part 2 of Cookie Story

Vulla Vila: That was easy!
Ima: Your breath is sweet too.
       Wow! and Yow!
Хлеба: They're back!
           Time to party!
           Break out the Ugijuice,
          *registered trademark
           of old Mister Ugimers.
Ima: Oh that ugimersht
        or what, huh I'm mad and stuff.
Хлеба: Mad? Why?
Ima: Yavki and Scott aren't here.
Уовгитьчамыща: Yes, we are, Ima.
Ima: Where are the Cool Shadows ?
The Cool Shadow:
Right over there
Уовгитьчамыща:
How do you like it, Ima?
Ima: This is a cool device.
Уовгитьчамыща:
yeah! That way they can
hold Cookie until
Number Joe eat
his waffles.
Ima: What happened?
How did Vulla Vila
stop Cookie? Oh yeah
this is for
children?
It's been
edited
out!
Happy Super-     
          heroes
          Day!
from
Ima and
all of
us.

Cookie Story

maybe, hmmm...maybe, yes let's begin
this story with maybe...
"Wow! What a silly dream," mumbled Ima
with her friends listening.
"Hey. Ima, are you awake?" Khleba asked.
"No. Of course not," Ima replied with
a bit of anger in her expression yet
basically under control.
"Who's talking? I don't see you,"
Ima added.
"I told her to take off that dress
once she became invisible, but I forgot
she wasn't near the clothes closet,"
Kzahmuh said. And also, "We went
way back to the past, when or where
we thought Vulla Vila would be,
but we couldn't find her. She was
there as a child and what do you
think she was thinking, about you?"
"I'm I'm um I don't know.
It looked like she admired my dress,"
Khleba laughed in words, "but
I guess it's not funny"
"True. And why do you guess?"
said Kzahmuh.
Chamomile broke into the
conversation with "Waffles!
Waffles! Waffles!"
"Sure, Chamomile, I'll take two,
but first Khleba answer my
question," continued Kzahmuh.
"because it's gonna change things,"
said Khleba.
"and people, Vulla Vila, us, and
our friendships, and our ability
to stop bad guys, um horrible
villains like Cookie,"
added Kzahmuh.
"This is a good conversation,
and arguments are a very
big part of human relations,
but I'm hungry, my waffle
is getting cold, not hot anymore
anyway, and (Ima was cut off
in her long sentence or paragraph.
"What's Vulla Vila doing? on the
Kzahmuhvision screen?..." Chamomile asked.
Cookie Child chimed in "I'm scared
of that big, mean Cookie."
"Don't worry. You're safe here,
honey," Ima comforted the
young Cookie.
Cookie Child was visibly afraid.
"Why are there two of them?"
Since we're guessing, Khleba,
I guess it's from the parallel universe,"
Kzahmuh went slightly out on the limb with.
"So then, kind of like
let Cookie fight
with himself,"
said Ima. "Oh yeah,
maybe, hmm... maybe
yes. Possibly. Sounds
like action, suspense,
or something."
Khleba added, "Is
this a story idea or the
daily news?"
And Ima, "It could take more
than a day."

Cookie Story

[ ...waiting... ]

1.  What are we waiting for?
2.  Start watching, okay...
- so, are they saving the world?
Я Protecting the planet the people and

Vulla Vila: are there any dogs here?
Cookie: dogs? oh dogs, no why?
seee the ew  see the ew
Cookie: what? How did you do that?
pih buh buh wsh wsh wsh
        where? Where did the decorations
        all
Vulla Vila: go? I don't understand it,
but your weapons are ineffective

Ima: I like watching at home ,
I mean in The Waffle Planet. That
flower. It's anti-weapon number one. Cool!!
Ann: But I feel like
someone is watching us.
Ima: That's a strange
feeling. I hope they
appreciate our work.
Chamomile: Here's another
waffle, Ima. Enjoy! 

Scott: We better get back. Those bad guys are bad
and mean but Ima's gonna be mad.
Yavkitchamitcha (writer): Yeah this is just
like a fairy tale for kids with a happy ending,
um you know, plus Ima. haha
Scott: I thought you said just write
what the girls do... Ima, Yavki and
Yavkitchamitcha: Yes, but I needed
to laugh because...
Scott: because crying's no fun?
Yavkitchamitcha: and we're getting too
serious.
I'll call Ima back.
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: wow! It's my phone, that's sure
beauty to my ears. Put it in the
hall of fame of phones.
Ann: What, Ima?
Ima: It's our writer Yavkitchamitcha.
Yavkitchamitcha (writer): We're coming back
for the party! and want to have fun!
Ima: It's a Waffles Date!
Yavkitchamitcha (writer): Plus
Ima: Plus what?
Yavkitchamitcha (writer): Plus a heroes Party
Ima: Super
Yavkitchamitcha (writer): Super what?
Ima: heroes. We're superheroes.
Yavkitchamitcha (writer): I'm a writer.
What should I write about what
happened? I stopped some bad guys.
Ima: Really? That's cool.
So then, you're a Writer Plus.
Yavkitchamitcha (writer): Yes, that is a plus
Thanks. Where's Vulla Vila? Is she okay?
Ima: Yes. I think so anyway.
Travaia used some of her
new or recent inventions.
The Cookie Compound or
Cookieoid factory is walled in.
They can't get out.
Ann: Is that Number Joe
in there, too?
Ima: Yes he is. And as soon as
he gets another waffle,
he's gonna take those two
villains to hell.
Ann: Did you mean jail?
Ima: Okay, there first.
Yavkitchamitcha (writer):
Did you mean Mr. Mold
and Mr. Time Travel Changer?
Ima: Yes that mean gross moldy man
and that creep changer. Bad, bad, yuck!
Ima: It makes you wonder
how they got so bad.

