Friday, August 31, 2018

Put hearts over it
when your world
was written wrong
I wanna move away
from the verses of this song
once I'm out of the chorus
life will never bore us
when we put hearts all around
helps us land our plane
even in the rain
our fashion show is dry
life's pageant versus pie
giveme
a slice
for supremacy
we'll vie
to continue mind deep, in hearts...

Monday, August 27, 2018

code to reverse (had, hack) &*attack**
(invisible)
sserD nO kcattA
Mold: What happened?!!
Time Travel Changer: I thought you said you could do this, I don't know what kind of partnership this is going to be...
Mold: Sorry!
The Waffle Planet
Kzahmuh:
wow! My device
really works!
Уовгитьчамыща
your dress is beautiful!
Ima: Happy 3 years, Уовгитьчамыща!!! we love you!!!

Friday, August 24, 2018

Travaia: Huh?!?!!
What on Ear
Ima: What?
Travaia: th
Ima: What?
Travaia: Earth, Ima.
Ima: Are you joking,
            Travaia.
Travaia: I don't joke
          all the time.

Ima: but you goof off
  way too much...
Travaia: not any more
  than you do.

Time Travel Changer:
Ah haha those cute little
super idiots. I'll get them.
but who is that over there
in what kind of planet is that?!
Playing with a child's game.

Хлеба: What did Travaia say? Ima
Ima: I'll ask her.
Хлеба: You don't know what she said?!!
Ima: a bunch of gibberish, stupid stuff...
Хлеба: about, about what?
Ima: nothing. Are you still playing
        some game?
Хлеба: I told you it's important!
Ima: okay, sure.

Time Travel Changer:
I hope they can't see me. Another couple
of idiots, I'll get them, too. Then they'll be got
and whatever planet that is will be No More!

Kzahmuh: Хлеба?
Хлеба: Yeah? What?
Kzahmuh: Are we still
going to your country?
Хлеба: I don't own it,
but yeah, you mean
are we going to
      Yakhoya?
Kzahmuh: Yeah,
that's what I meant.
Хлеба: Yes. we can.
Ann: Can I go too?
Хлеба: sure, Ann.
I don't wanna go
until I get this device
finished.
Ann: okay, it's interesting!

Time Travel Changer:
    Ah ha they can't
       see me...
    Yes, it is
  interesting! Yakhoya?! sounds like a Too Nice place! Maybe I can change that.

Ima: Come in, Travaia!
I can't hear you...
Хлеба: We ought to go
down there! What did
she say?
Ima: She's making stupid
jokes. Anything is standing,
she said
Хлеба: What?

Monday, August 20, 2018

Travaia: This dress
  is getting wet, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща: 
  I know, but you're
  making excuses.
Travaia: OK but it's because
  it's too big for me.
Уовгитьчамыща: 
It's for Kzahmuh or
Хлеба: they'll like it.
Travaia: I think it's
too big for them, too.
What's Jane or Jasmine
doing? Yavki
Уовгитьчамыща: 
I don't know, Travaia,
but maybe she's not
cut out for this, I mean
being a fashion model.
Gertrude: sure she is, Yavki, 
but she's worried or upset,
I don't understand it though.
Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, okay
at least we have finished the
dresses for me and Ima.
Travaia: What about
my dress?
Уовгитьчамыща: 
Anything is working
on the sizes.
Gertrude: He did a
good job!
bonk thwonk bingkbingk
thewwuhh
The Waffle Planet
Ima: What's the noise?
I haven't heard that noise
before...
Scott: Yeah, I don't
know and I'll probably
Ima: Don't worry, Scott,
I think you wrote it
down perfectly.
Back at the Dresses/Fashion Show.
Travaia: What's that light
and smoke!
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Travaia: oh Ima is calling.
Hello, Ima?! Are you there?
Ima: What's that
light and smoke down there?
Travaia: I don't know.
Anything: Hello Travaia!
Anything: My name
is Anything.
Ima: What's going on 
down there, Travaia?!
Who is that you're
talking to?
Travaia: It's Anything.
He's Standing right here...

