Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Хлеба: Hiiiiiiiii

Ima: Hi Хлеба. Are you going with us to the love planet?

Хлеба: yes but i've been there before.

Ima: really?

Хлеба:

Ima: What did you say?

Хлеба: I was thinking.

Ima: thinking what?

Хлеба: I'll tell you later. but why is everything we're saying black and white now?

Ima: it's sure not in honor of newspapers.

Хлеба: Hiiiiiiiii

Ima: Hi Хлеба. Are you going with us to the love planet?

Хлеба: yes but i've been there before.

Ima: really?

Ima: wait, what's wrong, I think we're in one of those spaced-out time warps Scott warned us about. Conversation loops are a very bad sign. Love loops would be fun though.

Хлеба: Mmm love loops



Friday, June 24, 2016

Уовгитьчамыща: Hello. My name is Уовгитьчамыща. What's your name?

My name is Kzahmuh. Nice to meet you.

Ima: My name is Ima

Kzahmuh: Hi Ima. Scott told me you're going to the Love Planet...

Ima: Yeah, that's Center.

Уовгитьчамыща:and that's right too but yes, that's Center.

Kzahmuh: What's Center?

Ima: the Love Planet

Kzahmuh: that'll be fun!

Ima: Yeah! You're sure pretty Kzahmuh!

Kzahmuh: thanks, I'm a transgender girl.

Ima: Transgender girl? Are you still in school?

Kzahmuh: Yes and no. I go to a parallel university...

Ima: Where?

Kzahmuh: A parallel universe.

Ima: How do you know Scott? (Ima looks jealous.)

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure but he said he was dreaming when...

Ima: Yeah okay, he's bothered by the news. Me too and...

Kzahmuh: What Ima, you wanted the Warriors to win the NBA title?

Ima: No Kzahmuh, I like the Cavaliers.

Kzahmuh: Oh you mean the mass shooting at that nightclub. Yeah, I'm sad too and I guess all of our minds and hearts came together, and Scott somehow found me in a parallel universe and I wanted to comfort him and also go with you to make the Love Planet a world where everyone is loved and no one is threatened or hurt.

Ima: I'm happy you're here.

Уовгитьчамыща: Girls, we need to get some sleep.

Ima: alright Yavki

Уовгитьчамыща: Ee, what do you think we're gonna dream about tonight?

Ima: Scott dreaming about us.

Kzahmuh: that sounds like fun! Can I do that too?

Ima: Yeah! The three of us against one Scott, we'll win!

Уовгитьчамыща: No Ima, we'll all win when we get into Anything and he's with us.

Kzahmuh: I forget, what's Anything? Lingerie?

Ima: LOL Kzahmuh

Kzahmuh: Yeah, I was trying to make a joke.

Ima: I'm happy you're here in our universe, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Me too, Ima. I think I'll stay.













Tuesday, June 21, 2016

хлеба could be a character if she wants to go to the love planet

Before the word мозг brain is the word лифчик bra and before that a couple of seconds earlier I think of the Russian words before and around it on the list and also хлеб bread, would that be a good character? хлеба maybe but I don't know.



Friday, June 17, 2016

Ima: We have decided to stay here on Earth.

Уовгитьчамыща: Why do I look different than you Ima?

Scott: You look like me Уовгитьчамыща only larger and you're stronger than I am.

Ima: I feel like something strange is happening to us.

Scott: We're sad, Ima, and we're emotionally down because of the shootings that evil guy did in that gay nightclub.

Уовгитьчамыща: Now I'm feeling blue too Scott and really sad and like the world is terrible. And I've lost my strength and size.

Scott: It is strange Ima, when someone kills so many innocent people. Don't worry Уовгитьчамыща, you look strong and it was just the size of your name. You are a great superhero.

Ima: I'm not sure I want to stay here on Earth, guys. 

Уовгитьчамыща: Wow! I'm feeling better.

Ima: Not me

Уовгитьчамыща: You will

Scott: Ima, Let's talk about something else.

Ima: Okay, Scott and I were talking about something funny.

Уовгитьчамыща: a joke?

