Monday, April 28, 2025
Saturday, April 26, 2025
Live! episode: When the ship needs to be alone
Ima: Anything needed to be alone. He's a spaceship.
Khleba: Starship, no I
Kzahmuh: You meant to anywhere.
Travaia: More than one universe.
Yavkitchamitcha: Two universes.
Ima: So why are we out here?
Khleba: It's cold.
Travaia: Put on your jacket.
Khleba: Oh yeah.
Yavkitchamitcha: There she is. Hi. We're over here.
Chamomile: Is that Plant Girl?
Kzahmuh: Yes, and it's her forest but those trees look pretty bad. Maybe there's something wrong or they're sick.
Khleba: They're only trees. Hi, thanks for inviting us here.
Plant Girl: You're always welcome here.
Chamomile: And we will come here to see you.
Ima: When our ship says he needs to be alone. But what happened to the trees?
Plant Girl: What do you mean? Maybe the translation isn't good. You said these are strange trees. They are very normal for your planet.
Kzahmuh: How is that? They are from your worlds, on the edge of the solar system.
Plant Girl: If you are saying we brought them here, then yes you are correct. But they came to live with us when humans rejected them because they said they were not beautiful.
Khleba: How can that be?
Plant Girl: We communicate, as you say, telepathically with all plants that are afraid and need our help. You humans say that you love but we believe in doing what we can and leave feelings to others.
Thursday, April 24, 2025
(Live 4:45 p.m.to 5:00 p.m. Thu, Apr 24, 2025) Something To The Imagination
Something: Anything, you are a ship but your imagination is running wild.
Anything: I am not making this up. Let me show you.
Something: Not turning into a man and getting it out of your briefcase this time? An overhead projection. Also old-fashioned but it's funny and the they now say comedy slash any other genre is the new genre.
Anything: It's an old genre and sub is more like it. Slash is a solo artist, or
Something: You really believe The Waffle Planet thinks and
Anything: and has feelings.
Something: Is it male or female?
Anything: What are the other choices?
Something: Anything, you don't choose that.
Anything: Conversation over. I'm hungry for a waffle.
Something: How are planning to eat it?
Anything: The same way you will. Think positive.
Something: You're not one of those people are you?
Anything: No, I'm my own person, I'm a ship.
The Waffle Planet: Hello.
Something: Did you hear someone say "Hello"?
Anything: What do you think?
Something: Every time we talk I need to use my imagination.
Anything: Something, you're a machine.
Something: and a good one.
Tuesday, April 22, 2025
also, Live
Vulla Vila: I'm a good writer, even if you don't use me.
Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe): We need you as a fighter.
Vulla Vila: I'm a writer and a fighter.
Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe): Sometimes we're letting some things get on here that they say are inappropriate for people under 41.
Vulla Vila: Under what?! Is that an appropriate age? Like I said, I want to be a
POW!! Whap!! Swishhh!!!
Previously, but neither seen nor written down:
Mold: We're getting out soon.
Cookie: Yeah, they say I have mental health now.
Mold: Good or Bad?
Cookie: They didn't say. But that last massage, Wow!
Mold: Let's celebrate by wreaking havoc!
Cookie: Starting with me baking up a beautiful red cookie.
Mold: My porn star?
Cookie: Noooo!! You're gross and disgusting.
Mold: We share that title, Mr. Gross and Disgusting.
Peanut Butter On Everything
Peanut Butter On Everything: This is Live and nobody is gonna make me be sweet.
Time Travel Changer: Say "This is in memory of religion."
Peanut Butter On Everything: As in religion is history. And I liked History 10Fun.
Time Travel Changer: You sound like a
The Invisible Woman: a freakin' K-Pop Girls Group.
Time Travel Changer: She's our g.p.
Peanut Butter On Everything: g.p.?
Time Travel Changer: Girl Poof. As on Poof, you're gone.
The Invisible Woman: The only one (two) gone is you two idiots.
Peanut Butter On Everything: Who are you chatting with?
The Invisible Woman: My mail order husband.
"Honey, I'm so sad, I need money to feel better. One million dollars is okay."
Time Travel Changer: One million, feel better?
The Invisible Woman: What were you going to do to me?
Time Travel Changer: What's that thing?
The Invisible Woman: Oh, of course you recognize a drone.
Peanut Butter On Everything: Now! ... to the 90s, the 1390s.
Time Travel Changer: Hey, where are we? No, it can't be.
Peanut Butter On Everything: We're in the 1390s? She was right, we are idiots.
Travaia: I hope no one ever gets a hold of my new invention because the past could be quite dangerous.
Kzahmuh: The modern world is dangerous, for example
Khleba: Your bikini?
Ima: We'll only look with the bad eye.
Monday, April 21, 2025
Wednesday, April 16, 2025
5 Songs
Two songs against each other is fun, but this is better: 5 new songs. All sound good to me but you decide. I listened to these songs (with videos) on YouTube.
Billy Idol - Still Dancing
Natalia Stardust - Manorexic
Arika & The Amoebas - F the Algo
Killswitch Engage - I Believe
Steven Wilson - The Overview
Something to the Imagination
Monday, April 14, 2025
Peanut Butter On Everything: They picked a flower to be their leader. Time Travel Changer: How do you know that? Peanut Butter On Everything: I have my sources. Time Travel Changer: All evil I hope. I'm trying to figure out out a place in the past to send them where they won't have any rights. Peanut Butter On Everything: But lawyers were a dime a dozen. Let them eat peanut butter. Time Travel Changer: hahaha on everything? Without *Good*, there will be no stopping us, my friend. The past will owe us a favor. Peanut Butter On Everything: I never did well with the ladies, but if we go back... Time Travel Changer: Try on this shirt, oh KAY if I were a woman, I'd say "Wow!" Peanut Butter On Everything: Thank you but Do NOT touch me. Time Travel Changer: I didn't.
Friday, April 11, 2025
Anything: Did you ever figure out how to
Something: To what?
Hey where did
I go?
Anything: You're right here. Shake my hand.
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