Mermaid (undercover model?):  Kh tu a dress?
ee ha yum good?
Gertrude: She loves the dress. Thank you.
Khleba: Yes. oh and she said it's better than
the dress with opening for her tail.
Mermaid: I can speak um... English.
Gertrude: Wow! great. My name is Gertrude.
Mermaid: I'm wearing a cover?
also less in age.
Khleba: She is undercover and the youngest.
Yavkitchamitcha: ahem (clearing her throat).
Ima: What? Yavki, are you mad at me?
Yavkitchamitcha: No! You keep saying
Waffles Date, where's Chamomile?
What are they doing?
Discussing something.
Ima: I guess it's...


Uladocha: Let's go back!
Meirohma: Yes, but do you think
we should test it first.
Uladocha: second. LOL
Meirohma: Did you see someone.
Uladocha: Where?
Meirohma: Over there.
Chamomile: What a trip!
Melissa Lemonbalm: battery-operated
waffle maker.
Chamomile: not batteries, Melissa.
Melissa Lemonbalm: Yeah, you're right.
It works according to that thing um
the kowajik parakulum?
Chamomile: I don't know if they
used that name um term for this,
NOW (visible)
"Hello, my name is Chamomile.
 Would you like a waffle?"
Uladocha: Waffle?
Meirohma: that's what she said.
Melissa Lemonbalm: "syrup!
It's hot ugimersht or what
syrup , is very delicious."
Uladocha: ugimersht or what?
Chamomile: ugimersht or what?
Yes that's correct.


Kzahmuh: so, are you
ladies ready to go?
Chamomile: Yes. To the
future. To Yakhoya.
Ima: What's going on?
You're taking the
waffle maker? My
Waffles Date is ruined.
Khleba: It's not the same waffle maker, Ima.
Don't worry. What syrup should they use, Ima?
Ima: um that ugimersht or what? syrup.

Mold: Thanks?
I thought you'd
never get here.
What's that?
Time Travel Changer:
like a clone, um copy
of the time travel
device.
Mold: ahh say vice.
Is it the next gen.
or what?
Time Travel Changer:
generation?
it's from the future.
same as from Yakhoya.
When are you from?
Mold: Me? Nineties
but I keep getting
born again, and
        again.

Kzahmuh: so, my beautiful
science partner, how is this for
an ending?
Khleba: an ending?!!
Kzahmuh: I'm joking.
Khleba: It wasn't funny.
Kzahmuh: Don't worry,
it's not the end of anything.
we're going to keep going.
Khleba: as best friends?
Kzahmuh: Yeah, honey.
But the trip, all of us together.
Khleba: I see, split screen
on your Kzahmuhvision. so,
that's our Yavkitchamitcha.
Who are they? That's Vulla Vila
and I don't know them.
Kzahmuh: I don't know them
either, but I guess we'll find out.

Number Joe: Alright, well let him go.
Cookie: Why? He talks too much...
Reporter: I did what you asked. If um
I meant, wonder woman will hear that
you wanted her to show up.
Cookie: ah Ha damn it! You're not
tricking me are you.
Reporter: No. It's a treat.
Cookie: What?!
Reporter: Are you oh, everything is
Cookie: You think I'm not OK.
Number Joe: Are you bleeding?
Cookie: Do you have a mirror?
Number Joe: (thinking) I need
to get out of here and get
another waffle.
Cookie: Why are your eyes doing that?
Number Joe: I was just thinking.
Cookie: about what?
Number Joe: nothing.
Reporter: Here's a little compact
mirror.
Cookie: Thank god for you
TV people. So prissy.
Reporter: Nice one!
Cookie: oh okay, it's only
red food coloring. My frosting,
I made it myself.
Number Joe: No wonder.
Cookie: No wonder What?
Hey, Who's that?
Number Joe: Where?
Cookie: outside.
Number: Oh she's your
favorite color?
Cookie: Is she coming
to rescue you?
Number Joe:
I don't know her. (thinking,
I hope my acting is good
enough. They said she's
one of us.
Cookie: Okay, reporter
you're free to go. A red
woman superhero will do.
But put what I do next
on the nightly news.

