Monday, August 20, 2018

Travaia: This dress
  is getting wet, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща: 
  I know, but you're
  making excuses.
Travaia: OK but it's because
  it's too big for me.
Уовгитьчамыща: 
It's for Kzahmuh or
Хлеба: they'll like it.
Travaia: I think it's
too big for them, too.
What's Jane or Jasmine
doing? Yavki
Уовгитьчамыща: 
I don't know, Travaia,
but maybe she's not
cut out for this, I mean
being a fashion model.
Gertrude: sure she is, Yavki, 
but she's worried or upset,
I don't understand it though.
Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, okay
at least we have finished the
dresses for me and Ima.
Travaia: What about
my dress?
Уовгитьчамыща: 
Anything is working
on the sizes.
Gertrude: He did a
good job!
bonk thwonk bingkbingk
thewwuhh
The Waffle Planet
Ima: What's the noise?
I haven't heard that noise
before...
Scott: Yeah, I don't
know and I'll probably
Ima: Don't worry, Scott,
I think you wrote it
down perfectly.
Back at the Dresses/Fashion Show.
Travaia: What's that light
and smoke!
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Travaia: oh Ima is calling.
Hello, Ima?! Are you there?
Ima: What's that
light and smoke down there?
Travaia: I don't know.
Anything: Hello Travaia!
Anything: My name
is Anything.
Ima: What's going on 
down there, Travaia?!
Who is that you're
talking to?
Travaia: It's Anything.
He's Standing right here...

Friday, August 17, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща
    (the writer, this
      universe):
  Can I be first
        today?
   Scott, How is
    it going writing
    down what the
    girls are doing?
Scott: Great! Yes,
          you can.
I am having a
big problem writing
down that noise.
Did you hear it,
Уовгитьчамыща?
Уовгитьчамыща:
Yes, I did. Get out
the napkin you wrote
it on before.
Scott: OK I will. It's
a paper towel and I think
I wrote down that noise(s)
or sounds wrong.
Уовгитьчамыща: It's okay
  maybe it's a foreign language.
Ima: or a for rain language.
Уовгитьчамыща: ha ha Ima,
    but this isn't funny!
Ima: I wasn't trying to be funny!
oh no!
Scott: What, Ima?
Ima: That's not
    my purpose!  grr
       but...
Хлеба: Yay!
Scott: okay, I have
    it, let me look...
Хлеба: Yipee
   Yai ay!
Scott: What
   Хлеба?
Kzahmuh: She see things!
                      sees
Ann: haha,
   Kzahmuh.
close to The
Waffle Planet.
zzz whee sss
                      <
      and Here
Scott: Is that
the sound or noise?
Уовгитьчамыща:
Yes, I think so
   maybe (above.)
Scott no, that's a mic
     and Gertrude was doing a
     fashion show.
Ima: What? Without me?
Scott: I'll explain later.
Ima: You always say
  something like that.
Хлеба: Still in love, Ima?
Ima: Yes I am, Хлеба...
   but (as I wanted to say)
   that's a great sign and I'm
   very happy for you and Kzahmuh.
Ann: Me too and hungry!
Scott: I found that noise
          bahhn guh vizz

      close by
Anything: Going out?
     oh syrup! I wanted to
     say damn it but that's
     taken and not original

     and Here
Ann: What's that strange light
   and smoke coming out of Anything?!
Хлеба: Thanks Ima. Wow! I'm happy...
"Candy & Pies Are
     Your Purpose"
Ima: like I told you, not my purpose
  but I'm happy for you girls. but what's wrong with Anything?

Monday, August 13, 2018

Ima: What's that you're doing?
Хлеба: nothing
Ima: You're doing something,
  I see your fingers moving.
Хлеба: it's not important.
Ima: What?
Хлеба: It's a game.
Ima: ok. but maybe it's more
  than a game. i'm in charge.
Хлеба: no you're not.
Ima: give me a report: what
  did you see just now, up
  there in the sky.
Хлеба: do you believe in myths?
Ima: no. well yes, i believe
  they're myths.
Хлеба: and fairy tales?
Ima: yeah, they're fun.
  okay, but what are you up to?
  report! right now.
Хлеба: it will help us anticipate
  threats and know where they are
  coming from and our location at
  any given time, so we can quickly
  make decisions to deal with
  bad guys.
Ima: good!
What do you
call it?
Хлеба: I don't know,
can I use
a variation of my name? haha.
Ima: why don't
you call it, I can't
see it?
Хлеба: Yeah, you're right. It's invisible.

