Sunday, December 30, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща: 
Hi. My name is
Yavkitchamitcha.
Can we share this part
of the beach with you?
Mermaid:
Hi. My name is
Helen. Yes, are you
the leader?
Ima:
Hi. My name is
Ima. She's the leader
and I'm assistant leader.
Уовгитьчамыща:
um thanks, Ima.
Helen: I like
it here. Nice beach! but
I have to tell you something.
Ima: about danger?

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: It's Travaia calling
Уовгитьчамыща:
Okay, yeah you should
talk to her
Ima: Okay, it'll just be a minute.
Yes, what's going on at P.H.?
Travaia: There's someone investigating
this right now. Where's Scott, I wanted
to tell him what they're doing.
Ima: He went to the store.
Travaia: okay. Ask Yavkitchamitcha
if she's ever heard of this name:
Ima: Yeah, alright, what is it?
Travaia:   Vulla Vila
Ima: Yavki, Travaia wants
to know if you've heard of
Vulla Vila.
Уовгитьчамыща: What does
she look like?
Ima: What does she look like?
Travaia: Tall, beautiful, red,
and they think she is the one
behind the attack.
Ima: She threw the pie at Хлеба?
Travaia: No. She sent someone to shoot us.
Ima: Who threw the pie?
Travaia: It's a long story.
It was her sister.
Ima: I can't wait to hear the long version.

Monday, December 24, 2018

   :You're going to be the Universe's REAL GIRL.

          : You Mean...RED GIRL

Friday, December 21, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща: What's the name of
this story now, Scott, the girl's are
goofing off again?
Scott: yeah that's a good one, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща: Remember dear,
we represent the universe.
Scott: I agree, that sounds beautiful...
Уовгитьчамыща: Ima already did
her thing with you
Scott: LOL
Уовгитьчамыща: on the Waffle Date,
you know I meant that, right?
Ima: Yes, he did Yavki. What are
you guys talking about? I'm here too.
Scott: Yes, we're sorry.
Yavki: No. I can't be sorry, Ima.
You saw my dress.
Ima: Yes. It's beautiful.
Уовгитьчамыща: thanks. so, see,
I want a nice, happy Waffle Date, too.
Ima: Are you flirting with Scott?
Уовгитьчамыща: I hope so.
Ima, where's Travaia?
Ima: She took that violent creep
down to the police because I guess
they don't come out here.
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Уовгитьчамыща: You better answer
your phone, Ima.
Ima: okay. Hello?
Pink Ima: It's me.
Ima: Are you okay?
Pink Ima: There isn't much to eat
around here and I'm getting hungry.
Ima: I think there's some restaurants.
Хлеба, do you know Yakhoya?
Хлеба: Yeah, but it's not my Yakhoya.
Remember we're in Kzahmuh's
parallel universe...
Ima: ask Kzahmuh then since she's
from here.
Kzahmuh: I heard you. I've never
been to Yakhoya.
Have the Yavkitchamitcha from
here call her, Хлеба (Khleba)
and
Ima: We'll call Хлеба and, hey Khleba
you have a sister, right, so I'm guessing
this Khleba does too.
Kzahmuh:
Meanwhile,
I'll try to figure
out how to get
you back here,
Ima.
Pink Ima:
Thanks girls,
oh I see a sign
advertising SHAKES
and I'll be over at that place.

Хлеба:
Is she still
on the phone?
Kzahmuh:
Yeah. We're
trying to bring
her back, while
she's ordering
a milkshake.
Pink Ima:
I have it, mmm
it's delicious.
Хлеба:
Hi, Ima, there's
a restaurant
close to that
shake place. I can't
remember the name.
Pink Ima: oh yay!
I see it, thanks. I'll
go there next.
Хлеба: sure
             bye.

Monday, December 17, 2018

Хлеба: oh chocolates!
Kzahmuh: What? Хлеба...
Yes! I Love Chocolate.
Хлеба: I know! I have an
idea! um
Kzahmuh: What? (an) idea, great!
Хлеба: Bzzz Ooht , um wait
I know
      Yakhoya Bzzz Ooht
            Choco Late!!
Kzahmuh: I thought you liked pies?
Хлеба: Yes! my science, physics & inventions
partner.
Like and Love!
Kzahmuh:
Candy is All
Хлеба: Pies Forever!

