Diza: Let's sun ourselves. Scott: Here's some sunscreen. Samara: Rub it on me. Diza: Yeah. Scott: Ima? Ima: Go ahead but she could stalk you all the way to

Diza Scott Samara Ima Mold Khleba Kzahmuh Travaia Yavkitchamitcha Plant Girl Xkaa

Episode: Let's show Scott a good time

Ima Khleba Diza Samara Anything Kzahmuh Travaia Scott The Bedroom Beach

Kzahmuh: Sorry, I'm concentrating. Khleba: I thought you were doing physics. Ima: $25, 253 per ride? Good job!

Yavkitchamitcha: An index of parallel universes, or

Kzahmuh: Yes, parallel Oregons. Look on the mountain.

Khleba: Three of them. That's what I think it is. It's, It's, it's

Eyana: The mermaids call him Mr. Large.

Khleba: it's Bigfoot!

Kzahmuh: Ima, look at this! The president didn't do it.

booo m n m!

Copy: Hello. Do you see me? And do you remember me?

Ima: Do I answer your question first, Kzahmuh, or his? Copy! Damm it. What are you up to?

Copy: And I made light. And rescued your president. Thank me later.

Kzahmuh Ima Copy Ima

The Cool Shadow

this is LIVE

Scott: I have no knowledge about what will happen.

Yavki, where are we? Oh, by the way, how was your trip to the way out there?

Good, Ima, but did you realize that plant people are strong?

Yes, Plant Girl is, oh no! 

What, Ima?

She's still in a Good Great protective home.

Oh. You're calling them homes now?

Yes, I want everyone to feel safe, Yavki.

So then, do you think we're home right now?

Pbooooommm!!

Yavki, where is everybody else?

Ima, that noise...

bzzz ooht buzz ooht

Hello?

Anything: Ima, don't be mad at me but I put you and Yavki in Good Great for your protection. Did you see the news?

Ima: No, Anything, I didn't. The TV went off.

Anything: Someone wants to overthrow our system and destroy society.

Ima: What was that loud noise?

Anything: The news reported that you're alive.

Ima: I already know that. Now tell me something I don't know.

Anything: The blast was meant for you. Sorry. That's why I sent you into Good Great.

Other Where

Copy: She's right here with me.

Central Computer/Leader: You must return her to the raw elements or to nature.

Copy: I cannot. She is special.

Central Computer/Leader: You, love? her.

Copy: Nooohoho ha I care about truth. She is a person. I gave her a genuine Ima personality. Humans call it a soul.

Central Computer/Leader: nonsense. I will have you detained and your movement restricted.

Copy: Nooo!! You can't.

Ima: What's wrong? Is he angry with me?

Copy: No, Ima, don't worry about it.

Another place

The Cool Shadow: I've never been scared. And I'm not about to start.

Cool Cool Loves Shakes!

Cool Cool Cool Cool!!!!

The Cool Shadow: Oh no. Did I fall asleep? Where am I? My phone. I have a phone? Hello

Anything: Hello, Cool?

The Cool Shadow: Yes. Anything? Why are you calling me? And where am I?

Anything: You're in a very safe place. And you know what you have to do. 

The Cool Shadow: What?

Copy: I did it. I saved the world.

Copy Ima Tonight's News The Waffle Planet Ima Khleba 

Copy: Your name is Ima. Ima: I know that.

Copy Ima Kzahmuhvision

Katy Perry - LIFETIMES

40 minutes after LIFETIMES was posted on YouTube. That's when I listened to it while watching the music video. It could have been 37 minutes, but I listened to Illusion first. 

Dear Scott, we know you're hanging out on YouTube trying to see what Katy Perry is doing. Me: No. No. What?! You think I don't have a life? I was just going back to hear "Illusion" by Dua Lipa and Katy Perry's new song was in the suggestions on the right side of the screen. It wasn't wrong. Great song. Thanks. Okay readers, do you think  "LIFETIMES" is better than "Illusion"? Second half songs versus first half? This is way too early. We have to wait till January, then I'll try to figure it out. I didn't even know Katy Perry had a new song, but I like it. 

And then why did I do this to myself a day later. Heard "Why Why Why" by Shawn Mendes. Another great song. Okay now I'm really getting confused who's best. It's going to be fun in January.

This is EMERI

On tonight'show, people everywhere wondering tonight how REAL they are.

(Later)

Time Travel Changer: Let's just say I'm saving this city from Food gone mad.

(Previously but not fit enough to print)

Peanut Butter On Everything: What does this look like to you? Jelly Guy: People trying to have fun Enjoy concerts and food. Peanut Butter On Everything: We are food. We're the only food that matters. Jelly Guy: I'm sweet.

(and Friday)

EMERI Jackson: He (Scott) says he created the character Peanut Butter On Everything when he was fondly (sarcasm) remembering college freshman dorm (cafeteria) food. He put peanut butter on everything.

Peanut Butter On Everything: I created Scott, now I'm going to make him cry like a girl. Jelly Guy: How do you like my jelly dress? Boo hoo!!

EMERI A man, who thinks he knows something and maybe he even thinks he created us, oh HA HA. S kah tuh Scott . . .

Cookie: Get him! Destroy

E V E R Y TH ING.

Men. It's the end for civilization.

Loofus: We just hit the invaders with numerous blasts. Plant Girl: Invaders? Loofus: Humans. Or possibly from earth, not human.

2015

Fast Food Yummy Sunday, August 09, 2015 To protect us here and very big HERE (everywhere) & more near Where-Every Я люблю уовгитьчамыща She is very important (like a character in a story) and I created this name, but she created herself. Yes, I use my imagination. I don't know what she does yet but she is a special being that protects us, and I think she's very cute, pretty, and beautiful. For inspiration, I think about русалка and снегурочка. I decided the spelling of her name can also be йовгитьчамыща. Posted by Scott McLean at 8/09/2015

Previously

Fast Food Yummy Thursday, May 09, 2024 Kzahmuh: Look! It's a projection of her, with her people. Khleba: They're all, hmm they're plants? Ima: They're plant people. Scott McLean at 5/09/2024

Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe): I just want to be a writer. Scott: I know. It's the greatest thing there is. But you saved a train. Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe): It turned out it was a test train. Nobody was on it. That Peanut Butter criminal wasted all his effort for nothing.

Tonight's News/Every Night/Enjoy!

A woman, some believe to be super, um what, our writers are handing me a note — She's one of us? A writer — saved a train veering off the track, then stopped someone? calling himself Peanut Butter On Everything.