Thursday, August 09, 2018

Ima: You're writing
        on napkins?
Scott: Paper towel
Ima: but you'll transfer
        it to paper or type
        it up.
Scott: Yes.
Ima: Did you pay for all
      the waffles?
Scott: We're running a
          Waffle tab...
Ima: OK.
Scott: Where's Ann?
Ima: She's coming.
  Did you know Хлеба
  had five waffles and
  she never was called a
waitress: Number Scott
Ima: hahaha
waitress: I'm serious.
   It's hot and delicious.
Ima: Let's eat it, Scott.
Scott: OK
Хлеба: Can I have
             some?
Ima: Хлеба, stop now
  or you won't be super.
Хлеба: You're wrong!
Kzahmuh: Hey, do you
  hear that, it's raining.
  HARD!!
close by
zzz whee sss
Уовгитьчамыща:
    There's something wrong
    with the mic.
Travaia: you're hurting my ears,
    Gertrude.
Gertrude: sorry, I never did the speaking before.
Уовгитьчамыща: oh, here comes Jane or Jasmine.
   She's beautiful in that dress, she's a good model.
Travaia: wow! I agree. but it's raining and...  (over)

ee hee ah ha  who are those idiots down there,
this will be easy. Superheroes? you gotta
be kidding...
i'll just punch some more holes in the
space-time-universe stack ... then i'll expand
my rule from moisture and mold to all
ee hee ah hem yeahh!!
^
^
 ^Somewhere

Gertrude: Okay is this better?
               Jane or Jasmine is in a beautiful
               new dress designed not only to be
               eye-catching and elegant but for
               comfort and also its practical, ladies!
Travaia: Perfect, Gertrude!
Уовгитьчамыща: but I sure hope no one
      is watching! I'm getting hungry and I don't
      look super right now! Let's hurry up and
      go get waffles. oh no, our date?!

It's really coming down now...
Gertrude: I've never seen this much rain, ladies.
       You'll love our next dress with pockets
       for gadgets that will make you your
       most super ever!
              (thinking: what's Jane or Jasmine
               doing? Is that rain worship?!)
хсеоуеххоцчхсеай
meanwhile in The Waffle Planet restaurant
Хлеба: What's that sound?
Ima: Kzahmuh said it's rain on the roof.
Хлеба: Yes. but the other sound.
Ima: I don't here anything.
                  hear
bahhn gah vizz
Хлеба: and that noise.
    I'll look outside.
Whoa! the sky! something's
moving up there!
Ima: it's
        rain
          ing?!

Monday, August 06, 2018

Ima: Scott, did you ever think
        you would meet someone
        like me?
Scott: No, I didn't. but I'm sure
          glad we did meet.
Ima: What do you like about me?
Scott: Everything.
Ima: Remember my Taco Bell Dog
        impression, or voice I do.
Scott: Yeah, it makes me laugh.
           I love it.
Ima: Really?! Thanks.
 bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: oh Yavki , she's calling again...
Scott: You can answer it.
Ima: Hi Yavki.
((: хсеоуеххоцчхсеай   хсеоуеххоцчхсеай
Ima: Yavki, are you there?
((: click!
Scott: What did she say?
Ima: There was a bunch of noise, and
         then she hung up!
Scott: Can you call her?
Ima: Yes. but there's a PROBLEM!!
Scott: Do you want to continue
          our date later?
Ima: Yes, Scott. Let's get the girls and go
        over to Anything and see what's wrong!
Scott: Okay. sure.
Ima: C'mon Kzahmuh, Хлеба, and Ann.
There's a problem
Yavki called me
but something isn't
right and I'm upset.
Kzahmuh: Sure,
let's go help Yavki.
Ima: Thanks.