Sunday, December 16, 2018

Ima: Can we talk to her?
Ann: You mean the Mermaid?
         Her name is Helen.
         Yes, she loves to talk.
Ima: I'm gonna ask her
        about the debt.
Хлеба: We can pay it off
             with kisses.
Ann: What? really? I'll try it
        with...
Ima: You won't or I'm going to
        compete with you.
Kzahmuh: sounds fun, but we need
         to find out what she means by danger.
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: I gotta answer my phone.
       Hello?
Pink Ima: I have
a big problem.
I don't know where
I am.
Ima: I'll get Kzahmuh
Hey, Kzahmuh. She's
lost (whispering:
What did you do, send
her along with those
creeps.)
Kzahmuh: (whispering)
I don't know. Хлеба, have
you heard back what
happened when we
sent those
two, um villains, you
know, back to 2015?
Хлеба: no, didn't hear
back.
Kzahmuh: Ima,
we'll figure this out.
Are you in another
area?
Pink Ima: I think so.
oh wait, Yakhoya?
Kzahmuh: Yakhoya?!!
Хлеба: dammit, Kzahmuh!

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Travaia: Is that pie Travaiangular?
Scott: no, but
Ima: Scott wants to say it's the
favorite pie of mermaids everywhere.
Хлеба: hahahahaha  whatever!
Ima: whatever to you too!
Travaia: Travaia likes it.
Ima: What's that you're doing,
        Travaia?
Travaia: Trying to increase
              our speed.
Хлеба: Ima's already fast enough.
Ima: She means the speed of
Anything: Anything.
Ima: the speed of Anything. correct.
Хлеба: tomaytoe tomahtoe
            whatever.
Ima: hahaha  Anything, something's
the matter with your voice,
I can barely hear you.
Хлеба: that's coz you took
             your bra off.
Ima: err haha.
        I meant his voice is so light.
        I have a hard time hearing him.
Anything: sorry. I tried to get
outside of myself.
Хлеба: Ima should give
             that a try.
Ima: or we can be friends.
Хлеба: Yes, remember...

Saturday, December 08, 2018

Ima: What's wrong?
Scott: Nothing. It's early, what's
          going on?
Хлеба: There's another mermaid.
Ann: Yeah. She's beautiful.
         How are you, Scott?
Scott: I'm okay, Ann. Still a bit tired.
Kzahmuh: Hi there, Scott.
Scott: Hi there, Kzahmuh.
Travaia: Hi Scott.
Scott: Hi. How are you, Travaia?
          Dresses look great!
Travaia: Yeah, thanks!
Хлеба: What's that noise?!
Уовгитьчамыща: I've heard it before.
Хлеба: Do you have it, Travaia?
Ann: Have what?
 bahng ghh
Ima: Dammit, I wrote that down
wrong, or did I? sorry if I did.
(well, I don't know...)
Ann: Good shot, Travaia.
        Got him!
Хлеба: You stopped those bullets
in mid-air, and turned him into
a statue.
Travaia: Just for convenience,
he's just not moving, he'll be okay.
Хлеба: okay, but what's that
snapping sound?
Ima: oh I just unsnapped my bra.
Ann: Me too.
Уовгитьчамыща: I would say
me three, but I'm getting a call
from Yavkitchamitcha.
Ima: What did she say?
Уовгитьчамыща: I didn't answer
it in time. What?! Khleba hasn't
landed yet. She was fired on by another
aircraft...
Ima: And? And what happened?!
Уовгитьчамыща: She had
to land far from here. And
then she went to get
some fast food with
The Cool Shadow.
The Cool Shadow: I'm right
here, guys.
Уовгитьчамыща: the other one.
The Cool Shadow: Yeah. We went
out for shakes before.
Kzahmuh: 
Where's Chamomile,
guys?
Scott: oh um, what 
did she say,
Уовгитьчамыща?
Уовгитьчамыща:
Getting prepared to
re-open the candy
and pie restaurant.
Хлеба: thank God!
you look pretty good without a bra, Ima.
Ima: thanks, I guess.
Ann: Do I look good too, Khleba?
Хлеба: Yeah. Happy, pretty, free.

Ima: I wanted to be here.
Хлеба: I'm here too.
Ima: You're a good friend.
Хлеба: Thanks. You're my friend, too.

