Уовгитьчамыща: 

Hi. My name is

Yavkitchamitcha.

Can we share this part

of the beach with you?

Mermaid:

Hi. My name is

Helen. Yes, are you

the leader?

Ima:

Hi. My name is

Ima. She's the leader

and I'm assistant leader.

Уовгитьчамыща:

um thanks, Ima.

Helen: I like

it here. Nice beach! but

I have to tell you something.

Ima: about danger?

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: It's Travaia calling
Уовгитьчамыща:
Okay, yeah you should
talk to her
Ima: Okay, it'll just be a minute.
Yes, what's going on at P.H.?
Travaia: There's someone investigating
this right now. Where's Scott, I wanted
to tell him what they're doing.
Ima: He went to the store.
Travaia: okay. Ask Yavkitchamitcha
if she's ever heard of this name:
Ima: Yeah, alright, what is it?
Travaia:   Vulla Vila
Ima: Yavki, Travaia wants
to know if you've heard of
Vulla Vila.
Уовгитьчамыща: What does
she look like?
Ima: What does she look like?
Travaia: Tall, beautiful, red,
and they think she is the one
behind the attack.
Ima: She threw the pie at Хлеба?
Travaia: No. She sent someone to shoot us.
Ima: Who threw the pie?
Travaia: It's a long story.
It was her sister.
Ima: I can't wait to hear the long version.

   :You're going to be the Universe's REAL GIRL.

          : You Mean...RED GIRL

Уовгитьчамыща: What's the name of
this story now, Scott, the girl's are
goofing off again?
Scott: yeah that's a good one, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща: Remember dear,
we represent the universe.
Scott: I agree, that sounds beautiful...
Уовгитьчамыща: Ima already did
her thing with you
Scott: LOL
Уовгитьчамыща: on the Waffle Date,
you know I meant that, right?
Ima: Yes, he did Yavki. What are
you guys talking about? I'm here too.
Scott: Yes, we're sorry.
Yavki: No. I can't be sorry, Ima.
You saw my dress.
Ima: Yes. It's beautiful.
Уовгитьчамыща: thanks. so, see,
I want a nice, happy Waffle Date, too.
Ima: Are you flirting with Scott?
Уовгитьчамыща: I hope so.
Ima, where's Travaia?
Ima: She took that violent creep
down to the police because I guess
they don't come out here.
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Уовгитьчамыща: You better answer
your phone, Ima.
Ima: okay. Hello?
Pink Ima: It's me.
Ima: Are you okay?
Pink Ima: There isn't much to eat
around here and I'm getting hungry.
Ima: I think there's some restaurants.
Хлеба, do you know Yakhoya?
Хлеба: Yeah, but it's not my Yakhoya.
Remember we're in Kzahmuh's
parallel universe...
Ima: ask Kzahmuh then since she's
from here.
Kzahmuh: I heard you. I've never
been to Yakhoya.
Have the Yavkitchamitcha from
here call her, Хлеба (Khleba)
and
Ima: We'll call Хлеба and, hey Khleba
you have a sister, right, so I'm guessing
this Khleba does too.
Kzahmuh:
Meanwhile,
I'll try to figure
out how to get
you back here,
Ima.
Pink Ima:
Thanks girls,
oh I see a sign
advertising SHAKES
and I'll be over at that place.

Хлеба:
Is she still
on the phone?
Kzahmuh:
Yeah. We're
trying to bring
her back, while
she's ordering
a milkshake.
Pink Ima:
I have it, mmm
it's delicious.
Хлеба:
Hi, Ima, there's
a restaurant
close to that
shake place. I can't
remember the name.
Pink Ima: oh yay!
I see it, thanks. I'll
go there next.
Хлеба: sure
             bye.

Хлеба: oh chocolates!

Kzahmuh: What? Хлеба...

Yes! I Love Chocolate.

Хлеба: I know! I have an

idea! um

Kzahmuh: What? (an) idea, great!

Хлеба: Bzzz Ooht , um wait

I know

      Yakhoya Bzzz Ooht

            Choco Late!!

Kzahmuh: I thought you liked pies?

Хлеба: Yes! my science, physics & inventions

partner.

Like and Love!

Kzahmuh:

Candy is All

Хлеба: Pies Forever!