Friday, August 03, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща:
I will be there soon, Ima.
Ima: Hi Yavki. good!
Уовгитьчамыща: We have some surprises,
                              guys.
Ima: What?!
Уовгитьчамыща: Surprises, (that) means I'm
                          not going to tell you now.
Ima: Okay. Kzahmuh and Хлеба
                 are goofing off, talking
                 about mermaids fantasy.
Уовгитьчамыща: It's not a fantasy, Ima.
    and those two girls care about you. They
    helped create the Waffle Planet for you.
   How do you like it?
Ima: Really?! They did?? Hmm I love it!!
Yum! Oh yeah, I have to show Anything
what we're doing...
Travaia: I'm coming there soon too, Ima.
Is Ann there now?
Ima: Yes, Why?
Travaia: I let her
try on some of my
new waffle lights
lipstick.
Ima: Oh no!
Travaia: Are you okay?
Ima: I suppose so.

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Ima: (thinking) What's he gonna say next?
Scott: (thinking) What's she gonna say next?
another table
Kzahmuh: Hmm I'm bored. Oh, Хлеба,
you left your sharing-thoughts device on.
Хлеба: Yeah! Oh no, is that bad?
Kzahmuh: Maybe?! um mermaids,
mermaids, mermaids... are you thinking
about mermaids? Хлеба
Хлеба: Gee, the device works, and um
mmm mwach mwach, this is a good waffle,
yes I am thinking about mermaids.
Kzahmuh: and Jane or Jasmine?
Хлеба: Yes. I don't understand it though.
Kzahmuh: There's Ann.
               Ann, how are you?
Ann: I can't find Number Joe.
Хлеба: I don't like the look of this, maybe
      it will wind up an action-thriller or
      suspense...
Kzahmuh: or a mystery. we need a cartoon
               dog to help us.
Хлеба: hehehe Look at the romantic comedy
           over at table Ima.

Friday, July 27, 2018

Ima: What's a mermaid?
          Хлеба, you guys can go over there (pointing)
          and talk about mermaids, but this is my
          date with Scott.
Хлеба: Ok Ima, but I thought you'd want to know
Ima: Know what?
Хлеба: I'll tell you later, Ima.
Kzahmuh: Let's go, Хлеба, we need to talk about
                      this device and what you did to it.
Ima: Where did Scott go?
Kzahmuh: There he is, Ima.
Ima: Oh, hi
Хлеба: and she means  HI !!!  (great big Hi)
Ima: thanks for explaining that to him, Хлеба.
Scott: Hi ladies.
Хлеба: Hi Scott!
Ima: bye Хлеба.
Хлеба: just for now.
Scott: Can you?
Ima: What Scott? anything...
Scott: a bite of you waffle
Ima: sure honey, take several!

Monday, July 23, 2018

khseeohueekhochkhseeay
Khleba
Хлеба: What's going on? What's
     that sound?
Kzahmuh: Like I said, it's
     Jane or Jasmine... she's crying?!
Хлеба: No, it's not her.
Kzahmuh: It's her. I told you.
Хлеба: It can't be.
Kzahmuh: Why not?
Хлеба: Because (in shock)
Kzahmuh: Because what?
Хлеба: Because it's a mermaid.

Friday, July 20, 2018

Date
Ima: Scott, are you hungry?
Scott: Yes, Ima. very hungry
Ima: This is our date.
Scott: Yes, it is.
Ima: Feel this!
Scott: Wow! Now that's what
             I call a
Хлеба: a hot bod?
Scott: no, a waffle! 

Хлеба: hahaha with syrup! Yummy 
Scott: Are you going to be on our date
             with us?
Ima: No she's NOT!!
Kzahmuh: There's a problem, guys! 
Ima: What? This is my date... our date! 
Kzahmuh: oh yay! check out the view 
                      out the window. 
Хлеба: candy and pies. wow!
Ima: No! No. Noooo
Scott: Don't worry, 
Ima, they'll go there
during our date. 
Ima: Where's Yavki? 
Kzahmuh: getting ready but Jane or Jasmine 
is sad, crying or whistling,
or something...