Thursday, November 29, 2018

Ima: thwew knok
   thwew knok
Scott: Helen? that's
my gr...don't tell
them, Scott. okay,
Yavkitchamitcha
It's your birthday,
I um uh it's haha
it's your
    kuuhh  uhh
      kuuhh
Ima: thwew knock
  what honey?
Scott: Helen, you're
a mermaid. I like you.
Where are you from?
Kzahmuh: oh  um
I'm so warm. Mom!
I have to go, we're
traveling to Almicroburaya...
I'm warm... oh nice!
Хлеба: wake up! Ann is...
What are you doing Ann?
Ann: Cleaning off this section
of the bedroom beach.
Ima: Why?
Ann: There's a mermaid here
and she said something bad is
going to happen and
Kzahmuh: bad? happen where?
here? Why are you looking at me, Ima?
Ima: Oh we fell
asleep. Scott's still
sleeping.
Kzahmuh: I'm getting up!
Ima: You slept under his
left arm...
Kzahmuh: and you under
his right arm, or right
side.
Хлеба: clever! haha.
Ima: Who's the mermaid.
Ann: Her name is Helen.
Ima: She's beautiful!!!
Is her tail real?
Travaia: We're back, guys
after a long time, I know.
Ima: So you're a dress designer now,
and flashy lipsticker!
Travaia: Yes, you love me!
Who's the mermaid? Is
She real?
Ann: Yes, she's real, Travaia.
Gertrude: Hi. I'm here
for morning dress modeling.
Ima: Yeah! Can you make
breakfast?
Gertrude: Not unless
I take off my dress.
Хлеба: oh Wow!
Gertrude, you're sexy.
Jane or Jasmine: Is that
another
Ima: What, Jane or Jasmine?
Jane or Jasmine: I meant, a mermaid...
Хлеба: Yes,
it's another
mermaid. Wink!
Уовгитьчамыща:
I hope Scott wakes up
soon because I want to
make out with him!
Ima: Shut up! I'll arm
wrestle you, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Okay, sure, we can if you want.
Хлеба: You ladies, stop it!
There's a mermaid over there!
Ima: Yeah, she's on our Bedroom Beach!

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Kzahmuh: What time
is it, Ima, I'm getting
tired.
Ima: I don't know,
Kzahmuh...Late!
Хлеба: Yeah, feels
like it too. I need
some sleep.
Ima: After how
many waffles, Хлеба?
Хлеба: I lost count.
Уовгитьчамыща:
I'm here, guys.
This is the pie and
candy restaurant?
Kzahmuh: Both
and neither, it seems.
Хлеба: I got a
damned pie on my
face. He didn't have
very good aim...
The Cool Shadow:
Don't worry! I have
him.
Kzahmuh: I'm
worried and nervous.
Хлеба: About what?
Kzahmuh: 2019. It's almost here.
Chamomile: Will I be there? I hope so.
Kzahmuh: You will, Chamomile. Maybe you can be our secret agent.
Chamomile: Oh yeah,
I like secrets.
Ann: I do too. This will
be fun.
Ima: Yeah, don't leave out fun.

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

               : Pow! Wham! Meow!
                 Gotcha sucker!
               : You made those sounds
                 with your mouth?
                 Didn't you.
               : Didn't is a word I don't like.
                 but yes, I did.
               : What does that screen say.
               : There are enemies.
               : Where?
Uladocha: Pow! Wham!
                 Right there, at the end
Meirohma: the end, of what?
Uladocha: my fist.
Meirohma: around the side  FIVE!
Uladocha: haha kick some ass!
Meirohma: watch out, director
                  or whatever/whoever
                  will be saying it's not a good...
Uladocha: Pow! Whatm!
                not a good superhero movie?
                It's not a movie!
              : Yakhoya will never
                be the same.
Meirohma: Who said that?
                 I can't see you.
              : Oh I'm sorry...
                 I'm invisible.
Uladocha: Invisible?
Chamomile: My name is Chamomile.
                  I'm from the Year 2019.
Chamomile: and her name is Melissa Lemonbalm.
Uladocha: Pretty names.
Melissa Lemonbalm: thanks.
Meirohma: We heard you have
                 waffles.
Chamomile: Yeah. We do. Melissa
will help you. I have to go back to 2019
for a few
minutes...

Monday, November 05, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща:
What's that
you're looking at,
Kzahmuh?
Ima: Yeah, we just
got here.
Ann: Did you clip
the tag off Yavki's
dress, Ima?
Ima: No, she likes
to wear our love
for her.
Kzahmuh: It's
what we did?!
Ima: Why the
question.
Kzahmuh: You
just knocked out three
bad guys, or you will very soon.
Ima: Oh okay, that sounds like fun!
Ima (cont.): oh I see, that's
what's on Kzahmuhvision.
And Хлеба has pie on her
face.
Хлеба: No, I don't.
Pow! Pie-ow!
Хлеба: Who threw the pie
at me?
Pow! I got him! Don't worry.
Ima: It's the waffle waitress.
Scott: Her name is Chamomile
But she won't be the waitress much longer.
Хлеба: Why not, Scott?
I like her.
Ima: She said Number Ima
to me. She doesn't like me.
Уовгитьчамыща (this universe
and writer): She just ran out of numbers.
and she likes you, Ima.
Scott: yeah, she likes you.
Ima: So why won't she be
the waitress.
Scott: because we're promoting
her to manager of all our
restaurants.
Хлеба: We love her, don't
we guys.
Kzahmuh: Yes, we sure do,
but Хлеба you look pretty with pie on
                                            your face.
Хлеба: Don't try anything.
Kzahmuh: I wasn't gonna kiss you.
Chamomile: Do I have to hold
him 'til the cops
get here?
The Cool Shadow: No, I
                                 will!
Chamomile: Wow! a real man...