Friday, August 17, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща
    (the writer, this
      universe):
  Can I be first
        today?
   Scott, How is
    it going writing
    down what the
    girls are doing?
Scott: Great! Yes,
          you can.
I am having a
big problem writing
down that noise.
Did you hear it,
Уовгитьчамыща?
Уовгитьчамыща:
Yes, I did. Get out
the napkin you wrote
it on before.
Scott: OK I will. It's
a paper towel and I think
I wrote down that noise(s)
or sounds wrong.
Уовгитьчамыща: It's okay
  maybe it's a foreign language.
Ima: or a for rain language.
Уовгитьчамыща: ha ha Ima,
    but this isn't funny!
Ima: I wasn't trying to be funny!
oh no!
Scott: What, Ima?
Ima: That's not
    my purpose!  grr
       but...
Хлеба: Yay!
Scott: okay, I have
    it, let me look...
Хлеба: Yipee
   Yai ay!
Scott: What
   Хлеба?
Kzahmuh: She see things!
                      sees
Ann: haha,
   Kzahmuh.
close to The
Waffle Planet.
zzz whee sss
                      <
      and Here
Scott: Is that
the sound or noise?
Уовгитьчамыща:
Yes, I think so
   maybe (above.)
Scott no, that's a mic
     and Gertrude was doing a
     fashion show.
Ima: What? Without me?
Scott: I'll explain later.
Ima: You always say
  something like that.
Хлеба: Still in love, Ima?
Ima: Yes I am, Хлеба...
   but (as I wanted to say)
   that's a great sign and I'm
   very happy for you and Kzahmuh.
Ann: Me too and hungry!
Scott: I found that noise
          bahhn guh vizz

      close by
Anything: Going out?
     oh syrup! I wanted to
     say damn it but that's
     taken and not original

     and Here
Ann: What's that strange light
   and smoke coming out of Anything?!
Хлеба: Thanks Ima. Wow! I'm happy...
"Candy & Pies Are
     Your Purpose"
Ima: like I told you, not my purpose
  but I'm happy for you girls. but what's wrong with Anything?

Monday, August 13, 2018

Ima: What's that you're doing?
Хлеба: nothing
Ima: You're doing something,
  I see your fingers moving.
Хлеба: it's not important.
Ima: What?
Хлеба: It's a game.
Ima: ok. but maybe it's more
  than a game. i'm in charge.
Хлеба: no you're not.
Ima: give me a report: what
  did you see just now, up
  there in the sky.
Хлеба: do you believe in myths?
Ima: no. well yes, i believe
  they're myths.
Хлеба: and fairy tales?
Ima: yeah, they're fun.
  okay, but what are you up to?
  report! right now.
Хлеба: it will help us anticipate
  threats and know where they are
  coming from and our location at
  any given time, so we can quickly
  make decisions to deal with
  bad guys.
Ima: good!
What do you
call it?
Хлеба: I don't know,
can I use
a variation of my name? haha.
Ima: why don't
you call it, I can't
see it?
Хлеба: Yeah, you're right. It's invisible.

Thursday, August 09, 2018

Ima: You're writing
        on napkins?
Scott: Paper towel
Ima: but you'll transfer
        it to paper or type
        it up.
Scott: Yes.
Ima: Did you pay for all
      the waffles?
Scott: We're running a
          Waffle tab...
Ima: OK.
Scott: Where's Ann?
Ima: She's coming.
  Did you know Хлеба
  had five waffles and
  she never was called a
waitress: Number Scott
Ima: hahaha
waitress: I'm serious.
   It's hot and delicious.
Ima: Let's eat it, Scott.
Scott: OK
Хлеба: Can I have
             some?
Ima: Хлеба, stop now
  or you won't be super.
Хлеба: You're wrong!
Kzahmuh: Hey, do you
  hear that, it's raining.
  HARD!!
close by
zzz whee sss
Уовгитьчамыща:
    There's something wrong
    with the mic.
Travaia: you're hurting my ears,
    Gertrude.
Gertrude: sorry, I never did the speaking before.
Уовгитьчамыща: oh, here comes Jane or Jasmine.
   She's beautiful in that dress, she's a good model.
Travaia: wow! I agree. but it's raining and...  (over)

