before

Reporter: My name

is Emeri Jackson,

reporting on two of

today's most important

news stories.

I am on the outskirts

of town in search of

the woman who is this

year's Best Actress.

Her name is Yavkitchamitcha.

In another development,

there are unexplained

UFO sightings and a growing

number of lights in the night time sky...

Ima: What's this?

Melissa: Thanks for

all the lines.

Ima: oh, another

message from Melissa?

Melissa:

Ima:  I didn't get that one.

um why are you

Melissa:  ( holding up a finger

shhh ...  someone's listening )

Ima: (to herself) oh so

that's why she sent

me those messages.

Mold:  What did she say?

Time Travel Changer:

I don't know.

Nobody: We ll, figure it

Vulla Vila: out?!!

Mold: My bad men!

Uhrayuh: Where?

over there.  haha

Mold: You! You!

err g ah no !

Uhrayuh: Yes!

Vulla Vila: want me

Mold: what?

Vulla Vila: ( let me

finish) to say Pow!

Mold: yeah! You

got me this time.

Time Travel Changer:

(thinking) I can push ESCAPE!

Uhrayuh: Don't try it.

Nobody: I'll go now.

Vulla: Where did that guy go?

Mermaid (undercover, again) : La La

I'm afraid the end of my diet is here.

cake and cookies are real and really delicious.

and our leader

will be happy.

Ima: Thanks for

that beautiful song,

mermaid um

   oh you're undercover?

     Mermaid: yes!

Ima: Someone had better start

giving me some reports.

Хлеба: okay, we went back,

um Kzahmuh and I went

back to find Vulla Vila,

and...

Ima: and what?

Хлеба: We didn't see her,

but

Ima: but what?

Хлеба: She saw us, and

I goofed up.

Ima: What's this?!

oh hi, Chamomile!

Chamomile: Hi, Ima!

We're back.

Ima: I heard that sound

and knew

Chamomile: Yes, it's NEW

brand new, by me, Chamomile.

Хлеба: What?

Melissa Lemonbalm:

That strange wind sound,

it's like ugi ii merrrsshht

or something.

Ima: Yeah, that

ugimersht or what. haha

I love it.

It's a syrup and a fruit.

So, Chamomile or Melissa,

what's that?

Chamomile: oh THAT?

It's candy of the future.

Melissa: Future of Yakhoya

CANDY!!

Kzahmuh: Candy, where?!!

Хлеба: Don't worry Kzahmuh.

I'll save you some...

Time Travel Changer: We can watch!

Mold: watch? oh ha ha

Time Travel Changer: No, not that,

um you need to get your head out of

the

Mold:  gutter?

Time Travel Changer: No, I was

going to say the damp

apartment.

Mold: Yes,  haha , I've

caused lots of problems.

Time Travel Changer:  Look!

Mold: How did

they escape?

Nobody: She pressed

something on

her body.

Mold: No. That's

impossible. I didn't

see anything. Who's

that man opening the door?

Anything: Don't look

back! We have

some unwelcome

guests. What to do?

not far away

Vulla Vila: Okay,

I think this works, even better.

Uhrayuh: How did you

do that? What is that device?

Vulla Vila: I modified it.

Changed a few things.

We found it when

I was kid. (to herself:

in a young lady's

invisible dress)

this is making me
less bored

Melissa Lemonbalm:
Wow! Who said that
and What?!

Waffles? I want
to try waffles...

Melissa Lemonbalm:
who are you?

: believe it or not
  I'm the leader
Melissa Lemonbalm:
of what?
: of HERE
Melissa Lemonbalm:
Here? You mean Yakhoya?
: Yesss I have to go now.
uuu giii merrr shhhtt
Melissa Lemonbalm:
Where did that blast of
wind come from? oh it's...
Chamomile: I'm back!
Let's go! Ima's ready for
her party or date or something.
Melissa Lemonbalm: Okay but
can we come back. I heard some
voice and he said he's the leader
of Yakhoya and He wants to try waffles.

