Thursday, November 29, 2018

Ima: thwew knok
   thwew knok
Scott: Helen? that's
my gr...don't tell
them, Scott. okay,
Yavkitchamitcha
It's your birthday,
I um uh it's haha
it's your
    kuuhh  uhh
      kuuhh
Ima: thwew knock
  what honey?
Scott: Helen, you're
a mermaid. I like you.
Where are you from?
Kzahmuh: oh  um
I'm so warm. Mom!
I have to go, we're
traveling to Almicroburaya...
I'm warm... oh nice!
Хлеба: wake up! Ann is...
What are you doing Ann?
Ann: Cleaning off this section
of the bedroom beach.
Ima: Why?
Ann: There's a mermaid here
and she said something bad is
going to happen and
Kzahmuh: bad? happen where?
here? Why are you looking at me, Ima?
Ima: Oh we fell
asleep. Scott's still
sleeping.
Kzahmuh: I'm getting up!
Ima: You slept under his
left arm...
Kzahmuh: and you under
his right arm, or right
side.
Хлеба: clever! haha.
Ima: Who's the mermaid.
Ann: Her name is Helen.
Ima: She's beautiful!!!
Is her tail real?
Travaia: We're back, guys
after a long time, I know.
Ima: So you're a dress designer now,
and flashy lipsticker!
Travaia: Yes, you love me!
Who's the mermaid? Is
She real?
Ann: Yes, she's real, Travaia.
Gertrude: Hi. I'm here
for morning dress modeling.
Ima: Yeah! Can you make
breakfast?
Gertrude: Not unless
I take off my dress.
Хлеба: oh Wow!
Gertrude, you're sexy.
Jane or Jasmine: Is that
another
Ima: What, Jane or Jasmine?
Jane or Jasmine: I meant, a mermaid...
Хлеба: Yes,
it's another
mermaid. Wink!
Уовгитьчамыща:
I hope Scott wakes up
soon because I want to
make out with him!
Ima: Shut up! I'll arm
wrestle you, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Okay, sure, we can if you want.
Хлеба: You ladies, stop it!
There's a mermaid over there!
Ima: Yeah, she's on our Bedroom Beach!

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Kzahmuh: What time
is it, Ima, I'm getting
tired.
Ima: I don't know,
Kzahmuh...Late!
Хлеба: Yeah, feels
like it too. I need
some sleep.
Ima: After how
many waffles, Хлеба?
Хлеба: I lost count.
Уовгитьчамыща:
I'm here, guys.
This is the pie and
candy restaurant?
Kzahmuh: Both
and neither, it seems.
Хлеба: I got a
damned pie on my
face. He didn't have
very good aim...
The Cool Shadow:
Don't worry! I have
him.
Kzahmuh: I'm
worried and nervous.
Хлеба: About what?
Kzahmuh: 2019. It's almost here.
Chamomile: Will I be there? I hope so.
Kzahmuh: You will, Chamomile. Maybe you can be our secret agent.
Chamomile: Oh yeah,
I like secrets.
Ann: I do too. This will
be fun.
Ima: Yeah, don't leave out fun.

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

               : Pow! Wham! Meow!
                 Gotcha sucker!
               : You made those sounds
                 with your mouth?
                 Didn't you.
               : Didn't is a word I don't like.
                 but yes, I did.
               : What does that screen say.
               : There are enemies.
               : Where?
Uladocha: Pow! Wham!
                 Right there, at the end
Meirohma: the end, of what?
Uladocha: my fist.
Meirohma: around the side  FIVE!
Uladocha: haha kick some ass!
Meirohma: watch out, director
                  or whatever/whoever
                  will be saying it's not a good...
Uladocha: Pow! Whatm!
                not a good superhero movie?
                It's not a movie!
              : Yakhoya will never
                be the same.
Meirohma: Who said that?
                 I can't see you.
              : Oh I'm sorry...
                 I'm invisible.
Uladocha: Invisible?
Chamomile: My name is Chamomile.
                  I'm from the Year 2019.
Chamomile: and her name is Melissa Lemonbalm.
Uladocha: Pretty names.
Melissa Lemonbalm: thanks.
Meirohma: We heard you have
                 waffles.
Chamomile: Yeah. We do. Melissa
will help you. I have to go back to 2019
for a few
minutes...

Monday, November 05, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща:
What's that
you're looking at,
Kzahmuh?
Ima: Yeah, we just
got here.
Ann: Did you clip
the tag off Yavki's
dress, Ima?
Ima: No, she likes
to wear our love
for her.
Kzahmuh: It's
what we did?!
Ima: Why the
question.
Kzahmuh: You
just knocked out three
bad guys, or you will very soon.
Ima: Oh okay, that sounds like fun!
Ima (cont.): oh I see, that's
what's on Kzahmuhvision.
And Хлеба has pie on her
face.
Хлеба: No, I don't.
Pow! Pie-ow!
Хлеба: Who threw the pie
at me?
Pow! I got him! Don't worry.
Ima: It's the waffle waitress.
Scott: Her name is Chamomile
But she won't be the waitress much longer.
Хлеба: Why not, Scott?
I like her.
Ima: She said Number Ima
to me. She doesn't like me.
Уовгитьчамыща (this universe
and writer): She just ran out of numbers.
and she likes you, Ima.
Scott: yeah, she likes you.
Ima: So why won't she be
the waitress.
Scott: because we're promoting
her to manager of all our
restaurants.
Хлеба: We love her, don't
we guys.
Kzahmuh: Yes, we sure do,
but Хлеба you look pretty with pie on
                                            your face.
Хлеба: Don't try anything.
Kzahmuh: I wasn't gonna kiss you.
Chamomile: Do I have to hold
him 'til the cops
get here?
The Cool Shadow: No, I
                                 will!
Chamomile: Wow! a real man...

Friday, November 02, 2018

Invisible Landing Strip
Field overhead - See a Different You
                        Anything (says): Do
Do your few chores, change the future
Kzahmuh was   ?   , Ann was   ?
They are alive and well
Let's go eat dessert
It's more than dessert
Love wasn't developed by our team
Just the technology to overcome observable obstacles
but Love can't be detected by science
we, in defiance, open our hearts to possibilities
love isn't a thing
but if you insist
it's the thing we can never run out of
to do