Writers in a Strange
Section of Us

Уовгитьчамыща:
Where is Ima? I don't
see her.
Scott: I'm not sure.
Where are we?
Уовгитьчамыща:
I don't know. wanna kiss
again?
Scott: Yes.

Travaia: Did you guys
notice how pink it was and
now it's dark.
Gertrude: Yeah! Pink is better
to see dresses by, or
Jane or Jasmine:
What?! More trouble, look
above!
Gertrude: I thought you
solved our problem by
scaring away the bad guys.
Travaia: We gotta finish
these dresses. Anything?
Where's Anything.

Anything: This damn thing
doesn't work.

Хлеба: Pie on my face?
hehehe I doubt it.
Kzahmuhvision got one wrong.
Kzahmuh: but it was essentially
correct, me kissing Ann. the other me
and the other Ann.
Ann: icky. but I like you as a friend.

Уовгитьчамыща:
Are you going to cut
the label off, we gotta
get over to the pies and
candy restaurant.
Ima: I thought you
said to leave it on.
Oh, show me your fight suit
under your dress.
Уовгитьчамыща: It's really a swimsuit.
Ima: now you can easily win versus villains
and also win miss two universes...

Kzahmuh:
I'm why?
Хлеба:
I'm how...
Хлеба laughed
because who
knows where
this goes when
writers don't
know what.
Some what
seekers get
more from Wow,
so don't shed tears
for writers,
we could get it right
in another parallel

Kzahmuh: universe?
Хлеба: I think that's
what they mean.
Kzahmuh: but they're nice.
Хлеба: Where's Ann?
Kzahmuh: eww, uh she's kissing the me
from... hmm where could I possibly be from
to kiss a girl?!!
Хлеба: Ann is cute, though, right?
Kzahmuh: Yes. She's very pretty too
Ann: I'm right here. Can I go with you?
Хлеба: Yeah! We're just walking to get our pies and
candies. Of course you can come along. But I might get pie on my face.
Ann: hahaha I look forward to it.
Kzahmuh: Yeah, it's going to be
a memorable moment.
Хлеба: Pies, pies here I come...

Уовгитьчамыща: I'm waiting,
wanna see my beautiful dress?

Ima: PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
Let's have fun now...
Хлеба: no
Ima: quit raining
Хлеба: it stopped.
Ima: I meant YOU!
Хлеба: It's not raining, Ima,
take off your CAPS.
Ann: all CAPS.  hahaha
Ima: This is Yavkitchamitcha's
Party  PLUS !
Kzahmuh: Plus What ?
Хлеба: PIES !
Kzahmuh: CANDY !
Ann: What do I want? hmm...
(thinking)
Ima: I don't know, Ann. What do
you want?
Kzahmuh: What are you doing
with those scissors, Ann?
Ann: nothing
Ima said we need to clip off
Kzahmuh: my hair?!
Ann: NO!
Уовгитьчамыща: I'm waiting,
wanna see my beautiful dress?
Ann: Yes, Yavkitchamitcha,
I'm coming. I have to clip off
the tag or long dress description.
Ima: Yeah. I'll go with you, Ann.
Ann: OK sure, Ima.
Ima: Who's the designer?
Ann: It says...
Ima: What?! Travaia?! hahaha
Booft that's ridiculous!

Gertrude: You scared them away,
Jane or Jasmine.
Travaia: Yes, she did! Is that tail
real, Jane or Jasmine?
Jane or Jasmine: It's a long story.
You need to know our history.
Travaia: Yeah, I liked History
but I don't feel like I'm a part of it.







Хлеба: It's getting late.
Let's make this short.
Ima: okay, sure.
Хлеба: What on earth?!
Ima: It's a mini-skirt.
Хлеба: I can see that.
but it's Yavkitchamitcha's
day, night, and so forth...
Ima: oh.  Ann, is that
the dress description?
Ann: Yes, it is.
Ima: okay, um let me
see what this says.
Travaia: dress designer
Jane or Jasmine: model
and waiting for her friends
Ima: What?! Friends?
Хлеба: Those are the mermaids.
They come with the rain!
Ima: That's nonsense!
Хлеба: No it's not!
Ima: and, um
Gertrude: Fashion Feelings
speaker, and top Fashion model.
Kzahmuh: Good! I love it.
Ima: You love it!?
Please, wake me up.
Хлеба:  hehe
oh someone is knocking,
and I thought The Waffle Planet
was closed for the night.
Get the door, Kzahmuh.
waitress: Number 402
waffle for Хлеба.
Ima: You're kidding.
waitress: Number Ima, here's
your waffle too.
Ima: I didn't get
a number, but
Хлеба did?
Хлеба: I really
like this waitress,
she's so nice.
Who's at the door,
Kzahmuh?
Kzahmuh: No!
It can't be me
kissing Ann.
Kzahmuh (another one):
She's my girlfriend.
Ann (another): and
we're in love.
Хлеба: Yum! This waffle #402 is great!

