Chamomile: I don't want to be friends. Scott: I don't want to be to be friends.

Chamomile Scott Ui Pnah Yavkitchamitcha Ima

 

Khleba: You took my device. Plant Girl: You told me to help Kzahmuh.

Khleba Plant Girl Kzahmuh

Kzahmuh: "Clothes On, Clothes Off" What a movie that was.

Kzahmuh Khleba Travaia Ima Chamomile Plant Girl Yavkitchamitcha

episode: When the ship needs to be alone

Live!: approx. 3:30 p.m. to 3:45 p.m. Saturday, April 26, 2025

Live! episode: When the ship needs to be alone

Ima: Anything needed to be alone. He's a spaceship.

Khleba: Starship, no I

Kzahmuh: You meant to anywhere.

Travaia: More than one universe.

Yavkitchamitcha: Two universes.

Ima: So why are we out here?

Khleba: It's cold.

Travaia: Put on your jacket.

Khleba: Oh yeah.

Yavkitchamitcha: There she is. Hi. We're over here.

Chamomile: Is that Plant Girl?

Kzahmuh: Yes, and it's her forest but those trees look pretty bad. Maybe there's something wrong or they're sick.

Khleba: They're only trees. Hi, thanks for inviting us here.

Plant Girl: You're always welcome here.

Chamomile: And we will come here to see you.

Ima: When our ship says he needs to be alone. But what happened to the trees?

Plant Girl: What do you mean? Maybe the translation isn't good. You said these are strange trees. They are very normal for your planet.

Kzahmuh: How is that? They are from your worlds, on the edge of the solar system.

Plant Girl: If you are saying we brought them here, then yes you are correct. But they came to live with us when humans rejected them because they said they were not beautiful.

Khleba: How can that be?

Plant Girl: We communicate, as you say, telepathically with all plants that are afraid and need our help. You humans say that you love but we believe in doing what we can and leave feelings to others.

(Live 4:45 p.m.to 5:00 p.m. Thu, Apr 24, 2025) Something To The Imagination

Something: Anything, you are a ship but your imagination is running wild.

Anything: I am not making this up. Let me show you.

Something: Not turning into a man and getting it out of your briefcase this time? An overhead projection. Also old-fashioned but it's funny and the they now say comedy slash any other genre is the new genre.

Anything: It's an old genre and sub is more like it. Slash is a solo artist, or

Something: You really believe The Waffle Planet thinks and

Anything: and has feelings. 

Something: Is it male or female?

Anything: What are the other choices?

Something: Anything, you don't choose that.

Anything: Conversation over. I'm hungry for a waffle.

Something: How are planning to eat it?

Anything: The same way you will. Think positive.

Something: You're not one of those people are you?

Anything: No, I'm my own person, I'm a ship.

The Waffle Planet: Hello.

Something: Did you hear someone say "Hello"?

Anything: What do you think?

Something: Every time we talk I need to use my imagination.

Anything: Something, you're a machine.

Something: and a good one.

also, Live

Vulla Vila: I'm a good writer, even if you don't use me.

Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe): We need you as a fighter.

Vulla Vila: I'm a writer and a fighter.

Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe): Sometimes we're letting some things get on here that they say are inappropriate for people under 41.

Vulla Vila: Under what?! Is that an appropriate age? Like I said, I want to be a

POW!! Whap!! Swishhh!!!

Previously, but neither seen nor written down:

Mold: We're getting out soon.

Cookie: Yeah, they say I have mental health now.

Mold: Good or Bad?

Cookie: They didn't say. But that last massage, Wow!

Mold: Let's celebrate by wreaking havoc!

Cookie: Starting with me baking up a beautiful red cookie.

Mold: My porn star?

Cookie: Noooo!! You're gross and disgusting.

Mold: We share that title, Mr. Gross and Disgusting.

Peanut Butter On Everything

Peanut Butter On Everything: This is Live and nobody is gonna make me be sweet.

Time Travel Changer: Say "This is in memory of religion."

Peanut Butter On Everything: As in religion is history. And I liked History 10Fun.

Time Travel Changer: You sound like a

The Invisible Woman: a freakin' K-Pop Girls Group.

Time Travel Changer: She's our g.p.

Peanut Butter On Everything: g.p.?

Time Travel Changer: Girl Poof. As on Poof, you're gone. 

The Invisible Woman: The only one (two) gone is you two idiots.

Peanut Butter On Everything: Who are you chatting with?

The Invisible Woman: My mail order husband.

"Honey, I'm so sad, I need money to feel better. One million dollars is okay."

Time Travel Changer: One million, feel better?

The Invisible Woman: What were you going to do to me?

Time Travel Changer: What's that thing?

The Invisible Woman: Oh, of course you recognize a drone.

Peanut Butter On Everything: Now! ... to the 90s, the 1390s.

Time Travel Changer: Hey, where are we? No, it can't be.