Uhrayuh: Well, we're
almost ready. I just
got a message to wait up
until the cop gets here.
What are you looking at?
I don't see anything.
Mold: haha dough boy
Cookie has his work cut out
for him. but he has the
cake and cookie decorations.
Time Travel Changer: Yeah,
haha based on some physics
and our experiments, too.
Uhrayuh: You're bragging
about your bad stuffs
you're doing?
Mold: Yes we are, mermaid
woman.
Uhrayuh: I'll show you
mermaid women. Let's go!
No waffles for you!
but first, I have
this!
Mold: What?! Changer,
she has our records and
some oh very eye-catching
posters... Wanted for
blowing up the Chem. lab.
Just part of it. That wasn't
our fault. We only wanted to
get somewhere in life.
Uhrayuh: You are and you will!!
          

Flower (over)
  +

Anything: like cake and
cookie decorations ?

[ … waiting … ]

  Got 'em !!
  I am Travaia …


Moments ago
Ima: What is Travaia
doing out there?
We better help her.
Oh it's travaiangles…
wow! oh well, I didn't
wanna have to fight.
bu wushsh wah!
Chamomile: What
did Travaia do this time?
Ima: um wah wha good
waffle, Chamomile, just
like the time Travaia
stopped the dirty mean Mold
man's bad men fighters
the time before. Did you?
Chamomile: Yeah. I served
them waffles. So I have to
um you know...
Ima: Yes, but
Cookie is mean
and dangerous
so be careful.
Chamomile:
I will. oh there's
Number Joe and
Vulla Vila.
There s
They're okay.
I'm happy.
Wait! There
are two Cookies
and and and
Ima: And what?
Chamomile:
Two Joes
and two of
Vulla Vila.

Cookie:  Me Me |
hey, something stopped m m
I can't say m m
Vulla Vila: sure you can.
What do you want?
Cookie: everything.
Vulla Vila: haha you are scum.
Cookie: what?
Vulla Vila: nothing
just sayin'

ещё !!

Cookie: ah O what is that thing?!
Vulla Vila: Not a thing.
think
Cookie: think? think what?
thinking is nothing.
You're wasting my time...
time to become a tall red cookie.
Vulla Vila: but first, you let
the cop go.
Cookie: No! um Yes?
Vulla Vila: So, why did you
just now say Yes if you
said No! think about it...
Cookie: No!
You're trying to trick to me.
Vulla Vila: No I'm not,
just giving you what
you're thinking.
Cookie: Yes, I am...
Vulla: Say the word
Cookie: no, you
Vulla: more. More of
You You You. and
everything
Cookie: do you know ?
Vulla Vila: that's my line.
Do you know?
Cookie: Know what?
Vulla: that beauty
of a flower.
Cookie: You're wrong
and you're gonna be a nice
Vulla Vila: Cookie?
then I'll take over
the cookie world or
whatever it is you're
up to , um creating?
puh wheee ayyiy
Cookie: What's that
flower?
Vulla Vila:
Don't touch!
Cookie: Hmm...
ah HA HA! sure I touch
and touch and -> NO! Yes?


Ima: We need to
get over there.
All Gertrudes alert!
Gertrude: Who will
watch the Cookie Child?
Chamomile: Hey guys,
I mean girls, I'm back.
Ima: How's the future
of um  Yakhoya?
Chamomile: Great.
Ima: that's good.
What's that on the
Kzahmuhvision? The
mean Cookie is touching
some flower and is that
another Cookie? Oh no! from where?

Ima: I need to figure out
who hit me.
:  hehehe
Ima: What? Who's laughing.um giggling?
Oh Hi Ann... Ann?
Ann: Yes, Ima. I'm just waking up.
Ima: Really? Did you see anyone,
back there?
: hehehe
Ima: Do you hear that sound?
Ann: Yes, I do.
Gertrude: Maybe it's coming out
of Kzahmuh's device. Is that now, Ima?
Ima: I'm not sure.
: hehehe
  You can't figure out ...
Ima: What's that over there, in the corner?
Turn around, you!
: hehehe You're funny!
Ima: What?!
Ann: Ima, is that what it looks like?
Ima: It can't be.
Gertrude: It's real.
Ann: Childlike for sure.
: I am a child. a Cookie Child.
Ann: What's that on the device?
Ima: It's what's happe(n)ing
or will happen soon?
I don't know.
Cookie: ah HA! Soon I'm
going to Rule! It's real !!
Ima: It's not real. or it won't be.
Gertrude: Where did you come
from, honey?
Cookie Child: Him.
Ima: Who?
That?! ick. him?
Cookie Child: Yes.
Ima: Did you hit me?
Cookie Child: I'm sorry.
I ran away and I just
bumped into you.
I'm hiding. He's mean.
Ima: Yes. He is.
Very mean.
Wait! What's she
doing? I can't hear
what Vulla's saying
to that fat Cookie.
Turn it up, Gertrude.
Vulla Vila: You
know punch goes
with cookies...

Ima: End of season!
Wait, no! What's
that noise
bwuho bwuho bwuho

Gertrude: aliens
landing?! yah! (yay)

Reporter: How did you change
              without us seeing it?
Vulla Vila: Change clothes?
Reporter: Yes.
Cookie: What's that bracelet?

ещё !!
Cookie: what?

Ima: Look at this thing,
       Gertrude?
Gertrude: Yeah! That's the
same dress Khleba is wearing.
  Ima: Ouch! Who hit me?
It ran away. No one does that. Continue the season
                       until we find out.

Mold: No! No! No!
Uhrayuh: Now
I have you,
you rat! Oh I

apologize to rats.

Уовгитьчамыща:

Hi Uhrayuh!
Uhrayuh:
I'll take these
two dangerous men.
Mold: I'm Mold.
Ima: Are you still
there Yavki?
Уовгитьчамыща:
Yes, and blessed,
apparently, Uhrayuh's here
                                    to
                                    help.
Ima: Is this
a new season or...