Ima: Can we talk to her?

Ann: You mean the Mermaid?

         Her name is Helen.

         Yes, she loves to talk.

Ima: I'm gonna ask her

        about the debt.

Хлеба: We can pay it off

             with kisses.

Ann: What? really? I'll try it

        with...

Ima: You won't or I'm going to

        compete with you.

Kzahmuh: sounds fun, but we need

         to find out what she means by danger.

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht

Ima: I gotta answer my phone.

       Hello?

Pink Ima: I have

a big problem.

I don't know where

I am.

Ima: I'll get Kzahmuh

Hey, Kzahmuh. She's

lost (whispering:

What did you do, send

her along with those

creeps.)

Kzahmuh: (whispering)

I don't know. Хлеба, have

you heard back what

happened when we

sent those

two, um villains, you

know, back to 2015?

Хлеба: no, didn't hear

back.

Kzahmuh: Ima,

we'll figure this out.

Are you in another

area?

Pink Ima: I think so.

oh wait, Yakhoya?

Kzahmuh: Yakhoya?!!

Хлеба: dammit, Kzahmuh!

Travaia: Is that pie Travaiangular?
Scott: no, but
Ima: Scott wants to say it's the
favorite pie of mermaids everywhere.
Хлеба: hahahahaha  whatever!
Ima: whatever to you too!
Travaia: Travaia likes it.
Ima: What's that you're doing,
        Travaia?
Travaia: Trying to increase
              our speed.
Хлеба: Ima's already fast enough.
Ima: She means the speed of
Anything: Anything.
Ima: the speed of Anything. correct.
Хлеба: tomaytoe tomahtoe
            whatever.
Ima: hahaha  Anything, something's
the matter with your voice,
I can barely hear you.
Хлеба: that's coz you took
             your bra off.
Ima: err haha.
        I meant his voice is so light.
        I have a hard time hearing him.
Anything: sorry. I tried to get
outside of myself.
Хлеба: Ima should give
             that a try.
Ima: or we can be friends.
Хлеба: Yes, remember...

Ima: What's wrong?

Scott: Nothing. It's early, what's

          going on?

Хлеба: There's another mermaid.

Ann: Yeah. She's beautiful.

         How are you, Scott?

Scott: I'm okay, Ann. Still a bit tired.

Kzahmuh: Hi there, Scott.

Scott: Hi there, Kzahmuh.

Travaia: Hi Scott.

Scott: Hi. How are you, Travaia?

          Dresses look great!

Travaia: Yeah, thanks!

Хлеба: What's that noise?!

Уовгитьчамыща: I've heard it before.

Хлеба: Do you have it, Travaia?

Ann: Have what?

 bahng ghh

Ima: Dammit, I wrote that down

wrong, or did I? sorry if I did.

(well, I don't know...)

Ann: Good shot, Travaia.

        Got him!

Хлеба: You stopped those bullets

in mid-air, and turned him into

a statue.

Travaia: Just for convenience,

he's just not moving, he'll be okay.

Хлеба: okay, but what's that

snapping sound?

Ima: oh I just unsnapped my bra.

Ann: Me too.

Уовгитьчамыща: I would say

me three, but I'm getting a call

from Yavkitchamitcha.

Ima: What did she say?

Уовгитьчамыща: I didn't answer

it in time. What?! Khleba hasn't

landed yet. She was fired on by another

aircraft...

Ima: And? And what happened?!

Уовгитьчамыща: She had

to land far from here. And

then she went to get

some fast food with

The Cool Shadow.

The Cool Shadow: I'm right

here, guys.

Уовгитьчамыща: the other one.

The Cool Shadow: Yeah. We went

out for shakes before.

Kzahmuh: 

Where's Chamomile,

guys?

Scott: oh um, what 

did she say,

Уовгитьчамыща?

Уовгитьчамыща:

Getting prepared to

re-open the candy

and pie restaurant.

Хлеба: thank God!

you look pretty good without a bra, Ima.

Ima: thanks, I guess.

Ann: Do I look good too, Khleba?

Хлеба: Yeah. Happy, pretty, free.

Ima: I wanted to be here.

Хлеба: I'm here too.

Ima: You're a good friend.

Хлеба: Thanks. You're my friend, too.