Just Like a Beach Movie Song

Scott - Bedroom Beach

Anything
Уовгитьчамыща
Ima
Kzahmuh
Хлеба
Уовгитьчамыща
Scott
The Cool Shadow
Taco Bell Dog's Voice by Ima
Where-Every

Ima: Oh that's my favorite song.

Anything: I don't hear anything.

Ima: Nice joke Anything.

Anything: Yeah, Sci-fi can make you feel good.

Ima: Where's Scott?

Хлеба: Was that a question for me or Anything?

Scott: I'm here, Ima.

Ima: Touch me, Scott.

Хлеба: Ima, this is a family-friendly story.

Ima: No it's not, Хлеба. Besides, we're a family, or

Уовгитьчамыща: really good friends.

Ima: the BEST!!

Ima: which Yavki are you?

Уовгитьчамыща: the one you've been joking with for a long time.

Ima: the beach sure is a lot of fun today.

Уовгитьчамыща: Scott, give me a hug.

Scott: okay, sure, I like hugs.

Ima: Me too.

Scott: yeah, you too.

Хлеба: should I ask too?

Scott: for a hug?

Хлеба: Yeah!

Scott: Wow! I like hugging you, Хлеба, but you didn't show you wanted that before.

Хлеба: Kzahmuh and I have been busy. 

Scott: Hey, where is Kzahmuh?

Хлеба: She's looking at something and we need to show you but 

Scott: but what?

Ima: now I'm not the one in trouble.

Scott: you never really are, Ima, but you do make a lot of jokes, so that's good, we don't want to be too serious in space.

Ima: yeah, Space! (sigh) I wish we could stay here on this beach together forever!

Scott: the Beach is going with us.

Ima: oh YEAH!! so I will show you HAPPY Ima!!

Хлеба: Scott, we need to get Kzahmuh and discuss... ohhh Ima you're really

Уовгитьчамыща: showing how beautiful she is.

Ima: thanks Yavki.

Уовгитьчамыща: Sure, but I'm the Уовгитьчамыща in this universe.  

Ima: where's Yavki?

Уовгитьчамыща: Would you miss me if I wasn't here with you?

Ima: Yes, of course I would. So would Scott, Kzahmuh, Хлеба, The Cool Shadow, Anything, and oh well, the Taco Bell Dog isn't here but I do the voice sometimes to make everybody happy! and Уовгитьчамыща of this universe also, you're my friend now too, right?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, Ima.

Kzahmuh: Hi everyone. The beach is great!

Уовгитьчамыща: Show us your bikini, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Sure.

Хлеба: Wow! that's perfect, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Your bikini is very sexy, Хлеба.

Хлеба: thanks Kzahmuh.

Хлеба: but shouldn't we tell Scott about what we were looking at...

Kzahmuh: later. let's have some fun and not be too serious right now. Besides, did you notice that Ima is naked?

Хлеба: Yeah, she's funny.

Уовгитьчамыща: and beautiful.

Хлеба: yeah, you're right Уовгитьчамыща. I think I finally get it. We're at the beach.

Kzahmuh: in Anything.

Ima: And we're going to go all over the universe like this.

Хлеба: But we'll have clothes on, right?

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, of course we will.

Ima: Sometimes...

Anything: Like I said, Sci-Fi can make you feel good.

Уовгитьчамыща: I feel like this is real.

Ima: I sure hope so. 

Хлеба: Maybe too real.

Ima: What, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Oh let's just keep having fun, Ima. 

Ima: Okay I can do that.

Wonder Woman
Is Real

Уовгитьчамыща: What's that, Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: Oh, that? Don't worry about it.

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm not, but is that a video?

Хлеба: We are trying to decide what to do about

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, let's go to the beach now.

Хлеба: I mean, that place in the video is kinda creepy and

Уовгитьчамыща: it looks sorta familiar. I feel scared but I don't know why.

Kzahmuh: I think this will make us all feel better. When I was a kid, I was watching television and stayed up a bit past my bedtime, and the late-night news was about some teenagers who were saved. They were transgender teens and were being attacked but they were saved by, and I know you won't believe this, by Wonder Woman. 

Хлеба: You mean she's real. I always thought she was only a superhero character.

