Monday, November 28, 2016

Уовгитьчамыща: Хлеба, where are you?

Хлеба: I'm with Scott, Ima, and Kzahmuh.

Уовгитьчамыща: where?

Хлеба: Just think about us and love.

Уовгитьчамыща: why?

Хлеба: There's a surprise.

Уовгитьчамыща: For me?

Хлеба: Yes.


Хлеба: Ima told me just now that they'll be here soon, Kzahmuh. Uh, where did you go, Kzahmuh, I can't see you.

Уовгитьчамыща: Хлеба, you're talking to Ima now?

Хлеба: Not talking, she's telling me they will be here?

Уовгитьчамыща: We could go there. Where's Kzahmuh?

Хлеба: Scott is telling me something...

Уовгитьчамыща: what is it?


Sunday, November 27, 2016

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi. We're here. 

Kzahmuh: Hi Уовгитьчамыща

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Kzahmuh. Hi Хлеба. The beach is perfect.

Хлеба: Where are Scott and Ima?

Уовгитьчамыща: They'll be here in a few minutes.


Saturday, November 26, 2016

Friday, November 25 -  3 Iced Coffees

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Scott: Hi Kzahmuh. Hi Хлеба.

Kzahmuh: Hi Scott. Where are you guys?

Scott: I see you Kzahmuh. There's something strange going on.

Kzahmuh: What?

Scott: I'll tell you later, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Do you like my name, Scott?

Scott: I love your name, Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: Wow! thanks.

Хлеба: Do you love my name too, Scott?

Scott: Yes. Of course I love your name, Хлеба.

Хлеба: It's important to say nice about someone's name, right?

Scott: Yes. Everyone. Be nice to everyone and say their names and tell them you like or love names.

Хлеба: What are Yavkitchamitcha and Ima doing?

Scott: They're here with me Хлеба, and we'll try to solve this problem and be with you soon.

Хлеба: What problem, Scott?

Scott: I'm not sure but 

Kzahmuh: I'm worried.

Scott: Don't be, Kzahmuh.

Хлеба: Me too, Scott.

Scott: Everything will be alright, Хлеба and Kzahmuh.

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Kzahmuh: I love this beach!

Хлеба: Me too.

Kzahmuh: I hope they get here soon. I thought I heard them talking. They gave me this cool thing.

Хлеба: a smart phone?

Kzahmuh: lol

Хлеба: what?

Kzahmuh: it's much, much more than that...

Хлеба: and?

Kzahmuh: Check this out!

Хлеба: Wow! that was incredible!

Kzahmuh: We could also go on a quick trip. Where would you like to visit?

Хлеба: My homeland.

Kzahmuh: Where is that Хлеба? Some where up there?

Хлеба: Yeah, sorta like that. 

Kzahmuh: where?

Хлеба: I just want to be with you Kzahmuh, and Scott, Yavkitchamitcha, Ima

Kzahmuh: and don't forget about The Cool Shadow and the Taco Bell Dog.

Хлеба: Do we have to go back and get him?

Kzahmuh: The Taco Bell Dog?

Хлеба: I don't know how we're going to do that, is it what Yavki was working on?

Kzahmuh: I think so. Let's go to your homeland first.

Хлеба: What?

Kzahmuh: Where you're from or the place you love?

Хлеба: I love it here on the beach.

Kzahmuh: Me too.

Хлеба: Do you, um your people and universe have beaches?

Kzahmuh: Yes, we do, but we don't have Anything, like this

Хлеба: I like this Anything the best.

Kzahmuh: For sure.

I'm hoping this will be faster

from now on so there won't be as many days in between.

Ima: yes that's better

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Ima. Scott decided to make this faster than 

Sunday, November 13, 2016

I'm looking forward to holding you in my arms and kissing you.

Yeah, baby! Yum!

It's gonna be fun to be with you when we're going to the love planet.

Oh I can't wait.

hmm wait, no I can't and that's funny haha you're cute, today that suit, oh what is this okay yeah i'll be here sure...

Уовгитьчамыща: Scott, you fell asleep and wow, thanks.