Peanut Butter On Everything: We're in the 1390s? She was right, we are idiots.

Travaia: I hope no one ever gets a hold of my new invention because the past could be quite dangerous.

Kzahmuh: The modern world is dangerous, for example

Khleba: Your bikini?

Ima: We'll only look with the bad eye.

Kzahmuh: I have calculated how many waffles we will need to feed everybody. Ima: Everybody?!

Kzahmuh Scott Ima Yavkitchamitcha Khleba Travaia

5 Songs

Two songs against each other is fun, but this is better: 5 new songs. All sound good to me but you decide. I listened to these songs (with videos) on YouTube.

Billy Idol - Still Dancing

Natalia Stardust - Manorexic

Arika & The Amoebas - F the Algo

Killswitch Engage - I Believe

Steven Wilson - The Overview

Something to the Imagination

last episode: him and him and her 

upcoming episode: Something to the Imagination

 

episode: him and him and her

Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe) Ima Khleba Chamomile Travaia

Peanut Butter On Everything: They picked a flower to be their leader. Time Travel Changer: How do you know that? Peanut Butter On Everything: I have my sources. Time Travel Changer: All evil I hope. I'm trying to figure out out a place in the past to send them where they won't have any rights. Peanut Butter On Everything: But lawyers were a dime a dozen. Let them eat peanut butter. Time Travel Changer: hahaha on everything? Without *Good*, there will be no stopping us, my friend. The past will owe us a favor. Peanut Butter On Everything: I never did well with the ladies, but if we go back... Time Travel Changer: Try on this shirt, oh KAY if I were a woman, I'd say "Wow!" Peanut Butter On Everything: Thank you but Do NOT touch me. Time Travel Changer: I didn't.

: I did! and I'm a lady. 

Time Travel Changer: You are a pain in the

: I like your idea of sending them where they will have no rights. 

Peanut Butter On Everything: That sounds unconstitutional, and evil. I'm in.

This was Live!

time finished:

4:21 PM Mon, Apr 14

2025

 

episode: Something Human

Anything: Did you ever figure out how to

Something: To what?

Hey where did 

I go? 

Anything: You're right here. Shake my hand.

episode: Better Than Work

Ima Scott Chamomile Anything Travaia Something 

Khleba: Look! It's Yakhoya News in the breakaway states.

Khleba Ima Kzahmuh Travaia Yakhoya News

 

: I want everyone to know. I: Know what? : That it's real. Then when we take over, that we're doing the world a favor.

: I Ima Kzahmuh Khleba Travaia Yavkitchamitcha Yakhoya News 

Siem Reap, Phnom Penh: Iced Americano at 7-Eleven

I don't have much more to write about those two great Iced Americanos. That's because they made me feel very happy when I took small sips in the evening, at night, and the next morning. I put them in the mini fridge in each hotel.

By the way, I inserted the straw before the photos. It is served with a wrapped straw. I didn't start drinking until after the photos at the hotels where we stayed.

This turned out not to be one 7-Eleven against another 7-Eleven, but more like a friendly and fun time. Both stores were easy to shop in and fast to buy most of what I wanted. 

Siem Reap stayed at Best, Phnom Penh also one of the Best. I just hope to go back to these cities and their 7-Eleven stores.

Ima: All because some people around here don't want to do anything. Khleba: Looking at me? I WAS leader. Ima: I was looking at the reflection in your glasses.

Ima Khleba Scott Kzahmuh Gertrude Travaia

My last night in Cambodia, continued

My last night in Cambodia, continued...

While I was in 7-Eleven, I bought something to eat for dinner. My thought was, Would she be back in time to go down to the hotel restaurant? I didn't know. 

Oh, I also looked for candy bars, found some but one kind wasn't there. I'll let the photos tell the rest of the story. Omelette Mixed with Rice and an assortment of snacks which I didn't eat on the trip after all. I still have to eat those snacks and no better time than starting this week. I gave her half of those treats.

7-Eleven in Phnom Penh, I didn't expect this on my last night in Cambodia, the Iced Americano to go up against the Iced Americano I liked so much from Siem Reap 7-Eleven

Iced Americano from a Phnom Penh 7-Eleven. I am very impressed by this 7-Eleven, it's workers, and this great Iced Americano.

The short action story is about my last night in Cambodia. I wrote it the next day, that was more than a week ago. It's pretty much a rough draft typed into WhatsApp and I left in the mistake and the sleepy emoji.

Last night was like an action movie. My girlfriend, or is she my wife, didn't return to the hotel after two hours, it was closer to 9 hours. What I'm 😴 getting to is I couldn't wait around in our hotel room any longer. It was almost dark outside. I had no knowledge of where we were, actually an area with very few stores. I had the front desk call a Tuk Tuk driver. He arrived, and I was off in the direction of 7-Eleven to buy candy bars for the long journey home. Gawd. Why did I have to be my own snacks hero. Don't do it Scott. I did it. Just like a famous chase scene, we were on the move and none of the alleys with giant holes and dirty puddles of perhaps water, could slow us down. But maybe a rabies dog or two had high hopes of taking a woof out of me. Don't look. Just when it seemed like we were gonna star in beyond Phnom Penh, the driver smiled. We had arrived. Thank God and Buddha. And the action thriller in me.

