Sunday, October 28, 2018

Writers in a Strange
Section of Us

Уовгитьчамыща:
Where is Ima? I don't
see her.
Scott: I'm not sure.
Where are we?
Уовгитьчамыща:
I don't know. wanna kiss
again?
Scott: Yes.

Travaia: Did you guys
notice how pink it was and
now it's dark.
Gertrude: Yeah! Pink is better
to see dresses by, or
Jane or Jasmine:
What?! More trouble, look
above!
Gertrude: I thought you
solved our problem by
scaring away the bad guys.
Travaia: We gotta finish
these dresses. Anything?
Where's Anything.

Anything: This damn thing
doesn't work.

Хлеба: Pie on my face?
hehehe I doubt it.
Kzahmuhvision got one wrong.
Kzahmuh: but it was essentially
correct, me kissing Ann. the other me
and the other Ann.
Ann: icky. but I like you as a friend.

Уовгитьчамыща:
Are you going to cut
the label off, we gotta
get over to the pies and
candy restaurant.
Ima: I thought you
said to leave it on.
Oh, show me your fight suit
under your dress.
Уовгитьчамыща: It's really a swimsuit.
Ima: now you can easily win versus villains
and also win miss two universes...

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Kzahmuh:
I'm why?
Хлеба:
I'm how...
Хлеба laughed
because who
knows where
this goes when
writers don't
know what.
Some what
seekers get
more from Wow,
so don't shed tears
for writers,
we could get it right
in another parallel

Kzahmuh: universe?
Хлеба: I think that's
what they mean.
Kzahmuh: but they're nice.
Хлеба: Where's Ann?
Kzahmuh: eww, uh she's kissing the me
from... hmm where could I possibly be from
to kiss a girl?!!
Хлеба: Ann is cute, though, right?
Kzahmuh: Yes. She's very pretty too
Ann: I'm right here. Can I go with you?
Хлеба: Yeah! We're just walking to get our pies and
candies. Of course you can come along. But I might get pie on my face.
Ann: hahaha I look forward to it.
Kzahmuh: Yeah, it's going to be
a memorable moment.
Хлеба: Pies, pies here I come...

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Ima: PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
Let's have fun now...
Хлеба: no
Ima: quit raining
Хлеба: it stopped.
Ima: I meant YOU!
Хлеба: It's not raining, Ima,
take off your CAPS.
Ann: all CAPS.  hahaha
Ima: This is Yavkitchamitcha's
Party  PLUS !
Kzahmuh: Plus What ?
Хлеба: PIES !
Kzahmuh: CANDY !
Ann: What do I want? hmm...
(thinking)
Ima: I don't know, Ann. What do
you want?
Kzahmuh: What are you doing
with those scissors, Ann?
Ann: nothing
Ima said we need to clip off
Kzahmuh: my hair?!
Ann: NO!
Уовгитьчамыща: I'm waiting,
wanna see my beautiful dress?
Ann: Yes, Yavkitchamitcha,
I'm coming. I have to clip off
the tag or long dress description.
Ima: Yeah. I'll go with you, Ann.
Ann: OK sure, Ima.
Ima: Who's the designer?
Ann: It says...
Ima: What?! Travaia?! hahaha
Booft that's ridiculous!

Gertrude: You scared them away,
Jane or Jasmine.
Travaia: Yes, she did! Is that tail
real, Jane or Jasmine?
Jane or Jasmine: It's a long story.
You need to know our history.
Travaia: Yeah, I liked History
but I don't feel like I'm a part of it.







