Thursday, September 26, 2019

Mermaid (undercover model?):  Kh tu a dress?
ee ha yum good?
Gertrude: She loves the dress. Thank you.
Khleba: Yes. oh and she said it's better than
the dress with opening for her tail.
Mermaid: I can speak um... English.
Gertrude: Wow! great. My name is Gertrude.
Mermaid: I'm wearing a cover?
also less in age.
Khleba: She is undercover and the youngest.
Yavkitchamitcha: ahem (clearing her throat).
Ima: What? Yavki, are you mad at me?
Yavkitchamitcha: No! You keep saying
Waffles Date, where's Chamomile?
What are they doing?
Discussing something.
Ima: I guess it's...


Uladocha: Let's go back!
Meirohma: Yes, but do you think
we should test it first.
Uladocha: second. LOL
Meirohma: Did you see someone.
Uladocha: Where?
Meirohma: Over there.
Chamomile: What a trip!
Melissa Lemonbalm: battery-operated
waffle maker.
Chamomile: not batteries, Melissa.
Melissa Lemonbalm: Yeah, you're right.
It works according to that thing um
the kowajik parakulum?
Chamomile: I don't know if they
used that name um term for this,
NOW (visible)
"Hello, my name is Chamomile.
 Would you like a waffle?"
Uladocha: Waffle?
Meirohma: that's what she said.
Melissa Lemonbalm: "syrup!
It's hot ugimersht or what
syrup , is very delicious."
Uladocha: ugimersht or what?
Chamomile: ugimersht or what?
Yes that's correct.


Kzahmuh: so, are you
ladies ready to go?
Chamomile: Yes. To the
future. To Yakhoya.
Ima: What's going on?
You're taking the
waffle maker? My
Waffles Date is ruined.
Khleba: It's not the same waffle maker, Ima.
Don't worry. What syrup should they use, Ima?
Ima: um that ugimersht or what? syrup.

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Mold: Thanks?
I thought you'd
never get here.
What's that?
Time Travel Changer:
like a clone, um copy
of the time travel
device.
Mold: ahh say vice.
Is it the next gen.
or what?
Time Travel Changer:
generation?
it's from the future.
same as from Yakhoya.
When are you from?
Mold: Me? Nineties
but I keep getting
born again, and
        again.
Kzahmuh: so, my beautiful
science partner, how is this for
an ending?
Khleba: an ending?!!
Kzahmuh: I'm joking.
Khleba: It wasn't funny.
Kzahmuh: Don't worry,
it's not the end of anything.
we're going to keep going.
Khleba: as best friends?
Kzahmuh: Yeah, honey.
But the trip, all of us together.
Khleba: I see, split screen
on your Kzahmuhvision. so,
that's our Yavkitchamitcha.
Who are they? That's Vulla Vila
and I don't know them.
Kzahmuh: I don't know them
either, but I guess we'll find out.
Number Joe: Alright, well let him go.
Cookie: Why? He talks too much...
Reporter: I did what you asked. If um
I meant, wonder woman will hear that
you wanted her to show up.
Cookie: ah Ha damn it! You're not
tricking me are you.
Reporter: No. It's a treat.
Cookie: What?!
Reporter: Are you oh, everything is
Cookie: You think I'm not OK.
Number Joe: Are you bleeding?
Cookie: Do you have a mirror?
Number Joe: (thinking) I need
to get out of here and get
another waffle.
Cookie: Why are your eyes doing that?
Number Joe: I was just thinking.
Cookie: about what?
Number Joe: nothing.
Reporter: Here's a little compact
mirror.
Cookie: Thank god for you
TV people. So prissy.
Reporter: Nice one!
Cookie: oh okay, it's only
red food coloring. My frosting,
I made it myself.
Number Joe: No wonder.
Cookie: No wonder What?
Hey, Who's that?
Number Joe: Where?
Cookie: outside.
Number: Oh she's your
favorite color?
Cookie: Is she coming
to rescue you?
Number Joe:
I don't know her. (thinking,
I hope my acting is good
enough. They said she's
one of us.
Cookie: Okay, reporter
you're free to go. A red
woman superhero will do.
But put what I do next
on the nightly news.