Kzahmuh: Well, I believed it was the truth.

Хлеба: Did you ever think maybe you fell asleep and were having a dream?

Kzahmuh: Yeah, I did think that but it gave me more comfort and a feeling of safety to know that there was really a Wonder Woman who cares about someone like me.

Уовгитьчамыща: You're right, Kzahmuh, I know you're telling the truth.

Kzahmuh: Thanks for believing me, Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: You're welcome, but the reason I believe you is I met her before.

Kzahmuh: really?

Хлеба: I don't believe it. Well, I do, or I guess I do.

Уовгитьчамыща: that video of yours, Kzahmuh, somehow reminded me of the time when

Kzahmuh: hey girls, let's go to the beach.

Уовгитьчамыща: I just wanted to say that

Kzahmuh: Can we finish discussing this on the sand and with our bikinis on?

Уовгитьчамыща: Wonder Woman is real.

Scott Isn't Real

Уовгитьчамыща: I always wondered what I looked like in another universe and I really like that Уовгитьчамыща and she

Kzahmuh: Looks just like you. 

Уовгитьчамыща: but

Kzahmuh: I know what you're thinking.

Уовгитьчамыща: She thinks she's an actress, and

Kzahmuh: you're a writer with a blog and your blog looks like Scott's blog where he writes about fast food and what we're doing.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah I know, but, Kzahmuh, you don't understand.

Kzahmuh: Understand what?

Уовгитьчамыща: Scott died years ago, and I kept his blog going, and I

Kzahmuh: You really love Scott.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, I do love him.

Scott Isn't Real

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Ima:
Is Scott a good character? I love him and all but you know...

Ima: Hey guys, let's go to the beach and celebrate Scott's first year as a character.

Уовгитьчамыща: You weren't sure about that at first, Ima.

Ima: What?

Уовгитьчамыща: Look into my mind. I think now you're glad he's one of us. Right?

Ima: Oh, ooh and aahh, that felt great!

Scott: I'm glad you liked it.

Ima: Was that the end of our season?

Scott: Like what?

Ima: I thought we would end the season with a sex scene.

Хлеба: That would be some kind of feel good...

Ima: moment, Хлеба?

Хлеба: Let's not love short time, Ima. 

Ima: Yeah, love me long time, Scott!

Хлеба: Me too. Can we, finally, spend some time on the beach, all of us together?!

Ima: Mmm... Fun!

Ima: Where did Kzahmuh go?

Хлеба: She's looking at something, it's like a video...

Ima: oh okay.

Scott: Уовгитьчамыща said she is going to give us a bikini fashion show and

Ima: and, Scott, what about our Уовгитьчамыща. She already showed us her nice bikini. Do you miss her? What would you do if there were two of me?

Scott: Yes, I miss her and I'm glad she is coming here soon.

Уовгитьчамыща: But you like me too, don't you, Scott?

Scott: Yes, I like you and

Ima: you want to see her bikini?

Scott: Well, I want to see her

Kzahmuh: Her blog? Oh wait a minute, I hear something outside...

Хлеба: Someone!

Ima: Is this going to slow us down even more getting to the beach?

Scott: Hey, where's The Cool Shadow? He said he was coming right back with shakes!

Kzahmuh: Hi! Oh you're beautiful in that dress! You know what they say about dressing for succ

Ima: sex?

Kzahmuh: No success, but that's better, Ima.

Ima: yeah and I want Scott to continue massaging me.

Ima: Oh no, and oh gorgeous Уовгитьчамыща.

Уовгитьчамыща: I look good too, right?

Ima: Yes, Уовгитьчамыща too, I mean you do too.

Уовгитьчамыща: and I'm a writer, and

Ima: a superhero

Kzahmuh: With a familiar looking blog

Уовгитьчамыща: You do know the theory of 

Ima: anything?

Уовгитьчамыща:  or it could be everything

Ima: No, we're going to Where-Every but

Уовгитьчамыща: After we go to the beach and have some fun!

Ima: Oh I love your dress Уовгитьчамыща one!

Уовгитьчамыща: That's Уовгитьчамыща to you, Ima.

Ima: Yeah, you're right!