Best of Rock and Pop 2019 "Icy" by Kim Petras

Best of Rock and Pop 2019 was "Icy" by Kim Petras

Kim Petras has Best Song Twice, her song

"Icy" is No. 1 on my 2019 Rock and Pop Songs Lists

I didn't know if this would happen during the time I published my songs lists here... one song at No. 1 on both lists for the year. The song "Icy" by Kim Petras is a great song. The last couple of days, before I decided that it was the best song of 2019, I was doing many, many comparisons near the top of the lists. Ashley O and Kim Petras held on for a tie at No. 1 of the rock songs list and there are two #1's the way I'm doing it. "Right Where I Belong" a rock list No. 1 was close to getting back into things in pop and was compared again for the 2019 pop songs list but I decided it was more of a rock song or closer to what I think are songs on that list. "Circles" by Post Malone also was close and I kept listening back and forth with Kim's songs and then "Fear Inoculum" by TOOL went past one of Petras' songs, "All I Do Is Cry". "Fear Inoculum", magnificent progressive rock/progressive metal, came into the final day of my listening/comparisons of songs tied with "Icy" but I felt "Icy" was a fraction better for best on the pop songs list, maybe it was the emotion or the singing, but "Fear Inoculum" had a lot of great elements as well. It came down to not very much but that's the way I like my lists, great songs in that tough top 5, Petras had three of those songs (4 songs in the top 10, 5 songs total on the list) and "Icy" at No. 1.

ding!
ding!
azaa: What do I do?
um I'll call my sister ...
khleba (this universe) :
hmm I only left her
with Anything for a few minutes.
Yes! What  Ahzayuh?
azaa:  I heard ding!
khleba: Did you hear
a second: ding!
azaa: Yes. What does that mean?
khleba: I don't know,
did he say anything?
azaa:  He?
khleba: Anything.
azaa:  What?!
khleba: Yes. Did he answer.
Anything: Nothing.
I'm ready now. Clean.
Khleba and The Cool Shadow
made a mess, but now
I'm clean again.
khleba: Oh  He told you
about the pie filling
and shakes accident.
azaa: Khleba, you slobs!
khleba: Yeah, I agree.
Anything: Here's a better
pie!
khleba: What did
he say, Ahzayuh?
Anything: I'm on
the phone. She fainted.
khleba: What? Why?!
well, I reached The Waffle Planet.
Oh This nice young man
is holding the door
for me...
: Where's Ima?
khleba: How do you
know Ima?
: You don't recognize me?
  I'm Anything!
Anything:
What happened?
Are you there,
Khleba?
Anything
(this universe):
She can't
talk right
now. Is this
Anything?