Khleba: That looks good.
Ima: not great?
Khleba: yeah that too.
Chamomile: Thanks!
I'm pretty. I love it.
Jane or Jasmine:
You ladies are very
pretty in the newest
fashions, timeless
dresses take you
to other places.
Kzahmuh:
How do I look?
Khleba: delicious.
haha.
Kzahmuh:
Knock it off, Khleba.
I'm being serious.
Ima: What's this
that fell out of your pocket, Yakhoya girl?
It says, super share?
Khleba: Yakhoya girl?
Yeah, that's where I'm from.
It's the most beautiful
place above, I mean
um in, I mean it's sort
of a part of the world.
Ima: and the Super Share?
Khleba: about that, it's
just so we're more together ish
when we don't, I mean aren't together.
Ima: What's this part about common dreams?
Khleba: oh it's nothing.
Ima: What does that say on your Kzahmuhvision?
Kzahmuh: It's bad. We have a big problem. actually Two.
Pink Ima: And one of them is that big gross, disgusting creature that wouldn't let go of me. He's a bully.
Kzahmuh: He's a very
dangerous criminal.
Mermaid: bink be do
ooh ah um yum and stuff.
Khleba: What, honey?
Mermaid: I'm the youngest
and pretty too, and I made
up this song with my new
English.
tha o woo zuwish!
Jane or Jasmine: What?!
Where did your tail go?
Mermaid: I'm, I'm
going to be (what's this
mean, Khleba?  ka yeh tur aht
Khleba: (whispering) whi
whi whi
Mermaid: I'm being
undercover.
Ima: You're too pretty
to be an undercover agent.
Khleba: I'll do it.
Kzahmuh: Do what?
Khleba: Someone needs
to go to the future in
Yakhoya and stopped those
two problems.

innocent bystanders:

What on earth?

that's bright!

I think it's (an) extraterrestrial spaceship.

Yeah, humans are in danger.

Frosting: I didn't see anything. Where?

Guy, have you been drinking something?

Frosting: just a Soda Pop. Why?

It was a red flash of light. Well, it

lasted a few seconds.

What's wrong with you?

Frosting: Nothing. Actually I feel

better than ever. hmm was her name Ima?

Thanks to her, whatever her name is.

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht

Ima: It's Scott.

Yavkitchamitcha: Hello, Ima?

Ima: Yes. What? Where's Scott?

Yavkitchamitcha: writing.

Ima: Why? I mean What?

Yavkitchamitcha: about us, I guess.

Ima: you guess? you're the writer

for this parallel universe.

Kzahmuh's universe.

Yavkitchamitcha: speaking of Kzahmuh,

where is she?

Ima: eating candy in the kitchen

with Kzahmuh Khleba or trying to save

and protect the universe.

Yavkitchamitcha: both important,

but did you see that red streak

in the sky. It looked like it stopped

nearby.

Ima: Do you think it's an alien

spacecraft?

Gertrude: Aliens?! Yay! I want

to be first to meet an alien.

Ima: Wow! Gertrude, I love your

new dress.

Gertrude: thanks. We're going to give

a fashion show soon.

Yavkitchamitcha: Ima, are you

still there? Tell Kzahmuh there's

a big problem.

Ima: What?

Yavkitchamitcha: a bunch of

bad guys.

Ima: What? What are they doing?

Yavkitchamitcha: they're...

they're flying through the air.

minutes ago

Vulla Vila: I hope no one saw

that bright red light.

What's wrong with this machine

I thought this would be a soft landing.

I'm here. Nothing to fear, now.

Pow! uhthwush smack! oohwoooh!

These bad guys are lighter than they

used to be. This is too easy. Now where's the

policeman and the reporter and the sugary mess holding them?

Yavkitchamitcha: What's that? Whoa!
Scott: I don't know. It's, it's...
Yavkitchamitcha: You can say it, since you're um you wrote it.


Mold: I can still spy on them even though
the mermaids and humans have me. ah HAHA!
just like I thought, they're only writers.

Time Travel Changer: You stopped me from
time traveling  but not from changing things.
There's the vulnerability. Mold, I have you.

Vulla Vila: What's wrong with this machine
I thought this would be a soft landing.
I'm here. Nothing to fear, now.

