How many excuses can I come up with for eating an ice cream bar? Well, enough I suppose... Let me begin with the best one: it seemed to be saying "Eat me!" (but it didn't, and I wouldn't eat talking ice cream if ice cream could talk) Then, also, the air conditioner is broken... and I just ate a spicy meal and needed some ice cream. OK it's not wrong to think of ice cream as a 'need'. I don't think I'm going to hell for thinking ice cream is an important part of my life. At least I hope not because I doubt that they serve it there.