Kzahmuh: You know what, I'm getting
hungry for candy (and I hope they don't
know what I'm thinking but I don't want
a haircut because I look like I have
short hair in the future, wait a minute
maybe me, but it sure looked like me.
But kissing Ann?! She's a girl, I like
guys, I like       )
Хлеба: Scott, where's Scott? I'm worried, Kzahmuh.
Kzahmuh: I'm thinking (yes, Scott. that's who I like.)
Уовгитьчамыща: Hi. How do you like my
new dress? I like the pretty
flowers, and beneath it I have
a sexy fight suit with
power pockets for all of our
advantage-us "beat the bad guys"
devices and anti-weapons.
Kzahmuh: I really have to do THIS
                 WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW!
                          WOW! WOW! WOW!
Хлеба: Oh yeah! Yay! Did you just do what I think
you just did?!!
Kzahmuh: YES! The 8 WOWs
or the 5 plus 3 WOWs of girl Super Power.

Pink Ima: How would you like
a pink surprise?
Mold: No! You're trying to turn
me good, and I'm mean and scary.
Pink Ima: Yes! You are, no more.
hehehe

Хлеба: NOW! I see him!
You got them! Yeah!
Pow to you, bye bye...
Kzahmuh: I set the year
to 2015. and hopefully
to the special police
project to stop evil villains.
Хлеба: good idea.

Jane or Jasmine: ulzss
ss thee kahwah zsay...
Gertrude: What? No!
Jane or Jasmine:
sie oh ay zhzhzhzh
Hi! I'm up here! See me?
Travaia: She's flying!
Gertrude: She's swimming!
Хлеба: She has a tail?
She's a rain mermaid?
I thought it was just a children's story.

Travaia: I hope someone
is writing this down.
Gertrude: Maybe you should.
Travaia: I thought
Jane or Jasmine was
going to model. She's standing
up there (Travaia pointing).
Gertrude: Are you okay,
Jane or Jasmine?
Travaia: Can you help us?
Jane or Jasmine: They
have Ima.
Travaia: Oh no! Who?!
I'll get 'em. (ooh ftah, falling)
Gertrude: Are you okay, Travaia?
Travaia: Yeah! but my dress is too long.
Jane or Jasmine: sstheee tuh wiiihhee...
Travaia: What did you say?!!
Jane or Jasmine: My sisters, my friends,
I mean, they're coming!
Travaia: We're your friends.
Jane or Jasmine: Yes, you are. for sure.

Kzahmuh: But that happens in
                less than 30 minutes.
                Then you have pie all over
                your face, Хлеба.
Ima: haha more funny stuff.
Хлеба: Don't laugh so much, Ima.
Ann: What's going on? I'm helping
        Yavkitchamitcha with her
        dress and hair. She's beautiful.
Ima: You look pretty in your dress, Ann.
Ann: Thanks Ima. Is Travaia still down
        there working on her dress with
        Jane or Jasmine and Gertrude?
Ima: Yes. Anything is trying to make
        the sizes right, but I can't contact
        Anything now.
Kzahmuh: scissors!... Хлеба, Nooo!!
Ann: Why are you afraid of scissors, Kzahmuh?
Хлеба: She is afraid of what will happen soon?
Ann: Really?
What will happen?
By the way, you
look very pretty,
Kzahmuh.
Хлеба: Don't
laugh, Ima.
Ima: I wasn't
going to
laugh. yet.