Cookie: Ah ha HA!
Reporter: What s that
you're doing?
Cookie: preparing to
make a tall RED cookie...

Yavkitchamitcha: Ima, I'm out here
looking for those two creeps.
Ima: Yes, they are, Yavki. You mean
Mr. Mold Man and that guy trying
to ruin our friendships by preventing
us from meeting...
Yavkitchamitcha: and I want a waffle.
Ima: Wink and much love, honey.
Yavkitchamitcha: thanks, dear friend.
There here. I see them. Oh no!
Ima: What ... What's wrong?
Yavkitchamitcha:
I got you.
in the background:
   Hey, let me go!
   (whining)
Ima: hahaha I hear them.
Yavkitchamitcha: Now
if I can find our cop friend.
Ima: Good job, Yavki.
Gertrude: How do
you like my
ancient gothic
futuristic extra-
extra dress...
Ima: extra terrestrial?
Gertrude: No.
Just extra extra.
Do you want me
um us to fight like this.
Ima: No, Yavki.(did)
She kicked ass.
Mold: I heard that.
My ass is okay, but
I'm hungry for
a waffle.
Ima: Okay, Chamomile will make you
a going away present.
Wow! Gertrude that dress really is EXTRA!
Gertrude: Thanks, I'm
still hoping
to meet an alien.

behind the scenes
- NO! It doesn't sound like that.
- Sorry, um  what about this?
   tih tihk tihk ...
- no, just use  click, click.
- okay!
  click click click
Ima:  Wow! "This flower symbolizes
our parallel universes."
Scott really is romantic!
That's for me.
       Scott: I am giving this to
       Yavkitchamitcha and Ima
       and it's for everyone.
       Gertrude: Thanks, Scott.
       For every one of me.
Ima: Oh no! Gertrude, no it's
     my Waffles Date. oh I see,
     three Gertrudes, ready to what?
    
     Gertrude: Fight. cookies
     again again again ...
Ima: What's she talking about?
     This is when?
     I wanted a nice party!
     What's this?
     Who is this and what's going on?

  Click click click more this soon-to-be
  future. wait! No! This is now!?
  !  Cookies  Argh arrr!
  Cookie: Mass production of ME.
  All ME!!
Ima: It's a 3D cookie cutter.
     We're in trouble.
     That's Number Joe.
     Cookie has taken him hostage.
     (thinking... I'm sure he's getting
      hungry for waffles too.)
   
    click click click  advancing the
    Kzahmuhvision ...
    Cookie: There she is, talltoughRED
    I have you now.
    Vulla Vila: I'm stuck! What
    is that stuff??
    Cookie: Just a little glue that
    holds us Cookieoids together.

Ima: That's now?!
Gertrude, can you help me?
We have to get out there.
Gertrude: Sure. I can leave
one of me here to watch
The Waffle Planet.
Ima: Good idea, I think.
Yavki this universe? It's you pen?

Уовгитьчамыща (the writer, this universe)

surprise weapon!  uwhiw uhuu
Ima: It turned into a triangle.
Travaia: Travaiangle. In a pen. My new invention. 

Kzahmuh: I hope Ima saw my note.
oh no, Khleba, I see you!
So does little Yavki... I hope
She doesn't grow up like you.
Хлеба: Why not? I'm cute and smart.

Young Yavki: Who's that young woman?
She's talking to herself. wow! nice clothes.
I hope mommy will buy me a dress like hers.

Ima: This note is from Kzahmuh,
but it's sticky. oh what? haha "sorry,
I got some syrup on this note."
um what? "Ima don't watch this
for more than 15 seconds."
hmm why not? oh, I see, oh really?!
"It's your Waffle's Date with
 Scott and Yavkitchamitcha and
 it's gonna be fun."
 I like the future, the near future,
 Thanks, Kzahmuh. Where did you go?

Khleba: Do you think
you're working on too
many projects at the
same time?
Kzahmuh: No.
Why did you say I'm
not a writer, when you
said I am a writer
before.
Khleba: just kidding.
Kzahmuh: it's not
funny, though, and
you look nice.
Khleba: I'm invisible.
Kzahmuh: yeah,
like that.
Khleba: You said
we need to be
invisible when we
go back for Vulla Vila.
ready?
Kzahmuh: Yes, now.
Khleba: Go! go! go!
(I don't think she
appreciates my new
dress from Gertrude.)
off.
Kzahmuh:  GO!
Khleba: Yeah! Woo hoo!
See you there.
Kzahmuh: No,
         you
         won't.
Khleba:
(but you'll
 see me.)

Ima: So, wait
Khleba: wait?
Ima: Give me
the phone, Khleba!
Khleba: OK, here!
Ima: So, Scott
Scott: yes?
Ima: We'll live
happily ever after?
Scott: When?
Khleba: Why did you
say that, Ima?
Ima: ask. only asking
Gertrude: (I better do something, thinking)
 Look!
Travaia: I'm back!  What?!!
very sexy, Gertrude.
Scott: What's going on there, Ima?
Ima: They didn't want me to
say "happily ever after".
Yavkitchamitcha (writer): Give me the phone.
How are you, Ima?
Ima: Okay, but it looks like Gertrude is getting all the attention.

Gertrude: I feel like
a leader.
Ima: In the fashion
industry?
Khleba: I'm gonna be
a leader soon too.
but Kzahmuh is next.
Yavkitchamitcha (writer):
Ima, are you still there?
What should we do, there's
a disturbance outside?
Ima: What kind?
Yavkitchamitcha (writer):
There's a lot
of fighting.
Ima: You and
Scott need to
come back right away.
I need some help,
Kzahmuh.
Gertrude: I can
help, Ima.
Gertrude, Gertrude,
Gertrude: We can
help, Ima.
Khleba: Wow!
Fun multiplied.
Ima: Where's Yavki?
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: It's Yavki.
Yavkitchamitcha:
Ima, I might
have to do something
Ima:
Good idea ,
Yavki. I know
what kind of
something
you're talking
about.
  Pow! Smack
  bang.
  Ima: Yavki?
  are you still
  there?