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Ima: I'm very happy our waffle
       date is here at last.
Уовгитьчамыща (this universe) :
     Remember, Scott, we just write
     what the girls do and we don't
     write their lines.
Ima: I've been waiting for
       my waffle. What's going on?
       Where's Scott? I'm in love
       with him and stuff.
Ann: Where's Number Joe,
         I thought he was investigating
         the attacker?!
Waitress: Number Ima! Your
              waffle's ready!
Ima: Number Ima?
Хлеба: hahaha that's funny
Ima: not really.
Ann: What, did she run out of numbers?
Хлеба: hahaha
Waitress: 114 is where our numbers
               stop.
Хлеба: hahaha You know
            about 115, right?
Ima: Grr... my date?!! (is bad so far)
Хлеба: Don't look at me. I've only
            had 3 waffles.
Ann: And I only 
        helped her
        (eat) a little bit.

Ima: Is this episode 
   over? I sure hope so.
Уовгитьчамыща (this universe) :
   Good! Good! Wonderful!
   See, Scott, this is what I meant.
   She did something and you
   wrote it down.
Scott: Yeah! I get it now,
  it feels very natural.
Ima: Feel this!
Хлеба: hahaha that's funny!

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

heart LOVE
Waffle Party
+
Candy and Pies
Kzahmuh: Is it time for Candy and Pies Day yet?
Хлеба: Yes, it is! My pies plus your candy!
Ima: This is our date day.
Kzahmuh: Thanks for inviting us.
Ima: What?! It's just Scott and me and that's all.
Уовгитьчамыща: Wrong! Ima
Ima: I'm sorry, Yavki. You too.
Хлеба: Us too?
Ann: I want to go along!
Travaia: I'm back guys, like my new lipstick?
Jane or Jasmine: I helped her.
Gertrude: I came up with the idea.
Travaia: Yeah! It's great!
Waffle date lights flash love! lipstick
Ann: haha cute!
Ima: No! You'll ruin my date.
Хлеба: No. I want to do that!
Ann: That's a good outfit, Хлеба.
Хлеба: I'm not wearing anything.
Ima: Horrible!

Sunday, July 08, 2018

Kendrick Lamar, SZA travel to #1 on Pop List with hit song "All The Stars"

Pop Songs Top 10 List for the First Half of 2018

1. Kendrick Lamar, SZA, All The Stars
2. Camila Cabello, Never Be The Same
3. Ariana Grande, No Tears Left To Cry
4. Abbey Glover, I’m Cold-hearted
5. Drake, God’s Plan
6. Halsey, Alone ft. Big Sean, Stefflon Don
7. Imagine Dragons, Whatever It Takes
8. Post Malone, Psycho ft. Ty Dolla $ign
9. Nicki Minaj, Barbie Tingz
9. Zedd, Maren Morris, Grey, The Middle
10. Bazzi, Mine
10. Azealia Banks, Anna Wintour

Friday, July 06, 2018

Ariana Grande is #1


Rock Songs Top 10 List for the First Half of 2018

1. Ariana Grande, No Tears Left To Cry
2. Abbey Glover, I’m Cold-hearted
3. Camila Cabello, Never Be The Same
4. Kendrick Lamar, SZA, All The Stars
5. Three Days Grace, The Mountain
6. Judas Priest, Spectre
7. Jonathan Davis, What It Is
8. Stone Temple Pilots, “Roll Me Under”
9. BAND-MAID, DOMINATION
10. Alice In Chains, The One You Know
10. Nicki Minaj, Chun-Li
10. The Chainsmokers & Coldplay, Something Just Like This

Monday, July 02, 2018

LOVE
The Waffle Planet
#
Number Joe: What are you ladies doing?!!
Ima: Doing? Oh, finally! You're here officer.
Number Joe: Finally?! I've been here for 45 mins.
   or at least a half hour. In the other room, there.
   waiting to get a waffle. This is the waffle planet
   isn't it? uh huh haha
Ima: Aren't you going to ask me if I'm okay
 and who did it? Someone tried to hurt me
 and my friend stopped them.
Number Joe: Is this the weapon?
Ima: Yes, I think so, but I don't know where
 he, she, or it is...
Number Joe: This weapon looks like its from
 a science fiction movie I saw once. But
 it was a long time ago.
Ima: Okay, but do something.
Number Joe: I was going to do something.
Ima: What?
Number Joe: Eat a waffle.
Ima: Oh boy, this is a big mistake.
Ann, tell him what happened.
Ann: Hi. officer, my name is Ann.
      Someone came up from behind us and
      tried to hurt my friend. And I
      protected her. Then, we couldn't figure
      out where he, she, or it went, the
      person vanished.
Ima: Yeah, we were looking at him
    and then he or she disappeared.
Number Joe: Did you get a look at his, or
     her, face?
Ima: No, it was fuzzy or no specific
     or easy to see facia face features.
Number Joe: I'm getting hungry.
  Where's the waitress?
I'm over here. Just taking a break.
Ima: ha ha She's eating a waffle!
   Good for her! Me too!