Kzahmuh: I'm hung up on
why are we called candy scientists?
oh it's a joke.
Khleba: I think it's a fantasy.
Chamomile: Fun!
Kzahmuh: We need to come
back to earth.
Khleba: Yeah, reality.






Scott: they want us to Feel self-conscious.
Yavkitchamitcha: and they want to
(try to) make doubt.
Scott: they can't write.
Yavkitchamitcha: they can only wrong.
Scott: Amen.
Yavkitchamitcha: women too.

Uladocha: Did you notice
her glasses, nice touch
to her outfit!
Meirohma: Yeah! OMG
no! What's she pulling out of
her pocket?
Uladocha: Zoom in
on hand of the woman.
Save Scott?

elsewhere
Kzahmuh: What did you put
in your pocket, Khleba?
Хлеба: nothing. wait. Nothing?
Where did it go?
Kzahmuh: What?

Хлеба: What's that sound?
Kzahmuh: You know.
It's a time portal, it's soft but sure.
Хлеба: I wouldn't have guessed that...
I thought it was the candy truck coming.
Kzahmuh: What's this song about
Vulla Vila?
I'm glad I saved and protected
our relationships, um our friendships.
Хлеба: yeah, or I'd only be eating pies.
and you'd be eating candy all alone.
Kzahmuh: all alone? Nooo!!
oh no, look Khleba, someone is
coming from the past. A time traveler.
I think it's Vulla Vila.


Vulla Vila: Damn, these glasses
keep falling down. When I get
there, someone's gonna get it!
2001, 2002, 2003 . . . 2015, 2016, 2017
2017, 2017, 2017  there's a problem

uh teyew ooh thee uh teyew
te whap whap whap!

Maybe I programmed this wrong.
or else he did it!

elsewhere, earlier
Who is that? She's smart and beautiful!
A red woman, I want to
grow to be just like her.

Scott - Vulla Vila

Scott - Vulla Vila

Chamomile: If you girls, um ladies, are
                  finished cleaning up the candy wrappers...
                  Look!
Хлеба: at what? I can't see anything.
Kzahmuh: I need to write this down.
              How come I can't see into the kitchen?
Chamomile: C'mere I'll show you.
Хлеба: Huh?
Chamomile: no, wow!
Kzahmuh: what wow?
Chamomile: Put your hand in there?
Kzahmuh: I can't.
Хлеба: I will. wait! I have this figured out.
Chamomile, we're not on The Waffle Planet anymore?
right?
Chamomile: no, that's wrong.
Kzahmuh: Here, let me see that, Khleba.
It's candy. This one's a candy, too.
Chamomile: Correct.
Kzahmuh: Why can't I see the kitchen.
Chamomile: That's because I filled it with candy.
Хлеба: A kitchen full of candy. I should have
thought of that myself.
Kzahmuh: and I helped write this story.
wait. I helped write this story?
I'm not a writer.
Хлеба: You are a writer.
Kzahmuh: then I'm writing that we're in trouble.
Хлеба: because we can't eat that much candy?
Kzahmuh: no, I think we can.
Хлеба: then what?
Kzahmuh: I need to talk to Scott and Yavkitchamitcha
and ask them.
Уовгитьчамыща: I'm right here. What do you
want to ask me?
Kzahmuh: okay, we have a big problem.
Vulla Vila went back in time and there's a chance
or it's likely that things are changing.
Уовгитьчамыща: things? What kinds of things?
Kzahmuh: uh actually people and relationships.
Уовгитьчамыща: How would we know this?
Wouldn't everything seem normal, the way it's
supposed to be?
Kzahmuh: Yes, normally it would, but
Уовгитьчамыща: but what?
Kzahmuh: this device
Уовгитьчамыща: What does it have to do with
this problem?
Kzahmuh: It protects what happened and no one can change it.

HAPPY MERMAIDS WEEKENDS!!