Friday, November 02, 2018

Invisible Landing Strip
Field overhead - See a Different You
                        Anything (says): Do
Do your few chores, change the future
Kzahmuh was   ?   , Ann was   ?
They are alive and well
Let's go eat dessert
It's more than dessert
Love wasn't developed by our team
Just the technology to overcome observable obstacles
but Love can't be detected by science
we, in defiance, open our hearts to possibilities
love isn't a thing
but if you insist
it's the thing we can never run out of
to do

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Writers in a Strange
Section of Us

Уовгитьчамыща:
Where is Ima? I don't
see her.
Scott: I'm not sure.
Where are we?
Уовгитьчамыща:
I don't know. wanna kiss
again?
Scott: Yes.

Travaia: Did you guys
notice how pink it was and
now it's dark.
Gertrude: Yeah! Pink is better
to see dresses by, or
Jane or Jasmine:
What?! More trouble, look
above!
Gertrude: I thought you
solved our problem by
scaring away the bad guys.
Travaia: We gotta finish
these dresses. Anything?
Where's Anything.

Anything: This damn thing
doesn't work.

Хлеба: Pie on my face?
hehehe I doubt it.
Kzahmuhvision got one wrong.
Kzahmuh: but it was essentially
correct, me kissing Ann. the other me
and the other Ann.
Ann: icky. but I like you as a friend.

Уовгитьчамыща:
Are you going to cut
the label off, we gotta
get over to the pies and
candy restaurant.
Ima: I thought you
said to leave it on.
Oh, show me your fight suit
under your dress.
Уовгитьчамыща: It's really a swimsuit.
Ima: now you can easily win versus villains
and also win miss two universes...

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Kzahmuh:
I'm why?
Хлеба:
I'm how...
Хлеба laughed
because who
knows where
this goes when
writers don't
know what.
Some what
seekers get
more from Wow,
so don't shed tears
for writers,
we could get it right
in another parallel

Kzahmuh: universe?
Хлеба: I think that's
what they mean.
Kzahmuh: but they're nice.
Хлеба: Where's Ann?
Kzahmuh: eww, uh she's kissing the me
from... hmm where could I possibly be from
to kiss a girl?!!
Хлеба: Ann is cute, though, right?
Kzahmuh: Yes. She's very pretty too
Ann: I'm right here. Can I go with you?
Хлеба: Yeah! We're just walking to get our pies and
candies. Of course you can come along. But I might get pie on my face.
Ann: hahaha I look forward to it.
Kzahmuh: Yeah, it's going to be
a memorable moment.
Хлеба: Pies, pies here I come...

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Ima: PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
Let's have fun now...
Хлеба: no
Ima: quit raining
Хлеба: it stopped.
Ima: I meant YOU!
Хлеба: It's not raining, Ima,
take off your CAPS.
Ann: all CAPS.  hahaha
Ima: This is Yavkitchamitcha's
Party  PLUS !
Kzahmuh: Plus What ?
Хлеба: PIES !
Kzahmuh: CANDY !
Ann: What do I want? hmm...
(thinking)
Ima: I don't know, Ann. What do
you want?
Kzahmuh: What are you doing
with those scissors, Ann?
Ann: nothing
Ima said we need to clip off
Kzahmuh: my hair?!
Ann: NO!
Уовгитьчамыща: I'm waiting,
wanna see my beautiful dress?
Ann: Yes, Yavkitchamitcha,
I'm coming. I have to clip off
the tag or long dress description.
Ima: Yeah. I'll go with you, Ann.
Ann: OK sure, Ima.
Ima: Who's the designer?
Ann: It says...
Ima: What?! Travaia?! hahaha
Booft that's ridiculous!

Gertrude: You scared them away,
Jane or Jasmine.
Travaia: Yes, she did! Is that tail
real, Jane or Jasmine?
Jane or Jasmine: It's a long story.
You need to know our history.
Travaia: Yeah, I liked History
but I don't feel like I'm a part of it.







