Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Хлеба: Travaia, 
are you alright?
Travaia: (thinking) 
What should I do,
shock them with
my new lipstick?
Ima: I think she's
moving... Are you
awake Travaia?
Travaia: No.
Хлеба: haha yay!
famous Travaia is OK.
Travaia: (thinking)
famous? me? She's joking.
Maybe it's time for this

umwack
Hi everybody,
my name is
Travaia. This
is for our new
leader.
Ima: Who is
that, me?
Travaia: 
Waffles Date
lipstick, that
should bring
in Yavkitchamitcha,
Scott, Kzahmuh,
and The
Cool Shadow
twins.
Хлеба:
Travaia's
okay, yay!
Have
a pie!
Ima: Yavki and Scott,
Where are you guys?!
You're ruining my
waffle date!!
Hmm... the flashy lipsticker
is really out of it. How
unserious can you get?!

Travaia: (thinking with 
her head down, eyes closed
but not really asleep)
Flashy lipsticker, yes
indeed, she'll see that
I'm tired of being serious.
Watch out for the lips everywhere
flashing many colors. Then I'll do
my Ima is a talking doggy joke...

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Uhrayuh:  Pongk!
pzuuu wuuee knituuu
Ima: What? is it?
Uhrayuh: Don't worry!
bwauwaw bwauwaw!!
Uhrayuh: Hello?!
are you there?
Eyaruh , dyo sci-oh
kuh ur puhkl escht ict
Ima: What?
Uhrayuh: She's not
there. It was her
assistant. I will
take this one in and
Mold: Where?!! no!
Ima: now you're afraid?
Mold: She's mean.
Uhrayuh: no, I'm not.
Ima: Well, Number Joe
is out of it because of
what he did.
Yavki and Scott aren't
here. I think he should
be returned to 2018?
Хлеба: Is that when
he escaped from...
Ima: we don't know.
Kzahmuh sent him
and that other one
back in time. To
rehabilitate, I mean
change them.
Хлеба: What's  wrong
with Travaia?
Hey, wake up! It's
time to party.
Uhrayuh: Oh she
is back. great.
tku'yu wuh ee lah
Eyaruh Did you talk
with the human
council about what to do?
Eyaruh: Yes. They sent
representatives/law officers.

Human-Mermaid
Council officer:
Hello. We're here to get
the escaped prisoner.
Ima: He's right here.
we hope we don't get
any more problems.
Хлеба: Time to party!
Chamomile: Here, Khleba,
you'll like these new pies!
Ima: Wow! ugimersht cream pie!

Thursday, May 16, 2019

Chamomile: Hey, where's 
my fun button?
Ima: haha, Chamomile.
What?!
Chamomile: You girls
were sleeping and THAT
did it.
Ima: Mold ?! It's time
for him to go.
ugimers ugimers
ugimers ugimers
Ima: That's your phone,
Chamomile?
Chamomile: Yeah, I put
that on there coz it's
very sweet.
And your 
phone rings
like this
bzzz ooht
bzzz ooht.

Ima: Who is it?
Chamomile: It's Kzahmuh.
Ima: So ? What did
Kzahmuh say?
Chamomile: We'll all still
know each other and be friends.
And she is on the way here.
Хлеба: Nooooo!!! ?!!!
Travaia: What's wrong?!!
You woke me up.
Pink Ima: The mermaid
was singing about something sad.
It's horrible.
Хлеба: this is worse.
Travaia: Hey, wake him up!
Chamomile: I'll wave this
hot fresh waffle in front
of his face.
Travaia: Number Joe, I mean
policeman Joe, wake up and
take this, um this terrible person away.
Mold: Person? thank you
I like that you respect me.
Travaia: I don't respect you. They're going to lock you up

and throw
away the key.
Хлеба: oh no, 
I can't believe
this happened
or will happen.
oh noooo...
Travaia: What?
He has to go to jail
and don't let him out.
Хлеба: Not that.
(Whispering to Travaia...)
I saw in my mind Kzahmuh
in cutoffs and a t-shirt
talking to Scott but they
didn't really know each other.
Travaia: Where are we?
Mold: haha idiots You're right here!


Хлеба: Shut up!
It's a bad problem if true. I left THIS ON.
Travaia: What is that?

Kzahmuh: and this is what would
have happened. I'm not sure Changer
wanted to destroy superheroes, writers, or you.
Уовгитьчамыща (writer this universe):
You're doing a great
job, Kzahmuh. thanks.

Friday, May 10, 2019

Хлеба: Nooooo!!! ?!!!
Travaia: What's wrong?!!
You woke me up.
Pink Ima: The mermaid
was singing about something sad.
It's horrible.
Хлеба: this is worse.
Travaia: Hey, wake him up!
Chamomile: I'll wave this
hot fresh waffle in front
of his face.
Travaia: Number Joe, I mean
policeman Joe, wake up and
take this, um this terrible person away.
Mold: Person? thank you
I like that you respect me.
Travaia: I don't respect you. They're going to lock you up

and throw
away the key.
Хлеба: oh no, 
I can't believe
this happened
or will happen.
oh noooo...
Travaia: What?
He has to go to jail
and don't let him out.
Хлеба: Not that.
(Whispering to Travaia...)
I saw in my mind Kzahmuh
in cutoffs and a t-shirt
talking to Scott but they
didn't really know each other.
Travaia: Where are we?
Mold: haha idiots You're right here!