Kzahmuh: Eureka or something!
Хлеба: Dammit or nothing!
Kzahmuh: What?
Хлеба: We're out of candy.
Kzahmuh: Maybe we can write that into the plot.
Chamomile: not until you clean up this place,
candy wrappers everywhere! I'm the manager!
Хлеба: but you're a writer, Kzahmuh,
you're the best scientist I've ever known.
Kzahmuh: Thank you. Scott and Yavkitchamitcha
said I'm going to be Ima's assistant and I need
to do some writing too. I wrote this down, um
"save for
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
sorry to interrupt but that's my phone...
Cookie: oh eee heheee
Ima: Who is this?
I'm going to hang up!
Cookie: oh that's sweet.
Remember me?
Ima: no. but if I do
I'll try to forget you.
Cookie: I have your
policeman friend and
a reporter. He wants
to interview you.
Ima: interview me?
Cookie: Yes! He wants
to ask you about, um how
shall I say this, Wonder Woman.
Ima: Noooo !!
Cookie: You won't be
needed anymore.
Хлеба: hmm
save Scott.
I'll put that in
my pocket.
Hey, Kzahmuh,
what's that on
your K.V.
Kzahmuh: I forgot
to tell you that
Vulla Vila
accidentally grab(bed)
Changer's time travel
device. We have to get her.
Хлеба: Okay, I'll go with you.

Vulla Vila: Oh no! I didn't talk to
her before. I didn't think she liked me.
oh no, Kzahmuh was right, this could
change our relationships , everything.


Kzahmuh: It's my fault. Everything
is going to change. We might not
even
Хлеба: fit into our clothes?
Kzahmuh: that too, but no I meant
we might not even know each other.
Хлеба: When? After we meet in
the middle of this little giant
mountain of candy?
Chamomile: You guys are gonna
have to pick up all the candy
wrappers. You're making a mess.
Kzahmuh: I already did.
Pink Ima: Mess? Speaking of, um
well I need to get serious.
Ima: That would be a first.
Pink Ima: Shut up! Your Anything
should be ready, that's real.
Ima: Yes it is. I'm sorry.
Chamomile: That's the way
to do it, Ima. Be dignified.
Хлеба: Where's Travaia?
Travaia: I'm here.
Хлеба: Where have you been?
Travaia: I sent a search light
of

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: That's my phone.
Hello? Oh wow! Really?
Travaia: Who is it?
Ima: It's Yavkitchamitcha
from here. She saw your kisses, Travaia.
Уовгитьчамыща: I can't wait to
see Scott and Yavkitchamitcha.


Meirohma: Wake up, Ula.
Uladocha: What? Meia, where
are we?
Meirohma: Remember? We
just bought the Time Travel
Pinpointer.
Uladocha: Is that what it's called?
Meirohma: I don't know. They
said  we could call it whatever
we  want to.
Uladocha: What's this? It's Mom
driving away. I was so sad. Oh no!
Meirohma: What's wrong?
Uladocha: She's turning around...
Meirohma: and?
Uladocha: And she
never did that before,
something happened.
Who's that tall red woman?
She's beautiful.

One Lefted Pepper

Ima: What does
that mean? Their
writing is getting weird.
Хлеба: What, Ima?
Ima: I don't know. (sigh)

Travaia: mwuh mwuh
            mwuh mwuh
little, cute Travaia kisses
search-light lipstick
in the night time sky.
Scott! Yavkitchamitcha!
writers, where are you?

Уовгитьчамыща: What's that?!
Scott: um I don't know.
Уовгитьчамыща: mind I do know.
That was one freaking delicious kiss.
kisses are still amazing! and I was
getting worried.
Scott: I'm still worried but another
kiss wouldn't hurt. I'm glad you came back.
Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, I'm um I'm thinking
the timing isn't right. Can we turn on the
evening news?
Scott: Yes. Let me see, this is one of Kzahmuh's devices.
ooh wee ohooh ah okay something's wrong. News flash?!
Уовгитьчамыща: That's them, see? Number Joe
he's a policeman? and a reporter. Who's holding them?
He's , not him oh dangit  it's a Cookie, making a demand
that Wonder Woman appears. It's a trap! We already had
to fight them. Give me another kiss so I'm not worried!
Scott: okay but it'll cost you.
         I'm kidding.
Уовгитьчамыща: You better be.

buh wuhoo buh wuhoo
Where's Vulla Vila: Where am I?
No, this is impossible!

Mommy, I don't want to do all those exercises.
: You're just a little bright red girl.
I'm so sad, I wish somebody liked me. What?!
Who is that? She's beautiful!
A red woman, I want to
grow up to be just like her.