Хлеба: It's getting late.
Let's make this short.
Ima: okay, sure.
Хлеба: What on earth?!
Ima: It's a mini-skirt.
Хлеба: I can see that.
but it's Yavkitchamitcha's
day, night, and so forth...
Ima: oh.  Ann, is that
the dress description?
Ann: Yes, it is.
Ima: okay, um let me
see what this says.
Travaia: dress designer
Jane or Jasmine: model
and waiting for her friends
Ima: What?! Friends?
Хлеба: Those are the mermaids.
They come with the rain!
Ima: That's nonsense!
Хлеба: No it's not!
Ima: and, um
Gertrude: Fashion Feelings
speaker, and top Fashion model.
Kzahmuh: Good! I love it.
Ima: You love it!?
Please, wake me up.
Хлеба:  hehe
oh someone is knocking,
and I thought The Waffle Planet
was closed for the night.
Get the door, Kzahmuh.
waitress: Number 402
waffle for Хлеба.
Ima: You're kidding.
waitress: Number Ima, here's
your waffle too.
Ima: I didn't get
a number, but
Хлеба did?
Хлеба: I really
like this waitress,
she's so nice.
Who's at the door,
Kzahmuh?
Kzahmuh: No!
It can't be me
kissing Ann.
Kzahmuh (another one):
She's my girlfriend.
Ann (another): and
we're in love.
Хлеба: Yum! This waffle #402 is great!

Friday, October 05, 2018

Kzahmuh: You know what, I'm getting
hungry for candy (and I hope they don't
know what I'm thinking but I don't want
a haircut because I look like I have
short hair in the future, wait a minute
maybe me, but it sure looked like me.
But kissing Ann?! She's a girl, I like
guys, I like       )
Хлеба: Scott, where's Scott? I'm worried, Kzahmuh.
Kzahmuh: I'm thinking (yes, Scott. that's who I like.)
Уовгитьчамыща: Hi. How do you like my
new dress? I like the pretty
flowers, and beneath it I have
a sexy fight suit with
power pockets for all of our
advantage-us "beat the bad guys"
devices and anti-weapons.
Kzahmuh: I really have to do THIS
                 WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW!
                          WOW! WOW! WOW!
Хлеба: Oh yeah! Yay! Did you just do what I think
you just did?!!
Kzahmuh: YES! The 8 WOWs
or the 5 plus 3 WOWs of girl Super Power.

Pink Ima: How would you like
a pink surprise?
Mold: No! You're trying to turn
me good, and I'm mean and scary.
Pink Ima: Yes! You are, no more.
hehehe

Хлеба: NOW! I see him!
You got them! Yeah!
Pow to you, bye bye...
Kzahmuh: I set the year
to 2015. and hopefully
to the special police
project to stop evil villains.
Хлеба: good idea.

Jane or Jasmine: ulzss
ss thee kahwah zsay...
Gertrude: What? No!
Jane or Jasmine:
sie oh ay zhzhzhzh
Hi! I'm up here! See me?
Travaia: She's flying!
Gertrude: She's swimming!
Хлеба: She has a tail?
She's a rain mermaid?
I thought it was just a children's story.

Tuesday, October 02, 2018

Travaia: I hope someone
is writing this down.
Gertrude: Maybe you should.
Travaia: I thought
Jane or Jasmine was
going to model. She's standing
up there (Travaia pointing).
Gertrude: Are you okay,
Jane or Jasmine?
Travaia: Can you help us?
Jane or Jasmine: They
have Ima.
Travaia: Oh no! Who?!
I'll get 'em. (ooh ftah, falling)
Gertrude: Are you okay, Travaia?
Travaia: Yeah! but my dress is too long.
Jane or Jasmine: sstheee tuh wiiihhee...
Travaia: What did you say?!!
Jane or Jasmine: My sisters, my friends,
I mean, they're coming!
Travaia: We're your friends.
Jane or Jasmine: Yes, you are. for sure.

Monday, October 01, 2018

Kzahmuh: But that happens in
                less than 30 minutes.
                Then you have pie all over
                your face, Хлеба.
Ima: haha more funny stuff.
Хлеба: Don't laugh so much, Ima.
Ann: What's going on? I'm helping
        Yavkitchamitcha with her
        dress and hair. She's beautiful.
Ima: You look pretty in your dress, Ann.
Ann: Thanks Ima. Is Travaia still down
        there working on her dress with
        Jane or Jasmine and Gertrude?
Ima: Yes. Anything is trying to make
        the sizes right, but I can't contact
        Anything now.
Kzahmuh: scissors!... Хлеба, Nooo!!
Ann: Why are you afraid of scissors, Kzahmuh?
Хлеба: She is afraid of what will happen soon?
Ann: Really?
What will happen?
By the way, you
look very pretty,
Kzahmuh.
Хлеба: Don't
laugh, Ima.
Ima: I wasn't
going to
laugh. yet.