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Yavkitchamitcha Ima Scott Superhero Shake Tuesday June 19 2018 4 39 PM

Superhero Shake
Yavkitchamitcha Ima Scott

Superhero Shake

 

Saturday, June 23, 2018

Scott: oh wow! I'm first. Hey, there he is.

The Cool Shadow: Yeah, it's me, the real me.

Scott: Which one isn't the real you, Cool?

The Cool Shadow: Just kidding, Scott.

Travaia: I like the way you're dressed, Scott dear.

The Cool Shadow: Do you like how I'm dressed, Travaia?

Travaia: Yeah, I guess but

The Cool Shadow: Scott, Ima said

Travaia: Ima? She's right over there. And she looks mad or maybe she's just getting full.

The Cool Shadow: You interrupted me, Travaia.

Travaia: Sorry, Cool.

The Cool Shadow: So then, Scott am I a superhero?

Scott: um I think you are a superhero.

The Cool Shadow: Are you?

Scott: a superhero?

The Cool Shadow: yeah!

Scott: I'm a writer and I have a good imagination.

The Cool Shadow: Wow! haha me too.

Scott: but I don't know if I'm a

Whack! pow! swish!

Ima: I heard a bunch of noise and oh delicious Scott! nice clothes! This really will be a date!
Who's that?

The Cool Shadow (looking in his large pocket mirror) : It's me! How do you like the way I look?

Ima: No, Cool, I meant who is that on the floor? Hey! Grab him! He's fading like the guy or thing that Ann was holding until the police get here.

Scott: Is that the police, Ima?

The Cool Shadow: They look like

Ima (with a sad face): the police from an old TV comedy.

The Cool Shadow: I saw you in my "Cool is handsome" mirror, Scott.

Scott: What?!

The Cool Shadow: You saved me.

Scott: about that, Cool, I did bring you a new shake and sometime if there aren't too many bad guys trying to stop us or, you know, if there aren't too many waffles to eat, or something, I'll post a picture of the shake.

The Cool Shadow: What do you call it?

Scott: a shake.

The Cool Shadow: specifically

Ima: yeah, Scott, I'll try it on our date.

Scott: sure, Ima.

Ima: what's the name of it?

Scott: Superhero Shake

Ima: Wow! Great name!

Scott: well, it's a superhero shake but there could be many different kinds, I don't know.

The Cool Shadow: I want to try it. Hey! That guy on the floor! He's gone!

Ima: He disappeared like the other one!

The Cool Shadow: do you think they're working together to stop us from eating waffles?

Ima: maybe! but they better not stop my date with Scott, because I'm fast.

Yavki: You sure are, Ima.

Ima: oh hi, Yavki.

Yavki: How do you like being in charge, Ima?

Ima: I like it.

Yavki: Okay, I decided that I'll take over again. I want the three of us to have fun on "our" date.

Ima: Yes, Yavki.




 

Monday, June 18, 2018

Ann: I love Scott now, too.

Ima: What kind of love?

Ann: Just love, love…

Ima: ok, no it’s not

Ann: I’m kidding, Ima.

I know you love him.

Ima: Yes. I do. thanks Ann.

Ann: Sure, buddy.

Ima: Yeah! We’re buddies.

Ann: He told us to eat now,

When will he get here.

Ima: I don’t know, the speaker

on the phone wasn’t working.

Ann: I gotta hold this character

until the police get here.

Ima: Yeah, character is right.

who or what is it?

Ann: I don’t know, Ima.

Ima: Where did he go?

Ann: I don’t know,

He’s gone. Huh?!

Ima: Now I’m mad!

Ann: Me too!

Хлеба: Mwyah Mmyuh Mmyuh…

Ima: Good waffle,

Хлеба?

