Sunday, June 21, 2020

Ui to Pnah: Look up! ... Uladocha and Meirohma

early morning not much after 7 am? on Sunday, June 21, 2020 is when this happened, and we wrote it down...

Ui to Pnah: Look up! ... Uladocha and Meirohma


Saturday, June 06, 2020

Monday, June 01, 2020

Happy Birthday, Mom!!


from 7-Eleven, that's 7-Eleven way back there by those trees, I still have some pizza left right this minute and it's too bad you're not here. I love you. 

Thursday, May 28, 2020

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Yavkitchamitcha:
I hope Ima is not gonna
be mad at me. I better
call her. Hmm...

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: It's Yavki.
Yavkitchamitcha:
Hi , Ima. Did you know
we're celebrating five years
and
Ima: Hi Yavki. If some
of this strange


Ui: Did you hear her say strange?
Pnah: Yeah. Who is. . .  ?? Huh?

Chihuahua:  Yo
Yavkitchamitcha: What? Who said, Yo ?
Ima:  Yo? I'm not sure.

The Cool Shadow: I never did find
a Taco Bell Dog replacement who
could talk …  but one can say you,
or something.
Vulla Vila: It sounded like  yo
not you.
The Cool Shadow: Oh there you are.
Chamomile:  Have a waffle, Cool.
Vulla Vila: Can I have one too?
Chamomile:  Sure Vulla.

Thursday, May 07, 2020

Ui:  ut oh!
Pnah: What  oh?
Ui:  Look. I think she sees us.
Pnah:  Ut oh!
Ui:  Yeah. We're in trouble.
Pnah:  Huh?
Ui:  Huh  what?

Ima:  Someone is watching us.
Khleba: wow!  Fun.
Let's put on a show.
Kzahmuh: We need to go to
The Other Room to decide how
to send the bad guys back
to their universe.
Gertrude:  Hi.
Kzahmuh: Hi. You look nice.
Ima: They were doing the fashion
show and
Gertrude: Yes, over in our ship.
Kzahmuh: We need to go to the ship
and spend some time figuring out
what to do.

Ui:  Do they mean a spaceship?
Pnah:  I don't know but I hope so.
           They sure are strange.

Jane or Jasmine: almost back to The Waffle Planet
Gertrude: How do I look?
Jane or Jasmine: Great!
I wonder how Cookie Child is getting along.
Gertrude: Yeah. I felt like he needed to
study or something. Maybe bored.
Khleba: Oh they're back.
Gertrude: Hi girls. How do you like my new
dress?  I just put it on.
Jane or Jasmine: yes.  just now, while
walking here.
Ima:  Good job. We also
like the Dit
Jane or Jasmine:
It's like  Did it or
I'd
Gertrude: I'd wear it
if I were you.
Cookie Child: Wear what?
Gertrude:  Oh no, it's not
for you.
Ann: I combed his hair
but he didn't
like it.
Cookie Child:
That's because
Gertrude:
Because what,
honey?
Kzahmuh:
I found some
candy...
Khleba: Give it
to the cookie child.
Gertrude: honey?
Cookie Child: I'm a girl.

Saturday, April 18, 2020


Travaia: These two trees are identical.
Am I dreaming?
Pow!
Travaia: Music two my ears.
Pwhwuu ...
Travaia: First you meet my punch
then my throw down. but who did that?
Wow! the ground everything repeats?
Two of everything?
Cookie: I can't move.
Travaia: Yes. that's the point.
You're a villain and now we have you?
Who's the child?
Cookie Child: I'm a little cookie.
Travaia: Oh no! This is too dangerous for you.
Cookie Child: Yeah! I'm scared.

Ann: okay stand still, I'll comb your hair.
Cookie Child: Where's mommy?
Ann: You mean Gertrude?
Cookie Child: Yeah. Why did you make my
hair look like a boy?
Ann:  What?

Jane or Jasmine: Put some clothes on, Gertrude.
Gertrude: Yes. How do you like this dress?
Jane or Jasmine: Wow, it's beautiful!
Gertrude: I knew you'd like all the flowers
of spring pretty dress.

Pnah: What's wrong with this TV?
Ui: I don't know but then again I don't know
how we got the channel in the first place.
Pnah: Oh look, she put on a dress . . .

Ui: I don't know what
     I'm going to say.
Pnah: Huh?
Ui: How much is that bikini?
Pnah:  the Dit?  haha
I think she said "free" to
the girls of Anything.
Whatever that means.
Ui : What if this is just a dream?
Pnah: or a movie or if it doesn't,
um isn't ...
Ui: What? Doesn't really exist?
Pnah: I'd be sad.
Ui: Yeah, I know.
Pnah: and
Yeah, I feel.
Ui : Feel. Yeah, I feel.