Thursday, September 12, 2019

Khleba: That looks good.
Ima: not great?
Khleba: yeah that too.
Chamomile: Thanks!
I'm pretty. I love it.
Jane or Jasmine:
You ladies are very
pretty in the newest
fashions, timeless
dresses take you
to other places.
Kzahmuh:
How do I look?
Khleba: delicious.
haha.
Kzahmuh:
Knock it off, Khleba.
I'm being serious.
Ima: What's this
that fell out of your pocket, Yakhoya girl?
It says, super share?
Khleba: Yakhoya girl?
Yeah, that's where I'm from.
It's the most beautiful
place above, I mean
um in, I mean it's sort
of a part of the world.
Ima: and the Super Share?
Khleba: about that, it's
just so we're more together ish
when we don't, I mean aren't together.
Ima: What's this part about common dreams?
Khleba: oh it's nothing.
Ima: What does that say on your Kzahmuhvision?
Kzahmuh: It's bad. We have a big problem. actually Two.
Pink Ima: And one of them is that big gross, disgusting creature that wouldn't let go of me. He's a bully.
Kzahmuh: He's a very
dangerous criminal.
Mermaid: bink be do
ooh ah um yum and stuff.
Khleba: What, honey?
Mermaid: I'm the youngest
and pretty too, and I made
up this song with my new
English.
tha o woo zuwish!
Jane or Jasmine: What?!
Where did your tail go?
Mermaid: I'm, I'm
going to be (what's this
mean, Khleba?  ka yeh tur aht
Khleba: (whispering) whi
whi whi
Mermaid: I'm being
undercover.
Ima: You're too pretty
to be an undercover agent.
Khleba: I'll do it.
Kzahmuh: Do what?
Khleba: Someone needs
to go to the future in
Yakhoya and stopped those
two problems.

Saturday, September 07, 2019

innocent bystanders:

What on earth?

that's bright!

I think it's (an) extraterrestrial spaceship.
Yeah, humans are in danger.

Frosting: I didn't see anything. Where?

Guy, have you been drinking something?

Frosting: just a Soda Pop. Why?

It was a red flash of light. Well, it
lasted a few seconds.
What's wrong with you?

Frosting: Nothing. Actually I feel
better than ever. hmm was her name Ima?
Thanks to her, whatever her name is.


bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: It's Scott.
Yavkitchamitcha: Hello, Ima?
Ima: Yes. What? Where's Scott?
Yavkitchamitcha: writing.
Ima: Why? I mean What?
Yavkitchamitcha: about us, I guess.
Ima: you guess? you're the writer
for this parallel universe.
Kzahmuh's universe.
Yavkitchamitcha: speaking of Kzahmuh,
where is she?
Ima: eating candy in the kitchen
with Kzahmuh Khleba or trying to save
and protect the universe.
Yavkitchamitcha: both important,
but did you see that red streak
in the sky. It looked like it stopped
nearby.
Ima: Do you think it's an alien
spacecraft?
Gertrude: Aliens?! Yay! I want
to be first to meet an alien.
Ima: Wow! Gertrude, I love your
new dress.
Gertrude: thanks. We're going to give
a fashion show soon.
Yavkitchamitcha: Ima, are you
still there? Tell Kzahmuh there's
a big problem.
Ima: What?
Yavkitchamitcha: a bunch of
bad guys.
Ima: What? What are they doing?
Yavkitchamitcha: they're...
they're flying through the air.

minutes ago
Vulla Vila: I hope no one saw
that bright red light.
What's wrong with this machine
I thought this would be a soft landing.
I'm here. Nothing to fear, now.
Pow! uhthwush smack! oohwoooh!
These bad guys are lighter than they
used to be. This is too easy. Now where's the
policeman and the reporter and the sugary mess holding them?

Thursday, September 05, 2019

Yavkitchamitcha: What's that? Whoa!
Scott: I don't know. It's, it's...
Yavkitchamitcha: You can say it, since you're um you wrote it.


Mold: I can still spy on them even though
the mermaids and humans have me. ah HAHA!
just like I thought, they're only writers.

Time Travel Changer: You stopped me from
time traveling  but not from changing things.
There's the vulnerability. Mold, I have you.

Vulla Vila: What's wrong with this machine
I thought this would be a soft landing.
I'm here. Nothing to fear, now.

Tuesday, September 03, 2019

Kzahmuh: I'm hung up on
why are we called candy scientists?
oh it's a joke.
Khleba: I think it's a fantasy.
Chamomile: Fun!
Kzahmuh: We need to come
back to earth.
Khleba: Yeah, reality.






Scott: they want us to Feel self-conscious.
Yavkitchamitcha: and they want to
(try to) make doubt.
Scott: they can't write.
Yavkitchamitcha: they can only wrong.
Scott: Amen.
Yavkitchamitcha: women too.