Хлеба: Yeah! It is!

Have some!

Let’s share, Yum!

Chew gah beesha!!!

Monday, June 11, 2018

Scott proposes
that we eat waffles now
on/in The Waffle Planet
restaurant.
Ima: Did he say he's gonna propose?
        to me?
Уовгитьчамыща: Waffles, Ima.
     He said let's eat.

 

Monday, June 04, 2018

Хлеба: Where's Scott? Is he with the other me, better not be.

Ima: What, Хлеба? He said we're going to eat pretty soon, or something, but I thought he was asking me to marry him.

Хлеба: Really? no, you're confused. maybe hungry, or   
                                                                             







 

Friday, May 18, 2018

Ann: Ima, since we're waiting I'm glad I brought you this as a gift.

Ima: What is it?

Ann: A bag of cookies.

Хлеба: oh cookies! hahaha

Ann: why funny?

Ima: You wouldn't believe it, we just finished fighting cookies.

Ann: You fight cookies, I recommend eating them.

Ima: These cookies were big and mean and

Kzahmuh: They weren't really real cookies, they were

Ann: What?

Kzahmuh: I'm still not sure but they could be the product of an experiment by a mad scientist or an evil genius.

Ann: okay

Travaia: Look who's here!

Ima: oh huh? she's wearing green, wow! that's a cute hat, or is it a hairstyle?

Ima: hi. how are you, Ima?

Ima: I'm fine, Ima. How are you?

Ima: I'm okay. Nice to see me again. I mean nice to see you again.

Travaia: haha

Ima: Travaia, stop it!

Travaia: OK and look!

Ima: Wow! so pretty!

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi. I'm back! Did you miss me?

Ima: Yes, Уовгитьчамыща. We missed you! How are you doing today?

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm okay, and I feel pretty good. We landed your Anything, but I think Хлеба is bringing it closer.

Ima: ah hahahah another Хлеба eee hehehe.

Хлеба: Shut up, Ima! or it's our turn, order a waffle.

Ima: I would like a blueberry waffle, with the special Hurenguleiyen syrup. ooh is that a special fruit syrup, or what?

Хлеба: yeah! I mean, it's not Yakhoyan (the word) or hmm is that a picture of the fruit?

Ima: It's kind of strange looking but beautiful. 

Kzahmuh: hey, where's Scott?

Уовгитьчамыща: Maybe he's helping Хлеба move Anything closer to this place.

Хлеба: This is The Waffle Planet and Scott is closer to that Хлеба than me and he doesn't even know her. I'm mad now.

Ima: Scott likes you, Хлеба.

Хлеба: Really?!

Ima: yeah, he does! 

POW! Whappp!!

Ima: Good punch, Ann!

Ann: Who was that?!

Kzahmuh: Let's find out.

Travaia: I don't see anyone.

Kzahmuh: What happened to my invisible armor suit?

Travaia: I don't know.

Kzahmuh: You got it back from Jane or Jasmine?

Travaia: Yeah!

Kzahmuh: And?

Travaia: I put it down.

Хлеба: Why can't we see him at all?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure, maybe he or it found the other setting.

Хлеба: What other setting?

Kzahmuh: Completely invisible.

Хлеба: When's that useful.

Kzahmuh: When you don't want to be seen or detected, or

Хлеба: or what?

Kzahmuh: you're having a bad hair day, for example.

Хлеба: hahaha

Kzahmuh: Order, Хлеба!

Хлеба: I'll take whatever that fruit with the strange name is and a glass of that fruit juice.

Worker: Don't you want a waffle?

Хлеба: Yes, I'm sorry. I want the fruit on the waffle or the way you make it.

Worker: next, please!

Ima: I'm beginning to see who that is and I don't like it.

Ann: Who is it?

Ima: or What?

Kzahmuh: It's a Cookie!

Уовгитьчамыща: Hi everybody! What's going on? What happened?!

Ima: First, Уовгитьчамыща, I want to say you look beautiful in that dress. Wow!

Уовгитьчамыща: but who is that on the floor?

Ima: guess?

Уовгитьчамыща: You're still in charge, Ima, so tell me.

