Saturday, January 12, 2019

Calm comes in many varieties.
Most are conducive to relaxation.
Rest. Kick back. Spend some time
with a hobby. Don't let yourself
get carried away, especially if
you are a good guy or gal. They're
coming for us. It's that kind of calm
characterized by peace and quiet.
Outside the atmosphere felt
like morning sky could be positive
and seek the highest goals. All on
its own. Anything wasn't giving
away its secrets, as a parallel-universe
hopping ship it gave off a serious look.
Quite. Beneath the surface was
a personality. Even a happy-go-lucky
sort. Both an asset and a liability.
Build from your strengths.
The strongest is also the weakness
that can do you. In. Love. You
wouldn't pay attention if this was
in a regular sentence.

Behind you!

How did you get here? We left
you...

Yes. You thought they would blame me
for what you did.

Yes. We did. hahaha but how did
you find us?

It was easy, Number Joe told me.

What is that, a projection, a video
recording? Why isn't his mouth
moving, if he told you?

It's his memory. And you underestimated
me.

Who do you think you are?

I'm Vullaneva Vilanitana.
but you can call me
Vulla Vila.

Ima: What's going
on outside?
Уовгитьчамыща:
We need to find out
and we have to
decide what to do.
Ima: Is that the
red one?
Уовгитьчамыща:
What? Yes, I see
there's a beautiful
red woman out there. Who is she?
Ima: Kzahmuh? Was she in your dream?

Tuesday, January 08, 2019

eow me eow me aahh um
eow me eow me aahh um

Ima: Where's Scott?
Whose phone is that?
Pink Ima: I'm baaack!
Ima: oh I'm glad you're back.
Pink Ima: I thought you didn't like me.
Ima: I like you. How did you get here?
I'll tell you, but I better get my phone.
Pink Ima: oh it says I missed Scott.
Ima: You mean you missed
a call from Scott?
Pink Ima: Yes, that's true.
Ima: no! I miss him.
Хлеба: Can't we all miss him?
Ima: Yes, Хлеба, but I'm his
girlfriend.
Хлеба: that's not true. He likes
me.
Ima: (changing the subject)
I need to listen to this message.
oh okay, it's him...
Yavkitchamitcha from here is
trying to find Khleba...
Хлеба: Where are they?
Ima: Just a minute...I'm listening
okay, he says they're at a bunch
of fast food places
Хлеба: and?
Ima: Chamomile is working
on getting the pies delivered
and some new kinds of candy
Kzahmuh: new candy! Yeah!
Ima: Do you feel better,
Kzahmuh?
Kzahmuh: Yeah, I do!
Хлеба: What's wrong, um
with you, I mean what
happened, Kzahmuh?
Ima: She had a bad dream.
Kzahmuh: so, when do I get
candy?
Ima: Chamomile is opening
The Waffle Planet
Хлеба: Great! I didn't
finish my last waffle.
Ima: You ate too much,
Хлеба, you must have
set a waffles record.
Уовгитьчамыща: And you
Ima are a waffle date hog!
It's my turn.
Ima: What did Scott's
message to you say?
Pink Ima: Not much (that)
you need to know...
just he hopes I had
a good trip, and
that Kzahmuh is
Kzahmuh: sorry, honey!
I'll share my candy with
you, okay?

Tuesday, January 01, 2019

Happy New Year!! 2019


Kzahmuh: oh fwew puh fwew...
                 Kzahmuh is here,
                 don't worry ... I'm kissing
                 Ann , but sometimes I want
                 to be a girl ... you will do
                 as I say, my name is Kzahmuh
                 ... super Kzahmuh but
                 where am I? who is she,
                 she looks like me... I can't
                 count that high, wait
                 my device shows the number
                 of Kzahmuhs doubling
                 every few minutes, there's
                 not enough space for all
                 these Kzahmuhs, what's
                 going on?
Ima: Kzahmuh! Wake up! You're
        having a bad dream.
Kzahmuh: and the red one will
            soon be one of us...
Ima: What? Wake up! oh you're
        pretty in your swimsuit.
Kzahmuh: thanks.
Ima: We want to introduce you
to our new friend, Helen...She's
a mermaid.
Kzahmuh: Yes, we already met.
I like her, she's nice. Then, I guess
I fell asleep.
Ima: I heard you say something like
five thousand Kzahmuhs. What a
terrible nightmare! I'm scared.
but who's the red one?

Sunday, December 30, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща: 
Hi. My name is
Yavkitchamitcha.
Can we share this part
of the beach with you?
Mermaid:
Hi. My name is
Helen. Yes, are you
the leader?
Ima:
Hi. My name is
Ima. She's the leader
and I'm assistant leader.
Уовгитьчамыща:
um thanks, Ima.
Helen: I like
it here. Nice beach! but
I have to tell you something.
Ima: about danger?

