Sunday, January 30, 2011

Because taking a J-idol in a maid's costume on a cruise could be almost as much fun as letting Jeannie out of her bottle

Well, like I said before, it would be fun to take a pretty and cute model, or any gal who always dreamed of being a model in a maid's costume somewhere romantic for a happy time.

A cruise comes to mind, and I got the idea from one of my favorite rock songs. It's a great song and I will write seriously about the song on my music blog.

I can't take a real maid, or housekeeper like the TV character Alice on The Brady Bunch although I'm sure they are nice, but I don't wanna have to say something like... "Honey, kids, Alice, everyone pack your bags, coz we're going on a cruise."

I'll leave that to Mr. Brady because I'm not a father or father-figure, and actually I looked up to Greg, as much as a kid watching a TV show could look up to an actor playing a teenager in a sitcom family (yeah man, like that!), and I was 'wild about' Marcia because she is a "real groovy chick", and at times I was slightly annoyed by Cindy and Bobby. So I was glad they were just characters. Now who were those kids in the middle?... oh whatever!, because after all it's always about "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!"... nah, I know who they are but it's not funny to know.

Then of course, there's Yuko Ogura, the Japanese idol (not in The Brady Bunch, though that would have made The Brady Bunch better, but she wasn't born yet.) You know what, she's funny in a very charming way, cute as (meow! meow!) the Hello Kitty...Come to think of it, are they related? No, I'm just joking. Also, I've never seen them together. So you know...well, sometimes cats are girls in disguise, as I learned at an early age while watching this episode of Star Trek with a black cat turning into a way too sexy lady. She is so hot she makes me melt every time, and in the cute way, there's the effect of Yuko, and of course Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, but it does become rather annoying to think of her that way each time. I was younger than Marcia when I fell for her so it was just a small crush.

However, back to Yuko and the Japanese idols and other female idols everywhere, especially on Earth... after I count all my favorite female idols the number is somewhere around 335,223 favorites. But I can't take 335,223 on a cruise now can I, because the ship would sink. Well, this clearly wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, it was awful, but thanks to editing I survived. I'm done! For now...

No wait! Just like Major Nelson, I got too tired to notice how beautiful Jeannie is. Not really! And if I'd only been 20 years older back then, she would have been mine, all mine!