If you're a minor go away, if you're a 'miner', or anyone else, you are welcome.
Maid New Year's Resolution
It's a new year
i didn't yet drink the beer
still in the refrigerator
oh no, what rhymes with refrigerator?
alligator?
now i realize from deep inside of me
that i wasn't meant to write prosetry
tho in the year '10 i did see alligator
the word that is, on one fast food sign
and like the great ones said many times
look for the signs
in these end times? no way
please no, please no
don't let it end now
i only want to go
somewhere with a beach
where girls in bikinis are within reach
that's only an expression
i just mean near enough to ask on a date
i'm lonely, not really, but it fits
into this, whatever this is
i know this sounds strange
but like most of the time
i don't drink beer to write this blog
just use my brain
because i have one and it works
despite what some people, whose own
brains may be in question, may think of me
back to not drinking, that's alright with me
however, i would like to go on a cruise
not with Penelope and Tom (they are cool though)
but my choice is umm let me think a minute
in this (My) fantasy, hmm how about Yuko Ogura
but only if she brings the maid costume
because for a long time i thought taking a maid
on a cruise would be a lot of fun
and while the character Alice from The Brady Bunch
seems like the illogical but funny choice
i do favor a Japanese idol for various reasons
and since i don't know who reads this
whatever it is, i'll keep my feelings
for the Japanese super-maid as vague as possible
however, let me think again...
okay, okay, she can wear whatever she wants
and i just ran out of words
aren't you lucky
Yes, I'm a nice guy so I'll stop this nonsense immediately.
There will be more nonsense at another time, but not this
exact nonsense.
Anyway, this was for a reason. And I'll explain why later.
Bye.