2019 pop songs list

1. Kim Petras, Icy

2. Tool, Fear Inoculum

3. Kim Petras, All I Do Is Cry

4. Kim Petras, Another One

5. Post Malone, Circles

6. Ashley O, Right Where I Belong

7. Iggy Azalea, Sally Walker

8. Chris Brown, Wobble Up, ft. Nicki Minaj, G-Eazy

9. Zara Larsson, All the Time

10. Kim Petras, Broken

11. Lizzo, Truth Hurts

12. Ed Sheeran, Beautiful People (feat. Khalid)

13. Liliac, Dancing in the Dark

14. Sam Smith, Normani, Dancing With A Stranger

15. Nicki Minaj, Hard White

16. Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello, Señorita 

17. Ava Max, Sweet but Psycho

18. Doja Cat, Tyga, Juicy

19. Halsey, Graveyard

20. Layton Greene, Leave Em Alone ft. Lil Baby, City Girls & PNB Rock

21. Kim Petras, There Will Be Blood

22. Dua Lipa, Don't Start Now

23. Megan Thee Stallion x VickeeLo, Ride Or Die

24. Sam Smith, How Do You Sleep?

25. Lizzo, Good As Hell

25. Nao Yoshioka, Got Me

25. The Bonfyre, U Say ft. 6LACK

Ima: What?!
        What's going on?!!
Travaia: kiss kiss kiss
              kiss kiss kiss
Ima: Oh!?
        Oh okay, huh?
Travaia:   for you.
Ima:   How? How did you
do kisses to make words
in the air?
Travaia:  My secret.
Ima:   We love our
           leader  Ima!!
and?
oh, I see, um
    I'm happy we're
    all together in 2020!!
Travaia: Yeah, and
Ima: and  what?
Travaia: nothing's wrong.
(hint hint)
Ima:  (to herself: it's a code,
let me think, um...
Travaia:  got it?
Ima . . . wait a minute,
don't
Travaia: shh
Ima: Oh okay (... there's nobody
outside of The Waffle Planet)(??)

Mermaid Helen: La La
qu kaa' win ooh
Хлеба: What, honey?
Mermaid Helen: I hope
nobody isn't listening 
to me.
Хлеба: You mean you
hope nobody Is listening
to you?
Mermaid Helen: no! no!
I'm scared.
Хлеба: Scared?
Why?

Nobody: ah this
will be easy.
Mold: Thanks.
I hate to say that,
but thanks.
Time Travel Changer:
same. . .

Vulla Vila: I should have used
this device.
Uhrayuh: Can you get us free?
Vulla Vila: Yes. They tricked us.
I thought nobody could do that to me.
Uhrayuh: Yeah, that Nobody is dangerous.

2019 rock songs list

1. Kim Petras, Icy

1. Ashley O, Right Where I Belong

2. TOOL, Fear Inoculum

3. Kim Petras, All I Do Is Cry

4. BAND-MAID, endless Story

5. Kim Petras, Another One

6. Ozzy Osbourne, Under The Graveyard

7. Tame Impala, It Might Be Time

8. Miley Cyrus, Mother's Daughter

9. Iggy Azalea, Sally Walker

10. Liliac, Dancing in the Dark

11. Mark Morton, Cross Off ft. Chester Bennington

12. Papa Roach, Elevate

13. Thousand Below, Chemical

14. Highly Suspect, 16

15. Badflower, The Jester

16. Caroline Polachek, Ocean of Tears

3 songs tie at #17

17.  I Prevail, Breaking Down 

17. Kim Petras, Do Me

17. Ashley O, On a Roll

18. Lizzo, Juice

19. Bad Wolves, Remember When

20. Skillet, Legendary

21. Kim Petras, Broken

22. Issues, Tapping Out

2 songs tie at #23

23. Brittany Howard, Stay High

23. Crown The Empire, BLURRY (out of place)

24. Beabadoobee, I Wish I Was Stephen Malkmus

3 songs tie at #25

25. 이루리 , Dive

25. Nicki Minaj, Hard White

25. Ed Sheeran, Cross Me feat. Chance The Rapper & PnB Rock

   
       Kim Petras

2019 rock songs list is next. 

хуж няь хем

LIVE!!

Хлеба: Scott, is that where the mermaids live?
Scott: I don't have the exact translation but I have something written down.
Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Make sure, Scott, to write down everything the girls, um young women are doing.
Хлеба: write down what the mermaids are doing too?
Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Yes, Хлеба, mermaids are good friends.
Хлеба: I agree. Does that say LOVE?
Уовгитьчамыща (writer): where?
Scott: It says LIVE!! but you know.
Хлеба: no I don't.

       хуж няь хем

Happy New Year!! 2020

are you in the kitchen?

or are you out of the kitchen?

Уовгитьчамыща (writer, this universe):

(whispering)

Scott: What?

Уовгитьчамыща (writer): shhh I'm whispering...

Scott: I didn't hear you.

Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Do something

and I'll write about it.

Scott: like what?

Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Stop someone

or start something in writing.

Scott: I'll try but I'm feeling weak

and hungry.

Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Use your

writer's super strength.

Уовгитьчамыща: Hey! what's going

on? I was looking for you, Scott.

Ima is ready to have the Waffles Date.

and did she kiss you?

Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Did you write

her in right now, Scott?

Scott: No! I wrote what she did.

Remember, you told me to write (about)

what they do.

Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Write about this!

mwach...

Уовгитьчамыща: He likes my

kisses better! mwach mwach

Ima: What's going on in the kitchen?

Get out here! Travaia's being nice

to me and so are Khleba and Pink Ima

and I didn't expect it.

Уовгитьчамыща (writer): Okay, I'll write

about it, Ima. That sounds like

a nice fantasy.

Pink Ima: I want some more lines.

Besides, I'm not just plain 'ol' Ima.

Ima: You're being mean.

Pink Ima: no. I'm hurt.

Mermaid (undercover): Hi!

Ima: Hi.       still

Mermaid (undercover): um        

    sp...(l)um watch swish...

Ima: wow! You got your, um

grew back you tail?! How?

Mermaid Helen: I feel like

you need to hear a song. I can sing now.

Ima: You couldn't sing without your tail?

Mermaid Helen: I sing better with my

full mermaid gear.  ja beh tuwviz...

Ima: What?

Pink Ima: Yeah, what?

Хлеба: She said mermaid suit or costume?

Mermaid Helen: No I didn't, it's about

another dimension near b7+8.

Хлеба: Buhsevteit

I don't know if that's

how you pronounce it.

Ima: Pronounce what?

Хлеба: a mermaid 

word for Yakhoya.

Pink Ima: but what

does it mean?

Хлеба: That they're

living near Yakhoya?

Mermaid Helen: Yes, yes, yessss..

Yes. Yes! Yes...

Pink Ima: Nice song

but watch this!

puh whee ooohh

kwuh er wuh...

Ima: What? did

you  do

I created super

um Pink Purpose...

Encourages Good Guys

and discourages bad...

She is Beautiful!!

Mmm urp! haHA:

         Mold

Hey! Stop that!:

        Ima

Ima: This is horrible!

Feeding Mr. Moldy Man

waffles is the worst.

Хлеба: Can I have
a bite?

Ima: You're not helping

me, Khleba.

Kzahmuh: We have

five minutes to get to

our party!

Ima: Party? You mean

the Waffles Date!

The Cool Shadow: I'm back, guys.

Pink Ima: We're girls.

Ima: We call everybody

hanging out guys in our universe.

The Cool Shadow: I have some shakes.

Hey, there's two Number Joes.

Uhrayuh: or is that Numbers Joe.

Kzahmuh: If there's  um mmm good waffle, Ima.

Ima: Thanks.

What about Joe?

Kzahmuh: If there's one

of him from your universe,

is there a Mold there? How (about)

Time Travel Changer?

The Cool Shadow: I don't have that many shakes.

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht

Ima: oh no!

Хлеба: oh what no?

Ima: no to so many phone calls.

Kzahmuh: Aren't you gonna get it?

Ima: Yes.

Hello. okay, but Chamomile went

to get Melissa Lemonbalm.

Yes, she showed how to make waffles.

Two? Really? That's weird.

Kzahmuh: I'll help. What's the matter?

Ima: Uhrayuh doesn't know

who to give  the criminals to, because

there are two men that say

they are policeman Number Joe.

Kzahmuh: oh no!

Хлеба: oh what no?

Kzahmuh: There could be a

Number Joe here from the

other universe.

Хлеба: Which universe?

Kzahmuh: Yours.

Хлеба: Why? Because this one's yours?

Ima: Ladies, stop arguing

about universes.