Хлеба: It's getting late.
Let's make this short.
Ima: okay, sure.
Хлеба: What on earth?!
Ima: It's a mini-skirt.
Хлеба: I can see that.
but it's Yavkitchamitcha's
day, night, and so forth...
Ima: oh.  Ann, is that
the dress description?
Ann: Yes, it is.
Ima: okay, um let me
see what this says.
Travaia: dress designer
Jane or Jasmine: model
and waiting for her friends
Ima: What?! Friends?
Хлеба: Those are the mermaids.
They come with the rain!
Ima: That's nonsense!
Хлеба: No it's not!
Ima: and, um
Gertrude: Fashion Feelings
speaker, and top Fashion model.
Kzahmuh: Good! I love it.
Ima: You love it!?
Please, wake me up.
Хлеба:  hehe
oh someone is knocking,
and I thought The Waffle Planet
was closed for the night.
Get the door, Kzahmuh.
waitress: Number 402
waffle for Хлеба.
Ima: You're kidding.
waitress: Number Ima, here's
your waffle too.
Ima: I didn't get
a number, but
Хлеба did?
Хлеба: I really
like this waitress,
she's so nice.
Who's at the door,
Kzahmuh?
Kzahmuh: No!
It can't be me
kissing Ann.
Kzahmuh (another one):
She's my girlfriend.
Ann (another): and
we're in love.
Хлеба: Yum! This waffle #402 is great!

Friday, October 05, 2018

Kzahmuh: You know what, I'm getting
hungry for candy (and I hope they don't
know what I'm thinking but I don't want
a haircut because I look like I have
short hair in the future, wait a minute
maybe me, but it sure looked like me.
But kissing Ann?! She's a girl, I like
guys, I like       )
Хлеба: Scott, where's Scott? I'm worried, Kzahmuh.
Kzahmuh: I'm thinking (yes, Scott. that's who I like.)
Уовгитьчамыща: Hi. How do you like my
new dress? I like the pretty
flowers, and beneath it I have
a sexy fight suit with
power pockets for all of our
advantage-us "beat the bad guys"
devices and anti-weapons.
Kzahmuh: I really have to do THIS
                 WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW!
                          WOW! WOW! WOW!
Хлеба: Oh yeah! Yay! Did you just do what I think
you just did?!!
Kzahmuh: YES! The 8 WOWs
or the 5 plus 3 WOWs of girl Super Power.

Pink Ima: How would you like
a pink surprise?
Mold: No! You're trying to turn
me good, and I'm mean and scary.
Pink Ima: Yes! You are, no more.
hehehe

Хлеба: NOW! I see him!
You got them! Yeah!
Pow to you, bye bye...
Kzahmuh: I set the year
to 2015. and hopefully
to the special police
project to stop evil villains.
Хлеба: good idea.

Jane or Jasmine: ulzss
ss thee kahwah zsay...
Gertrude: What? No!
Jane or Jasmine:
sie oh ay zhzhzhzh
Hi! I'm up here! See me?
Travaia: She's flying!
Gertrude: She's swimming!
Хлеба: She has a tail?
She's a rain mermaid?
I thought it was just a children's story.

Tuesday, October 02, 2018

Travaia: I hope someone
is writing this down.
Gertrude: Maybe you should.
Travaia: I thought
Jane or Jasmine was
going to model. She's standing
up there (Travaia pointing).
Gertrude: Are you okay,
Jane or Jasmine?
Travaia: Can you help us?
Jane or Jasmine: They
have Ima.
Travaia: Oh no! Who?!
I'll get 'em. (ooh ftah, falling)
Gertrude: Are you okay, Travaia?
Travaia: Yeah! but my dress is too long.
Jane or Jasmine: sstheee tuh wiiihhee...
Travaia: What did you say?!!
Jane or Jasmine: My sisters, my friends,
I mean, they're coming!
Travaia: We're your friends.
Jane or Jasmine: Yes, you are. for sure.

Monday, October 01, 2018

Kzahmuh: But that happens in
                less than 30 minutes.
                Then you have pie all over
                your face, Хлеба.
Ima: haha more funny stuff.
Хлеба: Don't laugh so much, Ima.
Ann: What's going on? I'm helping
        Yavkitchamitcha with her
        dress and hair. She's beautiful.
Ima: You look pretty in your dress, Ann.
Ann: Thanks Ima. Is Travaia still down
        there working on her dress with
        Jane or Jasmine and Gertrude?
Ima: Yes. Anything is trying to make
        the sizes right, but I can't contact
        Anything now.
Kzahmuh: scissors!... Хлеба, Nooo!!
Ann: Why are you afraid of scissors, Kzahmuh?
Хлеба: She is afraid of what will happen soon?
Ann: Really?
What will happen?
By the way, you
look very pretty,
Kzahmuh.
Хлеба: Don't
laugh, Ima.
Ima: I wasn't
going to
laugh. yet.

