Oh no. Did I fall asleep? Where am I? My phone. I have a phone? Hello
Anything: Hello, Cool?
The Cool Shadow: Yes. Anything? Why are you calling me? And where am I?
Anything: You're in a very safe place. And you know what you have to do.
The Cool Shadow: What?
Saturday, August 17, 2024
Friday, August 16, 2024
Tuesday, August 13, 2024
Katy Perry - LIFETIMES
40 minutes after LIFETIMES was posted on YouTube. That's when I listened to it while watching the music video. It could have been 37 minutes, but I listened to Illusion first.
Saturday, August 10, 2024
This is EMERI
On tonight'show, people everywhere wondering tonight how REAL they are.
(Later)
Time Travel Changer: Let's just say I'm saving this city from Food gone mad.
(Previously but not fit enough to print)
Peanut Butter On Everything: What does this look like to you? Jelly Guy: People trying to have fun Enjoy concerts and food. Peanut Butter On Everything: We are food. We're the only food that matters. Jelly Guy: I'm sweet.
(and Friday)
EMERI Jackson: He (Scott) says he created the character Peanut Butter On Everything when he was fondly (sarcasm) remembering college freshman dorm (cafeteria) food. He put peanut butter on everything.
Peanut Butter On Everything: I created Scott, now I'm going to make him cry like a girl. Jelly Guy: How do you like my jelly dress? Boo hoo!!
Friday, August 09, 2024
EMERI A man, who thinks he knows something and maybe he even thinks he created us, oh HA HA. S kah tuh Scott . . .
Cookie: Get him! Destroy
E V E R Y TH ING.
Men. It's the end for civilization.