Vulla Vila: I hope she
I mean, hmm I hope I
didn't see me.

That red woman is cool.
I'm gonna stand up to those
bullies.

: Can you help me. They might
                      hurt us, they're
                      up to something bad.

                 I'll try. Do you
                 like me?
                 Yavki: Yes, I do.
                 but I don't know
                         you very
                         well yet.

Pink Ima: Pink does it...
Kzahmuh: Pink Candy?
Pink Ima: Neon Pink
Purpose Usurpus
or something.
Ima: and that
Ugimersht , you know
gives us whatever!
Kzahmuh: Ima, you seem to
know something.
Ima: thanks, I guess.
Kzahmuh: if two people
have the same belt buckle
and it's beautiful, does that
mean I should, I mean the one
person should like and try to help
the other one?
Ima: It depends, do they look alike?
Хлеба: and do both have the name Kzahmuh?
Kzahmuh: thanks for telling everyone
what I'm worried about.
Pink Ima: Like I said before, oh you
weren't here then.
Kzahmuh: What?
Pink Ima: I'll throw my pink
and make love win!
Kzahmuh: eww no
Pink Ima: You don't like love?
Kzahmuh: not what I saw them do.
Хлеба: what happened?
Kzahmuh: nothing
forget it.
I have to figure
out how to they got
here, in my
universe. Maybe
we can help them
get back when we leave.
First I'm gonna
have some candy.
Хлеба: I'll help you.
Ima: Eating everything in sight.
Хлеба: not everything.

Уовгитьчамыща:
Where's Scott?
and um my friend
Yavkitchamitcha?
Ima: Yeah, where?
that's the question.
Chamomile: I have
waffles, pies, and
Ima: candy?
Chamomile: Yes. candy.
but it's Kzahmuh's candy.
Where is Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: Where did
Vulla go? Wait a minute,
hmm let me think about this...
that was a time travel device,
rather crude or um
even a bit primitive.
I should call Ima, hmm
is she our leader now?
that makes me, Oh no!
I'm Ima's assistant.
This is gonna (be) hard.

Mermaid Helen: kuh ruh ah
ha bee or en ge jer kl rah
I don't wanna be a manager.
but if elected I will think
and take nice vacations.
but I'm nervous and scared.
Gertrude: Why are you scared,
sweety?
Mermaid Helen: ter,fact
fict. no I don't know in English.
Хлеба: What honey? say it in
your language.
Mermaid Helen: gu ah eeee
eeee ohduh kuh kl aap
uvsh eeee br, uh, br or aa...
Хлеба: She says that she's
a young mermaid, wrong
way in water, and it's
like stolen, um
Mermaid trafficking?!
Oh no!! She escaped!
thank God!

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: It's Scott!
Scott: Ima, are you okay there?
Ima: Yes, Yavki and Ann are back. Where are you?
Scott: There's a problem.
Ima: What's wrong?
Scott: Yavkitchamitcha
said there's a time for writing
and a time for fighting and put
her pen down and went
looking for that bad guy.

Kzahmuh: I'm tired and
need some candy
and I'm back guys
and girls.
Chamomile: Here
it is Kzahmuh. Just
like a mountain of candy.

Travaia
  Rocks!

rectangular-shaped
partial box (not pictured
                    here)
from:
 Ima

Travaia:
Thanks,
  Ima.
Ima:
You're
welcome,
Travaia.
Хлеба:
Now that's
love, I mean
friendship.
um at least
you're not
arguing.
Chamomile:
Have another
pie, Хлеба.
Хлеба: sure.
anytime. I love it.
Ima: that ugimersht,
Хлеба?
Хлеба: okay, yeah
I want that.






Uladocha: Buckle up!
Meirohma: Bitch I'm coming?
Uladocha: What?!
Meirohma: oh nothing. I saw that in a music video,
they're all famous.
Uladocha: oh that song, like a surgeon.  ha ha
Meirohma: yeah, I get it? we should have purchased
                 the pinpoint-the-past device and go-there
                 online.
Uladocha: They do have such a thing on the internet.
Meirohma: I don't think so, and they didn't hire us to spend
                                                      our time on computers.
Uladocha: They didn't hire us.






