Thursday, October 31, 2024

Thursday, October 10, 2024

Saturday, September 28, 2024

Sunday, September 22, 2024

Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe): Temper tantrum, Cookie? You're coming with me.

Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe) Travaia Cookie Ima Scott Yavkitchamitcha The Waffle Planet

Saturday, September 14, 2024

Saturday at 6:06 PM

This episode was written a few minutes ago.

Episode: The Whole Time

 

Thursday, September 05, 2024

The universes are doing it!

Samara Scott ki Ima ss Diza Khleba Sci-Fi, not porno Anything The Invisible Woman  

Sunday, September 01, 2024

Scott: Ima. Where are you?

Ima: I can hear him.

Khleba: Yeah, where is he?

bzzz ooht

Ima: Who is it?

Scott: Ima. It's Scott.

Ima: Where are you?

Scott: The Bedroom Beach.

Ima: So are we.


Monday, August 26, 2024

Kzahmuh: Sorry, I'm concentrating. Khleba: I thought you were doing physics. Ima: $25, 253 per ride? Good job!

Yavkitchamitcha: An index of parallel universes, or

Kzahmuh: Yes, parallel Oregons. Look on the mountain.

Khleba: Three of them. That's what I think it is. It's, It's, it's

Eyana: The mermaids call him Mr. Large.

Khleba: it's Bigfoot!

Wednesday, August 21, 2024

Kzahmuh: Ima, look at this! The president didn't do it.

booo m n m!

Copy: Hello. Do you see me? And do you remember me?

Ima: Do I answer your question first, Kzahmuh, or his? Copy! Damm it. What are you up to?


Copy: And I made light. And rescued your president. Thank me later.


Monday, August 19, 2024

The Cool Shadow

this is LIVE

Scott: I have no knowledge about what will happen.

Yavki, where are we? Oh, by the way, how was your trip to the way out there?

Good, Ima, but did you realize that plant people are strong?

Yes, Plant Girl is, oh no! 

What, Ima?

She's still in a Good Great protective home.

Oh. You're calling them homes now?

Yes, I want everyone to feel safe, Yavki.

So then, do you think we're home right now?

Pbooooommm!!

Yavki, where is everybody else?

Ima, that noise...

bzzz ooht buzz ooht

Hello?

Anything: Ima, don't be mad at me but I put you and Yavki in Good Great for your protection. Did you see the news?

Ima: No, Anything, I didn't. The TV went off.

Anything: Someone wants to overthrow our system and destroy society.

Ima: What was that loud noise?

Anything: The news reported that you're alive.

Ima: I already know that. Now tell me something I don't know.

Anything: The blast was meant for you. Sorry. That's why I sent you into Good Great.

Other Where

Copy: She's right here with me.

Central Computer/Leader: You must return her to the raw elements or to nature.

Copy: I cannot. She is special.

Central Computer/Leader: You, love? her.

Copy: Nooohoho ha I care about truth. She is a person. I gave her a genuine Ima personality. Humans call it a soul.

Central Computer/Leader: nonsense. I will have you detained and your movement restricted.

Copy: Nooo!! You can't.

Ima: What's wrong? Is he angry with me?

Copy: No, Ima, don't worry about it.

Another place

The Cool Shadow: I've never been scared. And I'm not about to start.

Cool Cool Loves Shakes!

Cool Cool Cool Cool!!!!

The Cool Shadow: Oh no. Did I fall asleep? Where am I? My phone. I have a phone? Hello

Anything: Hello, Cool?

The Cool Shadow: Yes. Anything? Why are you calling me? And where am I?

Anything: You're in a very safe place. And you know what you have to do. 

The Cool Shadow: What?





Saturday, August 17, 2024

Copy: I did it. I saved the world.

Copy Ima Tonight's News The Waffle Planet Ima Khleba 

Tuesday, August 13, 2024

Katy Perry - LIFETIMES

40 minutes after LIFETIMES was posted on YouTube. That's when I listened to it while watching the music video. It could have been 37 minutes, but I listened to Illusion first. 

Dear Scott, we know you're hanging out on YouTube trying to see what Katy Perry is doing. Me: No. No. What?! You think I don't have a life? I was just going back to hear "Illusion" by Dua Lipa and Katy Perry's new song was in the suggestions on the right side of the screen. It wasn't wrong. Great song. Thanks. Okay readers, do you think  "LIFETIMES" is better than "Illusion"? Second half songs versus first half? This is way too early. We have to wait till January, then I'll try to figure it out. I didn't even know Katy Perry had a new song, but I like it. 

And then why did I do this to myself a day later. Heard "Why Why Why" by Shawn Mendes. Another great song. Okay now I'm really getting confused who's best. It's going to be fun in January.

Saturday, August 10, 2024

This is EMERI

On tonight'show, people everywhere wondering tonight how REAL they are.

(Later)

Time Travel Changer: Let's just say I'm saving this city from Food gone mad.