Kzahmuh:
I found out how
to find out if
Хлеба: if they
have my favorite
pies at the candy
and pies shop?
Kzahmuh: no.
but I prefer that
over this. Look!
Хлеба: bad guys
in Yakhoya. Nooo...
   oh no.
Kzahmuh: but it's
in the future.
Хлеба: in both
universes?
Kzahmuh: Yes.
Yours and Mine.
Хлеба: Oh, hi Ima
Ima: uh whooh
Хлеба: What's wrong?
Ima: I'm out of breath
I took the stairs. They
have little Ima.
Kzahmuh: Is she smaller
than you, Ima?
Ima: well, um no but
she loves pink.
Хлеба: true.
Kzahmuh: Who has her?
Ima: bad guys.
What are you looking at
on your
Хлеба: It's the Kzahmuh-
   vision to see the future.
Ima: What's going on there?
  Did Scott become my 
  boyfriend?
Хлеба: no. well, I don't know,
Ima. but whew! haha Yikes!
Kzahmuh, you like Ann, right?
Kzahmuh: yeah, why?
Хлеба: you're kissing her
Ima: hahaha...

Kzahmuh: Can we
do 30 minutes later
on here?
Хлеба: I don't know
but if we can, let's
do 1 hour later.
Kzahmuh: OK I like it.
Хлеба: sex?
Kzahmuh: Yeah!
and candy!
Хлеба: pies!
Kzahmuh: How is
that thing working?
Хлеба: We can see
if there's anything
around, like enemies...
Kzahmuh: allies too?
Хлеба: yeah,
benefits with friends.
Kzahmuh: you mean
friends with benefits?
Хлеба: we don't
have a talk show.
Kzahmuh: because
we're intelligent.
Хлеба: and sexy!
Kzahmuh: Throw that up
                  there! The clouds
                  are strange today,
                  this evening.
Хлеба: OK.  theweeooo...
  There's something on
  some commotion up there!
Kzahmuh: Can we go over
  to the candy and pies, and
  then come back and be
  superheroes?
Хлеба: Can we go to
  the future and see what
  happens first?
Kzahmuh: Ima came back up here
  to The Waffle Planet to put on
  her new dress. Scott helped
  her?! haha
Хлеба: then what happens?
Kzahmuh: We're eating
  lots of candy and pies, you
  have pie all over your face, and
outside. what?! oh my gosh!!
Хлеба: what happens?!
Kzahmuh: There's mermaids everywhere!...
or at
least
they look
like
mermaids
Хлеба:
really?!
I can't
wait!
Let's eat
and come
back in
1 hour.

Let me see

Scott: fill the
universe with girls
            because
Ima: They do a great job!
Scott: Yes. I like it!
Уовгитьчамыща:
    (this universe)
c'mon Ima. you
kissed Scott all over,
now you act like
a good girl, and smart.
Ima: Oh! I am, not all
over, just his face.
Scott: Is Yavki trying on her dress?
Ima: Yeah! Can I say, that's the
  end of season 3, or the 3rd year, or should I say
  we'll be right back?
Scott: What?! we need to get back up there...
Уовгитьчамыща: Up! oh yeah, to The Waffle Planet!
Ima: To The Waffle Planet!
        Where's our to-Where-Every Ship,
        Уовгитьчамыща? I thought your
        Хлеба was going to move it over here.
   cseyou ooht cseme oohooht cseyou ooht cseme oohooht
                Ima: Get the phone, Уовгитьчамыща.
Уовгитьчамыща: it's an ah um ehjabiter...
                Ima: eh . What?
Уовгитьчамыща: It's not
  the actual name. I can't
  tell you.
Ima: Answer the call.
Уовгитьчамыща: ok sure.
Hello Хлеба.
Хлеба: Yes. What?
Уовгитьчамыща: You called me.
and where are you? We've been
waiting for you to bring back
their spacedandtimeandmulti-
universeship.
Хлеба: but you told me you
didn't want them to leave
because you'd miss them so much.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Yeah! I will.
Ima: Will what?
Уовгитьчамыща:
   um I'll miss
     you guys.
Ima: really ? me too,
    I'll miss you, even
    pink Ima.
    wait! what's she doing?!
Уовгитьчамыща:
Flying down here from the
Waffle Planet.
Ima (Pink and Black colors):
Hearts for everyone in my
pink paradise evening!
Mold: Got her!
Уовгитьчамыща: Let her go! Now!
Ima: Write it down!
                 Scott
Scott: What?
Ima: hurry! To Be Cont.
  Put that with my name.
  What's Jane or Jasmine
  doing up there?
Jane or Jasmine: You! Let
  my friend go, right now!
Mold: It's her! We gotta get
out of here.
Time Travel Changer: What ?!
Mold: It's Uhrayuh !!
Ima:
to be
continued

Ima: Mы mikh muwh muwh muhh...
Scott: oh, (huhhuhhuh) thanks!
Ima: you're welcome!
Уовгитьчамыща: you kissed him?!
Ima: yeah.
Уовгитьчамыща: what did I say?
Ima: his lips are busy.
        his cheeks were available, right?