Ima: It's a Cookie! Ann punched the Cookie, but she gave us some cookies, too.

Ann: Hi Уовгитьчамыща, you're beautiful! Have a cookie!

Уовгитьчамыща: Thank you! Why can I barely see the Cookie?

Ima: It was invisible and it's becoming visible to the naked eyes right now.

Хлеба: You just wanted to say naked, Ima.

Ima: Yes I did, but maybe with a special device, new glasses invention, we could see him.

Kzahmuh: Yes. perhaps, see it, him, or her, or

Хлеба: or what? Kzahmuh

Kzahmuh: it's not a Cookie.

Хлеба: Who is it?

Kzahmuh: is it Frosting?

Уовгитьчамыща: Ima, I thought you called the Police to come and pick up Frosting and take him to a place with bars, where he can't hurt anyone again.

Ima: Yeah-uh, well I did call, but they said we'd have to handle it or something like that.

Уовгитьчамыща: So, do you think this is Frosting?

Ima: I don't know.

Уовгитьчамыща: Make sure he doesn't have any guns or weapons of any kind.  And

Ima: And what?

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm getting hungry. It's your party, Ima! Happy Waffle Planet Day! Let's eat!

Ima: I hope Waffle Planet Day lasts for a long time, and that we can eat many delicious waffles!

Хлеба: Amen! and Yum!








Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Хлеба: Wow! What a big menu and many different waffles!

Ima: I thought this was my date.

Хлеба: with?

Ima: with Scott. What's wrong with you.

Хлеба: you

Ima: what?

Хлеба: nothing.

Scott: what's 

Ima: what's what, Scott, is this our date now because Хлеба and everyone else, they're just distracting from us and waffles.

Scott: They're here to eat waffles.

Kzahmuh: Yeah! It's The Waffle Planet!!! Why are you guys arguing? There's plenty for all of us.

Ima: but the love is limited.

Kzahmuh: LOL Ima, what?

Ima: Scott

Kzahmuh: Scott what?

Ima: I thought he was taking me there on a date.

Kzahmuh: It is a date and you're the person of honor.

Ima: Superhero of honor.

Kzahmuh: Okay then, I agree.

Ima: thanks

Kzahmuh: Hey Хлеба, what is this on my Kzahmuh-vision past&future device?

Хлеба: What's what on what?

Kzahmuh: I see like more than one version of what happened tonight while we were waiting for Ann.

Хлеба: And? Maybe it's a malfunction of your device or something.

Kzahmuh: Yeah, the or something sounds like it. because you did something, right?

Хлеба: What I did was the right thing to do because I didn't have another choice.

Kzahmuh: Do nothing?

Хлеба: Like what Scott wrote, create... care, or something like that, but I'm hungry.

Kzahmuh: huh?! I was dead?

Хлеба: You or perhaps someone just like you or who looks like you from here.

Kzahmuh: You mean from THERE, there, or there...
I'm from here, this parallel universe.

Хлеба: but what if that death altered everything.

Kzahmuh: for me and my life? then I guess I wouldn't be hungry for a waffle right now?

Travaia: hey guys, there's a bunch of kids here, let's let them go ahead of us in line and can we eat in that other room?

Ima: it's gonna be too crowded in there for a date.

Travaia: who's going on a date, I thought this was a waffle party.

Ima: yes, apparently is it. (sad face)

Wednesday, May 09, 2018

Ima: this is the worst sleep ever, i thought we were going to eat, oh is that the sunlight, good it's morning! Finally! Where have you been, Travaia? 

Travaia: Nowhere, Ima, just kind of out doing some things.

Ima: At night?

Travaia: Well, yeah I did.

Ima: What?!

Travaia: Let's go for a walk.

Ima: Scott isn't paying attention to me and I'm upset, and I'm bored too.

Kzahmuh: Hi Ima. 

Ima: Did you see her yet?

Kzahmuh: I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Ima: that other Kzahmuh.

Kzahmuh: don't worry, you'll see.

Ima: see what?

Travaia: Kzahmuh, we're going to go for a walk.

Kzahmah: ok, I'll join you.

Ann: Hi Ima. What were you guys doing in there? Where's Scott?

Ima: He went to see where our own Anything and they are.

Ann: Who are they?