Recording (2) Love Is Forever (Starring Yavkitchamitcha Ima and friends) by Scott
Recording (2) Love Is Forever (Starring Yavkitchamitcha Ima and friends) by Scott

Recording (2) Love Is Forever (Starring Yavkitchamitcha Ima and friends) by Scott

Love Is Forever

All Of The Dogs
Saved By Superhero

about The Dogs
" 12 Dead, and S7even, No Dogs"

Хлеба: What's this about, Kzahmuh?
Kzahmuh: It's improvement.
Хлеба: What? It's a headline?
Kinda strange. Oh wait, I see.
No dogs died. only bad guys.
How? How did that happen?
Kzahmuh: Maybe you.
Хлеба: What do you mean?
Kzahmuh: Vulla Vila
Хлеба: Huh? I don't get it.
Kzahmuh: Vulla has more
fashion sense because of you,
but I hope she doesn't recognize you
from when we went back in time,
and
Хлеба: and what?
Kzahmuh: and whatever was in
your pockets.
Хлеба: um that's my...how?! It's
too small for her.
Kzahmuh: Hi Vulla! I like your dress.
Vulla Vila: Thank you. I just picked it up somewhere
Хлеба: recently?
Vulla Vila: No, it is
like a dress from
a different time
in my life.
Хлеба: What else?
Vulla Vila: What else, what?
Хлеба: Oh nothing. I just like it.

all of The Dogs
"Too Many Dogs To Count
 Were All Saved by a Superhero?"

Gertrude: an alien
could come here and
be afraid. I never
heard anyone say that
and I'm part of the Pattern,
people think we're tough,
people who know us.
Ima: What did you
say, Gertrude?
Gertrude: Are you
mad at me?
Ima: I'm sorry, no, your
dress is beautiful. What did
you say about an alien?
Gertrude: I'm worried they'll
                           get hurt...

Chamomile: I need to get back
to Melissa.
Khleba: to Yakhoya, the future of...
Chamomile: Yes. Two ladies eating
waffles...We made and served 'em
waffles.
Khleba: You can go back to only
a few minutes after you left,
or to before you
Kzahmuh: then there would
be two or she would replace
the previous Chamomile?
I don't know.
Ann: Chamomile, who's going
to make waffles when you're
gone?
Chamomile: We'll be right back.
Ima: Are you going to give
those two um ew bad guys
their waffles?
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: oh it's?
Khleba:Who is it?
Ima: I don't know.
It stopped ringing... hmm

Mold: ooh HA Whoo! Uhrayuh
now I'm afraid.
Uhrayuh: You will be.
Time Travel Changer: Be what?

Ann: I think someone's
in trouble.
Ima: so it's good there still
are superheroes.
Khleba: Where?
Ima: Right here, Khleba!
Ima: I'm still mad at Gertrude
though so I feel like my
super powers are diminished.
Khleba: No, you're just small, Ima.
Ima: Funny joke,
Khleba but
so are you.
(hmm...Where did
Vulla Vila go?)

Mold: and your
friends are busy!
ooh your in trouble.hehe
Pow!  Wow!
Mold: Ouch!
Time Travel Changer:
Sit up, Mold. I can't
see anything. Why did
you plan our escape at night?
Mold: Who did that, I'm mad.
Vulla Vila: Now you know
the truth. You're going to
be put away where you won't
hurt anyone.
Here Uhrayuh, call Ima
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: Hi Uhrayuh. oh okay.
Chamomile, take some waffles
to Uhrayuh. Then go back or forward
                 and get Melissa.
Scott: Are you mad at us?
Ima: not you, Scott.
Scott: thanks. but don't be
mad at Gertrude, either.
Ima: Okay. oh well if it isn't
our writer Yavkitchamitcha.
Did you get this all for the story?
Yavkichamitcha(writer): Yes I did
but did Gertrude finally kiss Scott?
Ima: Grrr I think I'll be mad at you now.

Gertrude: Love! it's the dress
you will love to love in and
it's totally perfect for you.
Oh no, what is that  oh...
Scott: I got back at the right time
then (whispering to the director? What?
director: now kiss her. me: no, I can't
do that. Ima will be mad at me.)
Gertrude: oh
perfect for me.
Thanks for catching
me, Scott. I slipped
on a piece of candy.
Kzahmuh: Candy?!
Хлеба: really? I
thought we ate it all.
Kzahmuh: Put some
more clothes on, Khleba.
Ima: Gertrude, I'm mad at you.