Chamomile: Oh I'm on?
Kzahmuh: on?
Chamomile: talking,
it's my line first?
Chamomile: Yes. hmm...
okay, I'll make Ima a waffle
Ima: Thanks, Chamomile.
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Khleba: Is that Scott?
Scott: Hello? Ima?
Ima: yeah. I'm here and
waiting for you. Yavki is upset.
Yavkitchamitcha: No, I'm not!
You're the leader now, Ima.
Ima: Thanks, Yavki. So let's eat!
Chamomile: Waffles are served.
Ima: Scott, it's time for waffles,
right now!!
Scott: Okay, I'll be there in a few minutes.
Ima: good.
Khleba: Can I say "Hi" to Scott.
Ima: Sure
Khleba: Hi.
Scott: Hi , Khleba.
Khleba: Yeah, it's me.
Ima: Give the
phone back, Khleba.
Here's your waffle,
Yavkitchamitcha.
It's a yum good syrup?
Chamomile: It's the
ee ha yum good? syrup
Mermaid: hey, that's
what I said.
Ima: Wow! I like it!
Nice syrup name.

Mermaid (undercover model?):  Kh tu a dress?
ee ha yum good?
Gertrude: She loves the dress. Thank you.
Khleba: Yes. oh and she said it's better than
the dress with opening for her tail.
Mermaid: I can speak um... English.
Gertrude: Wow! great. My name is Gertrude.
Mermaid: I'm wearing a cover?
also less in age.
Khleba: She is undercover and the youngest.
Yavkitchamitcha: ahem (clearing her throat).
Ima: What? Yavki, are you mad at me?
Yavkitchamitcha: No! You keep saying
Waffles Date, where's Chamomile?
What are they doing?
Discussing something.
Ima: I guess it's...


Uladocha: Let's go back!
Meirohma: Yes, but do you think
we should test it first.
Uladocha: second. LOL
Meirohma: Did you see someone.
Uladocha: Where?
Meirohma: Over there.
Chamomile: What a trip!
Melissa Lemonbalm: battery-operated
waffle maker.
Chamomile: not batteries, Melissa.
Melissa Lemonbalm: Yeah, you're right.
It works according to that thing um
the kowajik parakulum?
Chamomile: I don't know if they
used that name um term for this,
NOW (visible)
"Hello, my name is Chamomile.
 Would you like a waffle?"
Uladocha: Waffle?
Meirohma: that's what she said.
Melissa Lemonbalm: "syrup!
It's hot ugimersht or what
syrup , is very delicious."
Uladocha: ugimersht or what?
Chamomile: ugimersht or what?
Yes that's correct.


Kzahmuh: so, are you
ladies ready to go?
Chamomile: Yes. To the
future. To Yakhoya.
Ima: What's going on?
You're taking the
waffle maker? My
Waffles Date is ruined.
Khleba: It's not the same waffle maker, Ima.
Don't worry. What syrup should they use, Ima?
Ima: um that ugimersht or what? syrup.

Mold: Thanks?
I thought you'd
never get here.
What's that?
Time Travel Changer:
like a clone, um copy
of the time travel
device.
Mold: ahh say vice.
Is it the next gen.
or what?
Time Travel Changer:
generation?
it's from the future.
same as from Yakhoya.
When are you from?
Mold: Me? Nineties
but I keep getting
born again, and
        again.

Kzahmuh: so, my beautiful
science partner, how is this for
an ending?
Khleba: an ending?!!
Kzahmuh: I'm joking.
Khleba: It wasn't funny.
Kzahmuh: Don't worry,
it's not the end of anything.
we're going to keep going.
Khleba: as best friends?
Kzahmuh: Yeah, honey.
But the trip, all of us together.
Khleba: I see, split screen
on your Kzahmuhvision. so,
that's our Yavkitchamitcha.
Who are they? That's Vulla Vila
and I don't know them.
Kzahmuh: I don't know them
either, but I guess we'll find out.

Number Joe: Alright, well let him go.
Cookie: Why? He talks too much...
Reporter: I did what you asked. If um
I meant, wonder woman will hear that
you wanted her to show up.
Cookie: ah Ha damn it! You're not
tricking me are you.
Reporter: No. It's a treat.
Cookie: What?!
Reporter: Are you oh, everything is
Cookie: You think I'm not OK.
Number Joe: Are you bleeding?
Cookie: Do you have a mirror?
Number Joe: (thinking) I need
to get out of here and get
another waffle.
Cookie: Why are your eyes doing that?
Number Joe: I was just thinking.
Cookie: about what?
Number Joe: nothing.
Reporter: Here's a little compact
mirror.
Cookie: Thank god for you
TV people. So prissy.
Reporter: Nice one!
Cookie: oh okay, it's only
red food coloring. My frosting,
I made it myself.
Number Joe: No wonder.
Cookie: No wonder What?
Hey, Who's that?
Number Joe: Where?
Cookie: outside.
Number: Oh she's your
favorite color?
Cookie: Is she coming
to rescue you?
Number Joe:
I don't know her. (thinking,
I hope my acting is good
enough. They said she's
one of us.
Cookie: Okay, reporter
you're free to go. A red
woman superhero will do.
But put what I do next
on the nightly news.