Kzahmuh: and this is what would
have happened. I'm not sure Changer
wanted to destroy superheroes, writers, or you.
Уовгитьчамыща (writer this universe):
You're doing a great
job, Kzahmuh. thanks.

Wednesday, May 08, 2019

Mermaid Helen:   khuh khuh nooo ukh
                            lumu nooo kelp urp eee
                            eek pwa pesha prr nooo...
Pink Ima: What honey? Are you okay?
Mermaid Helen: Yes. I'm singing.
Pink Ima: Singing? I don't know the words.
Хлеба: She said, hmm really? a dolphin
told her the ocean in danger so bad with
plastics and pollution sad for seas and
she said a baby dolphin cried about seeing
people getting hurt. and kelp and help
and she still doesn't want to be a manager
but she would be a good leader because
they just say a lot of stuff.
Pink Ima: oh yeah. hahaha that's
more than a mouthful.
Хлеба: but it's sad, we need to do
something about it.
Pink Ima: Yeah you're right.

Monday, May 06, 2019

Chamomile: 
Fun Button?
Wow! Cool. Press Here.
Jane or Jasmine: 
I'll fly over, um
out there and get him.
Хлеба: swim up?
Jane or Jasmine: yeah.
Gertrude: We have
new dresses , girls.
Pink Ima: and excesses?
I'll throw my pink
and make love win!

Gertrude: I'll surround
him with me, me, me
and um me in this
beautiful floral dress.
and PUNCH!!
Jane or Jasmine:
it's casual and formal
too ladies, and just
what you were looking
for to get the looks that you're looking for
and turn his head.

Mold: My neck, my neck.
Damnit, I shouldn't
have turned my head.
Chamomile: Press Here?
okay, yeah!
oh sleeping beauties
awaken, and ...
Ima: (yawns) ah ar
oh What's going on?
Vulla Vila: Your friend
got a pie in the face,
and I fell asleep.

Ima: Yeah, I fell
asleep and didn't get
to see it. oh Khleba
got a pie in the face.
ha ha ha
Хлеба: oh yeah!
wow! I did it!
finally.
Ima: What? ate
a delicious pie?
Хлеба: No. Well,
Yes. but watch this!
zub buh bzzruu...
Ima: Wow! Cool
sound!
Uhrayuh: 
Mold, give up!
Now!
Хлеба: 
Got him!
Mold: 
You got me!
Хлеба:
I'm gonna call
this a layp
or khlep or find
the villain and stop him!

Friday, May 03, 2019

Gertrude: Let's make sure this party
for Yavkitchamitcha and Ima goes
as planned.
Jane or Jasmine: Will you multiply?
Gertrude: Will you fly?
Jane or Jasmine: Yeah!
Gertrude: Yeah!

Thursday, May 02, 2019

Time Travel Changer: This was easy.
Now I just need to figure out 
these controls, what does this
button do? I'll use this spaceship
to take over... who are you?!
Anything: guess.
Time Travel Changer: Are you human?
Anything: I wish. um no, I don't.
guess again.
Time Travel Changer: Where
are you from?
Anything: right here.
You're inside of me.

Уовгитьчамыща: Let's go back in,
Ann, then on to The Waffle Planet.
Ann: Okay, I'll open Anything.

ooeeo ooeeo

Time Travel Changer: What's that ?
Anything: friends
Time Travel Changer: I don't
have any friends.
Anything: I do.

Уовгитьчамыща: I know you.
Time Travel Changer: oh hehe
ah ooh if it isn't the little girl
who had one lucky day, long ago
you're pretty but you're nobody.

Уовгитьчамыща: 
You're as bad as ever.
Ann: Do you want me to
Уовгитьчамыща:
No, Ann, I will
um  ON?
Ann: yes
Time Travel Changer:
Where did you go?
My men are outside
waiting to end you.

Anything: POW! thwoosh
now stay still, and I'll.
Where are you?
Time Travel Changer:
Get away button is
so great!!

Time Travel Changer:
Nice to see you again
grown up girl.
Meet your final scene.
Get her.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Sorry, Mom!
Time Travel Changer:
Oh, she loves her Mommy!
How sweet!

Уовгитьчамыща:
See me?
Time Travel Changer:
Now I do, yes!
Уовгитьчамыща:
vwewp Pow! Smack!
fwewp Pow! Smack!
fwewp...
Ann: Best punches
and flips of bad guys
by a superhero.
Time Travel Changer:
Don't you mean actress?
Ann: both

Reporter: My name
is Emeri Jackson,
reporting on two of
today's most important
news stories.

I am on the outskirts
of town in search of
the woman who is this
year's Best Actress.
Her name is Yavkitchamitcha.

In another development,
there are unexplained
UFO sightings and a growing
number of lights in the night time sky...