 

Уовгитьчамыща:
  Did you write it down, Scott?
Scott: okay, I will, um
Уовгитьчамыща:
You said it to me.
Scott: If I didn't have
Ima and Уовгитьчамыща
I wouldn't have anybody.
Ima: I was listening, Scott.
Really?! That's the nicest thing
I've ever heard. I'll tell Yavki.
Scott: I thought you were
trying on your dress.
Ima: Are you going to help me?
Scott: LOL
Уовгитьчамыща: Do what she says,
then write it down.
Scott: haha
Ima: It sure is pink here.
Scott: this is harder than I thought.
Ima: harder? what?
Scott: Writing
Ima: Why?
Scott: I mean writing down what
          I said. I meant when we
          first met I didn't have anybody.
Ima: oh and then?
Scott: then Kzahmuh, Хлеба
          and Travaia.
Ima: the science duo and the
        flashy lipsticker.
Уовгитьчамыща: this is good! hahaha
Ima: and I was always waiting
        for you on the beach in a bikini.
Scott: yeah. and Yavki.
Ima: Oh yeah, that's right.
Scott: and we talked about our
          fantasy of going to a waffle planet.
Ima: yeah that was fun!
Scott: those were the days!
Ima: I want to kiss you.
Уовгитьчамыща: no! his lips are
           busy.
Ima: ok I'm sorry, you're here
        Уовгитьчамыща.
Уовгитьчамыща: Yes. I am.
Ima: our Yavki wouldn't mind.
Уовгитьчамыща: Are you sure?  and
I'm not your Yavki. Take your pick.
Ima: ok I see what you mean.

Уовгитьчамыща:
     hi
Scott:
     hi
Уовгитьчамыща:
   mmiyh
Scott:
   What? wow!
Уовгитьчамыща:
  is it ok if I kiss you?
Scott:
  you already did.
         haha
Уовгитьчамыща:
   are you still on
   a date with Ima?
Scott:
   no, apparently not...
   she said she was
   going to help our
   Уовгитьчамыща.
   then she came up
   to The Waffle Planet
   with a dress for Ima
   and
Уовгитьчамыща:
   don't you want to help
   her change?
Scott:
     LOL that's funny...
Уовгитьчамыща:
     how do you like all the
     pink. the trees and sky,
     it's all with a pink, kind of
     glowing pink, almost vibrating.
Scott:
     haha yeah!
Уовгитьчамыща:
  but... well, it's pink
  except for those large
  dark or very dark
  things or objects, there.
Scott: Did you hear
    a man's voice?
Уовгитьчамыща
  Yes, I did.
       Mold: Changer,
    did you see that little
   flying creature. It's
Uhrayuh. the only thing
I worry about.
    Уовгитьчамыща: Does
    he mean Ima, I mean
    pinky Ima
    she flew up
     there.

  coqagik paraculam
 

Уовгитьчамыща:
Thank you, Ima.
Ima: You're welcome,
Уовгитьчамыща.
Уовгитьчамыща: I need to
  call Travaia. She's still down
  there trying to model dresses and
  get the right fit.
Ima (this universe): what?
  She'll like this...
Ima: What is that device?
Ima: I'm going to make the dim and dark
  evening turn pink.

Time Travel Changer:
  you messed up,
  Mold
Уовгитьчамыща
(this universe):
What? Huh?! I
know that voice.
I hope that man
       can't see me.
       I wonder what
          Scott's
           writing.
              What's
              Jane or
            Jasmine
              doing?!
       What's that
   strange noise?!
Уовгитьчамыща:
                             Where's
                           my friend
               Уовгитьчамыща?
Ima: Pink everywhere
Pretty hearts
decoration and...black spots?!!

        Time Travel Changer:
      What's with all the pink?
      Mold: Umm, I don't know.
      Kzahmuh: What's that
   moving out there and what's up
with Jane or Jasmine?
Хлеба: I don't know.