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: It's Travaia calling
Уовгитьчамыща:
Okay, yeah you should
talk to her
Ima: Okay, it'll just be a minute.
Yes, what's going on at P.H.?
Travaia: There's someone investigating
this right now. Where's Scott, I wanted
to tell him what they're doing.
Ima: He went to the store.
Travaia: okay. Ask Yavkitchamitcha
if she's ever heard of this name:
Ima: Yeah, alright, what is it?
Travaia:   Vulla Vila
Ima: Yavki, Travaia wants
to know if you've heard of
Vulla Vila.
Уовгитьчамыща: What does
she look like?
Ima: What does she look like?
Travaia: Tall, beautiful, red,
and they think she is the one
behind the attack.
Ima: She threw the pie at Хлеба?
Travaia: No. She sent someone to shoot us.
Ima: Who threw the pie?
Travaia: It's a long story.
It was her sister.
Ima: I can't wait to hear the long version.

Monday, December 24, 2018

   :You're going to be the Universe's REAL GIRL.

          : You Mean...RED GIRL

Friday, December 21, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща: What's the name of
this story now, Scott, the girl's are
goofing off again?
Scott: yeah that's a good one, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща: Remember dear,
we represent the universe.
Scott: I agree, that sounds beautiful...
Уовгитьчамыща: Ima already did
her thing with you
Scott: LOL
Уовгитьчамыща: on the Waffle Date,
you know I meant that, right?
Ima: Yes, he did Yavki. What are
you guys talking about? I'm here too.
Scott: Yes, we're sorry.
Yavki: No. I can't be sorry, Ima.
You saw my dress.
Ima: Yes. It's beautiful.
Уовгитьчамыща: thanks. so, see,
I want a nice, happy Waffle Date, too.
Ima: Are you flirting with Scott?
Уовгитьчамыща: I hope so.
Ima, where's Travaia?
Ima: She took that violent creep
down to the police because I guess
they don't come out here.
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Уовгитьчамыща: You better answer
your phone, Ima.
Ima: okay. Hello?
Pink Ima: It's me.
Ima: Are you okay?
Pink Ima: There isn't much to eat
around here and I'm getting hungry.
Ima: I think there's some restaurants.
Хлеба, do you know Yakhoya?
Хлеба: Yeah, but it's not my Yakhoya.
Remember we're in Kzahmuh's
parallel universe...
Ima: ask Kzahmuh then since she's
from here.
Kzahmuh: I heard you. I've never
been to Yakhoya.
Have the Yavkitchamitcha from
here call her, Хлеба (Khleba)
and
Ima: We'll call Хлеба and, hey Khleba
you have a sister, right, so I'm guessing
this Khleba does too.
Kzahmuh:
Meanwhile,
I'll try to figure
out how to get
you back here,
Ima.
Pink Ima:
Thanks girls,
oh I see a sign
advertising SHAKES
and I'll be over at that place.

Хлеба:
Is she still
on the phone?
Kzahmuh:
Yeah. We're
trying to bring
her back, while
she's ordering
a milkshake.
Pink Ima:
I have it, mmm
it's delicious.
Хлеба:
Hi, Ima, there's
a restaurant
close to that
shake place. I can't
remember the name.
Pink Ima: oh yay!
I see it, thanks. I'll
go there next.
Хлеба: sure
             bye.

Monday, December 17, 2018

Хлеба: oh chocolates!
Kzahmuh: What? Хлеба...
Yes! I Love Chocolate.
Хлеба: I know! I have an
idea! um
Kzahmuh: What? (an) idea, great!
Хлеба: Bzzz Ooht , um wait
I know
      Yakhoya Bzzz Ooht
            Choco Late!!
Kzahmuh: I thought you liked pies?
Хлеба: Yes! my science, physics & inventions
partner.
Like and Love!
Kzahmuh:
Candy is All
Хлеба: Pies Forever!

Sunday, December 16, 2018

Ima: Can we talk to her?
Ann: You mean the Mermaid?
         Her name is Helen.
         Yes, she loves to talk.
Ima: I'm gonna ask her
        about the debt.
Хлеба: We can pay it off
             with kisses.
Ann: What? really? I'll try it
        with...
Ima: You won't or I'm going to
        compete with you.
Kzahmuh: sounds fun, but we need
         to find out what she means by danger.
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: I gotta answer my phone.
       Hello?
Pink Ima: I have
a big problem.
I don't know where
I am.
Ima: I'll get Kzahmuh
Hey, Kzahmuh. She's
lost (whispering:
What did you do, send
her along with those
creeps.)
Kzahmuh: (whispering)
I don't know. Хлеба, have
you heard back what
happened when we
sent those
two, um villains, you
know, back to 2015?
Хлеба: no, didn't hear
back.
Kzahmuh: Ima,
we'll figure this out.
Are you in another
area?
Pink Ima: I think so.
oh wait, Yakhoya?
Kzahmuh: Yakhoya?!!
Хлеба: dammit, Kzahmuh!