Khleba: That looks good.
Ima: not great?
Khleba: yeah that too.
Chamomile: Thanks!
I'm pretty. I love it.
Jane or Jasmine:
You ladies are very
pretty in the newest
fashions, timeless
dresses take you
to other places.
Kzahmuh:
How do I look?
Khleba: delicious.
haha.
Kzahmuh:
Knock it off, Khleba.
I'm being serious.
Ima: What's this
that fell out of your pocket, Yakhoya girl?
It says, super share?
Khleba: Yakhoya girl?
Yeah, that's where I'm from.
It's the most beautiful
place above, I mean
um in, I mean it's sort
of a part of the world.
Ima: and the Super Share?
Khleba: about that, it's
just so we're more together ish
when we don't, I mean aren't together.
Ima: What's this part about common dreams?
Khleba: oh it's nothing.
Ima: What does that say on your Kzahmuhvision?
Kzahmuh: It's bad. We have a big problem. actually Two.
Pink Ima: And one of them is that big gross, disgusting creature that wouldn't let go of me. He's a bully.
Kzahmuh: He's a very
dangerous criminal.
Mermaid: bink be do
ooh ah um yum and stuff.
Khleba: What, honey?
Mermaid: I'm the youngest
and pretty too, and I made
up this song with my new
English.
tha o woo zuwish!
Jane or Jasmine: What?!
Where did your tail go?
Mermaid: I'm, I'm
going to be (what's this
mean, Khleba?  ka yeh tur aht
Khleba: (whispering) whi
whi whi
Mermaid: I'm being
undercover.
Ima: You're too pretty
to be an undercover agent.
Khleba: I'll do it.
Kzahmuh: Do what?
Khleba: Someone needs
to go to the future in
Yakhoya and stopped those
two problems.

innocent bystanders:

What on earth?

that's bright!

I think it's (an) extraterrestrial spaceship.

Yeah, humans are in danger.

Frosting: I didn't see anything. Where?

Guy, have you been drinking something?

Frosting: just a Soda Pop. Why?

It was a red flash of light. Well, it

lasted a few seconds.

What's wrong with you?

Frosting: Nothing. Actually I feel

better than ever. hmm was her name Ima?

Thanks to her, whatever her name is.

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht

Ima: It's Scott.

Yavkitchamitcha: Hello, Ima?

Ima: Yes. What? Where's Scott?

Yavkitchamitcha: writing.

Ima: Why? I mean What?

Yavkitchamitcha: about us, I guess.

Ima: you guess? you're the writer

for this parallel universe.

Kzahmuh's universe.

Yavkitchamitcha: speaking of Kzahmuh,

where is she?

Ima: eating candy in the kitchen

with Kzahmuh Khleba or trying to save

and protect the universe.

Yavkitchamitcha: both important,

but did you see that red streak

in the sky. It looked like it stopped

nearby.

Ima: Do you think it's an alien

spacecraft?

Gertrude: Aliens?! Yay! I want

to be first to meet an alien.

Ima: Wow! Gertrude, I love your

new dress.

Gertrude: thanks. We're going to give

a fashion show soon.

Yavkitchamitcha: Ima, are you

still there? Tell Kzahmuh there's

a big problem.

Ima: What?

Yavkitchamitcha: a bunch of

bad guys.

Ima: What? What are they doing?

Yavkitchamitcha: they're...

they're flying through the air.

minutes ago

Vulla Vila: I hope no one saw

that bright red light.

What's wrong with this machine

I thought this would be a soft landing.

I'm here. Nothing to fear, now.

Pow! uhthwush smack! oohwoooh!

These bad guys are lighter than they

used to be. This is too easy. Now where's the

policeman and the reporter and the sugary mess holding them?

Yavkitchamitcha: What's that? Whoa!
Scott: I don't know. It's, it's...
Yavkitchamitcha: You can say it, since you're um you wrote it.


Mold: I can still spy on them even though
the mermaids and humans have me. ah HAHA!
just like I thought, they're only writers.

Time Travel Changer: You stopped me from
time traveling  but not from changing things.
There's the vulnerability. Mold, I have you.

Vulla Vila: What's wrong with this machine
I thought this would be a soft landing.
I'm here. Nothing to fear, now.

Kzahmuh: I'm hung up on
why are we called candy scientists?
oh it's a joke.
Khleba: I think it's a fantasy.
Chamomile: Fun!
Kzahmuh: We need to come
back to earth.
Khleba: Yeah, reality.






Scott: they want us to Feel self-conscious.
Yavkitchamitcha: and they want to
(try to) make doubt.
Scott: they can't write.
Yavkitchamitcha: they can only wrong.
Scott: Amen.
Yavkitchamitcha: women too.

Uladocha: Did you notice
her glasses, nice touch
to her outfit!
Meirohma: Yeah! OMG
no! What's she pulling out of
her pocket?
Uladocha: Zoom in
on hand of the woman.
Save Scott?

elsewhere
Kzahmuh: What did you put
in your pocket, Khleba?
Хлеба: nothing. wait. Nothing?
Where did it go?
Kzahmuh: What?

Хлеба: What's that sound?
Kzahmuh: You know.
It's a time portal, it's soft but sure.
Хлеба: I wouldn't have guessed that...
I thought it was the candy truck coming.
Kzahmuh: What's this song about
Vulla Vila?
I'm glad I saved and protected
our relationships, um our friendships.
Хлеба: yeah, or I'd only be eating pies.
and you'd be eating candy all alone.
Kzahmuh: all alone? Nooo!!
oh no, look Khleba, someone is
coming from the past. A time traveler.
I think it's Vulla Vila.


Vulla Vila: Damn, these glasses
keep falling down. When I get
there, someone's gonna get it!
2001, 2002, 2003 . . . 2015, 2016, 2017
2017, 2017, 2017  there's a problem

uh teyew ooh thee uh teyew
te whap whap whap!