Put hearts over it
when your world
was written wrong
I wanna move away
from the verses of this song
once I'm out of the chorus
life will never bore us
when we put hearts all around
helps us land our plane
even in the rain
our fashion show is dry
life's pageant versus pie
giveme
a slice
for supremacy
we'll vie
to continue mind deep, in hearts...

code to reverse (had, hack) &*attack**
(invisible)
sserD nO kcattA
Mold: What happened?!!
Time Travel Changer: I thought you said you could do this, I don't know what kind of partnership this is going to be...
Mold: Sorry!
The Waffle Planet
Kzahmuh:
wow! My device
really works!
Уовгитьчамыща
your dress is beautiful!
Ima: Happy 3 years, Уовгитьчамыща!!! we love you!!!

Travaia: Huh?!?!!
What on Ear
Ima: What?
Travaia: th
Ima: What?
Travaia: Earth, Ima.
Ima: Are you joking,
            Travaia.
Travaia: I don't joke
          all the time.

Ima: but you goof off
  way too much...
Travaia: not any more
  than you do.

Time Travel Changer:
Ah haha those cute little
super idiots. I'll get them.
but who is that over there
in what kind of planet is that?!
Playing with a child's game.

Хлеба: What did Travaia say? Ima
Ima: I'll ask her.
Хлеба: You don't know what she said?!!
Ima: a bunch of gibberish, stupid stuff...
Хлеба: about, about what?
Ima: nothing. Are you still playing
        some game?
Хлеба: I told you it's important!
Ima: okay, sure.

Time Travel Changer:
I hope they can't see me. Another couple
of idiots, I'll get them, too. Then they'll be got
and whatever planet that is will be No More!

Kzahmuh: Хлеба?
Хлеба: Yeah? What?
Kzahmuh: Are we still
going to your country?
Хлеба: I don't own it,
but yeah, you mean
are we going to
      Yakhoya?
Kzahmuh: Yeah,
that's what I meant.
Хлеба: Yes. we can.
Ann: Can I go too?
Хлеба: sure, Ann.
I don't wanna go
until I get this device
finished.
Ann: okay, it's interesting!

Time Travel Changer:
    Ah ha they can't
       see me...
    Yes, it is
  interesting! Yakhoya?! sounds like a Too Nice place! Maybe I can change that.

Ima: Come in, Travaia!
I can't hear you...
Хлеба: We ought to go
down there! What did
she say?
Ima: She's making stupid
jokes. Anything is standing,
she said
Хлеба: What?

Travaia: This dress

  is getting wet, Yavki.

Уовгитьчамыща: 

  I know, but you're

  making excuses.

Travaia: OK but it's because

  it's too big for me.

Уовгитьчамыща: 

It's for Kzahmuh or

Хлеба: they'll like it.

Travaia: I think it's

too big for them, too.

What's Jane or Jasmine

doing? Yavki

Уовгитьчамыща: 

I don't know, Travaia,

but maybe she's not

cut out for this, I mean

being a fashion model.

Gertrude: sure she is, Yavki, 

but she's worried or upset,

I don't understand it though.

Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, okay

at least we have finished the

dresses for me and Ima.

Travaia: What about

my dress?

Уовгитьчамыща: 

Anything is working

on the sizes.

Gertrude: He did a

good job!

bonk thwonk bingkbingk

thewwuhh

The Waffle Planet

Ima: What's the noise?

I haven't heard that noise

before...

Scott: Yeah, I don't

know and I'll probably

Ima: Don't worry, Scott,

I think you wrote it

down perfectly.

Back at the Dresses/Fashion Show.

Travaia: What's that light

and smoke!

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht

Travaia: oh Ima is calling.

Hello, Ima?! Are you there?

Ima: What's that

light and smoke down there?

Travaia: I don't know.

Anything: Hello Travaia!

Anything: My name

is Anything.

Ima: What's going on 

down there, Travaia?!

Who is that you're

talking to?

Travaia: It's Anything.

He's Standing right here...