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Travaia: Is that pie Travaiangular?
Scott: no, but
Ima: Scott wants to say it's the
favorite pie of mermaids everywhere.
Хлеба: hahahahaha  whatever!
Ima: whatever to you too!
Travaia: Travaia likes it.
Ima: What's that you're doing,
        Travaia?
Travaia: Trying to increase
              our speed.
Хлеба: Ima's already fast enough.
Ima: She means the speed of
Anything: Anything.
Ima: the speed of Anything. correct.
Хлеба: tomaytoe tomahtoe
            whatever.
Ima: hahaha  Anything, something's
the matter with your voice,
I can barely hear you.
Хлеба: that's coz you took
             your bra off.
Ima: err haha.
        I meant his voice is so light.
        I have a hard time hearing him.
Anything: sorry. I tried to get
outside of myself.
Хлеба: Ima should give
             that a try.
Ima: or we can be friends.
Хлеба: Yes, remember...

Saturday, December 08, 2018

Ima: What's wrong?
Scott: Nothing. It's early, what's
          going on?
Хлеба: There's another mermaid.
Ann: Yeah. She's beautiful.
         How are you, Scott?
Scott: I'm okay, Ann. Still a bit tired.
Kzahmuh: Hi there, Scott.
Scott: Hi there, Kzahmuh.
Travaia: Hi Scott.
Scott: Hi. How are you, Travaia?
          Dresses look great!
Travaia: Yeah, thanks!
Хлеба: What's that noise?!
Уовгитьчамыща: I've heard it before.
Хлеба: Do you have it, Travaia?
Ann: Have what?
 bahng ghh
Ima: Dammit, I wrote that down
wrong, or did I? sorry if I did.
(well, I don't know...)
Ann: Good shot, Travaia.
        Got him!
Хлеба: You stopped those bullets
in mid-air, and turned him into
a statue.
Travaia: Just for convenience,
he's just not moving, he'll be okay.
Хлеба: okay, but what's that
snapping sound?
Ima: oh I just unsnapped my bra.
Ann: Me too.
Уовгитьчамыща: I would say
me three, but I'm getting a call
from Yavkitchamitcha.
Ima: What did she say?
Уовгитьчамыща: I didn't answer
it in time. What?! Khleba hasn't
landed yet. She was fired on by another
aircraft...
Ima: And? And what happened?!
Уовгитьчамыща: She had
to land far from here. And
then she went to get
some fast food with
The Cool Shadow.
The Cool Shadow: I'm right
here, guys.
Уовгитьчамыща: the other one.
The Cool Shadow: Yeah. We went
out for shakes before.
Kzahmuh: 
Where's Chamomile,
guys?
Scott: oh um, what 
did she say,
Уовгитьчамыща?
Уовгитьчамыща:
Getting prepared to
re-open the candy
and pie restaurant.
Хлеба: thank God!
you look pretty good without a bra, Ima.
Ima: thanks, I guess.
Ann: Do I look good too, Khleba?
Хлеба: Yeah. Happy, pretty, free.

Ima: I wanted to be here.
Хлеба: I'm here too.
Ima: You're a good friend.
Хлеба: Thanks. You're my friend, too.

Thursday, November 29, 2018

Ima: thwew knok
   thwew knok
Scott: Helen? that's
my gr...don't tell
them, Scott. okay,
Yavkitchamitcha
It's your birthday,
I um uh it's haha
it's your
    kuuhh  uhh
      kuuhh
Ima: thwew knock
  what honey?
Scott: Helen, you're
a mermaid. I like you.
Where are you from?
Kzahmuh: oh  um
I'm so warm. Mom!
I have to go, we're
traveling to Almicroburaya...
I'm warm... oh nice!
Хлеба: wake up! Ann is...
What are you doing Ann?
Ann: Cleaning off this section
of the bedroom beach.
Ima: Why?
Ann: There's a mermaid here
and she said something bad is
going to happen and
Kzahmuh: bad? happen where?
here? Why are you looking at me, Ima?
Ima: Oh we fell
asleep. Scott's still
sleeping.
Kzahmuh: I'm getting up!
Ima: You slept under his
left arm...
Kzahmuh: and you under
his right arm, or right
side.
Хлеба: clever! haha.
Ima: Who's the mermaid.
Ann: Her name is Helen.
Ima: She's beautiful!!!
Is her tail real?
Travaia: We're back, guys
after a long time, I know.
Ima: So you're a dress designer now,
and flashy lipsticker!
Travaia: Yes, you love me!
Who's the mermaid? Is
She real?
Ann: Yes, she's real, Travaia.
Gertrude: Hi. I'm here
for morning dress modeling.
Ima: Yeah! Can you make
breakfast?
Gertrude: Not unless
I take off my dress.
Хлеба: oh Wow!
Gertrude, you're sexy.
Jane or Jasmine: Is that
another
Ima: What, Jane or Jasmine?
Jane or Jasmine: I meant, a mermaid...
Хлеба: Yes,
it's another
mermaid. Wink!
Уовгитьчамыща:
I hope Scott wakes up
soon because I want to
make out with him!
Ima: Shut up! I'll arm
wrestle you, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Okay, sure, we can if you want.
Хлеба: You ladies, stop it!
There's a mermaid over there!
Ima: Yeah, she's on our Bedroom Beach!