Scott: No Уовгитьчамыща, we were talking about

Ima: Butts

Уовгитьчамыща:hehehe

Scott: What are you thinking?

Уовгитьчамыща: About Butts?

Ima:Yeah!

Уовгитьчамыща: Is this going to be like a spinoff?

Scott: a new series?

Уовгитьчамыща: Well, I guess that's what I'm saying.

Ima: Oh we changed colors Scott.

Scott: Does that matter?

Ima: No. I like this color. Just having a hard time seeing what I'm saying.

Уовгитьчамыща: LOL

Scott: Yeah, for sure. Wait, I'll make it easier to see.

Ima:Oh that's not much better.

Scott: Oops wait a minute...

The Cool Shadow: Hey, I can't see what you're saying. But I can feel it.hahaha

Ima: Hi Cool Shadow

The Cool Shadow:That's The Cool Shadow to you Ima.

Ima:hehehe

Уовгитьчамыща:Nice one Cool

The Cool Shadow: LOL Уовгитьчамыща
Ima: Now that we know we're all funny can we get back to what we were talking about

Уовгитьчамыща:Butts?

Ima:Yeah Butts! Also Scott, make it so we can see what we're saying.









Sunday, June 05, 2016

Iced Coffee - Spring 2016

Of the Iced Coffees I had, Taco Bell was the best for Spring 2016 but I did it for two months, April and May. However, I also decided to do this for the month of April by itself and Carl's Jr. had the best Iced Coffee for that month. 

How sweet was the Iced Coffee at Taco Bell? It depended on how many sugars. The one time it had 6 and 6, and that meant six sugar and six of the creamer. That was the best Iced Coffee, but it was also good another time with 3 and 3.

I wasn't able to get to all the fast food restaurants I wanted to. Jack in the Box and McDonald's were included, but I felt that they fell out of the competition in April.

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Ima: This is from our mail of thoughts.

Scott: Oh yeah, that's interesting. Wait a minute, what is that? Is that something you and Yavki are doing.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yavki? That sounds pretty the way you say it, Scott, but remember I'm gonna protect you.

Ima: I say Yavki in a nice voice too.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes you do, Ima. You and Scott are fun to be with.

Scott: I feel up, up and can't wait for us get out of here way, way away.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, and that is what the thoughts are asking. When are you going to leave? Look down, guys.

Scott: thoughts? asking? Hmmm...down? We're moving!! 

Уовгитьчамыща: You're happy with Yavki, right?

Ima: I'm a girl, I mean I'M A LADY. LOL 

Уовгитьчамыща: LOL Ima

Ima: but you realize I'm a strong lady that aliens wouldn't want to fight with on a distant planet, or even here.

Уовгитьчамыща: You're one of us guys and also you and I are the girliest girls in the universe when we're around Scott, except for when we are kicking alien a** and being serious to get us to Where-Every and protect love and fast food. I threw that in to get some attention from a few of our hungry thought senders.

Scott: Mail of thoughts? Thought senders? And how come I don't see the ground?

Уовгитьчамыща: That's because we didn't lift off?

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Уовгитьчамыща: I wanna hang out in Anything with Ima and Scott 

Ima: cool

Scott: very

Friday, May 20, 2016

Ima: oh Scott, she's here now. The three of us are gonna have some fun!

Scott: yes we are! I'll be back in few minutes.

Уовгитьчамыща: Mmmm!!

Ima: and also I wanna hear your purr, Yavki

Уовгитьчамыща: puhrrrr puhrrrr  hehe

Ima: What are we gonna do to Scott?

Уовгитьчамыща: to or with?

Ima: ok with Scott

Уовгитьчамыща: Anything, just so it's fun!

Ima: in Anything?

Уовгитьчамыща: yeah, do anything with Scott in Anything

Ima: I'm looking backward to it

Уовгитьчамыща: forward?

Ima: no, backward because we're going to the 1990s right?

Уовгитьчамыща: maybe

Ima: you sound bored. have you already been there?

Уовгитьчамыща: No. Yeah, when we were all talking last night about who's going to do what during our trip to the far-away world Where-Every, Scott asked you if you thought the Taco Bell Dog could cook or does he just eat.