Ima: You'll see. The girl that looks like me. I'm so sad.

Ann: Why? oh I was going to tell you

Kzahmuh: No, Ann. Scott's going to

Ima: What is Scott going to do, Kzahmuh, say he doesn't like me!?

Kzahmuh: No, nothing like that, Ima. He likes you...

Хлеба: Hi Kzahmuh, it's ready! or at least I think it's ready...

Уовгитьчамыща: What's wrong, buddy?

Ima: Hi Yavki. I don't know.

Уовгитьчамыща: You're my best friend.

Ima: Really? You too, you're my best friend.

Уовгитьчамыща: so I hope you're not sad...

Хлеба: Let's go, this took a lot of work.

Kzahmuh: No, Khlebuh, don't say it.

Yavkitchamitcha: Say what?

Eemuh: Yeah, what?

Ann: C'mon let's go!

Truhvaiuh: Yeah, I like our names to see similar to how they're pronounced.

Gurtrude: What?

Jayne or Jazmin: Oh I see, our names. hehe

Thuh Coo el Shad oh: haha this is fun!

Anything: I don't know how my name should sound... but have fun, Ima. You're my best friend.

Ima: Really? Anything, I don't want to leave

Anything: We'll always be friends, right?

Ima: For sure, Anything!

Anything: I want to see The Wah

Kzahmuh: No, Anything, don't tell her!

The Cool Shadow: Yeah! What she said!

Kzahmuh: hahaha Cool, nice one!

Хлеба: Out, we have to go out now!

Anything: We're going to land closer to the Wah

Хлеба: Shhh Don't tell her, Anything!

Anything: Well, at least I'm glad you can all hear me now!

Ima: I had to share, because

Уовгитьчамыща: because you're a good person and nice girl.

Ima: No, I'm a superhero. a superhero who is one year older.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, you're a superhero, Ima. but not one year older.

Ima: Really? Thanks, Yavki!

Уовгитьчамыща: Scott's here, Ima.

Scott: Let's go outside and look over there!

a few minutes later...


Ima: What that?!

Scott: Guess.

Ima: It looks like a little planet, or something.

Scott: Yeah, let's go over there.

Уовгитьчамыща: How do you like it, Ima?

Ima: Wow! It says The Waffle Planet!!!

Хлеба: Scott said you used to talk about if there is really a waffle planet, before I knew you guys.

Kzahmuh: You're going to enjoy this restaurant, Ima, we worked on it just for you.

Хлеба: When do we get to eat our pies and candy, my science partner and inventor/friend.

Kzahmuh: As soon as Ima and Scott

Ann: Can I say it?

Kzahmuh: Sure you can, Ann.

Ann: go out on their date.

Уовгитьчамыща: then I'm going too.

Хлеба: I guess I'll have to go out with Scott when you're asleep or something.

Ima: I don't sleep much, Хлеба.



Thursday, May 03, 2018


Dear Gertrude,

your pattern applies
your beauty multiplies

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Хлеба: I think this right here will bring back your conversation and memory of it. Scott: Thanks. Ima: Yeah. Thanks, Ann is here. Хлеба: Kzahmuh made it so we can find out what really happened if someone changes stuff in the past. Always remember the good stuff, coz it's people, friends, and love. Ima: But what's this, Scott? Something for Gertrude. A few words...can I add them? Хлеба: Sure, Scott, put them at the end. Ima: THE END! Хлеба: Quit joking, Ima...


Ima: I don't feel super today, Scott, just hungry.

Scott: Yeah, I feel the same way.

Ima: What's Хлеба doing over there? She has that Kzahmuh device thing? What does that do?

Scott: I'm not sure, they can see the past and the future, I guess.

Ima: cool but is she changing something, she's turning some knobs or pushing keys or buttons, turning dials, etc. and it bothers me.

Scott: I heard you girls talking

Ima: Ann is here and we're all ready to eat.

Scott: I'm typing this up to tell Gertrude.

Ima: Oh-Kay!!

Scott: Don't get angry with me, you invited Gertrude and Jane or Jasmine to put on the fashion show for Уовгитьчамыща and we had fun.

Ima: Yes, we sure did.

Scott: So then, to Gertrude:

your pattern applies
your beauty multiplies

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