Monday, December 30, 2019

Уовгитьчамыща (writer, this universe):
(whispering)
Scott: What?
Уовгитьчамыща (writer): shhh I'm whispering...
Scott: I didn't hear you.
Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Do something
and I'll write about it.
Scott: like what?
Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Stop someone
or start something in writing.
Scott: I'll try but I'm feeling weak
and hungry.
Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Use your
writer's super strength.
Уовгитьчамыща: Hey! what's going
on? I was looking for you, Scott.
Ima is ready to have the Waffles Date.
and did she kiss you?
Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Did you write
her in right now, Scott?
Scott: No! I wrote what she did.
Remember, you told me to write (about)
what they do.
Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Write about this!
mwach...
Уовгитьчамыща: He likes my
kisses better! mwach mwach
Ima: What's going on in the kitchen?
Get out here! Travaia's being nice
to me and so are Khleba and Pink Ima
and I didn't expect it.
Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Okay, I'll write
about it, Ima. That sounds like
a nice fantasy.

Friday, December 27, 2019

Pink Ima: I want some more lines.
Besides, I'm not just plain 'ol' Ima.
Ima: You're being mean.
Pink Ima: no. I'm hurt.
Mermaid (undercover): Hi!
Ima: Hi.       still
Mermaid (undercover): um        
    sp...(l)um watch swish...
Ima: wow! You got your, um
grew back you tail?! How?
Mermaid Helen: I feel like
you need to hear a song. I can sing now.
Ima: You couldn't sing without your tail?
Mermaid Helen: I sing better with my
full mermaid gear.  ja beh tuwviz...
Ima: What?
Pink Ima: Yeah, what?
Хлеба: She said mermaid suit or costume?
Mermaid Helen: No I didn't, it's about
another dimension near b7+8.
Хлеба: Buhsevteit
I don't know if that's
how you pronounce it.
Ima: Pronounce what?
Хлеба: a mermaid 
word for Yakhoya.
Pink Ima: but what
does it mean?
Хлеба: That they're
living near Yakhoya?
Mermaid Helen: Yes, yes, yessss..
Yes. Yes! Yes...
Pink Ima: Nice song
but watch this!
puh whee ooohh
kwuh er wuh...
Ima: What? did
you  do
I created super
um Pink Purpose...
Encourages Good Guys
and discourages bad...

Friday, December 20, 2019

She is Beautiful!!


Mmm urp! haHA:
         Mold
Hey! Stop that!:
        Ima
Ima: This is horrible!
Feeding Mr. Moldy Man
waffles is the worst.
Хлеба: Can I have
a bite?
Ima: You're not helping
me, Khleba.
Kzahmuh: We have
five minutes to get to
our party!
Ima: Party? You mean
the Waffles Date!
The Cool Shadow: I'm back, guys.
Pink Ima: We're girls.
Ima: We call everybody
hanging out guys in our universe.
The Cool Shadow: I have some shakes.
Hey, there's two Number Joes.
Uhrayuh: or is that Numbers Joe.
Kzahmuh: If there's  um mmm good waffle, Ima.
Ima: Thanks.
What about Joe?
Kzahmuh: If there's one
of him from your universe,
is there a Mold there? How (about)
Time Travel Changer?
The Cool Shadow: I don't have that many shakes.

Monday, December 16, 2019

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: oh no!
Хлеба: oh what no?
Ima: no to so many phone calls.
Kzahmuh: Aren't you gonna get it?
Ima: Yes.
Hello. okay, but Chamomile went
to get Melissa Lemonbalm.
Yes, she showed how to make waffles.
Two? Really? That's weird.
Kzahmuh: I'll help. What's the matter?
Ima: Uhrayuh doesn't know
who to give  the criminals to, because
there are two men that say
they are policeman Number Joe.
Kzahmuh: oh no!
Хлеба: oh what no?
Kzahmuh: There could be a
Number Joe here from the
other universe.
Хлеба: Which universe?
Kzahmuh: Yours.
Хлеба: Why? Because this one's yours?
Ima: Ladies, stop arguing
about universes.