Ima: I think he likes to talk.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, I'm tired of talk and I want to have some fun!

Ima: Yeah it will be fun to have some fun!

Уовгитьчамыща: I like your logic.

Ima: So then, we're both thinking about Scott

Уовгитьчамыща: and Anything 

Ima: anything in Anything

   


Friday, May 13, 2016

Scott: What I meant was you know what I'm thinking and I know what you're thinking.

Ima: You wanted to go see Dolly and Wander and

Scott: and?

Ima: and have me ask Уовгитьчамыща if she took our space and time travel ship Anything back to the '90s to see if the Taco Bell Dog is coming with us.

Scott: Yes

Ima: How come the Text color and Background text color changed and words in Italic from Anything  

Scott: Anything is How

Ima: Уовгитьчамыща told me she didn't.

Scott: When did you ask her?

Ima: When we were talking before and I knew what you were thinking, I asked her.

Scott: I thought you didn't know what I was thinking.

Ima: I thought you were going to keep talking, that's what I said.

Scott: You knew what I was thinking?

Ima: I did.





Thursday, May 12, 2016

Ima: I thought you were going to keep talking

Scott: I did


Tuesday, May 03, 2016

Scott: Hi

Ima: Hi

Scott: ?you are How .Hi

Ima: What?

Scott: It's like our theme song. I just reversed Hi. How are you?

Ima: уовгитьчамыща wants to talk to you about something. 

Scott: about milkshakes?

Ima: yes but also what's that fast-moving object in that Taco Bell commercial?

Scott: I don't know. I think it's like caused by the upload or so much action in the commercial or something. And it's from the 1990's so you know, like Grunge and stuff.  

Ima: lol yeah, I love action movies.

Scott: Really?

Ima: Yeah, but Science Fiction is the best!

Scott: I remember back in the '90s sitting in the theater always hoping every movie would turn into some strange sci-fi ending.

уовгитьчамыща: I'm not back!

Ima: LOL

уовгитьчамыща: yes, of course I'm making fun of I'm back!

Scott: I'm not here.

Ima: I miss you. Where are you?

Scott: LOL I'm here.

Ima: good

уовгитьчамыща: I'm here too.

Ima: I love you.

уовгитьчамыща: I love you too. Are we back in the '90s?

Scott: no, but that would be cool.

Ima: how would anyone know?

уовгитьчамыща: know what?

Ima: If we were traveling in Anything to the '90s.

уовгитьчамыща: Isn't it for space travel?

Ima: yes, but we wanted to see if we could time travel in it.

Ima: I want to meet the Taco Bell Dog.

Scott:





Sunday, May 01, 2016

Ima: Hi


Friday, April 29, 2016

Note: the snips have the words YouTube (on top) and then Taco Bell Dog my search words on YouTube. Below that is from the video/commercial.
That is not my video. I didn't change it. Those are my snips. The video is interesting.

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Saturday, April 23, 2016

Wednesday, April 20, 2016


It could be anything.



or



Anything could be it?

Sunday, April 17, 2016

cupcake?

no.

any other guesses?

Saturday, April 16, 2016

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Center

Is this about The Point?

No, that's for the Nonexistent Reality.

You know, Universe on a Line in a Point.

We're not that strange here.

Actually, there are all kinds of centers.


This was fun but it didn't get me anywhere including to breakfast. It's a picture from before. I don't eat in bed much because the bed is only meant for a few things: sleep and, well, you know
 
 

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

not middle
this is the
center


starting now

Friday, April 08, 2016

1978 McDonald's TV commercial w/Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and Mayor McCh...



We were going to study this for ideas about travel.

I wonder how McDonald's would have Ronald McDonald get to McDonald's for breakfast now. I think it just depends on what time of day or night he is hungry for it. Since now they have the all day breakfast menu.

I love this commercial because it's fun, fantasy, and there's food before it finishes.


Monday, March 28, 2016

Is this March 28 or March 12?
Is this the start of the center or the end of space?
Or both?


Ima: I want Fun

Me: Ima, we need to think about our trip to Where-Every. I don't like long trips and I hope this won't make me tired.

Ima: You'll be busy, because I'll let you feel my mind.