Sunday, April 12, 2020


Ui: I hope we're not too smart.
Pnah: and I hope we are...

Tuesday, April 07, 2020

Monday, March 16, 2020

Gertrude: I want to
dress up in beautiful
dresses and put on
another fashion show.
Where is Jane or Jasmine?
Jane or Jasmine: 
I'm here.
Gertrude: oh!  I didn't
see you.
Jane or Jasmine:
I went outside to help
Vulla and Uhrayuh
hold those criminals.
and Then...
Travaia:  then
we wondered what
um how my kisses
were bouncing back.
Gertrude: Hey Travaia
I like the ancient
goth  um clothing...
beautiful, did
Khleba really wear it?
Хлеба: I'm not
ancient, it's more
like from maybe
hmm I don't know
the Fifteenth, no
the 16th Century.
Ima: So then, um
you're young.
oh hi, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща: Hi, Ima.
Yes, she is young.
Ima: Yeah. I'm sorry.
We have a problem.
Уовгитьчамыща: Yes.
We do. Kzahmuh says,
based on the theoretical
physicist's interview,
we could be stuck in
this universe.
Ima: Would that be so bad?
Уовгитьчамыща: Who is
stopping Mold in our
universe?
Travaia: Don't forget (about)
Time Travel Changer
Reporter: and that evil Cookie.
Travaia: Hello.
Reporter: Hello.
Ima: He's interviewing
         us. How did you
         change clothes?
Reporter: I didn't change
clothes. What ? !
Reporter (Emeri Jackson) : Hello!
                    I have a problem.
                  : What is it?
Reporter (Emeri Jackson): There's
someone here who looks just
like me, asking a bunch of questions.

Ima: I don't know.
If this gets out
someone's gonna find
out about us, that 
we're not from  here...
Chamomile: and we
have lots of waffles.
Who's hungry?!
Ima: What is this?!  No !!
The Overthinkers Club? or what?
Gosh, these guys think too much ...
Хлеба: It's a Girl !
The Overthinkers Club:
Pnah:  Universes  could
become mixed, even confused.
Hence, pop songs repeating...
Ima: What? I like pop songs.
Undercover Mermaid:  ahem uh hemum (clearing her throat) There is a bad man trying                                                       to hurt some
uwhee ooh  uwhee  ooh
Vulla Vila:  Got him!
Thanks, Ima.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Ima Speed Button, Vulla?
Vulla Vila: Yes! one
There was a bad man trying
to hurt some one. Now he can't
hurt anyone.

Your Enemy: 
ha ha ha
Ima: Who's
that laughing
at us!
Your Enemy:
I am Your
Enemy.
Ima: Write him
out of the story,
Scott and Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща:
They're not back yet.
I'll try to write him out of
the story.
Undercover Mermaid: (singing)
and The Waffles Date continued
Ima: Thanks sweet mermaid!

Friday, March 06, 2020

This is like    Live ...

It's probably  um

um yes, it is   right now

Megan Thee Stallion & Normani (Birds of Prey: The Album) - Diamonds [Official Music Video]

                                             VS.

Justin Bieber - Yummy (Official Video)

the two best songs so far this year.

"Yummy" has been on the radio a lot but I haven't heard "Diamonds" on the radio.

Many other great songs in 2020!!
I will mention other music stars and their songs another time.
Ima: People are saying this is
        Trippy!
Хлеба: Rip  tbg a new trippy!
Ima:  huh?
Хлеба:  Ð§Ñ‚о?
              um   what?
Ima:  tender love in place of salt ?  tbg ?
Хлеба: the bad guy
Ima:  eww
Хлеба:  correct
Ima: yes
Хлеба: and no
Ima:  how can you be a leader
         and nobody?
Хлеба: I don't know. It was a dream.
but remember the most import part.
I punched out Cookie.
Ima: So you're a success.

In or near ex-Cookie oid Factory
Хлеба:  stay down.
Cookie:  Yes sir.
Хлеба: What are you doing?
Cookie: nothing
Хлеба: not you. her!
Travaia (too) : kisses lipstick
searchlight. They'll come now.

Ima: so you're a success, I said...
Хлеба (Khleba) Where did you go?
Хлеба: Ima, Travaia asked
me something.
Ima: What?
Хлеба: She said that her lipstick
lip lights or whatever are coming from
over there.
Ima: How can that be?
Kzahmuh: Look at this! There's another
Travaia.
Хлеба: I hope she, I mean they
like each other.
Ima: You're waking up... I mean the other you.
Хлеба: This is not too good.