Уовгитьчамыща
    (the writer, this
      universe):
  Can I be first
        today?
   Scott, How is
    it going writing
    down what the
    girls are doing?
Scott: Great! Yes,
          you can.
I am having a
big problem writing
down that noise.
Did you hear it,
Уовгитьчамыща?
Уовгитьчамыща:
Yes, I did. Get out
the napkin you wrote
it on before.
Scott: OK I will. It's
a paper towel and I think
I wrote down that noise(s)
or sounds wrong.
Уовгитьчамыща: It's okay
  maybe it's a foreign language.
Ima: or a for rain language.
Уовгитьчамыща: ha ha Ima,
    but this isn't funny!
Ima: I wasn't trying to be funny!
oh no!
Scott: What, Ima?
Ima: That's not
    my purpose!  grr
       but...
Хлеба: Yay!
Scott: okay, I have
    it, let me look...
Хлеба: Yipee
   Yai ay!
Scott: What
   Хлеба?
Kzahmuh: She see things!
                      sees
Ann: haha,
   Kzahmuh.
close to The
Waffle Planet.
zzz whee sss
                      <
      and Here
Scott: Is that
the sound or noise?
Уовгитьчамыща:
Yes, I think so
   maybe (above.)
Scott no, that's a mic
     and Gertrude was doing a
     fashion show.
Ima: What? Without me?
Scott: I'll explain later.
Ima: You always say
  something like that.
Хлеба: Still in love, Ima?
Ima: Yes I am, Хлеба...
   but (as I wanted to say)
   that's a great sign and I'm
   very happy for you and Kzahmuh.
Ann: Me too and hungry!
Scott: I found that noise
          bahhn guh vizz

      close by
Anything: Going out?
     oh syrup! I wanted to
     say damn it but that's
     taken and not original

     and Here
Ann: What's that strange light
   and smoke coming out of Anything?!
Хлеба: Thanks Ima. Wow! I'm happy...
"Candy & Pies Are
     Your Purpose"
Ima: like I told you, not my purpose
  but I'm happy for you girls. but what's wrong with Anything?

Ima: What's that you're doing?
Хлеба: nothing
Ima: You're doing something,
  I see your fingers moving.
Хлеба: it's not important.
Ima: What?
Хлеба: It's a game.
Ima: ok. but maybe it's more
  than a game. i'm in charge.
Хлеба: no you're not.
Ima: give me a report: what
  did you see just now, up
  there in the sky.
Хлеба: do you believe in myths?
Ima: no. well yes, i believe
  they're myths.
Хлеба: and fairy tales?
Ima: yeah, they're fun.
  okay, but what are you up to?
  report! right now.
Хлеба: it will help us anticipate
  threats and know where they are
  coming from and our location at
  any given time, so we can quickly
  make decisions to deal with
  bad guys.
Ima: good!
What do you
call it?
Хлеба: I don't know,
can I use
a variation of my name? haha.
Ima: why don't
you call it, I can't
see it?
Хлеба: Yeah, you're right. It's invisible.

Ima: You're writing
        on napkins?
Scott: Paper towel
Ima: but you'll transfer
        it to paper or type
        it up.
Scott: Yes.
Ima: Did you pay for all
      the waffles?
Scott: We're running a
          Waffle tab...
Ima: OK.
Scott: Where's Ann?
Ima: She's coming.
  Did you know Хлеба
  had five waffles and
  she never was called a
waitress: Number Scott
Ima: hahaha
waitress: I'm serious.
   It's hot and delicious.
Ima: Let's eat it, Scott.
Scott: OK
Хлеба: Can I have
             some?
Ima: Хлеба, stop now
  or you won't be super.
Хлеба: You're wrong!
Kzahmuh: Hey, do you
  hear that, it's raining.
  HARD!!
close by
zzz whee sss
Уовгитьчамыща:
    There's something wrong
    with the mic.
Travaia: you're hurting my ears,
    Gertrude.
Gertrude: sorry, I never did the speaking before.
Уовгитьчамыща: oh, here comes Jane or Jasmine.
   She's beautiful in that dress, she's a good model.
Travaia: wow! I agree. but it's raining and...  (over)

ee hee ah ha  who are those idiots down there,
this will be easy. Superheroes? you gotta
be kidding...
i'll just punch some more holes in the
space-time-universe stack ... then i'll expand
my rule from moisture and mold to all
ee hee ah hem yeahh!!
^
^
 ^Somewhere

Gertrude: Okay is this better?
               Jane or Jasmine is in a beautiful
               new dress designed not only to be
               eye-catching and elegant but for
               comfort and also its practical, ladies!
Travaia: Perfect, Gertrude!
Уовгитьчамыща: but I sure hope no one
      is watching! I'm getting hungry and I don't
      look super right now! Let's hurry up and
      go get waffles. oh no, our date?!