I bought candy, Coca-Cola, and bottled. I'm not sure which one kills us faster these days, but I'm blessed and nothing rotten the new administration can do is gonna do me in. So, now down to business. I bought an iced Americano. Just better than a movie ending. It is Phnom Penh 7-Eleven vs. Siem Reap 7-Eleven. 

                             bottled water

Ima: Ha ha I want to see the two of you fight. Khleba: Never. Kzahmuh: We argue. Khleba: When! Kzahmuh: Look at the Kzahmuhvision. In 15 minutes.

Ima Khleba Kzahmuh Kzahmuhvision

That's when the last news about my life was supposed to be here. February 24. 

 

My wife is going to be here soon.

The hotel said I have a wife. They've been saying that since she left me. (She didn't leave me like that, she had to take care of her mom. Hi Mom!)

Back to the hotel and them knowing more about whether I have  wife than I do, I thought they only rented out rooms and some other things. But thank you. I do want a wife even if we didn't get married. Well not the way everybody else does. Some guy's like, you must be one uh dem celebrities. Yeah, or sumptin.

7-Eleven versus 7-Eleven for Best Iced Americano

It all came down to my final night in Cambodia. And aren't you happy my wife came back so late. Oh yeah, there's a story to tell.

Leading for: Best Iced Americano

Americano on Sunday, from Siem Reap 7-Eleven near the Night Market. I put the word "leading" because I might have another one before I leave Cambodia. 

The most accurate word to describe this Iced Americano is Excellent. It was strong in a wonderful way. I could tell by watching the person who made it that she cares about doing her best and cares that the customer is happy. I was very happy. Thank you very much.

Kzahmuh: This shows eggs are going up in your universe too. Khleba: We don't have to worry. We have plenty of waffles.

Kzahmuh Khleba Uhrayuh Ima Yavkitchamitcha Travaia 

Ima: My fave food is seafood. Kzahmuh: Yes. Okay, that's nice. We've got a big problem.

Ima Kzahmuh Khleba Travaia Uhrayuh

Something: How did he get them to think everything is normal? Anything: Everything is never normal. We just think it is. Something: Anything? We? We're not part of 'we', or they're not.

Time Travel Changer: Turn the news off. I'm the only news now. Watch as I take control of everything. Ima: You turn off your mouth.

Time Travel Changer Ima Khleba Travaia Peanut Butter On Everything Kzahmuh Yavkitchamitcha

 

) Got (

) Got ( 

by Scott McLean

Scott: It sounded like my (wife). Ima: You're what, Scott?

Scott Ima Anything Kzahmuh Khleba Travaia

I hope you miss me like I miss you. This is for my girlfriend.

Anything: Do you do good with the ladies? Scott: I don't know what that means.

Anything Scott Something Yavkitchamitcha Ima Kzahmuh Khleba Travaia Ann Jane Or Jasmine Gertrude Number Joe Chamomile

Vegetarian Stir-Fried Green Bean and Chili with Rice (EZYGO Brand)

I like this very much.

Before we came back to our Siem Reap hotel room this afternoon, my girlfriend asked the tuk-tuk driver to stop at 7-Eleven. I bought a small Iced Americano and EZYGO Chicken Green Curry. It's yummy but I thought it had rice in the bottom. It didn't. Good thing that I have a girlfriend who knows what she's doing and bought rice and chicken.

7-Eleven is better in Cambodia than in the United States.

Here I am today in Cambodia

I'm with my girlfriend.

Scott: I'm on a trip but I'm here too. Travaia: Explain that. You're in two places at once?

Scott Travaia Ima Khleba Chamomile 

Ima: Kzahmuh. There are too many Scotts. Peanut Butter On Everything: All weak. Khleba: You, sir, are oily.

Ima Peanut Butter On Everything Khleba Scott Scott 2 Kzahmuh

Nothing We Do Anymore Is Any Good

Scott McLean - Nothing We Do Anymore Is Any Good

I have to create and record a song when it comes to me. I just start singing and this is what I came up with and recorded this morning. It's sort of a progressive rock preparation for breaking up with the woman I thought loved me. I could add some lyrics about long ago, knights, and a castle but this is happening to me right now. I doubt that you will read about it in a history book someday. And my advice? Don't major in Scott's love life.

 

I love her, or maybe it's fear

Ima Khleba Travaia Scott Yavkitchamitcha Kzahmuh Scott's lyrics 

Ima: Scott. Scott, where are you? Khleba: You act like he was in bed with you.

Ima Khleba