Maybe I programmed this wrong.
or else he did it!

elsewhere, earlier
Who is that? She's smart and beautiful!
A red woman, I want to
grow to be just like her.

Scott - Vulla Vila

Scott - Vulla Vila

Chamomile: If you girls, um ladies, are
                  finished cleaning up the candy wrappers...
                  Look!
Хлеба: at what? I can't see anything.
Kzahmuh: I need to write this down.
              How come I can't see into the kitchen?
Chamomile: C'mere I'll show you.
Хлеба: Huh?
Chamomile: no, wow!
Kzahmuh: what wow?
Chamomile: Put your hand in there?
Kzahmuh: I can't.
Хлеба: I will. wait! I have this figured out.
Chamomile, we're not on The Waffle Planet anymore?
right?
Chamomile: no, that's wrong.
Kzahmuh: Here, let me see that, Khleba.
It's candy. This one's a candy, too.
Chamomile: Correct.
Kzahmuh: Why can't I see the kitchen.
Chamomile: That's because I filled it with candy.
Хлеба: A kitchen full of candy. I should have
thought of that myself.
Kzahmuh: and I helped write this story.
wait. I helped write this story?
I'm not a writer.
Хлеба: You are a writer.
Kzahmuh: then I'm writing that we're in trouble.
Хлеба: because we can't eat that much candy?
Kzahmuh: no, I think we can.
Хлеба: then what?
Kzahmuh: I need to talk to Scott and Yavkitchamitcha
and ask them.
Уовгитьчамыща: I'm right here. What do you
want to ask me?
Kzahmuh: okay, we have a big problem.
Vulla Vila went back in time and there's a chance
or it's likely that things are changing.
Уовгитьчамыща: things? What kinds of things?
Kzahmuh: uh actually people and relationships.
Уовгитьчамыща: How would we know this?
Wouldn't everything seem normal, the way it's
supposed to be?
Kzahmuh: Yes, normally it would, but
Уовгитьчамыща: but what?
Kzahmuh: this device
Уовгитьчамыща: What does it have to do with
this problem?
Kzahmuh: It protects what happened and no one can change it.

HAPPY MERMAIDS WEEKENDS!!

Kzahmuh: Eureka or something!
Хлеба: Dammit or nothing!
Kzahmuh: What?
Хлеба: We're out of candy.
Kzahmuh: Maybe we can write that into the plot.
Chamomile: not until you clean up this place,
candy wrappers everywhere! I'm the manager!
Хлеба: but you're a writer, Kzahmuh,
you're the best scientist I've ever known.
Kzahmuh: Thank you. Scott and Yavkitchamitcha
said I'm going to be Ima's assistant and I need
to do some writing too. I wrote this down, um
"save for
bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
sorry to interrupt but that's my phone...
Cookie: oh eee heheee
Ima: Who is this?
I'm going to hang up!
Cookie: oh that's sweet.
Remember me?
Ima: no. but if I do
I'll try to forget you.
Cookie: I have your
policeman friend and
a reporter. He wants
to interview you.
Ima: interview me?
Cookie: Yes! He wants
to ask you about, um how
shall I say this, Wonder Woman.
Ima: Noooo !!
Cookie: You won't be
needed anymore.
Хлеба: hmm
save Scott.
I'll put that in
my pocket.
Hey, Kzahmuh,
what's that on
your K.V.
Kzahmuh: I forgot
to tell you that
Vulla Vila
accidentally grab(bed)
Changer's time travel
device. We have to get her.
Хлеба: Okay, I'll go with you.

Vulla Vila: Oh no! I didn't talk to
her before. I didn't think she liked me.
oh no, Kzahmuh was right, this could
change our relationships , everything.


Kzahmuh: It's my fault. Everything
is going to change. We might not
even
Хлеба: fit into our clothes?
Kzahmuh: that too, but no I meant
we might not even know each other.
Хлеба: When? After we meet in
the middle of this little giant
mountain of candy?
Chamomile: You guys are gonna
have to pick up all the candy
wrappers. You're making a mess.
Kzahmuh: I already did.
Pink Ima: Mess? Speaking of, um
well I need to get serious.
Ima: That would be a first.
Pink Ima: Shut up! Your Anything
should be ready, that's real.
Ima: Yes it is. I'm sorry.
Chamomile: That's the way
to do it, Ima. Be dignified.
Хлеба: Where's Travaia?
Travaia: I'm here.
Хлеба: Where have you been?
Travaia: I sent a search light
of

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: That's my phone.
Hello? Oh wow! Really?
Travaia: Who is it?
Ima: It's Yavkitchamitcha
from here. She saw your kisses, Travaia.
Уовгитьчамыща: I can't wait to
see Scott and Yavkitchamitcha.


Meirohma: Wake up, Ula.
Uladocha: What? Meia, where
are we?
Meirohma: Remember? We
just bought the Time Travel
Pinpointer.
Uladocha: Is that what it's called?
Meirohma: I don't know. They
said  we could call it whatever
we  want to.
Uladocha: What's this? It's Mom
driving away. I was so sad. Oh no!
Meirohma: What's wrong?
Uladocha: She's turning around...
Meirohma: and?
Uladocha: And she
never did that before,
something happened.
Who's that tall red woman?
She's beautiful.

One Lefted Pepper

Ima: What does
that mean? Their
writing is getting weird.
Хлеба: What, Ima?
Ima: I don't know. (sigh)

Travaia: mwuh mwuh
            mwuh mwuh
little, cute Travaia kisses
search-light lipstick
in the night time sky.
Scott! Yavkitchamitcha!
writers, where are you?