Time Travel Changer:
Now, what the hell
am I going to do with these
chocolates? I thought that I
could trick them.

At least I have this device
to get back and get her back
before she gets too superpowerful.
okay, program this in, yeah
I feel a bit too damned
nostalgic for such a BAD GUY!
               hahaha  oh he he.
               that's funny.

: puwa! Give me that!
Time Travel Changer:
You can't stop me
     Vulla Vila: I have it,
     Kzahmuh.
        ooo wuh ooo wah...

Time Travel Changer:
Where did she
         go?
Kzahmuh:
oh no, she's in
the past.
Now what am
I gonna do?!

Kim Petras Making Music of this Planet Better

It's a New Pop Music Reality as Kim Petras ties at No.1 with herself and has 4 songs in the 10 Best list including the first 3 songs.

Pop 10 Best of first half 2019

1. Kim Petras, Icy
1. Kim Petras, All I Do Is Cry
3. Kim Petras, Another One
4. Ashley O, Right Where I Belong
5. Iggy Azalea, Sally Walker
6. Chris Brown, Wobble Up ft. Nicki Minaj, G-Eazy
7. Zara Larsson, All the Time
8. Kim Petras, Broken
9. Liliac, Dancing in the Dark
10. Sam Smith, Normani, Dancing With A Stranger

with flowers
and chocolates
and dolls
and things
love is fun
more when
we're all dressed
for sex success , oh
and ooh here's something
we'll love to do
oh and ooh and yeah and true
tree and me and you and we
life is growing, branches out
fashion is fun, sugar dear
do I have your ear? Listen, let's love and love some more
when we're all dressed for...

Уовгитьчамыща:
bzzz ooht
bzzz ooht
it's me, Ima, hello?
Ima: haha, Yavki !
I'm glad you're back.
I heard you kicked
some ass.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Not just the ass, Ima.
Ima: hahaha...
You know, I'm so happy.
bzzz ooht
oh that's for real.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Is that Scott?
Ima: No, it's Kzahmuh.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Where is she?
Ima: I don't know but
she wants to know if
there's lots of candy.
Chamomile: Ima, there's
a whole bunch of candy
Superpower Grape Punch Candy
and the picture of this one here
looks like a super strange banana
but they say it's like mango flavor
and
Уовгитьчамыща: and what, Chamomile?
Chamomile: Starfruit and of course
ugimers fruits
Ima: Of course that ugimersht. I love it!
Wow! Is that all for Kzahmuh?
Chamomile: Did she save and protect?
Ima: Kzahmuh, are you still there?
okay,  did you save and protect?
Kzahmuh: Why did you ask me like that?
Yeah, I did um and I was saved
or brought back.
Ima: okay, whatever, there's a huge
little mountain of candy waiting
here for you, so hurry up!
Kzahmuh: I'll be right there!

Ann: do-do-do-do
  do-do-do-do-do...
      do-do-do-do
  do-do-do-do-do...

    :  don't
      ah ha ha ha
they can't see me.
I'll change what
happens into doesn't
       from
do to don't
does to doesn't
I hope they
can't see me.

Ann: do-do-do-do
  do-do-do-do-do...
Уовгитьчамыща:
Great tune, Ann!
We can make our
grand entrance!
ha ha of course
I'm joking.
knock. knock.
Хлеба: Who goes there?
Ann: Khleba, open the door.
Hurry! That villain could
be after us.
Хлеба: Are you afraid?
Ann: Of course not! Yavki
pounded them. I've never
seen such a flurry of punches.
but the villain escaped.
Уовгитьчамыща: and he
could be invisible.

: Damnit! they know
  I'm invisible. Hey somebody
  reversed us beating them.
: Nobody beats me !
  aaaerr ga dahmaah!
Kzahmuh: Nobody? okay
I've never been called that,
um I outwit the greatest
villains. It's a lot of fun!
    oh no! We time reset back to...

...oh no, they're kissing.
Wait! I need to go
invisible, and eww he
is giving her a ring?
Okay, um well it's not me,
it's me in the other
universe, at least he's
growing his hair longer.

Cookie: I can do this job,
boss. Mr. Changer, we'll
get her, now! Hey! Where
did she go? She disappeared.