Friday, September 28, 2018

Kzahmuh:
I found out how
to find out if
Хлеба: if they
have my favorite
pies at the candy
and pies shop?
Kzahmuh: no.
but I prefer that
over this. Look!
Хлеба: bad guys
in Yakhoya. Nooo...
   oh no.
Kzahmuh: but it's
in the future.
Хлеба: in both
universes?
Kzahmuh: Yes.
Yours and Mine.
Хлеба: Oh, hi Ima
Ima: uh whooh
Хлеба: What's wrong?
Ima: I'm out of breath
I took the stairs. They
have little Ima.
Kzahmuh: Is she smaller
than you, Ima?
Ima: well, um no but
she loves pink.
Хлеба: true.
Kzahmuh: Who has her?
Ima: bad guys.
What are you looking at
on your
Хлеба: It's the Kzahmuh-
   vision to see the future.
Ima: What's going on there?
  Did Scott become my 
  boyfriend?
Хлеба: no. well, I don't know,
Ima. but whew! haha Yikes!
Kzahmuh, you like Ann, right?
Kzahmuh: yeah, why?
Хлеба: you're kissing her
Ima: hahaha...

Monday, September 24, 2018

Kzahmuh: Can we
do 30 minutes later
on here?
Хлеба: I don't know
but if we can, let's
do 1 hour later.
Kzahmuh: OK I like it.
Хлеба: sex?
Kzahmuh: Yeah!
and candy!
Хлеба: pies!
Kzahmuh: How is
that thing working?
Хлеба: We can see
if there's anything
around, like enemies...
Kzahmuh: allies too?
Хлеба: yeah,
benefits with friends.
Kzahmuh: you mean
friends with benefits?
Хлеба: we don't
have a talk show.
Kzahmuh: because
we're intelligent.
Хлеба: and sexy!
Kzahmuh: Throw that up
                  there! The clouds
                  are strange today,
                  this evening.
Хлеба: OK.  theweeooo...
  There's something on
  some commotion up there!
Kzahmuh: Can we go over
  to the candy and pies, and
  then come back and be
  superheroes?
Хлеба: Can we go to
  the future and see what
  happens first?
Kzahmuh: Ima came back up here
  to The Waffle Planet to put on
  her new dress. Scott helped
  her?! haha
Хлеба: then what happens?
Kzahmuh: We're eating
  lots of candy and pies, you
  have pie all over your face, and
outside. what?! oh my gosh!!
Хлеба: what happens?!
Kzahmuh: There's mermaids everywhere!...
or at
least
they look
like
mermaids
Хлеба:
really?!
I can't
wait!
Let's eat
and come
back in
1 hour.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Let me see

Scott: fill the
universe with girls
            because
Ima: They do a great job!
Scott: Yes. I like it!
Уовгитьчамыща:
    (this universe)
c'mon Ima. you
kissed Scott all over,
now you act like
a good girl, and smart.
Ima: Oh! I am, not all
over, just his face.
Scott: Is Yavki trying on her dress?
Ima: Yeah! Can I say, that's the
  end of season 3, or the 3rd year, or should I say
  we'll be right back?
Scott: What?! we need to get back up there...
Уовгитьчамыща: Up! oh yeah, to The Waffle Planet!
Ima: To The Waffle Planet!
        Where's our to-Where-Every Ship,
        Уовгитьчамыща? I thought your
        Хлеба was going to move it over here.
   cseyou ooht cseme oohooht cseyou ooht cseme oohooht
                Ima: Get the phone, Уовгитьчамыща.
Уовгитьчамыща: it's an ah um ehjabiter...
                Ima: eh . What?
Уовгитьчамыща: It's not
  the actual name. I can't
  tell you.
Ima: Answer the call.
Уовгитьчамыща: ok sure.
Hello Хлеба.
Хлеба: Yes. What?
Уовгитьчамыща: You called me.
and where are you? We've been
waiting for you to bring back
their spacedandtimeandmulti-
universeship.
Хлеба: but you told me you
didn't want them to leave
because you'd miss them so much.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Yeah! I will.
Ima: Will what?
Уовгитьчамыща:
   um I'll miss
     you guys.
Ima: really ? me too,
    I'll miss you, even
    pink Ima.
    wait! what's she doing?!
Уовгитьчамыща:
Flying down here from the
Waffle Planet.
Ima (Pink and Black colors):
Hearts for everyone in my
pink paradise evening!
Mold: Got her!
Уовгитьчамыща: Let her go! Now!
Ima: Write it down!
                 Scott
Scott: What?
Ima: hurry! To Be Cont.
  Put that with my name.
  What's Jane or Jasmine
  doing up there?
Jane or Jasmine: You! Let
  my friend go, right now!
Mold: It's her! We gotta get
out of here.
Time Travel Changer: What ?!
Mold: It's Uhrayuh !!
Ima:
to be
continued