(Previously but not fit enough to print)

Peanut Butter On Everything: What does this look like to you? Jelly Guy: People trying to have fun Enjoy concerts and food. Peanut Butter On Everything: We are food. We're the only food that matters. Jelly Guy: I'm sweet.

(and Friday)

EMERI Jackson: He (Scott) says he created the character Peanut Butter On Everything when he was fondly (sarcasm) remembering college freshman dorm (cafeteria) food. He put peanut butter on everything.

Peanut Butter On Everything: I created Scott, now I'm going to make him cry like a girl. Jelly Guy: How do you like my jelly dress? Boo hoo!!




Friday, August 09, 2024

Sunday, August 04, 2024

2015

Fast Food Yummy Sunday, August 09, 2015 To protect us here and very big HERE (everywhere) & more near Where-Every Я люблю уовгитьчамыща She is very important (like a character in a story) and I created this name, but she created herself. Yes, I use my imagination. I don't know what she does yet but she is a special being that protects us, and I think she's very cute, pretty, and beautiful. For inspiration, I think about русалка and снегурочка. I decided the spelling of her name can also be йовгитьчамыща. Posted by Scott McLean at 8/09/2015

Previously

Fast Food Yummy Thursday, May 09, 2024 Kzahmuh: Look! It's a projection of her, with her people. Khleba: They're all, hmm they're plants? Ima: They're plant people. Scott McLean at 5/09/2024

Saturday, August 03, 2024

Monday, July 22, 2024

Top 10 Rock Songs List - first half of 2024 1. Poppy, New Way Out 2. Emote, Landslide 3. Judas Priest, Invincible Shield 4. Prince Of Lilies, My Own Weight 5. Deep Purple, Portable Door 6. The Warning, S!CK 7. Real Friends, Waiting Room 8. The Black Crowes, Wanting and Waiting 9. The Warning, Burnout 10. SEBASTIAN BACH, Freedom

Ima: We have another problem. Kzahmuh: What is it, Ima? Ima: I just got a message from Changer.

Wednesday, July 17, 2024

Just like the pop songs list, there are three songs at the top of my rock songs list.

Will Poppy be #1 in Rock? She's up against one of the greatest rock and metal bands of all time, Judas Priest. And another band, Emote brings us their own very nice sounding grunge song. Here are the songs: Poppy, "New Way Out"; Judas Priest, "Invincible Shield"; Emote, "Landslide". I'm still listening and comparing songs. It's been difficult because I don't have a radio right now. I don't know if these songs are on the radio, but I do hear them on YouTube.

Thursday, July 11, 2024

Dua Lipa has #1 song "Illusion"

Top 10 Pop Songs List - first half of 2024 1. Dua Lipa, Illusion 2. Ariana Grande, yes, and? 3. Poppy, New Way Out 4. Paris Hilton, I'm Free ft. Rina Sawayama 5. IVE, HEYA 6. Sabrina Carpenter, Espresso 7. aespa, Supernova 8. Dua Lipa, Houdini 9. ILLIT, Magnetic 10.Fontaines D.C., Favourite

Monday, July 08, 2024

Who's going to be #1?

Is this the year Dua Lipa has a bigger hit than Ariana Grande? The newcomer to my lists is Poppy. Who has the best song in the first half of 2024? The top three songs I'm considering are: Poppy, "New Way Out"; Ariana Grande, "yes, and?"; Dua Lipa,"Illusion". It's interesting.

Wednesday, June 26, 2024

re Direction

Science Fiction 

Saturday, June 22, 2024

Time Travel Changer: She punched you out. Remember what I told you a long time ago. The Insect: That I should believe in myself. Time Travel Changer: Watch this! Ah ha oooh eee so much fun! Internet Off.
"Changer: Internet Off"

Thursday, June 20, 2024

Ima: That's him! That's

THE INSECT! Where's Vulla Vila? TV: "No, you don't. Pow! Run coward! Emeri, are you okay? Ima: It's Vulla Vila, She saved Emeri.

Wednesday, June 12, 2024

Anything on Eefa

Tuesday, June 11, 2024 4:00 pm to 4:15 pm Ima: Will he be Kzahmuh: Okay out there? Ima: home soon? I made a video of waffles. Khleba: He's already been to The Waffle Planet that one time. Anything: In a suit. Ima: Yeah. You too. Anything: Don't me too me. You're mad at me. Ima: A little. You don't know how to lie. Anything: I'm a ship, not a politician. Ima: What is this? Kzahmuh: I sent him your video. Ima: All the way to pluto? Plant Girl: Aypatch, or no Eefa. Khleba: Which is it, and what? Plant Girl: Two of our worlds. There are thousands. Vulla Vila: I'm getting a insiders' blast. Ima: Are you an insider now? Vulla Vila: Not exactly. I borrowed this from Zayoethe. Eyana: I finished studying. What did you say about Zayoethe? Vulla Vila: It says the president is considering shooting down anything that penetrates our environment. Ima: No. Where's Lana?!