Хлеба: Yeah! Come on in,
we're ready for a party!
Ann: Thanks Khleba. So are we!

Hours ago
Kzahmuh: Got him!
Haha I'm sure glad
I met you, Ann.
Ann: Who is that?!
Kzahmuh: I don't know.
but this person looks
a bit like me. wait. hmm...
What's this thing?
Ann: Don't touch it.
Kzahmuh: I already did...
ooh ee ooh woot ah ee ah
oot...
Ann: that sounds bad!
(like new)
Kzahmuh: So, this is what
happened? I guess I'm glad
they met each other. They saved me...

Kzahmuh: What's this? oh yeah,
my research on other writers in
other parallel universes...
What?!! Oh no, there are no other
Scott or Yavkitchamitcha writers.
I hope they're okay because
we need them to continue
writing our story.

Chamomile: Wow! That's a nice dress,

Gertrude. I like it very much.

Can I have one?

Gertrude: Sure, Chamomile. It has

secret pockets for your devices.

Chamomile: Yeah, I have a fun button.

It works, too.

Хлеба: That's funny, Chamomile.

Chamomile: I also have a new

blueberry pie!

Хлеба: Where?

Chamomile: Right here. But you already

have eaten too much.

Хлеба: No. I'm just getting started.

ugimers ugimers

ugimers ugimers...

Chamomile: Oh it's my phone!

Hello?

I wondered where you went.

Хлеба: Who is it?

Chamomile: It's the  woman

that was here.

Хлеба: woman?

Chamomile: Is, um

Is your name Vulla?

Yes, okay, what?!!

The policeman and

a reporter are what?

Хлеба, some bad man

has them, or something.

Where's Number Joe?

Хлеба: I think he went

outside to look around

and see if there were

any more problems.

Where's Ima? Did she

go out there too?

Chamomile: oh Vulla

did you mean Joe?

Vulla: Yes, it's him

and some reporter. I heard

him say, um ask that guy

if he thinks he's one of the best villain characters ever.

Chamomile:

really? What did he say?

Vulla: Something

about this being real.

Chamomile: 

Real?! Oh yes, it is.

Хлеба: What's real,

Chamomile? Oh that

blueberry pie, it sure does taste real.

Gertrude: This

new dress is

absolutely the best,

girls, and it's for

everywhere and

any occasion! It's

for fun of all kinds,

just use your

imagination. Even

if you're hoping to

meet an alien like

I am um like I want to

do or just the man of

your dreams...

don't condense

my waffles date

if you do, i will be

very mad at you

put some verys

on top of very

at the table

on my plate

in the bed

stay up late

in the morning

very very very

it's pouring verys

i'm pouring verys

on top of verys

it's raining the very, very

we're merry never to the contrary

very sweet like syrup

on top of my waffles

date all twenty four times seven

always continue to add and increase verys for the perfect waffles date.

Хлеба: Travaia, 

are you alright?

Travaia: (thinking) 

What should I do,

shock them with

my new lipstick?

Ima: I think she's

moving... Are you

awake Travaia?

Travaia: No.

Хлеба: haha yay!

famous Travaia is OK.

Travaia: (thinking)

famous? me? She's joking.

Maybe it's time for this

umwack

Hi everybody,

my name is

Travaia. This

is for our new

leader.

Ima: Who is

that, me?

Travaia: 

Waffles Date

lipstick, that

should bring

in Yavkitchamitcha,

Scott, Kzahmuh,

and The

Cool Shadow

twins.

Хлеба:

Travaia's

okay, yay!

Have

a pie!

Ima: Yavki and Scott,

Where are you guys?!

You're ruining my

waffle date!!

Hmm... the flashy lipsticker

is really out of it. How

unserious can you get?!

Travaia: (thinking with 

her head down, eyes closed

but not really asleep)

Flashy lipsticker, yes

indeed, she'll see that

I'm tired of being serious.

Watch out for the lips everywhere

flashing many colors. Then I'll do

my Ima is a talking doggy joke...