Monday, September 10, 2018

Ima: Mы mikh muwh muwh muhh...
Scott: oh, (huhhuhhuh) thanks!
Ima: you're welcome!
Уовгитьчамыща: you kissed him?!
Ima: yeah.
Уовгитьчамыща: what did I say?
Ima: his lips are busy.
        his cheeks were available, right?



 

Thursday, September 06, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща:
  Did you write it down, Scott?
Scott: okay, I will, um
Уовгитьчамыща:
You said it to me.
Scott: If I didn't have
Ima and Уовгитьчамыща
I wouldn't have anybody.
Ima: I was listening, Scott.
Really?! That's the nicest thing
I've ever heard. I'll tell Yavki.
Scott: I thought you were
trying on your dress.
Ima: Are you going to help me?
Scott: LOL
Уовгитьчамыща: Do what she says,
then write it down.
Scott: haha
Ima: It sure is pink here.
Scott: this is harder than I thought.
Ima: harder? what?
Scott: Writing
Ima: Why?
Scott: I mean writing down what
          I said. I meant when we
          first met I didn't have anybody.
Ima: oh and then?
Scott: then Kzahmuh, Хлеба
          and Travaia.
Ima: the science duo and the
        flashy lipsticker.
Уовгитьчамыща: this is good! hahaha
Ima: and I was always waiting
        for you on the beach in a bikini.
Scott: yeah. and Yavki.
Ima: Oh yeah, that's right.
Scott: and we talked about our
          fantasy of going to a waffle planet.
Ima: yeah that was fun!
Scott: those were the days!
Ima: I want to kiss you.
Уовгитьчамыща: no! his lips are
           busy.
Ima: ok I'm sorry, you're here
        Уовгитьчамыща.
Уовгитьчамыща: Yes. I am.
Ima: our Yavki wouldn't mind.
Уовгитьчамыща: Are you sure?  and
I'm not your Yavki. Take your pick.
Ima: ok I see what you mean.

Wednesday, September 05, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща:
     hi
Scott:
     hi
Уовгитьчамыща:
   mmiyh
Scott:
   What? wow!
Уовгитьчамыща:
  is it ok if I kiss you?
Scott:
  you already did.
         haha
Уовгитьчамыща:
   are you still on
   a date with Ima?
Scott:
   no, apparently not...
   she said she was
   going to help our
   Уовгитьчамыща.
   then she came up
   to The Waffle Planet
   with a dress for Ima
   and
Уовгитьчамыща:
   don't you want to help
   her change?
Scott:
     LOL that's funny...
Уовгитьчамыща:
     how do you like all the
     pink. the trees and sky,
     it's all with a pink, kind of
     glowing pink, almost vibrating.
Scott:
     haha yeah!
Уовгитьчамыща:
  but... well, it's pink
  except for those large
  dark or very dark
  things or objects, there.
Scott: Did you hear
    a man's voice?
Уовгитьчамыща
  Yes, I did.
       Mold: Changer,
    did you see that little
   flying creature. It's
Uhrayuh. the only thing
I worry about.
    Уовгитьчамыща: Does
    he mean Ima, I mean
    pinky Ima
    she flew up
     there.

  coqagik paraculam
 

Saturday, September 01, 2018

Уовгитьчамыща:
Thank you, Ima.
Ima: You're welcome,
Уовгитьчамыща.
Уовгитьчамыща: I need to
  call Travaia. She's still down
  there trying to model dresses and
  get the right fit.
Ima (this universe): what?
  She'll like this...
Ima: What is that device?
Ima: I'm going to make the dim and dark
  evening turn pink.