Friday, December 13, 2019


Recording (2) Love Is Forever (Starring Yavkitchamitcha Ima and friends) by Scott
Recording (2) Love Is Forever (Starring Yavkitchamitcha Ima and friends) by Scott

Recording (2) Love Is Forever (Starring Yavkitchamitcha Ima and friends) by Scott

All Of The Dogs
Saved By Superhero
about The Dogs
" 12 Dead, and S7even, No Dogs"

Хлеба: What's this about, Kzahmuh?
Kzahmuh: It's improvement.
Хлеба: What? It's a headline?
Kinda strange. Oh wait, I see.
No dogs died. only bad guys.
How? How did that happen?
Kzahmuh: Maybe you.
Хлеба: What do you mean?
Kzahmuh: Vulla Vila
Хлеба: Huh? I don't get it.
Kzahmuh: Vulla has more
fashion sense because of you,
but I hope she doesn't recognize you
from when we went back in time,
and
Хлеба: and what?
Kzahmuh: and whatever was in
your pockets.
Хлеба: um that's my...how?! It's
too small for her.
Kzahmuh: Hi Vulla! I like your dress.
Vulla Vila: Thank you. I just picked it up somewhere
Хлеба: recently?
Vulla Vila: No, it is
like a dress from
a different time
in my life.
Хлеба: What else?
Vulla Vila: What else, what?
Хлеба: Oh nothing. I just like it.

all of The Dogs
"Too Many Dogs To Count
 Were All Saved by a Superhero?"

Friday, December 06, 2019

Gertrude: an alien
could come here and
be afraid. I never
heard anyone say that
and I'm part of the Pattern,
people think we're tough,
people who know us.
Ima: What did you
say, Gertrude?
Gertrude: Are you
mad at me?
Ima: I'm sorry, no, your
dress is beautiful. What did
you say about an alien?
Gertrude: I'm worried they'll
                           get hurt...

Tuesday, December 03, 2019

Chamomile: I need to get back
to Melissa.
Khleba: to Yakhoya, the future of...
Chamomile: Yes. Two ladies eating
waffles...We made and served 'em
waffles.
Khleba: You can go back to only
a few minutes after you left,
or to before you
Kzahmuh: then there would
be two or she would replace
the previous Chamomile?
I don't know.
Ann: Chamomile, who's going
to make waffles when you're
gone?
Chamomile: We'll be right back.
Ima: Are you going to give
those two um ew bad guys
their waffles?
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: oh it's?
Khleba:Who is it?
Ima: I don't know.
It stopped ringing... hmm

Mold: ooh HA Whoo! Uhrayuh
now I'm afraid.
Uhrayuh: You will be.
Time Travel Changer: Be what?

Ann: I think someone's
in trouble.
Ima: so it's good there still
are superheroes.
Khleba: Where?
Ima: Right here, Khleba!
Ima: I'm still mad at Gertrude
though so I feel like my
super powers are diminished.
Khleba: No, you're just small, Ima.
Ima: Funny joke,
Khleba but
so are you.
(hmm...Where did
Vulla Vila go?)

Mold: and your
friends are busy!
ooh your in trouble.hehe
Pow!  Wow!
Mold: Ouch!
Time Travel Changer:
Sit up, Mold. I can't
see anything. Why did
you plan our escape at night?
Mold: Who did that, I'm mad.
Vulla Vila: Now you know
the truth. You're going to
be put away where you won't
hurt anyone.
Here Uhrayuh, call Ima
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: Hi Uhrayuh. oh okay.
Chamomile, take some waffles
to Uhrayuh. Then go back or forward
                 and get Melissa.
Scott: Are you mad at us?
Ima: not you, Scott.
Scott: thanks. but don't be
mad at Gertrude, either.
Ima: Okay. oh well if it isn't
our writer Yavkitchamitcha.
Did you get this all for the story?
Yavkichamitcha(writer): Yes I did
but did Gertrude finally kiss Scott?
Ima: Grrr I think I'll be mad at you now.