It's really coming down now...
Gertrude: I've never seen this much rain, ladies.
       You'll love our next dress with pockets
       for gadgets that will make you your
       most super ever!
              (thinking: what's Jane or Jasmine
               doing? Is that rain worship?!)
хсеоуеххоцчхсеай
meanwhile in The Waffle Planet restaurant
Хлеба: What's that sound?
Ima: Kzahmuh said it's rain on the roof.
Хлеба: Yes. but the other sound.
Ima: I don't here anything.
                  hear
bahhn gah vizz
Хлеба: and that noise.
    I'll look outside.
Whoa! the sky! something's
moving up there!
Ima: it's
        rain
          ing?!

Ima: Scott, did you ever think
        you would meet someone
        like me?
Scott: No, I didn't. but I'm sure
          glad we did meet.
Ima: What do you like about me?
Scott: Everything.
Ima: Remember my Taco Bell Dog
        impression, or voice I do.
Scott: Yeah, it makes me laugh.
           I love it.
Ima: Really?! Thanks.
 bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: oh Yavki , she's calling again...
Scott: You can answer it.
Ima: Hi Yavki.
((: хсеоуеххоцчхсеай   хсеоуеххоцчхсеай
Ima: Yavki, are you there?
((: click!
Scott: What did she say?
Ima: There was a bunch of noise, and
         then she hung up!
Scott: Can you call her?
Ima: Yes. but there's a PROBLEM!!
Scott: Do you want to continue
          our date later?
Ima: Yes, Scott. Let's get the girls and go
        over to Anything and see what's wrong!
Scott: Okay. sure.
Ima: C'mon Kzahmuh, Хлеба, and Ann.
There's a problem
Yavki called me
but something isn't
right and I'm upset.
Kzahmuh: Sure,
let's go help Yavki.
Ima: Thanks.

Уовгитьчамыща:
I will be there soon, Ima.
Ima: Hi Yavki. good!
Уовгитьчамыща: We have some surprises,
                              guys.
Ima: What?!
Уовгитьчамыща: Surprises, (that) means I'm
                          not going to tell you now.
Ima: Okay. Kzahmuh and Хлеба
                 are goofing off, talking
                 about mermaids fantasy.
Уовгитьчамыща: It's not a fantasy, Ima.
    and those two girls care about you. They
    helped create the Waffle Planet for you.
   How do you like it?
Ima: Really?! They did?? Hmm I love it!!
Yum! Oh yeah, I have to show Anything
what we're doing...
Travaia: I'm coming there soon too, Ima.
Is Ann there now?
Ima: Yes, Why?
Travaia: I let her
try on some of my
new waffle lights
lipstick.
Ima: Oh no!
Travaia: Are you okay?
Ima: I suppose so.

Ima: (thinking) What's he gonna say next?
Scott: (thinking) What's she gonna say next?
another table
Kzahmuh: Hmm I'm bored. Oh, Хлеба,
you left your sharing-thoughts device on.
Хлеба: Yeah! Oh no, is that bad?
Kzahmuh: Maybe?! um mermaids,
mermaids, mermaids... are you thinking
about mermaids? Хлеба
Хлеба: Gee, the device works, and um
mmm mwach mwach, this is a good waffle,
yes I am thinking about mermaids.
Kzahmuh: and Jane or Jasmine?
Хлеба: Yes. I don't understand it though.
Kzahmuh: There's Ann.
               Ann, how are you?
Ann: I can't find Number Joe.
Хлеба: I don't like the look of this, maybe
      it will wind up an action-thriller or
      suspense...
Kzahmuh: or a mystery. we need a cartoon
               dog to help us.
Хлеба: hehehe Look at the romantic comedy
           over at table Ima.