Wednesday, June 05, 2024

"How Long Is Forever?" Previously Chamomile: I'm the star of "Kissing Is Your Calling". Ima: Sounds almost religious. and we continue, Ima: Where's Vulla Vila? Chamomile: I don't know. We were protecting Yakhoya together. Ima: I need to ask her about these bad guys. Diza says some guy offered her a big movie role. Chamomile: Cool. Did you know they want me for another film? Ima: No, I didn't. Really! Chamomile: Yeah, don't tell anyone but the title could be "How Long Is Forever?" Ima: Okay, I like it but isn't forever without ending? Chamomile: I don't know. I'm an actress. What's that on the screen? Diza? With, Who is he? I recognize him. Ima: He's your director? Chamomile: No. I saw him on the news.

Tuesday, May 28, 2024

Saturday, May 25, 2024

Yavkitchamitcha and Ima will model this lingerie for Scott unless Kzahmuh and Khleba do it first

Kzahmuh: The rules have changed.

Thursday, May 23, 2024 5:00 pm to 5:15 pm Kzahmuh: I never Khleba: Yes, you did. Kzahmuh: Mmm mck mck Khleba: Your kisses are too crisp. Smooch him. Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe): Nooo!!! Scott, stop! I didn't write this kissing scene. Scott: I thought it was just write down what the girls do. Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe): Except kissing you. They may not do it. Kzahmuh: The rules have changed. Khleba: It's our Waffles Date with Scott. Kzahmuh: And now I unveil my new bikini summer sexy body. Khleba: Check out my bikini. There's Anything. Let's go to the beach. Kzahmuh: The Bedroom Beach. Khleba: I'll call Scott and tell him to come here for love. Kzahmuh: And I'll tell Chamomile to start making waffles. Khleba: Start them in an hour. First we want some fun on the beach. Hello. Scott. Scott: Yeah? Khleba: Come over here to The Bedroom Beach, then we'll go for waffles later.

Wednesday, May 15, 2024

: I am thinking what to do. You are thinking. Great. They mustn't find us. I owe you. But I am the high one.

"If there's a forest that came out of nowhere, then where did it go?" Ima wondered.

"I'm not sure that's a question I can answer," Kzamuh responded, "but that dangerous man got away, so the plant girl could have to be careful." "'Plant girl?' Let the ratings war be more and more, and I am going to be Emeri the Great!" Hello girls! Ima, Kzahmuh, and Khleba joined together in chorus of "Goodbye Emeri!"

Tuesday, May 07, 2024

episode: I'm singing

Kzahmuh: You better look at the news. 

Ima: A man said a monster attacked him, but the reporter thinks it was that he got in a fight and was the loser.

Wednesday, May 01, 2024

Monday, April 29, 2024

Yavkitchamitcha and Ima star as themselves in "There's No Business"

Ima: It says we star in there's no business. What does that mean? Yavkitchamitcha: I have no idea. I do know that Yakhoya News is claiming (that) a large number of mermaids have gone missing when they, what? went to town? Samara: How does a mermaid go to town? Eyana: We swim as far as possible, then get a ride or we walk, when we have that ability.

Monday, April 22, 2024

Yavkitchamitcha: I'm an actress. Say it this way: "He was offended! Umph and it's because we were fighting over him . . . Or, he was excited. Ha!"

Yavkitchamitcha Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe) Scott Ima Diza Samara Kzahmuh Ann Pink Ima 

Sunday, April 21, 2024

Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe): You haven't kissed me for a long time.

Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe) cats Scott Lana Yavkitchamitcha Ima The Other Room Kzahmuh

Saturday, April 20, 2024

Ima: This place is like, our little corner of Heaven.

Ima Eyana Kzahmuh Khleba Xkaa Alien 1 Anything Something

Thursday, April 18, 2024

Hello! I'm Zayoethe and this is Malahndra, the leaders of mermaids.


Zayoethe Malahndra Mermaids leaders of mermaids EMERI announcer somewhere near Crimea LIVE video Emeri Jackson Ima Kzahmuh Eyana Xkaa 

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

That's love! (and more)

Soon Kzahmuh: Ima was telling us about love. Much later Khleba: This scares me. Kzahmuh taking people on time travel field trips. They're in school forever in the future. Ima: The Kzahmuhvision shows I will become the leader of Yakhoya in the future and I've never lived there. This week Ima:Chamomile, you're becoming a good leader but you put Pattern in a book. Chamomile: I didn't know what else to do.

Saturday, April 13, 2024

Always On Our Minds

Samara Diza Ima Pink Ima Ima Tonight's News Yavkitchamitcha Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe) Another Yavkitchamitcha?

Ima: Say what you want, we are living exciting lives.

Ima Key Government Operative Executive Oversight Officer The commander Xkaa an alien mermaids 

Friday, April 12, 2024

bzzz ooht Ima: It's our writers, they're coming up with a new twist. Hello?

Ima Yavkitchamitcha (Writer, this universe) Emeri Jackson  

Thursday, April 11, 2024

Kzahmuh: You wanted more than the universe.

Kzahmuh Mold Ima Pink Ima Samara Diza Ima

Wednesday, April 10, 2024