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Kzahmuh: What time
is it, Ima, I'm getting
tired.
Ima: I don't know,
Kzahmuh...Late!
Хлеба: Yeah, feels
like it too. I need
some sleep.
Ima: After how
many waffles, Хлеба?
Хлеба: I lost count.
Уовгитьчамыща:
I'm here, guys.
This is the pie and
candy restaurant?
Kzahmuh: Both
and neither, it seems.
Хлеба: I got a
damned pie on my
face. He didn't have
very good aim...
The Cool Shadow:
Don't worry! I have
him.
Kzahmuh: I'm
worried and nervous.
Хлеба: About what?
Kzahmuh: 2019. It's almost here.
Chamomile: Will I be there? I hope so.
Kzahmuh: You will, Chamomile. Maybe you can be our secret agent.
Chamomile: Oh yeah,
I like secrets.
Ann: I do too. This will
be fun.
Ima: Yeah, don't leave out fun.

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

               : Pow! Wham! Meow!
                 Gotcha sucker!
               : You made those sounds
                 with your mouth?
                 Didn't you.
               : Didn't is a word I don't like.
                 but yes, I did.
               : What does that screen say.
               : There are enemies.
               : Where?
Uladocha: Pow! Wham!
                 Right there, at the end
Meirohma: the end, of what?
Uladocha: my fist.
Meirohma: around the side  FIVE!
Uladocha: haha kick some ass!
Meirohma: watch out, director
                  or whatever/whoever
                  will be saying it's not a good...
Uladocha: Pow! Whatm!
                not a good superhero movie?
                It's not a movie!
              : Yakhoya will never
                be the same.
Meirohma: Who said that?
                 I can't see you.
              : Oh I'm sorry...
                 I'm invisible.
Uladocha: Invisible?
Chamomile: My name is Chamomile.
                  I'm from the Year 2019.
Chamomile: and her name is Melissa Lemonbalm.
Uladocha: Pretty names.
Melissa Lemonbalm: thanks.
Meirohma: We heard you have
                 waffles.
Chamomile: Yeah. We do. Melissa
will help you. I have to go back to 2019
for a few
minutes...

Monday, November 05, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща:
What's that
you're looking at,
Kzahmuh?
Ima: Yeah, we just
got here.
Ann: Did you clip
the tag off Yavki's
dress, Ima?
Ima: No, she likes
to wear our love
for her.
Kzahmuh: It's
what we did?!
Ima: Why the
question.
Kzahmuh: You
just knocked out three
bad guys, or you will very soon.
Ima: Oh okay, that sounds like fun!
Ima (cont.): oh I see, that's
what's on Kzahmuhvision.
And Хлеба has pie on her
face.
Хлеба: No, I don't.
Pow! Pie-ow!
Хлеба: Who threw the pie
at me?
Pow! I got him! Don't worry.
Ima: It's the waffle waitress.
Scott: Her name is Chamomile
But she won't be the waitress much longer.
Хлеба: Why not, Scott?
I like her.
Ima: She said Number Ima
to me. She doesn't like me.
Уовгитьчамыща (this universe
and writer): She just ran out of numbers.
and she likes you, Ima.
Scott: yeah, she likes you.
Ima: So why won't she be
the waitress.
Scott: because we're promoting
her to manager of all our
restaurants.
Хлеба: We love her, don't
we guys.
Kzahmuh: Yes, we sure do,
but Хлеба you look pretty with pie on
                                            your face.
Хлеба: Don't try anything.
Kzahmuh: I wasn't gonna kiss you.
Chamomile: Do I have to hold
him 'til the cops
get here?
The Cool Shadow: No, I
                                 will!
Chamomile: Wow! a real man...

Friday, November 02, 2018

Invisible Landing Strip
Field overhead - See a Different You
                        Anything (says): Do
Do your few chores, change the future
Kzahmuh was   ?   , Ann was   ?
They are alive and well
Let's go eat dessert
It's more than dessert
Love wasn't developed by our team
Just the technology to overcome observable obstacles
but Love can't be detected by science
we, in defiance, open our hearts to possibilities
love isn't a thing
but if you insist
it's the thing we can never run out of
to do