Уовгитьчамыща: What's that?!
Scott: um I don't know.
Уовгитьчамыща: mind I do know.
That was one freaking delicious kiss.
kisses are still amazing! and I was
getting worried.
Scott: I'm still worried but another
kiss wouldn't hurt. I'm glad you came back.
Уовгитьчамыща: Yeah, I'm um I'm thinking
the timing isn't right. Can we turn on the
evening news?
Scott: Yes. Let me see, this is one of Kzahmuh's devices.
ooh wee ohooh ah okay something's wrong. News flash?!
Уовгитьчамыща: That's them, see? Number Joe
he's a policeman? and a reporter. Who's holding them?
He's , not him oh dangit  it's a Cookie, making a demand
that Wonder Woman appears. It's a trap! We already had
to fight them. Give me another kiss so I'm not worried!
Scott: okay but it'll cost you.
         I'm kidding.
Уовгитьчамыща: You better be.

buh wuhoo buh wuhoo
Where's Vulla Vila: Where am I?
No, this is impossible!

Mommy, I don't want to do all those exercises.
: You're just a little bright red girl.
I'm so sad, I wish somebody liked me. What?!
Who is that? She's beautiful!
A red woman, I want to
grow up to be just like her.

Vulla Vila: I hope she
I mean, hmm I hope I
didn't see me.

That red woman is cool.
I'm gonna stand up to those
bullies.

: Can you help me. They might
                      hurt us, they're
                      up to something bad.

                 I'll try. Do you
                 like me?
                 Yavki: Yes, I do.
                 but I don't know
                         you very
                         well yet.

Pink Ima: Pink does it...
Kzahmuh: Pink Candy?
Pink Ima: Neon Pink
Purpose Usurpus
or something.
Ima: and that
Ugimersht , you know
gives us whatever!
Kzahmuh: Ima, you seem to
know something.
Ima: thanks, I guess.
Kzahmuh: if two people
have the same belt buckle
and it's beautiful, does that
mean I should, I mean the one
person should like and try to help
the other one?
Ima: It depends, do they look alike?
Хлеба: and do both have the name Kzahmuh?
Kzahmuh: thanks for telling everyone
what I'm worried about.
Pink Ima: Like I said before, oh you
weren't here then.
Kzahmuh: What?
Pink Ima: I'll throw my pink
and make love win!
Kzahmuh: eww no
Pink Ima: You don't like love?
Kzahmuh: not what I saw them do.
Хлеба: what happened?
Kzahmuh: nothing
forget it.
I have to figure
out how to they got
here, in my
universe. Maybe
we can help them
get back when we leave.
First I'm gonna
have some candy.
Хлеба: I'll help you.
Ima: Eating everything in sight.
Хлеба: not everything.

Уовгитьчамыща:
Where's Scott?
and um my friend
Yavkitchamitcha?
Ima: Yeah, where?
that's the question.
Chamomile: I have
waffles, pies, and
Ima: candy?
Chamomile: Yes. candy.
but it's Kzahmuh's candy.
Where is Kzahmuh?

Kzahmuh: Where did
Vulla go? Wait a minute,
hmm let me think about this...
that was a time travel device,
rather crude or um
even a bit primitive.
I should call Ima, hmm
is she our leader now?
that makes me, Oh no!
I'm Ima's assistant.
This is gonna (be) hard.

Mermaid Helen: kuh ruh ah
ha bee or en ge jer kl rah
I don't wanna be a manager.
but if elected I will think
and take nice vacations.
but I'm nervous and scared.
Gertrude: Why are you scared,
sweety?
Mermaid Helen: ter,fact
fict. no I don't know in English.
Хлеба: What honey? say it in
your language.
Mermaid Helen: gu ah eeee
eeee ohduh kuh kl aap
uvsh eeee br, uh, br or aa...
Хлеба: She says that she's
a young mermaid, wrong
way in water, and it's
like stolen, um
Mermaid trafficking?!
Oh no!! She escaped!
thank God!

bzzz ooht bzzz ooht
Ima: It's Scott!
Scott: Ima, are you okay there?
Ima: Yes, Yavki and Ann are back. Where are you?
Scott: There's a problem.
Ima: What's wrong?
Scott: Yavkitchamitcha
said there's a time for writing
and a time for fighting and put
her pen down and went
looking for that bad guy.

Kzahmuh: I'm tired and
need some candy
and I'm back guys
and girls.
Chamomile: Here
it is Kzahmuh. Just
like a mountain of candy.

Travaia
  Rocks!

rectangular-shaped
partial box (not pictured
                    here)
from:
 Ima

Travaia:
Thanks,
  Ima.
Ima:
You're
welcome,
Travaia.
Хлеба:
Now that's
love, I mean
friendship.
um at least
you're not
arguing.
Chamomile:
Have another
pie, Хлеба.
Хлеба: sure.
anytime. I love it.
Ima: that ugimersht,
Хлеба?
Хлеба: okay, yeah
I want that.






Uladocha: Buckle up!
Meirohma: Bitch I'm coming?
Uladocha: What?!
Meirohma: oh nothing. I saw that in a music video,
they're all famous.
Uladocha: oh that song, like a surgeon.  ha ha
Meirohma: yeah, I get it? we should have purchased
                 the pinpoint-the-past device and go-there
                 online.
Uladocha: They do have such a thing on the internet.
Meirohma: I don't think so, and they didn't hire us to spend
                                                      our time on computers.
Uladocha: They didn't hire us.






Time Travel Changer:
Now, what the hell
am I going to do with these
chocolates? I thought that I
could trick them.

At least I have this device
to get back and get her back
before she gets too superpowerful.
okay, program this in, yeah
I feel a bit too damned
nostalgic for such a BAD GUY!
               hahaha  oh he he.
               that's funny.

: puwa! Give me that!
Time Travel Changer:
You can't stop me
     Vulla Vila: I have it,
     Kzahmuh.
        ooo wuh ooo wah...

Time Travel Changer:
Where did she
         go?
Kzahmuh:
oh no, she's in
the past.
Now what am
I gonna do?!