Time Travel Changer:
  you messed up,
  Mold
Уовгитьчамыща
(this universe):
What? Huh?! I
know that voice.
I hope that man
       can't see me.
       I wonder what
          Scott's
           writing.
              What's
              Jane or
            Jasmine
              doing?!
       What's that
   strange noise?!
Уовгитьчамыща:
                             Where's
                           my friend
               Уовгитьчамыща?
Ima: Pink everywhere
Pretty hearts
decoration and...black spots?!!

        Time Travel Changer:
      What's with all the pink?
      Mold: Umm, I don't know.
      Kzahmuh: What's that
   moving out there and what's up
with Jane or Jasmine?
Хлеба: I don't know.

Friday, August 31, 2018

Put hearts over it
when your world
was written wrong
I wanna move away
from the verses of this song
once I'm out of the chorus
life will never bore us
when we put hearts all around
helps us land our plane
even in the rain
our fashion show is dry
life's pageant versus pie
giveme
a slice
for supremacy
we'll vie
to continue mind deep, in hearts...

Monday, August 27, 2018

code to reverse (had, hack) &*attack**
(invisible)
sserD nO kcattA
Mold: What happened?!!
Time Travel Changer: I thought you said you could do this, I don't know what kind of partnership this is going to be...
Mold: Sorry!
The Waffle Planet
Kzahmuh:
wow! My device
really works!
Уовгитьчамыща
your dress is beautiful!
Ima: Happy 3 years, Уовгитьчамыща!!! we love you!!!

Friday, August 24, 2018

Travaia: Huh?!?!!
What on Ear
Ima: What?
Travaia: th
Ima: What?
Travaia: Earth, Ima.
Ima: Are you joking,
            Travaia.
Travaia: I don't joke
          all the time.

Ima: but you goof off
  way too much...
Travaia: not any more
  than you do.

Time Travel Changer:
Ah haha those cute little
super idiots. I'll get them.
but who is that over there
in what kind of planet is that?!
Playing with a child's game.

Хлеба: What did Travaia say? Ima
Ima: I'll ask her.
Хлеба: You don't know what she said?!!
Ima: a bunch of gibberish, stupid stuff...
Хлеба: about, about what?
Ima: nothing. Are you still playing
        some game?
Хлеба: I told you it's important!
Ima: okay, sure.

Time Travel Changer:
I hope they can't see me. Another couple
of idiots, I'll get them, too. Then they'll be got
and whatever planet that is will be No More!

Kzahmuh: Хлеба?
Хлеба: Yeah? What?
Kzahmuh: Are we still
going to your country?
Хлеба: I don't own it,
but yeah, you mean
are we going to
      Yakhoya?
Kzahmuh: Yeah,
that's what I meant.
Хлеба: Yes. we can.
Ann: Can I go too?
Хлеба: sure, Ann.
I don't wanna go
until I get this device
finished.
Ann: okay, it's interesting!

Time Travel Changer:
    Ah ha they can't
       see me...
    Yes, it is
  interesting! Yakhoya?! sounds like a Too Nice place! Maybe I can change that.

Ima: Come in, Travaia!
I can't hear you...
Хлеба: We ought to go
down there! What did
she say?
Ima: She's making stupid
jokes. Anything is standing,
she said
Хлеба: What?

Monday, August 20, 2018

Travaia: This dress
  is getting wet, Yavki.
Уовгитьчамыща: 
  I know, but you're
  making excuses.
Travaia: OK but it's because
  it's too big for me.
Уовгитьчамыща: 
It's for Kzahmuh or
Хлеба: they'll like it.
Travaia: I think it's
too big for them, too.
What's Jane or Jasmine
doing? Yavki
Уовгитьчамыща: 
I don't know, Travaia,
but maybe she's not
cut out for this, I mean
being a fashion model.
Gertrude: sure she is, Yavki, 
but she's worried or upset,
I don't understand it though.
Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, okay
at least we have finished the
dresses for me and Ima.
Travaia: What about
my dress?
Уовгитьчамыща: 
Anything is working
on the sizes.
Gertrude: He did a
good job!
bonk thwonk bingkbingk
thewwuhh
The Waffle Planet
Ima: What's the noise?
I haven't heard that noise
before...
Scott: Yeah, I don't
know and I'll probably
Ima: Don't worry, Scott,
I think you wrote it
down perfectly.
Back at the Dresses/Fashion Show.
Travaia: What's that light
and smoke!
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Travaia: oh Ima is calling.
Hello, Ima?! Are you there?
Ima: What's that
light and smoke down there?
Travaia: I don't know.
Anything: Hello Travaia!
Anything: My name
is Anything.
Ima: What's going on 
down there, Travaia?!
Who is that you're
talking to?
Travaia: It's Anything.
He's Standing right here...