Scott: thanks?

Уовгитьчамыща: You want to hold me and kiss me?

Scott: I was having a dream.

Ima: Hi Scott. I hope I'm in your dream.

Scott: I'm sorry it was a dream about our trip to Where-Every, The Love Planet.

Ima: Oh that's nice. We've been down at the beach and it's great there.

Уовгитьчамыща: Are you coming?

Scott: Yes, I am. Let's go!

Ima: We have fast

Scott: food?

Ima: AND

Scott: and what?

Ima: guess.

Scott: can I just think about it?

Ima: Ok we'll surprise you.

Scott: will it be a pleasant surprise?

Ima: I should say pleasure.

Уовгитьчамыща: say? what kind?

Scott: Ladies, am I still dreaming?

Ima: What do you think, Scott?

Friday, November 04, 2016

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi Scott! I miss you.

Scott: Hi Уовгитьчамыща! I miss you too.

Ima: Do you miss me?

Scott: yes I miss you Ima.

Хлеба: We're at the beach? We miss you. What's taking so long?

Kzahmuh: Hi Scott. 

Scott: Hi Kzahmuh! Hi Хлеба! Are you having fun?

Kzahmuh: Not as much fun without you.

Хлеба: yeah Scott can you rub on the

Ima: rub, lol Хлеба

Хлеба: sunscreen lotion for us because we want to join the talko dog for a nice stroll on the sand.

Scott: Do you mean the Taco Bell Dog is here?

Kzahmuh: Хлеба, that voice was Ima, she made a device she speaks into and

Хлеба: and she might be our last hope to have a talking dog on the trip to Where-every.

Scott: What? and I'm confused.

Kzahmuh: about what, Scott?

Scott: Why don't we have hope to get the real Taco Bell Dog to be with us? It was the first chosen crew member?

Ima: Are we astronauts, Scott?

Scott: Yeah I guess we're going to be multigalactic space travelers of the known universe?

Уовгитьчамыща: The unknown Universe too Scott. 

Scott: How do you know if there's an unknown universe? Do you mean unobservable universe, or somewhere we can't find or what?

Уовгитьчамыща: I don't know, Scott.

Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, you seem to know everything these days, maybe you can tell Scott.

Ima: What would life have been like without burritos? Maybe we could ask the dinosaurs.

Хлеба: There she goes doing the Taco Bell Dog's voice again.

The Cool Shadow: No, that was me.

Хлеба: Huh? I thought all you could do was interview dogs to find a lookalike for the Taco Bell Dog to take its place.

The Cool Shadow: No, Ima let me use her device.

Ima: He couldn't find a dog that talks so he was getting discouraged and I wanted to cheer him up and let him borrow it.

Scott: lol

Ima: is that all you can say?

Scott: yeah, I think Уовгитьчамыща is more patient than I am. She handles personnel decisions.

Уовгитьчамыща: No, Scott, I'm not a human resources director. It's for the birds.

Scott: I kinda like birds Уовгитьчамыща but not human resources directors if you catch what I'm saying.

Ima: yeah.

Scott: yeah what?

Ima: I just wanted to say yeah.

Scott: me too. yeah.

Уовгитьчамыща: so what was this about a body double?

Scott: I don't know, ask Cool.

Уовгитьчамыща: Cool, why do we need a body double?

The Cool Shadow: Huh?

Уовгитьчамыща: for the Taco Bell Dog.

The Cool Shadow: uh, oh yeah, we don't.

Уовгитьчамыща: so then, why did you want to talk with all those dogs?

The Cool Shadow: um well, as it turns out they don't talk, but their owners all had strange looks on their faces.

Уовгитьчамыща: because?

The Cool Shadow: They told me they'd never seen a talking shadow before.

Kzahmuh: Really?

The Cool Shadow: Yeah.

Ima: yeah

The Cool Shadow: Why did you say yeah, Ima.

Ima: I like to say yeah.

The Cool Shadow: me too.

Уовгитьчамыща: This is going to be an interesting trip.

Thursday, November 03, 2016

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