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with flowers
and chocolates
and dolls
and things
love is fun
more when
we're all dressed
for sex success , oh
and ooh here's something
we'll love to do
oh and ooh and yeah and true
tree and me and you and we
life is growing, branches out
fashion is fun, sugar dear
do I have your ear? Listen, let's love and love some more
when we're all dressed for...

Уовгитьчамыща:
bzzz ooht
bzzz ooht
it's me, Ima, hello?
Ima: haha, Yavki !
I'm glad you're back.
I heard you kicked
some ass.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Not just the ass, Ima.
Ima: hahaha...
You know, I'm so happy.
bzzz ooht
oh that's for real.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Is that Scott?
Ima: No, it's Kzahmuh.
Уовгитьчамыща:
Where is she?
Ima: I don't know but
she wants to know if
there's lots of candy.
Chamomile: Ima, there's
a whole bunch of candy
Superpower Grape Punch Candy
and the picture of this one here
looks like a super strange banana
but they say it's like mango flavor
and
Уовгитьчамыща: and what, Chamomile?
Chamomile: Starfruit and of course
ugimers fruits
Ima: Of course that ugimersht. I love it!
Wow! Is that all for Kzahmuh?
Chamomile: Did she save and protect?
Ima: Kzahmuh, are you still there?
okay,  did you save and protect?
Kzahmuh: Why did you ask me like that?
Yeah, I did um and I was saved
or brought back.
Ima: okay, whatever, there's a huge
little mountain of candy waiting
here for you, so hurry up!
Kzahmuh: I'll be right there!

Ann: do-do-do-do
  do-do-do-do-do...
      do-do-do-do
  do-do-do-do-do...

    :  don't
      ah ha ha ha
they can't see me.
I'll change what
happens into doesn't
       from
do to don't
does to doesn't
I hope they
can't see me.

Ann: do-do-do-do
  do-do-do-do-do...
Уовгитьчамыща:
Great tune, Ann!
We can make our
grand entrance!
ha ha of course
I'm joking.
knock. knock.
Хлеба: Who goes there?
Ann: Khleba, open the door.
Hurry! That villain could
be after us.
Хлеба: Are you afraid?
Ann: Of course not! Yavki
pounded them. I've never
seen such a flurry of punches.
but the villain escaped.
Уовгитьчамыща: and he
could be invisible.

: Damnit! they know
  I'm invisible. Hey somebody
  reversed us beating them.
: Nobody beats me !
  aaaerr ga dahmaah!
Kzahmuh: Nobody? okay
I've never been called that,
um I outwit the greatest
villains. It's a lot of fun!
    oh no! We time reset back to...

...oh no, they're kissing.
Wait! I need to go
invisible, and eww he
is giving her a ring?
Okay, um well it's not me,
it's me in the other
universe, at least he's
growing his hair longer.

Cookie: I can do this job,
boss. Mr. Changer, we'll
get her, now! Hey! Where
did she go? She disappeared.

Хлеба: Yeah! Come on in,
we're ready for a party!
Ann: Thanks Khleba. So are we!

Hours ago
Kzahmuh: Got him!
Haha I'm sure glad
I met you, Ann.
Ann: Who is that?!
Kzahmuh: I don't know.
but this person looks
a bit like me. wait. hmm...
What's this thing?
Ann: Don't touch it.
Kzahmuh: I already did...
ooh ee ooh woot ah ee ah
oot...
Ann: that sounds bad!
(like new)
Kzahmuh: So, this is what
happened? I guess I'm glad
they met each other. They saved me...

Kzahmuh: What's this? oh yeah,
my research on other writers in
other parallel universes...
What?!! Oh no, there are no other
Scott or Yavkitchamitcha writers.
I hope they're okay because
we need them to continue
writing our story.

Chamomile: Wow! That's a nice dress,

Gertrude. I like it very much.

Can I have one?

Gertrude: Sure, Chamomile. It has

secret pockets for your devices.

Chamomile: Yeah, I have a fun button.

It works, too.

Хлеба: That's funny, Chamomile.

Chamomile: I also have a new

blueberry pie!

Хлеба: Where?

Chamomile: Right here. But you already

have eaten too much.

Хлеба: No. I'm just getting started.

ugimers ugimers

ugimers ugimers...

Chamomile: Oh it's my phone!

Hello?

I wondered where you went.

Хлеба: Who is it?

Chamomile: It's the  woman

that was here.

Хлеба: woman?

Chamomile: Is, um

Is your name Vulla?

Yes, okay, what?!!

The policeman and

a reporter are what?

Хлеба, some bad man

has them, or something.

Where's Number Joe?

Хлеба: I think he went

outside to look around

and see if there were

any more problems.

Where's Ima? Did she

go out there too?

Chamomile: oh Vulla

did you mean Joe?

Vulla: Yes, it's him

and some reporter. I heard

him say, um ask that guy

if he thinks he's one of the best villain characters ever.

Chamomile:

really? What did he say?

Vulla: Something

about this being real.

Chamomile: 

Real?! Oh yes, it is.

Хлеба: What's real,

Chamomile? Oh that

blueberry pie, it sure does taste real.

Gertrude: This

new dress is

absolutely the best,

girls, and it's for

everywhere and

any occasion! It's

for fun of all kinds,

just use your

imagination. Even

if you're hoping to

meet an alien like

I am um like I want to

do or just the man of

your dreams...

don't condense

my waffles date

if you do, i will be

very mad at you

put some verys

on top of very

at the table

on my plate

in the bed

stay up late

in the morning

very very very

it's pouring verys

i'm pouring verys

on top of verys

it's raining the very, very

we're merry never to the contrary

very sweet like syrup

on top of my waffles

date all twenty four times seven

always continue to add and increase verys for the perfect waffles date.