Friday, October 27, 2017

Ima: what are we gonna do today?
Scott: I thought or I think we're going to eat cakes.
Хлеба: cakes? pies too?!
Kzahmuh: It's Уовгитьчамыща's birthday?
Travaia: cake and cookies? I'm afraid.
Scott: Don't be afraid, Travaia...
Travaia: okay, Scott...
I invented a...
Хлеба: a what? Travaia
Travaia: You'll see!
Kzahmuh: I wanna see it, too.
Ima: our new superhero mind at work.Travaia, say it!
Travaia: say what?
oh, yeah sure.
we're superheroes!            

Friday, October 20, 2017

Starbucks

today
was
okay
until i got
in the DRIVE THRU
and it started raining

i said that i would come back
after it stopped raining
and i did
Starbucks is new
i mean this particular Starbucks
is new in town

i liked it 
though no sirens
mermaids 
women
or girl superheroes
were with me

and of course it wasn't
the Bedroom Beach...


Saturday, October 14, 2017

U: Did we just now
     go down a snow-covered
     mountain, and
     are we really
     over the ocean?
M: You were dreaming!
U: Oh I feel better then...
M: Don't get used to that feeling.
U: Why do you say that?
M: Look out the window, wonder woman
U: I said not to call me... I mean, call me Uladocha.
M: okay.
U: What?! we're over water?
M: I think it is... this map says it's the Black Sea...
U: we were flying, but now it feels like we're on land, driving?
M: Yes. The sign says "welcome to яхёа (pronounced Yakhoya)... Down and to the center.
U: center of what?
M: I don't know.
U: I wonder what they
have there to eat. I'm getting
      hungry. M: Me too.


Wednesday, October 11, 2017

don't be 
under duress
be in a
beautiful
dress at
Celestial Body
"light up any room"

Ima: Hello!
Is this the 
Celestial Body
dress store...
I see it on
the dress map.
store worker: 
we don't have
a map.
Ima: Really?
It's on the side
of this bag.
store worker: Is that
a fast food bag?
Ima: Yes, it is
Is that a
problem?
store worker:
would you like
to come in and 
see our
beautiful dresses?
Ima: Yes, I'm
planning a party for
our superhero
leader since 
we're going to 
the love planet
store owner: Hmm... It must be a club I never heard of... Sure!
c'mon in, bring her and we'll give her the royal treatment.
Ima: Do you have a cake and cookies dress?
store worker: what?

Monday, October 09, 2017



       U.

        M.


Thursday, October 05, 2017

Sunday, October 01, 2017



Love Is Forever
Scott Loves His
Superheroes
Уовгитьчамыща:
Where's my surprise?
I hope it's cake and cookies...
Ima: I hope so, too, Уовгитьчамыща.
Уовгитьчамыща: You called me
   by my full name. Thanks, Ima.
Ima: You're my favorite superhero.
Уовгитьчамыща: Is it my birthday, 
  I feel important today.
Ima: You are... Travaia, she's helping
(whispering to Travaia: Did you get us
 out of harm's way)
Travaia: I will !!
Уовгитьчамыща: What will you do, Travaia?
Travaia: Make sure the cake and cookies
   are say um still for sale, I meant
   and sweet, have sugar, haven't been
   destroyed, I mean not divided, we
   want the cake and cookies to be dense
   and not difficult.to eat...
Уовгитьчамыща: What? Travaia
   oh I'm happy you care about me
   and want to make sure I get 
   to eat cake and cookies...
Travaia: I do, but
Anything: Do                 
  (Yes, I know we can if we put aside
           partisan differences.)
Ima: What? Anything?
Anything: Sorry, Ima. My memory has
     some news program, and I should FORGET?!
Ima: It's not a problem
Travaia: but this is...
Scott: What? Travaia
Travaia: Yeah, the cookies look kinda strange.

and the cake isn't equal on both sides.
Ima: the dessert equation, Travaia?

Уовгитьчамыща: Dessert?
I want cake and cookies for dinner.
Ima: I agree.
                                                 
Kzahmuh: Let's get this party ready, Хлеба.
Хлеба: Where's The Cool Shadow?
He was supposed 
             to bring shakes.
Kzahmuh: He's coming but he's running late...
Хлеба: okay
I'm getting 
hungry
for cake!!