Me: (to myself, huh?wow!ooh! she likes me, oh yeah she's my character I created, or did I? hmm...this might be good! Feel?! Yeah!) Thanks Ima...

Ima: (Wow! He likes me! Now I'll finesse him with my superhero-princess charm!) Yeah, we're going to have lonnnggg conversations. You're going right?

Me: I thought this was just for fun.

Ima: It will be.

Ima: Only I don't believe in a Waffle Planet.

Me: Oh Ok I agree with you, just so we eat something.

Ima: Fun? It will be. I mean we will eat the best foods I can find, when we're not busy having fun.


Note: This was the Saturday, March 12, 2016 Draft


March 12 post will appear today and also I will publish to March 12. In other words, it will appear twice.

Maybe not for Everyone

I was trying to make this blog for everyone, then we got too sci-fi space happy (haha) and started thinking about sweet and sticky waffles. And thinking always leads to more thinking and sometimes it's like the after-midnight talk, but I like breakfast foods at that time or in the morning and if I don't have breakfast I might talk (or write) about it, and mix that in with everything else. But some of that everything else is not for everyone, and it could be mainly for adults or older teenagers. I don't discriminate against anyone, I like everybody as people, just if you're young enough to think you have to ask your parents before you read this blog, then you probably do. 

Now, Ima and Me (I mean Ima and I) are going to time travel back to March 12 to a Draft that wasn't published.  It was about Fun but there are many definitions of fun. 


Wednesday, March 16, 2016

note: sticky


Ima: i wanted to talk about hot and sticky. that's no problem with me, so sure i feel like a waffle planet is worth looking for

Scott: speaking of hot and sticky, do you mind if i bring the link to Kate Upton on YouTube and then if aliens bother us, we'll show them this and let them get hot and bothered.

Ima: i don't know if they are able to get excited like we do.

Scott: we?

Ima: humans. lol

Scott: humans? lol?

Ima: well, that guy in that 2016 Taco Bell commercial once said maybe we are not really humans, but instead we are aliens.

Scott: we? lol

Ima: we? lol

Scott: some of us are characters

Ima: ok i did talk to уовгитьчамыща and she said you wanted to think more about characters. She said we need to decide whether you are a good one or not.

Scott: me?

Ima: i think so, because you told her you touched a pretty girl and turned her into a Barbie doll. And...

Scott: as i recall, i told her i saw a pretty girl and i was turned on because she looked like a Barbie doll. 

Ima: turned on? like a robot?

Scott: no, but i know you just said that about the robot because someone is reading this blog and they got some ideas here.

Ima: yes, of course i did. i'm a genius, and you're hot and sticky because you were watching the Kate Upton video and of course you're thinking about walking around on a Waffle Planet, and trying to eat somebody's planet which is too hot because it looks too close to that system's star.

Scott: you're right but i would choose you over the waffle planet and Kate Upton any day.

Ima: really?

Scott: yeah

Ima: yeah! this trip is gonna be fun!



Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Ima:
Is Scott a good character? I love him and all but you know...

Ima you're smarter than I am


Scott: waffle planet, too much fantasy and fi, not enough sci?

Ima: yeah, but I hope it's real because a waffle planet sounds cool, even if it's too sticky and hot to land Anything on.

Scott: except Anything does anything we want it to.

Ima: so then, we can go anywhere?

Scott: yeah

Ima: yeah!

Scott: it's a long trip to Where-Every. what are we going to eat?

Ima: i'm still hungry for waffles. does Anything have a waffle maker?

Scott: if we want it to

Ima: this trip is gonna be fun!



Saturday, March 12, 2016

Ima:
I don't believe in a waffle planet.

Note

Ima: I want Fun
was published here on Monday, March 28, 2016
it was a Draft on Saturday, March 12, 2016 but wasn't published at that time.

Ima: I want Fun

Me: Ima, we need to think about our trip to Where-Every. I don't like long trips and I hope this won't make me tired.

Ima: You'll be busy, because I'll let you feel my mind.

Me: (to myself, huh?wow!ooh! she likes me, oh yeah she's my character I created, or did I? hmm...this might be good! Feel?! Yeah!) Thanks Ima...

