Sunday, August 25, 2019

Uladocha: Did you notice
her glasses, nice touch
to her outfit!
Meirohma: Yeah! OMG
no! What's she pulling out of
her pocket?
Uladocha: Zoom in
on hand of the woman.
Save Scott?

elsewhere
Kzahmuh: What did you put
in your pocket, Khleba?
Хлеба: nothing. wait. Nothing?
Where did it go?
Kzahmuh: What?

Friday, August 23, 2019

Хлеба: What's that sound?
Kzahmuh: You know.
It's a time portal, it's soft but sure.
Хлеба: I wouldn't have guessed that...
I thought it was the candy truck coming.
Kzahmuh: What's this song about
Vulla Vila?
I'm glad I saved and protected
our relationships, um our friendships.
Хлеба: yeah, or I'd only be eating pies.
and you'd be eating candy all alone.
Kzahmuh: all alone? Nooo!!
oh no, look Khleba, someone is
coming from the past. A time traveler.
I think it's Vulla Vila.


Vulla Vila: Damn, these glasses
keep falling down. When I get
there, someone's gonna get it!
2001, 2002, 2003 . . . 2015, 2016, 2017
2017, 2017, 2017  there's a problem

uh teyew ooh thee uh teyew
te whap whap whap!

Maybe I programmed this wrong.
or else he did it!

elsewhere, earlier
Who is that? She's smart and beautiful!
A red woman, I want to
grow to be just like her.

Saturday, August 17, 2019

Chamomile: If you girls, um ladies, are
                  finished cleaning up the candy wrappers...
                  Look!
Хлеба: at what? I can't see anything.
Kzahmuh: I need to write this down.
              How come I can't see into the kitchen?
Chamomile: C'mere I'll show you.
Хлеба: Huh?
Chamomile: no, wow!
Kzahmuh: what wow?
Chamomile: Put your hand in there?
Kzahmuh: I can't.
Хлеба: I will. wait! I have this figured out.
Chamomile, we're not on The Waffle Planet anymore?
right?
Chamomile: no, that's wrong.
Kzahmuh: Here, let me see that, Khleba.
It's candy. This one's a candy, too.
Chamomile: Correct.
Kzahmuh: Why can't I see the kitchen.
Chamomile: That's because I filled it with candy.
Хлеба: A kitchen full of candy. I should have
thought of that myself.
Kzahmuh: and I helped write this story.
wait. I helped write this story?
I'm not a writer.
Хлеба: You are a writer.
Kzahmuh: then I'm writing that we're in trouble.
Хлеба: because we can't eat that much candy?
Kzahmuh: no, I think we can.
Хлеба: then what?
Kzahmuh: I need to talk to Scott and Yavkitchamitcha
and ask them.
Уовгитьчамыща: I'm right here. What do you
want to ask me?
Kzahmuh: okay, we have a big problem.
Vulla Vila went back in time and there's a chance
or it's likely that things are changing.
Уовгитьчамыща: things? What kinds of things?
Kzahmuh: uh actually people and relationships.
Уовгитьчамыща: How would we know this?
Wouldn't everything seem normal, the way it's
supposed to be?
Kzahmuh: Yes, normally it would, but
Уовгитьчамыща: but what?
Kzahmuh: this device
Уовгитьчамыща: What does it have to do with
this problem?
Kzahmuh: It protects what happened and no one can change it.

Saturday, August 10, 2019


HAPPY MERMAIDS WEEKENDS!!

Monday, August 05, 2019