ee hee ah ha  who are those idiots down there,
this will be easy. Superheroes? you gotta
be kidding...
i'll just punch some more holes in the
space-time-universe stack ... then i'll expand
my rule from moisture and mold to all
ee hee ah hem yeahh!!
^
^
 ^Somewhere

Gertrude: Okay is this better?
               Jane or Jasmine is in a beautiful
               new dress designed not only to be
               eye-catching and elegant but for
               comfort and also its practical, ladies!
Travaia: Perfect, Gertrude!
Уовгитьчамыща: but I sure hope no one
      is watching! I'm getting hungry and I don't
      look super right now! Let's hurry up and
      go get waffles. oh no, our date?!

It's really coming down now...
Gertrude: I've never seen this much rain, ladies.
       You'll love our next dress with pockets
       for gadgets that will make you your
       most super ever!
              (thinking: what's Jane or Jasmine
               doing? Is that rain worship?!)
хсеоуеххоцчхсеай
meanwhile in The Waffle Planet restaurant
Хлеба: What's that sound?
Ima: Kzahmuh said it's rain on the roof.
Хлеба: Yes. but the other sound.
Ima: I don't here anything.
                  hear
bahhn gah vizz
Хлеба: and that noise.
    I'll look outside.
Whoa! the sky! something's
moving up there!
Ima: it's
        rain
          ing?!

Monday, August 06, 2018

Ima: Scott, did you ever think
        you would meet someone
        like me?
Scott: No, I didn't. but I'm sure
          glad we did meet.
Ima: What do you like about me?
Scott: Everything.
Ima: Remember my Taco Bell Dog
        impression, or voice I do.
Scott: Yeah, it makes me laugh.
           I love it.
Ima: Really?! Thanks.
 bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: oh Yavki , she's calling again...
Scott: You can answer it.
Ima: Hi Yavki.
((: хсеоуеххоцчхсеай   хсеоуеххоцчхсеай
Ima: Yavki, are you there?
((: click!
Scott: What did she say?
Ima: There was a bunch of noise, and
         then she hung up!
Scott: Can you call her?
Ima: Yes. but there's a PROBLEM!!
Scott: Do you want to continue
          our date later?
Ima: Yes, Scott. Let's get the girls and go
        over to Anything and see what's wrong!
Scott: Okay. sure.
Ima: C'mon Kzahmuh, Хлеба, and Ann.
There's a problem
Yavki called me
but something isn't
right and I'm upset.
Kzahmuh: Sure,
let's go help Yavki.
Ima: Thanks.

Friday, August 03, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща:
I will be there soon, Ima.
Ima: Hi Yavki. good!
Уовгитьчамыща: We have some surprises,
                              guys.
Ima: What?!
Уовгитьчамыща: Surprises, (that) means I'm
                          not going to tell you now.
Ima: Okay. Kzahmuh and Хлеба
                 are goofing off, talking
                 about mermaids fantasy.
Уовгитьчамыща: It's not a fantasy, Ima.
    and those two girls care about you. They
    helped create the Waffle Planet for you.
   How do you like it?
Ima: Really?! They did?? Hmm I love it!!
Yum! Oh yeah, I have to show Anything
what we're doing...
Travaia: I'm coming there soon too, Ima.
Is Ann there now?
Ima: Yes, Why?
Travaia: I let her
try on some of my
new waffle lights
lipstick.
Ima: Oh no!
Travaia: Are you okay?
Ima: I suppose so.