Ima: What's a mermaid?
          Хлеба, you guys can go over there (pointing)
          and talk about mermaids, but this is my
          date with Scott.
Хлеба: Ok Ima, but I thought you'd want to know
Ima: Know what?
Хлеба: I'll tell you later, Ima.
Kzahmuh: Let's go, Хлеба, we need to talk about
                      this device and what you did to it.
Ima: Where did Scott go?
Kzahmuh: There he is, Ima.
Ima: Oh, hi
Хлеба: and she means  HI !!!  (great big Hi)
Ima: thanks for explaining that to him, Хлеба.
Scott: Hi ladies.
Хлеба: Hi Scott!
Ima: bye Хлеба.
Хлеба: just for now.
Scott: Can you?
Ima: What Scott? anything...
Scott: a bite of you waffle
Ima: sure honey, take several!

khseeohueekhochkhseeay
Khleba
Хлеба: What's going on? What's
     that sound?
Kzahmuh: Like I said, it's
     Jane or Jasmine... she's crying?!
Хлеба: No, it's not her.
Kzahmuh: It's her. I told you.
Хлеба: It can't be.
Kzahmuh: Why not?
Хлеба: Because (in shock)
Kzahmuh: Because what?
Хлеба: Because it's a mermaid.

Date
Ima: Scott, are you hungry?
Scott: Yes, Ima. very hungry
Ima: This is our date.
Scott: Yes, it is.
Ima: Feel this!
Scott: Wow! Now that's what
             I call a
Хлеба: a hot bod?
Scott: no, a waffle! 
Хлеба: hahaha with syrup! Yummy 
Scott: Are you going to be on our date
             with us?
Ima: No she's NOT!!
Kzahmuh: There's a problem, guys! 
Ima: What? This is my date... our date! 
Kzahmuh: oh yay! check out the view 
                      out the window. 
Хлеба: candy and pies. wow!
Ima: No! No. Noooo
Scott: Don't worry, 
Ima, they'll go there
during our date. 
Ima: Where's Yavki? 
Kzahmuh: getting ready but Jane or Jasmine 
is sad, crying or whistling,
or something...

Ima: I'm very happy our waffle
       date is here at last.
Уовгитьчамыща (this universe) :
     Remember, Scott, we just write
     what the girls do and we don't
     write their lines.
Ima: I've been waiting for
       my waffle. What's going on?
       Where's Scott? I'm in love
       with him and stuff.
Ann: Where's Number Joe,
         I thought he was investigating
         the attacker?!
Waitress: Number Ima! Your
              waffle's ready!
Ima: Number Ima?
Хлеба: hahaha that's funny
Ima: not really.
Ann: What, did she run out of numbers?
Хлеба: hahaha
Waitress: 114 is where our numbers
               stop.
Хлеба: hahaha You know
            about 115, right?
Ima: Grr... my date?!! (is bad so far)
Хлеба: Don't look at me. I've only
            had 3 waffles.
Ann: And I only 
        helped her
        (eat) a little bit.

Ima: Is this episode 
   over? I sure hope so.
Уовгитьчамыща (this universe) :
   Good! Good! Wonderful!
   See, Scott, this is what I meant.
   She did something and you
   wrote it down.
Scott: Yeah! I get it now,
  it feels very natural.
Ima: Feel this!
Хлеба: hahaha that's funny!

heart LOVE
Waffle Party
+
Candy and Pies
Kzahmuh: Is it time for Candy and Pies Day yet?
Хлеба: Yes, it is! My pies plus your candy!
Ima: This is our date day.
Kzahmuh: Thanks for inviting us.
Ima: What?! It's just Scott and me and that's all.
Уовгитьчамыща: Wrong! Ima
Ima: I'm sorry, Yavki. You too.
Хлеба: Us too?
Ann: I want to go along!
Travaia: I'm back guys, like my new lipstick?
Jane or Jasmine: I helped her.
Gertrude: I came up with the idea.
Travaia: Yeah! It's great!
Waffle date lights flash love! lipstick
Ann: haha cute!
Ima: No! You'll ruin my date.
Хлеба: No. I want to do that!
Ann: That's a good outfit, Хлеба.
Хлеба: I'm not wearing anything.
Ima: Horrible!

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3. Ariana Grande, No Tears Left To Cry
4. Abbey Glover, I’m Cold-hearted
5. Drake, God’s Plan
6. Halsey, Alone ft. Big Sean, Stefflon Don
7. Imagine Dragons, Whatever It Takes
8. Post Malone, Psycho ft. Ty Dolla $ign
9. Nicki Minaj, Barbie Tingz
9. Zedd, Maren Morris, Grey, The Middle
10. Bazzi, Mine
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