Ima: (Wow! He likes me! Now I'll finesse him with my superhero-princess charm!) Yeah, we're going to have lonnnggg conversations. You're going right?

Me: I thought this was just for fun.

Ima: It will be.

Ima: Only I don't believe in a Waffle Planet.

Me: Oh Ok I agree with you, just so we eat something.

Ima: Fun? It will be. I mean we will eat the best foods I can find, when we're not busy having fun.


there could be a

waffle planet

Wednesday, March 09, 2016


Cat on my bed? Also, will I be going back to what Ima is thinking about our long trip to Where-Every? Or will it be a short trip? We will need to stop for food, just so we don't get stuck in it, the food that is. They say planets don't have much in the way of stuff we can use. All we care about is do they like us and did they prepare us some food. And I also want to 

Wednesday, March 02, 2016

Burger King

I was looking for the King because he

is the Winner

of Best Fast Food Character of 2015

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

This is far from funny

I'm not sure if I have a specific way to measure my lack of having a really good time, which I won't describe further because it hurts. but not really  &

anyway, i told mom i thought Bea Arthur looked cute tonight in the TV show The Golden Girls, and I think it said that was in  1990.

before that i muttered almost completely to myself i'm not a pop (music) brain surgeon.

i'm sure it gets worse if i can remember what i thought earlier.

we won't go back, but there was something I had about how sad we were when The Cosby Show had its final episode.

Charo is back. She sure looked good in the Burger King video I just watched. I watched but didn't feel, umm I mean I don't have any specific feelings I can describe.  BK mentioned something about training. Yes indeed I do need some of that kind of training, but honestly I was looking for the King because he



note: I was going to post this on Sunday. So that "tonight" isn't Wednesday tonight which hasn't happened yet because it's just after 1 p.m.


Friday, February 12, 2016

Jollibee Creamy Shakes


Someone can tell me if these shakes are sarap. My guess is Yes.
I like this Jollibee commercial. Not new, they put it on YouTube in May, 2014.
I'm not sure how many shakes can do weather modification making it snow when it's too hot outside but maybe in a dream it's possible. While I'm dreaming, I want a date with the pretty girl, oh she's got a boyfriend, then fix me up with her sister. I'm into date modification and I want to warm up. I mean it's winter here, that's all.

Monday, February 08, 2016

Scott McLean


Monday, February 8, 2016, about 15 to 20 minutes ago
around 6 PM

The Evolution of Barbie | Barbie


This is a wonderful Barbie Ad with great words and ideas.

I want to say, make sure to care about and encourage everyone for being who they are and that you're happy to know them.

If you haven't already watched this YouTube video then check it out! I know you'll like it. I just saw this and felt you would like it. I think it's only a coincidence, but thank you official Barbie YouTube Channel for publishing this video on YouTube on my birthday. I watched it this morning, Monday, February 8 and was happy I did.

Tuesday, February 02, 2016

2015 Pop Songs List is my list, here's more

People never get knocked out, not even songs, really - 25 is not enough but that's the way it is since it's a 25 best list. With 2 ties and four songs in the top 6 by two singers, the 2015 pop songs list is unbelievable! 

At, well, just before the time that I published my list, it was decided (by me) that Nelly was in, Ludacris also in, and finally Natalie La Rose got in the list. Or maybe that's on the list. However, it was more like they knocked out some other songs by other artists/singers. I forget who was out first but they were really good songs, only the those on the list were better, in my opinion.

Songs aren't really knocked out. Let me be explain. Alessia Cara, Selena Gomez, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Hailee Steinfeld, and David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj, Bebe Rexha & Afrojack all should be on my list but there are only 25 songs. It's a Pop Songs List but of course it's not just pop songs. Okay? For some people it's not okay but that's not my problem. Do your own list your way and I'll do my list my way. Fetty Wap got on the list in his hit's second year, and that's what Katy Perry and Sweet Mullet did last year on the 2014 Rock Songs List. Never give up. That's not my original thought of course. But yeah, keep going and go strong and proud but not prideful or arrogant. Maybe I'll take my own advice.