Uhrayuh:  Pongk!
pzuuu wuuee knituuu
Ima: What? is it?
Uhrayuh: Don't worry!
bwauwaw bwauwaw!!
Uhrayuh: Hello?!
are you there?
Eyaruh , dyo sci-oh
kuh ur puhkl escht ict
Ima: What?
Uhrayuh: She's not
there. It was her
assistant. I will
take this one in and
Mold: Where?!! no!
Ima: now you're afraid?
Mold: She's mean.
Uhrayuh: no, I'm not.
Ima: Well, Number Joe
is out of it because of
what he did.
Yavki and Scott aren't
here. I think he should
be returned to 2018?
Хлеба: Is that when
he escaped from...
Ima: we don't know.
Kzahmuh sent him
and that other one
back in time. To
rehabilitate, I mean
change them.
Хлеба: What's  wrong
with Travaia?
Hey, wake up! It's
time to party.
Uhrayuh: Oh she
is back. great.
tku'yu wuh ee lah
Eyaruh Did you talk
with the human
council about what to do?
Eyaruh: Yes. They sent
representatives/law officers.

Human-Mermaid
Council officer:
Hello. We're here to get
the escaped prisoner.
Ima: He's right here.
we hope we don't get
any more problems.
Хлеба: Time to party!
Chamomile: Here, Khleba,
you'll like these new pies!
Ima: Wow! ugimersht cream pie!

Chamomile: Hey, where's 

my fun button?

Ima: haha, Chamomile.

What?!

Chamomile: You girls

were sleeping and THAT

did it.

Ima: Mold ?! It's time

for him to go.

ugimers ugimers

ugimers ugimers

Ima: That's your phone,

Chamomile?

Chamomile: Yeah, I put

that on there coz it's

very sweet.

And your 

phone rings

like this

bzzz ooht

bzzz ooht.

Ima: Who is it?

Chamomile: It's Kzahmuh.

Ima: So ? What did

Kzahmuh say?

Chamomile: We'll all still

know each other and be friends.

And she is on the way here.

Хлеба: Nooooo!!! ?!!!

Travaia: What's wrong?!!

You woke me up.

Pink Ima: The mermaid

was singing about something sad.

It's horrible.

Хлеба: this is worse.

Travaia: Hey, wake him up!

Chamomile: I'll wave this

hot fresh waffle in front

of his face.

Travaia: Number Joe, I mean

policeman Joe, wake up and

take this, um this terrible person away.

Mold: Person? thank you

I like that you respect me.

Travaia: I don't respect you. They're going to lock you up

and throw

away the key.

Хлеба: oh no, 

I can't believe

this happened

or will happen.

oh noooo...

Travaia: What?

He has to go to jail

and don't let him out.

Хлеба: Not that.

(Whispering to Travaia...)

I saw in my mind Kzahmuh

in cutoffs and a t-shirt

talking to Scott but they

didn't really know each other.

Travaia: Where are we?

Mold: haha idiots You're right here!

Хлеба: Shut up!

It's a bad problem if true. I left THIS ON.
Travaia: What is that?

Kzahmuh: and this is what would

have happened. I'm not sure Changer

wanted to destroy superheroes, writers, or you.

Уовгитьчамыща (writer this universe):

You're doing a great

job, Kzahmuh. thanks.

Хлеба: Nooooo!!! ?!!!

Travaia: What's wrong?!!

You woke me up.

Pink Ima: The mermaid

was singing about something sad.

It's horrible.

Хлеба: this is worse.

Travaia: Hey, wake him up!

Chamomile: I'll wave this

hot fresh waffle in front

of his face.

Travaia: Number Joe, I mean

policeman Joe, wake up and

take this, um this terrible person away.

Mold: Person? thank you

I like that you respect me.

Travaia: I don't respect you. They're going to lock you up

and throw

away the key.

Хлеба: oh no, 

I can't believe

this happened

or will happen.

oh noooo...

Travaia: What?

He has to go to jail

and don't let him out.

Хлеба: Not that.

(Whispering to Travaia...)

I saw in my mind Kzahmuh

in cutoffs and a t-shirt

talking to Scott but they

didn't really know each other.

Travaia: Where are we?

Mold: haha idiots You're right here!

Kzahmuh: and this is what would

have happened. I'm not sure Changer

wanted to destroy superheroes, writers, or you.

Уовгитьчамыща (writer this universe):

You're doing a great

job, Kzahmuh. thanks.