Tuesday, February 25, 2020

The Cool Shadow:
Don't get up and
try that again and
you'll be okay.
Cookie: You made
a mess of my
cookie business.
The Cool Shadow:
You're the cause of
your own problems.
I only ...
puh wuhoooo
Cookie: What's
that noise?
The Cool Shadow:
My phone
um Yes?
Pink Ima: Is
Anything ready?
Anything: Yes
I'm ready to go.
The Cool Shadow:
I'm sorry for
making that mess.
I got carried away
with shakes.
Anything: What
did he say? oh
about spilling
shakes and Khleba
getting pie filling
on my floor.
Pink Ima: Who
are you?
Anything: I'm
your universe
to parallel
universe ship...
The Cool Shadow:
Cookie is causing
problems.
Cookie: No I'm not.
The Cool Shadow:
Yes you are. Ima?
Anything: She
can't talk.
The Cool Shadow:
Who are you?
Anything: The one
you spilled shakes
in and on.
The Cool Shadow:
What?!
Anything: This Anything

Speaking ! 
Cookie: Now
maybe I can escape!
Who are you?!
Nobody: Oh don't
worry, I'm Nobody.
(to herself: I hope they don't recognize
me. Their old friend.
I miss you my
science partner.
It's lonely on the top.
I never thought I'd have
to fill in for the leader. It's
                                  boring.
                                  and
                               Kzahmuh
                              is a professor?
                                 Nooo!!
Cookie: Nooo! What?!
Nobody (Хлеба
this universe)
Pow! Gotcha!

Kzahmuh: It still really
                 works!
No, push down  and
class dismissed...

Ima: Wake up!
What did you
say?
Хлеба: I had
a dream that
I was the leader of Yakhoya
and nobody too. And I punched out Cookie!
Ima: That('s)
a strange but
great dream!

Friday, February 21, 2020

Number Joe:
I want to get there
before she does?
 arrowpointingup
(afewminutesagoorsomething) 

Number Joe: So, hmm
Kzahmuh:(I guess the
the writers chose me to)
shh quiet (you).
Number Joe: What? Why?
(whispering)
Kzahmuh: Let her
do it. I mean her.
Number Joe: Oh. Oh?!
Ima: Good acting...
Just checking on you.
(whispering)
Kzahmuh: Yeah! but
they don't believe us.
Ima: because you're
a better scientist than
an actress.

Mold: Stop saying that.
I'm not a coward.
Time Travel Changer:
You are.
Mold: What's your excuse?
Time Travel Changer:
I want to go to Tahiti
or somewhere...
Mold: They're not actresses!
Yes men, surround the
waffle building.
Mold's
Yes Men: It says it's a Planet, sir.
Mold: whatever.
Travaia: pwee oooh buhro
oh ah... Wow!
Ima: I heard that sound
and what a special effect.
oh Yavki, Scott, and writer
Yavkitchamitcha.
Mold: Got 'em
Time Travel Changer: Good thing
you have five arms, Moldy.
Mold: What?! Noooo
Travaia: All men accounted for
and can't hurt anyone.
Ima: Travaia perfected it.
yeah and those Travaiangles
are amazing!
Vulla Vila: um (for lack of
a better expression)  Got 'em!
Mold: No! No! You were
inside that waffle place.
Vulla Vila: Yes I am. That's the
other me!
Reporter: You're that
woman.
Vulla Vila: One of them. (us).

Thursday, February 20, 2020

Хлеба: I gotta get
smth. for Yavki.
Ima: What? Why?
oh?!
Хлеба: almost five.
The Cool Shadow:  Shakes?
Ima: Hi Cool !! um. err
um?
Хлеба: What  um?
Ima: Who has Cookie?
The Cool Shadow:
I think the other Cool.
Ima: You think?
we're in trouble...
Reporter: oh you're back!
Great. I wanted to ask
who that was ... some creature
and there was a woman
wearing a bracelet.
Something happened and I'm
still trying to figure it out
The man or  um  he?  called
himself  Cookie. Is that right?
Хлеба: Yes. He's a very dangerous
Ima: She means that he's a man
who's  been  causing some problems.
and we're doing, I mean filming
a movie.
Kzahmuh: It's more of a TV series.
You'll like it.
Vulla Vila: Changer pushed, um he tapped on
some device and he and Mold are gone...
Ima: Oh finally,
you're back, we
can...
Reporter: Oh
ha ha. The
mold is gone.
What's that
about changer?
Хлеба: He is
Pink Ima: bad
and Mold
especially.
Ima: Mold is
bad. great actress.
Reporter: Is she,
                are
                you
               twins?
Pink Ima: sort of,
like...